"Xu Jing, what's wrong with you?"

Song Chenmei looked at Xu Jing and suddenly burst into laughter, and immediately asked in a panic.

But Xu Jing didn't answer Song Chenmei, but covered her mouth and smiled there.

"It's over, it's over, it's really mad at me."

Seeing Xu Jing's appearance, Song Chenmei's heart suddenly sank to the bottom.

"Xu Jing, Xu Jing, don't scare me, I promise you, I will never be like this in the future, you must not think about it, you will become stupid like this." Song Chenmei sat next to Xu Jing, took Xu Jing's arm and said anxiously.

"You're stupid! Am I stupid? Hearing this, Xu Jing opened her mouth and said to the anxious Song Chenmei.

"Ahh Song Chenmei saw that Xu Jing was no different from usual, and he was a little stunned at that time, because the changes before and after Xu Jing were too different.

"Why did you laugh so hard? I'm still ......," Song Chenmei said embarrassedly.

However, before Song Chenmei finished speaking, Xu Jing suddenly laughed once, and the smile was even more exaggerated.

Seeing Xu Jing's appearance, Song Chenmei was immediately dumbfounded.

"What's wrong with you, Xu Jing? Don't scare me, you know I'm cowardly. Song Chenmei said in a worried tone.

"What do you want? I watched this sketch and couldn't help but laugh. Xu Jing said to Song Chenmei, and after speaking, Xu Jing laughed once.

"Sketch?" Song Chenmei immediately looked at the TV picture behind him when he heard this, and at this time, the TV screen was playing Chen Daniu from the backstage of the restaurant played by Chen Daniu.

"Dachengzi Noodle Restaurant has become high-end, who dares to eat overlord meals here!" Chen Daniu appeared as soon as he appeared. Then he touched his bald head and said.

Song Chenmei looked at this picture, then looked at Xu Jing again in a bit of a daze, and said, "I don't think it's funny, isn't it just a bald head?" ”

"Look down and you'll see." Xu Jing took a new tissue and said in her hand.

Song Chenmei was overjoyed when he heard this. Because this means that Xu Jing is not angry and forgives him.

"Hehe, as long as you're not angry, everything else is fine." Song Chenmei said with a smile to Xu Jing.

"Don't be poor, watch the sketch with me, this sketch is very good, and you have to thank you for this sketch. Otherwise, you don't want to talk to me today! Xu Jing said.

When Song Chenmei heard this, he immediately said, "Obey the order, and you must accompany the queen to the end!" ”

After speaking, Song Chenmei sat next to Xu Jing. Holding Xu Jing's waist with one hand, he happily looked at the sketch, but as for whether the sketch in front of him was really as good as Xu Jing said, Song Chenmei didn't care, he only cared about Xu Jing forgiving him. He can accompany Xu Jing well.

"Quiet. Tomorrow I'll take you to People's Park to have fun. Song Chenmei said to Xu Jing.

"Don't talk, watch the sketch!" Xu Jing replied.

As soon as he heard this, Song Chenmei, who didn't care about what kind of sketches were played on TV, suddenly became motivated, because he really wanted to see what kind of sketches could make Xu Jing ignore himself.

With such a mentality, Song Chenmei began to look at the sketch with a critical eye.

"I want to see how good you look. How funny! Looking at the sketch in front of him, Song Chenmei said secretly in his heart.

in the TV screen. Chen Daniu walked to Sun Xiaobao's side and said, "Do you eat overlord meal?" “

"No, your store is a bit unreasonable!" Sun Xiaobao replied.

"How unreasonable?" Chen Daniu asked.

"It's unreasonable for me to eat noodles and ask for money!" Sun Xiaobao replied.

Seeing this, Xu Jing laughed once, and he smiled back and forth.

"Why don't I think it's funny? Is this overlord meal so funny? This look is a troublemaker, so there are people who don't pay for noodles? Looking at Xu Jingxiao's back and forth, Song Chenmei was very puzzled.

"Oh, it's so funny, why is this Sun Xiaobao so funny, he eats the overlord meal so reasonably." Xu Jing didn't care what Song Chenmei thought, but said with a happy smile.

