Chapter 444: April Fool's Day
Time unconsciously entered April, and March was left in the past.
At this time, Chu Jiaqiang was still shaking with a book on the swing chair, and there were red pandas and other small animals at his feet, and they all liked to follow Chu Jiaqiang.
At this time, a child ran over in a panic and said to Chu Jiaqiang in a hurry: "Uncle Qiang, there is a hanged person in the village, and the village chief asks you to hurry over to him, otherwise it will be too late." ”
As soon as these words came out, Chu Jiaqiang's face changed greatly, he threw the book on the chair, and rushed to the old village chief's house. Rushing to the old village chief's house in the shortest time, Chu Jiaqiang opened his mouth as soon as he entered the door: "Who hanged himself?" How about now? ”
He took a closer look, and there were not many people inside, including the old village chief and Dean Ding, who were basically old men. After a few glances, where is the hanging? There was no tension at all, but the old village chief looked at him in a daze.
"Ugh! Who did you hear about hanging? Where is it? The old village chief hurriedly asked.
This time, Chu Jiaqiang was dumbfounded: "Didn't you call me here from the village chief?" ”
"When did I call you? Be all abroad! It was you who ran in in a panic and scared into saying that you would hang yourself. The old village chief was very depressed.
At this time, there were people outside one after another, and the first sentence when they came in was similar to Chu Jiaqiang's shock.
This time, everyone knows that they have been deceived. Only then did Chu Jiaqiang think of the hateful stupidity of the West. It's just that this joke is too big, isn't it?
The festival of foolishness, the traditional festival of folk in Western society, is now popular all over the world, also known as the festival of ten thousand fools, or the festival of humor, which is located on April 1 every year. There are similarities between the festival of frolics in ancient Rome and the festival of joy in India. From the point of view of the choice of time, it is related to "chunfen". During this period, there are often sudden changes in the abrupt mood, as if nature is fooling into the class.
This time, they made jokes about the surrounding people in a variety of ways, and the fooled person suddenly realized when he was told that he was foolish, so this joke can always lead to many jokes, but some jokes will also cause panic in the white spoon because they are too big, or change the situation and become rumors and legends.
Of course, the joke can only be played until 12 noon, which is a strict rule. Iri, who was still having fun after noon, was a fool bigger than the one he made fun of. After the hour, the joining club that was joking immediately touched the nail, and it was boring to find himself.
There is a little poem that describes it like this: It is past twelve o'clock in the festival of foolishness, and you big fool is too late. Next year, you'll be the biggest fool.
"How can those Western infusions be so ridiculous?" The old village chief waited to hear Chu Jiaqiang's explanation, and immediately complained.
"It's not ridiculous, in the West, there will be a lot of all kinds of big jokes, but they won't be illegal." Li Quan said to the old village chief. He was also deceived, it seems that he has been in Chujiazhai for a long time, and he has almost forgotten the madness of the outside world.
On April 1, 1991, the British newspaper Duli reported that a 65-year-old Welsh farmer was the illegitimate son of Queen Elizabeth II's grandfather, George V, in other words, he had the right to inherit the British throne.
The report, headlined "The Queen's Throne Under Threat", described the farmer's life as clear and clear, adding that the legal heir to the throne had filed a lawsuit in a local court to reclaim the right to the throne that rightfully belonged to him. Later, it dawned on them: this is a foolish joke.
Those little guys had also gone to the house where Jackton was waiting to enter, but these gringos were very vigilant, what kind of, they knew best, almost all of Jinyao's words could not be believed, otherwise you would be tricked.
In their country, some people threw their wallets tied to thin wires on the street, and pulled the other end of the line in the dark. As soon as Ariri picked up the wallet, they unexpectedly snatched it away. There is also a brick placed under the broken hat and rested in the middle of the road, and then waited to see who would kick it.
Children will tell their parents that they have a hole in their bag or a black spot on their face. When Ori leaned over to look, they shouted "April fools". Laughing and running away.
Zoos and aquariums even receive a lot of calls to Mr. Fish (Fish) and Mr. Tiger (Tiger), often causing the staff to cut the phone line in order to reduce the trouble.
Therefore, when these little guys came to talk about these things, they didn't believe it at first, and the little ones couldn't do anything about it.
"And who taught them the white spoon? There has to be a degree of joking! If you don't teach them a lesson, you won't be overturned in the future? "The old village chief already vaguely knows that this matter is a worshipper.
In his opinion, there must be some restriction on this matter, otherwise, all of a sudden, a person will come and tell you that there is a dead person there, do you believe it or not? Anyway, for him, believe it or not, he has to go and see it.
"Jiacheng, what is that kid doing now? Where are you now? Let him come to me. The old village chief said to a child.
The little guy was immediately shocked: "How do you know it's Uncle Jia Cheng?" We said we wouldn't betray him. ”
Chu Jiaqiang sweated wildly, and the others laughed loudly. This little guy is so interesting, he keeps saying that he will not betray his family, but he has already betrayed it.
"Sure enough, it's that guy, if you don't let him write a review of more than 10,000 words this time, you can't let him go." The old village chief said suddenly.
The little guy wasn't too stupid, and his face immediately turned white, knowing that he had been fooled. On the other side, these old jiān giant cunning old people can blow up his words with just two sentences when they enter the house.
However, at this time, Chu Jiacheng was still bewitching other children and fooling others, not knowing that he had been exposed and was being remembered.
Yu Jinjie suddenly attacked Chujiazhai, and there were a lot of deceived people this time. It can be said that Chu Jiacheng has offended the anger of the public this time, just like last Christmas.
At this time, his Lao Tzu was looking for him all over the world to settle accounts. Since this guy came home, his heart has not been withdrawn, and he has always been engaged in that! It has made the village smoky, and their family has been complained about by the village for an unknown number of times.
When he found Chujiacheng, that kid was still coming up with ghost ideas, preparing to let the students lie to Teacher Liu. His father glared at him fiercely: "You are a thousand good deeds! The village chief and uncle let him come to him with a pen and paper, and hurry up! This tone has the flavor of righteous annihilation.
"What is that pen and paper? Work report? When did the village chief become so fashionable? Chu Jiacheng still hasn't been able to understand what he wants to say.