017, the bottom of the kettle is drawn from salary, and the edge is broken without injury
Shen Sibao smiled bitterly: "You weren't there just now, I didn't see that scene." There was an aunt who used to raise pigs in the countryside, and kept talking to me about teaching people to fish, and asked me why I had been here for so long and had not succeeded in upgrading to E-level. Sitting there and pulling me endlessly, it's comparable to a master's divine mind attack! I really can't stand the headache, so I'm anti-customer-oriented, so let's just talk about it. ”
Cheng Tianle grabbed Shen Sibao and asked, "Divine Mind Attack?" What do you mean? Can you explain? ”
Cheng Tianle doesn't like to go to his heart when he encounters things, but he is also very able to grasp the key points, and he is very interested in what he is interested in, but unfortunately he is too little interested in other aspects except eating, drinking and having fun, but now there are more "practice tips" taught by "rats". "Mouse" claims to be 017, the bottom of the kettle draws salary, and the broken edge is not injured is a "divine thought heart seal", Cheng Tianle seems to be hazy and can understand what it means, but he doesn't fully understand. I heard Shen Sibao inadvertently mention the word "Divine Thought Attack" just now, of course I had to ask clearly.
Shen Sibao was slightly stunned, and then smiled: "I'm just making an analogy!" You don't know how annoying that aunt is, she looks enthusiastic, upside down, endless, and I almost want to cut people! ”
Cheng Tianle laughed: "Dissipate your anger, don't go to your heart, why do you have the same knowledge as her when you are so knowledgeable?" ”
Shen Sibao glanced at him and said, "What are you laughing at, gloating?" Don't be too happy, the leader will talk to you about work today, and someone will come to tutor you soon, and you will know that you are amazing. ”
Cheng Tianle was also secretly a little worried, and leaned closer and whispered: "Fourth, since you are so knowledgeable, can I ask a question." What if someone wants to force you to call someone and you don't want to? ”
Shen Sibao looked at him like an idiot, and after a while, he asked rhetorically: "Can you remember those phone numbers without reading the address book?" ”
Chengtian 017, the bottom of the kettle was drawn, and he replied without any injury: "Of course I can't remember, how can I memorize them one by one, except for my own home phone, the rest have to look at the mobile phone address book." ”
Shen Sibao said unhurriedly: "Is the address book in your phone very important to you?" If that's the case, I didn't say it. ”
Cheng Tianle suddenly realized: "I understand, you are so smart!" Thank you, thank you! After speaking, he quietly walked to the bathroom and took out his mobile phone, deleting all the contact numbers stored on it. Now it's okay, even if the pyramid scheme gang wants Cheng Tianle to call and deceive people, even he doesn't know who to call?
In fact, Shen Sibao taught Cheng Tianle to draw salary from the bottom of the kettle, which is really not clever, and only a stupid guy like Cheng Tianle can do it without thinking about it. People living in the modern information society, dealing with people, doing business, and carrying out all kinds of communication, the distance limit is already very small, if the occasional loss of the mobile phone is not a big deal, but the loss of all kinds of contact information accumulated for a long time is very fatal.
For example, some businessmen have thousands of numbers stored in their mobile phones, and some contacts usually can't think of and don't need them, but sometimes they must be contacted, otherwise something will die. To give a simpler example, a boyfriend and girlfriend who just met on a date agreed to meet near a large shopping mall, although the approximate location is specified, but the other party's mobile phone number is not known, and they may not even be able to find anyone.
If all the records in the mobile phone are deleted, and there is no backup to save them, it is equivalent to temporarily cutting off most of the various social resources and social relationships accumulated before. Fortunately, Cheng Tianle doesn't do any business, and he doesn't have any friends who have to guarantee that he can be contacted, so he will do it stupidly, and he is very proud after doing it.
But Cheng Tianle still has an eye on it, most of the friends he knows have added QQ friends, and the contact information of these people will be asked one by one when they have the opportunity to go to QQ.
That night, although Cheng Tianle knew that he was unlikely to enter that strange state, he still sat on the floor and tried it, but it didn't succeed, but he seemed a little upset, and when he lay down to sleep, he lost sleep again, and even the snoring from the living room could be heard so clearly. So he slipped out of the bedroom and walked to the balcony against the corner of the living room to get some air. There were also two people on the balcony enjoying the shade, still talking in a whisper, listening to the voices of Shen Sibao and Bai Shaoliu.
