Zhang Guodong was dumbfounded, Liu Zixin was dumbfounded, and the black-bellied old man was also dumbfounded.

Anyone who has experienced this kind of thing will collapse, screaming like Liu Zixin is not bad, if Zhang Guodong hadn't bitten his tongue by chanting the spell just now, I am afraid that the voice of the scream is louder than Liu Zixin.

Because, sir... He peed!

That's right, after Zhang Guodong's "gong", the old man suddenly urinated, without warning before, and he looked comfortable.

For any normal adult ~ adult, it is unacceptable to pee in front of strangers and the opposite sex, let alone lying in bed and peeing in pants.

Zhang Guodong's head turned 18,000 times in an instant, and then he moved his hand and covered Liu Zixin's mouth.

"Shh~~~ Don't scream, it's an accident, it's an accident! Eh, I'll go! ”

Zhang Guodong jumped up holding his feet, why does this nurse's shoes hurt so much?

"What did you do, uncle, uncle, what's wrong with you?" Liu Zixin ran to the side of the bed and asked anxiously.

"Ah~~ cool!"

The words came out of the old man's mouth, and Zhang Guodong and Liu Zixin were petrified at the same time. What did he just say, cool? How long has this old man not peed, or has he not wet the bed for a long time, and he misses it very much?

"What are you looking at?!" After the old man's angry voice reached Zhang Guodong's ears, Zhang Guodong was stunned for a moment, and he wanted to answer: "Look at you?!" ”

But he couldn't help it, these two classic dialogues, placed in the Great Northeast, can basically stage a live-action version of "Violent Block"!

"Uncle, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Guodong's voice was trembling, and he was about to be scared to pee. Is this treatment so unreliable, why does the old man pee?

"It's nothing, I feel much lighter and my spirits are much better, or I haven't felt this in almost a decade. Go, in that closet, get me a change of clothes! ”

Zhang Guodong didn't know why he listened to the old man's words, as if the old man habitually ordered others, but he was not used to being ordered by others!

"Hey, I'll change my uncle's clothes, do you want to see it too?" Zhang Guodong shouted at Liu Zixin.

Liu Zixin's face turned red, and she said with a stalk around her neck: "I'm a nurse, I haven't seen anything!" With that, she turned and walked outside the room and closed the door.

In fact, she really hasn't seen it, when she was in nursing school, she was not a good student, this kind of real-life simulation nursing, she has always skipped class, and at most she has seen models. I've been in the hospital for so long, and I haven't even given muscle injections to others.

Helping the old man change his clothes, Zhang Guodong stood still and didn't leave. Before, I said that if I cured his illness, I would give money. No matter what the process is, the uncle himself said that it is much easier and his spirit is better, this is the curative effect! Well, it's going to give money!

"What are you looking at?"

I'm rubbing, this old man shouldn't be trying to repay the debt, right? What's the matter, don't you want to give money, and then use words to stimulate me, if I do it, you can still take the opportunity to blackmail me?

"I didn't look at anything. Go for a full body check-up and you should be much better. Zhang Guodong didn't dare to say too much, anyway, the old man himself said that he was much better, in case he was not cured, and the old man would pee his pants in front of others, Zhang Guodong didn't dare to be responsible for this, who knows if the old man's family will beat people.

Looking at Zhang Guodong's back, the old man said loudly: "Young man, I have made an appointment for a full body examination tomorrow, and if you are better, I will give you money." ”

Zhang Guodong waved his hand and walked out of the ward. The ghost believes it, just by virtue of this old man's black-bellied character, the subtext is, if I don't get better, what I will give you is the cost of injury medicine!

"Hey, Zhang Guodong, you stop!" Liu Zixin was blocked at the door, and as soon as Zhang Guodong came out, she was caught by her.

"What are you doing, pulling and pulling in public, let others see and spread it, I can't find a target, you are responsible!" Zhang Guodong came up and took a bite back.

"You don't have to scare me, this is a hospital, you are not a patient, and you are not a family member of a patient, if I tell the security guard that you are here to make trouble, what do you think will happen to you?" Liu Zixin smiled like a devil.

"What do you want?"

"If the old man complained about me just now, you have to help me testify that he peed his pants by himself, and he didn't want me to help change them!" Liu Zixin is really afraid that the old man will ask her to help change her pants, I heard that many old men in the hospital are old hooligans, and they specialize in molesting little nurses!

"Okay, I'll do that. Nothing else, I'm leaving. ”

"If you want to go, leave your phone number and unit first!"

Another girl who took the initiative to ask him for his phone number, but unfortunately it was the same as the previous one, and it wasn't interesting to him. I still remember that the first girl who asked him for his phone number was the homeroom teacher of their middle school!

"You can go this time, right? Being a nurse is not gentle at all! Zhang Guodong left with a snort. I was busy for a long time today, not to mention that I didn't earn a dime, I helped an old man who peed his pants change his pants, and he was threatened by a little nurse, he has lived for so many years, and he has never been so unlucky!

"What kind of broken hospital are you, you don't have any broken bones, you actually told me that it will take a month to get better, are you trying to slander people!"

I'm rubbing, Black Dragons!

There were six or seven people standing in front of them, all of them serving prison sentences, wearing gold chains around their necks, and black dragon tattoos on their arms, and only one guy looked miserable, with one arm hanging from his arm. Now these people are arguing around the nurses' station, and they are all starting to slap the table.

Those little nurses are the opponents of these social people, and they are scared enough one by one. Only the head nurse has seen this kind of thing, and patiently explained to them: "Although you didn't hurt your bones, you hurt your muscles and blood vessels, and you really can't recover in less than a month, why don't you change hospitals?" ”

"Grass! If it weren't for the bearish Master Liu going back to his hometown to bring his grandson, Lao Tzu would have to come to your broken hospital! I didn't have any medical skills at all, but I poked my arm, and it actually cost Lao Tzu more than a thousand! The man with the hanging arm continued to pat the table with his other good arm.

As soon as Liu Zixin returned to the nurse's station, she saw that these people were making trouble, and it seemed that it would take two minutes for the security guards to come up, she glanced at Zhang Guodong, and suddenly thought of an excellent idea.

"Look, that person is a miracle doctor, he claims to be a descendant of a qigong master, and he cures all diseases, you can try him!" Liu Zixin pointed to the back of Zhang Guodong walking into the elevator and said.

Zhang Guodong was in the elevator and suddenly felt a cool breeze coming up from his back. The air conditioner of this elevator is also turned on too violently, can the patient stand it?

As soon as he walked out of the hospital, he saw those people in the public running towards him just now: "The person in front, you stop!" ”

I wipe, is it Tai Sui during this time, why is someone trying to beat me again?!