"I'm laughing too high? Or did Xu Jing's laughter suddenly get lower? Song Chenmei asked herself in her heart without understanding, and while asking, Song Chenmei continued to watch the sketch.

In the TV picture, Chen Daniu heard Sun Xiaobao say that it was unreasonable to give money for eating noodles, so he sneered and said, "You don't need money to eat noodles there?" ”

"I shouldn't have spent this money on this!" Sun Xiaobao replied very dryly.

"Indeed it is! Chen Da Niu! People have a reason! As soon as Sun Xiaobao's voice fell, Liu Wenhua, the sea cucumber actor on the side, said.

"Why is it that the people inside the clerk still talk to the people outside? Is it reasonable to eat noodles without paying? Song Chenmei asked herself.

From this moment on, Song Chenmei's emotions were suddenly mobilized by the [Eating Noodles] sketch, because Song Chenmei wanted to figure out why it was reasonable not to give money for eating noodles.

"Brother, don't say it!" Seeing that her brother sea cucumber was helping Sun Xiaobao speak, Zheng Niuniu's attendant Zheng Niuniu hurriedly stopped her brother from continuing to speak, and at the same time pulled Chen Daniu aside and said, "Chen Daniu, I'll tell you!" What's going on! He's coming. Speaking of this, Zheng Niuniu pointed at Sun Xiaobao, and then continued, "He came, he asked for a bowl of fried noodles first, he said it was too dry, so let's change the bowl of noodle soup, and we will leave after eating, I asked him for money, what money did he say?" I said that the noodle soup is money, and he said that my noodle soup was exchanged for fried noodles? What money to give? I said that you didn't give money for fried noodles, but he said that I didn't eat fried noodles and gave me any money? ”

Chen Daniu of the hotel was stunned after hearing this, Song Chenmei in front of the TV knew the cause and effect from this passage, and Xu Jing laughed vigorously.

"This is a very simple truth, this Sun Xiaobao eats overlord meals." Song Chenmei said in his heart, and then Song Chenmei began to wait for Chen Daniu and Chen Daniu of the hotel to answer.

"No problem!" Beyond Song Chenmei's expectations, Chen Da Niu of the hotel Chen Da Niu came directly and said that there was nothing wrong.

At this time, Song Chenmei felt angry and funny, because at this moment he still didn't understand the meaning of the [eating noodles] sketch, and it could even be said that he still hadn't understood the meaning of the word sketch, because in the past 20 years, he has watched sketches only a handful of times.

Song Chenmei didn't understand where the laughter was. Xu Jing completely understood, so Xu Jing couldn't stop laughing at all.

Seeing his wife Xu Jing's smile, Song Chenmei decided to continue looking.

"Yes, no. I have to go! Good bye! In the TV picture, Sun Xiaobao saw that Chen Daniu also said that there was nothing wrong, so he slanted his eyes and said.

Chen Daniu touched his head and said, "Wait a minute, you will eat the noodles, but I don't know who to ask for this money!" I'm a little blind! ”

"Don't be confused, it's this girl who hasn't made it clear to you! You like this, you don't forget it. I'll play it for you again, okay? You sit here and watch steadily, I'll play it for you again from the moment you enter the door! You get the idea. Come, you sit here! Sun Xiaobao said very sincerely.

Chen Daniu hurriedly said when he saw it, "Oh, why are you so serious about doing things!" Name? ”

"Don't be surnamed Monkey!" Sun Xiaobao said.

"Thank you, Brother Monkey." Chen Daniu said.

Sun Xiaobao generously waved his hand, looked at Chen Daniu and said, "No thanks, Bajie, you sit!" After speaking, Sun Xiaobao said to the sea cucumber Liu Wenhua: "What do you see? ”

"Oooh oh...... I'm going to prepare fried noodles for you. After hearing this, Liu Wenhua hurriedly ran to the back kitchen.

Watch the sea cucumber actor Liu Wenhua go. Sun Xiaobao said to Chen Daniu: "You look at the child, is there anything wrong with speaking?" "Finished. Sun Xiaobao said to Zheng Niuniu again: "Quick! Girl! ”

"Welcome! Brother, what's coming? Zheng Niuniu began to seriously prepare what had just happened, while Song Chenmei watched it carefully in front of the TV.

