The murderous weapons, the frightening terminology, the challenging neighborhood, the uncertain second floor and food safety, these four interpretations of modern alternative Jianghu styles have made many netizens laugh and be addicted.

Especially the last sentence that the chicken is poisonous, it makes many people laugh after seeing it.

With a good beginning, there will naturally be more good alternative interpretations later.

"Alternative Jianghu style of peanuts and wine:

I've seen a lot of explanations of the alternative Jianghu style of Gu Wen book fans.,I'll come to something that I think is a god.,It's too literary.,I'll talk about what I see and what I think of the martial arts feel.,If it's not well written, please pat it.。

Many years ago, when I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, my family and my uncle's family opened a small restaurant, just across the road from the gate of the only steel mill in our city, and many workers in blue overalls would pass by every day, and the refrigerated cabinet at the front desk was often stocked with peanuts of various flavors and various brands of liquor.

During the summer vacation, I used to play there, in fact, it is very boring to say, the entertainment I can find is usually to find a corner to watch TV, or to take a ****** to fight flies, or secretly look at all kinds of customers entering the store, I have seen the front desk waiter who steals peanuts, I have also seen the chef who steals pork ribs, I have seen the down-and-out drunkard who comes to the store all day long to drink on credit, and I have also seen the outsiders who run to the store in the middle of the night to knock on the door and grab money.

But none of that was enough to make my summer vacation unique, and it didn't make me associate them with "alternative martial arts" at all, until one day, I saw it......

It was three big men, dirty, at first glance it was a worker who had just gotten off work in the factory, they picked up an empty table and sat down, ordered a plate of salted peanuts, a bottle of Wandashan, I always thought that Wandashan was a seller of milk powder, so every time I saw the bottle of wine printed with the words "Wandashan" on the outside, there would be an inexplicable sense of joy.

That's not the point, the point is ...... After they opened the wine, one of them poured the wine directly on top of the peanuts, and my expression at the time was like this. 】

It turns out that peanuts can still be eaten like this, just when I thought they were going to eat wine-soaked peanuts, the other person's actions proved that I was still Too young, too simple, he ...... I took out a lighter for five cents and pressed it on the plate of peanuts, and the plate of peanuts instantly burst into flames, and then the three men were eating wine while holding the steaming peanuts and laughing, and I could still hear the sound of peanuts "crackling" and exploding.

This picture is so beautiful, the impact on my young soul is huge, I watched them eat the plate of peanuts in a daze, thinking that Ling Hu Chong and the Demon Sect Elder Qu Yang drank in the forest, and all kinds of crazy and cool hanging and fried drinking positions are nothing more than that, sure enough, there are a few romantic characters, and I look at the present day!

So I silently kept in mind the "peanut with wine domineering side leakage version" I just saw, and prepared to teach the "high-level pretending technique" in the future, more than ten years have passed in a blink of an eye, and I have never seen such a chic man and such a "shocking" way of eating, until today I saw this problem, and I thought that my Dahua country's "alternative martial arts eating and drinking" can be regarded as a successor.

Come on, Sao Nian, take the new skills well, and don't send them slowly.

Attached is the eight-character motto of the doctrine of eating and drinking: Invisible pretending is the most deadly! ": I was shocked by wine and peanuts for a lifetime.

If the four rules of alternative martial arts belong to the analysis, then ID has been shocked by wine and peanuts for a lifetime, this netizen who has written this description of peanuts and wine in the style of alternative rivers and lakes is the real alternative martial arts style in modern society.

"666666, it's the first time I've seen peanuts like this, go back and try it, peanuts are dipped in wine, and then burned, this taste must be sour!"

"It's so joyful to see someone eating peanuts and drinking wine for the first time when I'm so big, but is this method true? Don't teach bad children to the landlord, today's children have a strong ability to imitate. ”

"We are really talented everywhere in Huaguo, after reading the landlord's post, I can clearly imagine the landlord's expression at that time, because after I read the post, my mood is my Nima hanging bomb God, and looking at the landlord's ID name is called being shocked by wine and peanuts for a lifetime, it is estimated that I will not forget this picture in this life."

