Chapter 21: The Warlock of the Rivers and Lakes (Ask for Collection)

finally got off work on Friday, and Zhang Guodong decided to do something big this weekend. Don't think crookedly, it's a matter of making money.

has been working for more than two years, from a salary of less than 2,000 at the beginning to more than 3,000 now, although Zhang Guodong does not spend money lavishly, he has not saved much money.

He had just rented a house, and the money left in his card was only four figures, not to mention getting married, even finding a girlfriend was not enough. So he's going to use healing techniques to make a little extra money.

Where are there many patients, of course, hospitals. You just stop a person and say that I will treat you, you give me money, and others don't treat you as a psychopath.

Hospitals are different, there are many patients in it, all kinds of diseases, maybe some of them are in a hurry. Ahh

But how to sell himself, Zhang Guodong is still confused. When people say that I am a miracle doctor, unless the other party is a fool, they will never believe it.

Well, first find a patient and do an experiment with him, and this person must also be known to others, so as not to be a childcare.

Rub, the difficulty is not low, but as long as it succeeds, he believes that the money he gets will definitely not be less, one patient will receive 10,000, ten patients will receive 100,000, and one million patients will ...... Wow rub, I can't think about it, I'm going to drool.

Coming to the familiar hospital, Zhang Guodong drove upstairs to the inpatient department with ease.

The first room, which looks very healthy, rubs, is actually going to be discharged.

In the second room, ah~~~ A scream almost didn't break Zhang Guodong's eardrums, it turned out to be a mother breastfeeding her child, saying that you won't close the door when breastfeeding the child. Fortunately, Zhang Guodong ran fast, and his face should not be seen clearly.

In the third room, Zhang Guodong had just walked in, when he heard a drip~~~~~~~ and then a group of doctors and nurses rushed in, and ten minutes later, the doctor came out and said the classic line: "I'm sorry, we've done our best." ”

The fourth room, no one!

The fifth room, ahahaha, great, the fifth room is finally occupied by a sick old man, curing his illness, it costs 10,000 yuan, isn't it?

Liu Zixin was on the day shift today, and was walking out of the water after hanging up water for a patient, when she suddenly saw a somewhat familiar back flashing. The haunting of the hospital that day suddenly sounded in her mind, and it was daytime, and she dared to walk to the ward where her back had disappeared.

"Uncle, what is your illness?" Zhang Guodong sat next to the hospital bed and chatted with the old man.

"I, diabetic, come to recuperate for a few days every quarter. What do you do, I don't think you're a patient, you're a family member? "The old man was bored alone, and someone happened to come to chat with him, and he was so happy.

"I'm also a doctor, a Chinese medicine practitioner, a qigong one, specializing in treating all kinds of incurable diseases." Zhang Guodong patted his chest and said, with that expression, he couldn't wait to tell the old man, I am a miracle doctor, come and ask me to treat your illness.

Liu Zixin's teeth itched at the door of the ward, this dead liar actually dared to go to the hospital to cheat, or to deceive an old man, this kind of person should be sent to prison!

"Aha, you're humorous, young man. TCM I know, but Qigong? I don't believe it! "The old man laughed heartily, not at all like a sick person.

"Uncle, it's true, if I try it for you, if I cure you, you can give me some nutrition money to make up for my qigong consumption. If it can't be cured, I'll let you beat and scold. Zhang Guodong hurriedly opened the bid code.

The old man's laughter disappeared: "Are you serious?" ”

"Of course!"

"Young man, I'm diabetic, it's not a cold and fever, a little sweat can be fine, it's not nice to say, at my level, it's already an incurable disease, and it can only be controlled with medicine."

"Uncle, you believe me!"

"Okay, it's also interesting to chat with you, I'll go crazy with you once, pure qigong, don't use any props, right?"

"No, you don't need anything, you just rely on the operation of qi to help you get rid of your illness." Zhang Guodong was overjoyed, this uncle was so cute, he actually believed him, and he would have charged him less money for a while.

Zhang Guodong took a step back and made a few gestures that he didn't know what he meant: "Uncle, get ready, I'm going to do my work." ”

"Stop!" A coquettish cheer came, which startled Zhang Guodong and the old man.

Liu Zixin couldn't help it anymore, this warlock, a dead liar, really had to fool the old man.

As soon as Zhang Guodong turned around, he saw Liu Zixin running in angrily. Not to mention, this little girl's angry look is quite cute.

"Is that you? Zhang Guodong, right? The one who fainted blood! ”

Rub, the reason why I fainted last time was because the element card was bound well, not because of blood sickness. What a shame for a big man, who is called a bloodthirsty!

"I recognize you, that Liu Shizhen!" Zhang Guodong sarcastically ridiculed Liu Zixin, a nurse who couldn't get a needle.

"Uncle, how can you believe him, he is a charlatan." Liu Zixin ignored Zhang Guodong and turned her head to the old man and said.

"How to speak, who is a charlatan. I'm qigong to heal diseases, qigong, understand? ”

"The devil believes you! What qigong, like Zhang Xbao, is a liar! I warn you, if you don't leave, I'll call the security guards! ”

"Little girl, can I say something? You say he's a liar, but what did he lie to me? I didn't give him money, I didn't give him anything, he couldn't be cured, and he was still beaten and scolded, do you think there is such a liar? ”

Zhang Guodong suddenly felt that this old man was like an angel, exuding a thousand rays of light on his body.

He looked at Liu Zixin provocatively, look, look at what others said. Liar, what did I lie to him? I don't even touch him, I don't need money if I can't cure him, is there such a liar?

"That's not going to work, it's a hospital, and we're responsible for the patients. Uncle, what about your family, let your family come. Let me tell you, I know this person, he is a migrant worker who moves bricks! ”

I'll rub it, my brother is also a bachelor's degree, and the salaried people who work in state-owned enterprises, why do you say that you are migrant workers who move bricks? Have you ever seen a migrant worker who only earns more than 3,000 a month!

"Little girl, you don't have to worry about this, I'm not old yet. Come on, boy, give me a gong, just when I want to curse! ”

I rubbed it, this old guy is not kind, it turns out that he didn't believe it at all, he was purely playing Zhang Guodong, and then took the opportunity to scold him to vent.

Zhang Guodong is not ambiguous, wait for the master to cure you, see that you are still arrogant!

"Mali Mali boom, wind, fire, thunder and lightning, go!"

"Ah~~~ Uncle, what's wrong with you, uncle!"