Shen Sibao: "I can't stand being entangled by that old lady in the afternoon, I can't stay here anymore, I'm leaving." ”
Bai Shaoliu: "Thank you for calling me, and you took the initiative to pay for the product for me." ”
Shen Sibao: "What's polite, you have also helped me." Otherwise, I would have been deceived by that old Jianghu, and it's nothing to lose money, but it's too embarrassing to plant such a heel! ”
Bai Shaoliu smiled slightly: "You and that person are talking about business during dinner, I sit at the adjacent table, and while that person is in the toilet, I just remind you by the way." You are not very old but you are also an old man, but that person is clever and flawed, you don't see through it, I occasionally hear you talking, and I happen to find a little problem. ”
Shen Sibao: "You said that you wanted to find a place to watch the hearts and minds of the people in the world, I happened to think of such a place, and I was satisfied, right?" ”
Bai Shaoliu: "This place is very suitable, it's almost the same thing to see, you still have something to do, and I have more things to do, let's go now." ”
Shen Sibao: "I'm curious, is your ability to seem to be able to see through people's hearts from this experience?" ”
Bai Shaoliu smiled: "Some feelings may be born with more sensitivity, people's joys, sorrows, and sorrows are not as good as they think they can hide." But observing words and deeds to know people's hearts is indeed a kind of experience, this is the so-called human appearance, self appearance, and sentient beings, right? ”
Shen Sibao: "Oh, listen to you say this, is it a Buddhist monk?" I don't look like it! ”
Bai Shaoliu shook his head: "No, it's plausible." There are always similarities and references in the world, and everyone's good fortune is also different. ”
Shen Sibao: "Good fortune? What do you think of the so-called present life and the next life? ”
Bai Shaoliu smiled again: "All living beings are coming again, there is no point in dwelling on these, just look at what kind of virtue is now!" ”
Shen Sibao nodded and said, "Thank you for your advice!" I am a person in the wind gate of the rivers and lakes, and I feel the deepest sense of the earth and spirit, and the mutual feeling between man and nature, but I don't think much about this aspect. ”
Bai Shaoliu: "No wonder you are so sensitive to the environment, you always stay in this smoky place, and you feel very uncomfortable, right?" Then hurry up. ”
Shen Sibao suddenly turned his head and said, "Cheng Tianle, since you have heard it, can you leave?" If you want to go, I'll take you away now, go back to the house and pack your bags, I'll wait for you on the balcony. ”
Cheng Tianle was still a little confused, rubbed his eyes and said, "What are you talking about?" I don't seem to understand it too much. ”
Bai Shaoliu: "If you can hear it, even if you have a fate, what you understand is nothing!" What do you hear? ”
Cheng Tianle: "I can understand how the two of you met, it seems that you are from some place, and now you want to leave." It's not easy to get out, don't look like there are no security guards here, in fact, you can keep an eye on it, how do you want to go? ”
Shen Sibao pointed out the balcony: "The sky and the earth are big, why can't you go?" ”
Cheng Tianle's mouth opened widely: "Ah, this is the fourth floor, you want to climb down from the balcony?" It's too dangerous! ”
Shen Sibao smiled slightly: "Is the fourth floor very high?" If you want to go, I can take you away, without alarming anyone and without any danger. I can see that you are not from here, what are you staying here for? ”
Cheng Tianle lowered his voice and exclaimed: "Fourth, it turns out that you are a martial arts hero!" Will the light function cornices walk on the wall? ”
Shen Sibao almost laughed: "Almost." Less nonsense, can you go? ”
Cheng Tianle shook his head and said: "I'm not leaving, I have to eat and live here, and some girls are very beautiful and treat me very well, so I am reluctant to leave!" …… Fourth, since you know kung fu, can you teach me a few tricks, and when I learn it, can't I go by myself? ”
Shen Sibao almost didn't give him a punch, and said with a wrinkled nose: "Practicing in this smoky ghost place? You should practice your heart well! My kung fu is family traditional, and you want to learn it from someone else. If you don't leave if you are given the opportunity, it will be too late to regret it. ”
Bai Shaoliu waved his hand at Shen Sibao and said, "He is willing to stay and have his own ideas, so you don't have to be reluctant." Then he turned his head and rushed to Cheng Tianle and said, "Do you remember what I said in the past few days?" How do people fall into demons, haven't you seen enough, you really don't want to go? ”
Cheng Tianle still shook his head and said, "I really don't want to go, there's something else to do!" ”
Bai Shaoliu: "In that case, you can go back to sleep, don't stand here and talk and make the people in the house suspicious." ”
Cheng Tianle nodded and said, "Okay, okay, I'll go back to the house and sleep, and cover your escape!" Lao Bai, Lao Si, can you leave a contact information? ”
Shen Sibao smiled: "You deleted all the contact information in your mobile phone, why do you want to keep us anymore?" Look at fate, you will see you again if you have fate. …… The two sets of products we bought here are too lazy to take away, so I'll leave them to you. ”
Cheng Tianle got up at night and happened to bump into Shen Sibao and Bai Shaoliu talking, Shen Sibao kindly wanted to take him away, but Cheng Tianle insisted on staying. Shen Sibao turned out to be a "master" who could "pass on kung fu from his family", which made Cheng Tianle very envious. But now Cheng Tianle also has his own secrets, he has the "trick" passed on by the "mouse", and he stays in the pyramid scheme gang just to "cultivate", thinking that one day he will be even more powerful than Shen Sibao!
Cheng Tianle went back to the house to sleep, listening to the movement on the balcony with his ears pricked up, but he didn't hear any sound, and he didn't know when he fell asleep in a daze. That night, he had a dream again, but instead of talking to a "mouse", he was standing on a rat the size of a calf and flying on the wall, and finally soaring through the clouds, in short, he had cultivated into a master...... Then I was woken up by the sound of singing.
After waking up, he found that there were a few more things next to the pillow, two women's skin care products "Qianzimei" and two men's skin care products "Baizhijiao", which were the two sets of "products" of the pyramid scheme gang, which should have been left to him by Shen Sibao and Bai Shaoliu.
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