"Peanuts and wine can still do this? It was an eye-opener for me to go. ”

"It seems that if you want to become a Jianghu person, peanuts and wine are indispensable, if you go to the same store at a fixed time every day and ask for a plate of peanuts, a pound of beef and a pot of wine without smiling, and eat it without saying a word, for three consecutive months, your reputation will spread throughout the neighborhood, Jianghu people are called single dogs, and now according to the description of the landlord, those peanuts and wine cattle should be called alternative Jianghu cattle, cattle people, not single dogs......"

The discussion of the alternative Jianghu fan, which was originally very hot, because after the remarks of this piece of peanuts and wine appeared, the discussion reached a climax in an instant, and at this time, an alternative Jianghu fan described in a novel technique quietly became popular all over the major forums and post bars.

"Alternative twilight, streetside, commissary:

Dusk, streetside, commissary.

Humans, men, two men, one old and one young, stood across the counter.

"Is that you?"

"It's me."

"You're here."

"I'm coming."

"You shouldn't have come."

"I'm already here."

"You're here anyway, after all."

"I'm here anyway, after all."

Silence, long silence.

It seems that the two people carved in clay and wood are facing each other, but the sunset is getting more and more oblique.

"What are you doing here?" The old man finally broke the silence.

"Hit the soy sauce." Crisp and neat, word by word, without the slightest hesitation.

The old man groaned for a while, and said slowly: "How much is a pound?" ”

"One piece." Still crisp and clean, without a hint of hesitation.

The man's face had changed, and he said, "You know that I never sell soy sauce for a dollar or a pound here. ”

"I just need a dollar and a pound of soy sauce."

"Really?"

"Seriously!"

The soy sauce seller stared at the person in front of him, he was very young, but his eyes, no one will forget, it was as quiet as the night, as deep as the sea.

He knew that the young man in front of him was definitely not a person, but he also knew that he would never sell soy sauce for a dollar or a pound.

It was still so silent, deathly silent.

The sun was about to set, and he looked at the sunset in the distance and felt an indescribable fear.

He smiled bitterly and said, "Do you have to buy one for a pound?" ”

"Definitely!"

"What if I don't sell it to you?"

"You can try!"

Silence, death-like silence.

After a long time, he raised his eyes to look at the young man, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll sell you a pound of soy sauce for a dollar, but you don't have to mention it to outsiders!" ”

He took the soy sauce bottle and a dollar from the boy's hand. The bottle is cold, just like the heart of the old man; The coin was slightly hot, like the palm of a young man's hand.

After a few moments, the boy took the soy sauce bottle he handed back and turned to walk towards the door.

In this battle, he won, and he won it completely, and a trace of pride passed over the young man's face.

The soy sauce seller stopped him from behind: "Do you think you really beat me?" ”

The young man's body shook slightly, and his steps stopped.

"Obviously, I've already hit the soy sauce at such a low price."

"Not bad."

"Then I have overcome you."

"It's a pity that you missed a little."

The boy turned suddenly, the muscles on his face twitching slightly, he seemed to realize something, but it was too late.

The soy sauce seller only smiled lightly and said, "My soy sauce was originally sold for eight cents a pound." ”

After the appearance of this alternative Jianghu style remarks of the street store at dusk, many people who posted it began to use this text to post water, and many forum members began to use this text to irrigate water.

It is conservatively estimated that less than half an hour after the appearance of this alternative Jianghu style remarks, this remarks have been copied and pasted and forwarded more than 500,000 times.

As for the opinions of this streetside, dusk, and commissary remarks, netizens are consistent in saying "The cow has gone to the sky!" ”

"Look at the landlord's description technique, this is the rhythm of Gu Wen's Jianghu hero's possession, this style of writing, this level of writing, no one."

"The rivers and lakes of Guwen have appeared, and the landlord will be worshiped by me!"

"It turns out that there is such a side of my life, it seems that I didn't observe carefully enough, and the landlord is talented."

"The alternative Jianghu situation in the commissary, this remark has a strong sense of picture, and the cow is exploding!"

"A willful teenager, an old commissary owner, sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy."

…… Accompanied by all kinds of comments, this commissary's remarks became popular overnight, and it was popular all over the Internet's major social gathering places. (To be continued.) )