Sun Xiaobao saw that Zheng Niuniu had started, so he sat down on the stool, patted the table with his hand and said, "Don't be in a hurry first, let's get some hot water first in the cold winter!" Is the tea free? ”

"It's free!" Zheng Niuniu replied.

Sun Xiaobao said: "Two pots of dragon wells! ”

"Nope!" Zheng Niuniu said neatly.

"Do you think there's something wrong with her speech?" Sun Xiaobao said.

"Flawed!" Seeing Zheng Niuniu's tone and attitude of speaking, Chen Daniu said.

"Is there a hairy tip?" Sun Xiaobao asked.

"There's edamame!" Zheng Niuniu replied.

"Look at this!" Sun Xiaobao said to Chen Daniu.

"Flawed!" Chen Daniu said.

"Look down!" When Sun Xiaobao heard this, he said to Chen Daniu: "What cuisine? ”

"The noodles are fine, and the noodles are fine!" Zheng Niuniu replied without moving.

"Look at it!" Sun Xiaobao said to Chen Daniu on the side when he heard this.

"Flawed." Chen Daniu heard Zheng Niuniu's answer, so he said.

"What's special?" Sun Xiaobao said.

"Sea cucumber fried noodles!" Zheng Niuniu said.

"Is a sea cucumber a serious sea cucumber?" Sun Xiaobao asked.

"Sea cucumbers are sea cucumbers. I don't know if it's serious or not! Zheng Niuniu replied naturally.

"Look. What do you think? Sun Xiaobao said to Chen Daniu.

"Flawed!" Chen Daniu said.

"I said a bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber!" Sun Xiaobao continued.

"A bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber!" Zheng Niuniu shouted.

"Right away!" Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua shouted in the back kitchen.

Then the sea cucumber Liu Wenhua came out of the backstage, and said as he walked, "Let Chen Daniu take a look." What's going on. As he spoke, he put the fried noodles on the table.

"The noodles are here, I said don't move!" Sun Xiaobao pulled the sea cucumber actor Liu Wenhua and said.

"You didn't eat!" Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua said.

"I didn't eat it!" Sun Xiaobao said.

"You ask me." Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua said.

"I asked him, how about fried noodles and sea cucumbers?" Sun Xiaobao said.

"Chen Daniu, I am, that's how I explained." Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua said with a smile, after speaking, the sea cucumber Liu Wenhua's face changed, and he became fierce and said, "My name is sea cucumber, and the noodles are fried by me!" ”

"Yes!" Sun Xiaobao said, and at the same time he looked at Chen Daniu.

"It was perfect!" Chen Daniu, who witnessed everything, said.

"I don't think the noodles are dry, I said can I change the bowl? Change the bowl with soup! Sun Xiaobao continued.

"I changed it for him." Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua said, and after speaking, he took the fried noodles back to the kitchen.

"He's going to change, do you understand?" Sun Xiaobao asked Chen Daniu.

"Go on!" Chen Daniu said.

"It's not over!" Sun Xiaobao said.

At this time, sea cucumber Liu Wenhua came out of the back kitchen, and he held the noodle soup in his hand.

"Changed noodle soup." Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua put the noodle soup on the table and said.

"I'll start eating the noodle soup as soon as it's ready!" Sun Xiaobao said.

But at this time, Zheng Niuniu, the attendant on the side, Zheng Niuniu, suddenly said, "Wait a while." One less link! Add horseradish! ”

"No, no, Chen Daniu." Sun Xiaobao looked panicked, because he squeezed a bowl of horseradish noodles that night just now. Let him still have a lot of aftertaste.

"It has to be played as it is! You can't pirate it! Add! Chen Daniu was unmoved, and said righteously.

"Yes." Zheng Niuniu replied, and then Zheng Niuniu began to squeeze horseradish into Sun Xiaobao's bowl.

"Don't, don't, this link can be waived!" Sun Xiaobao hurriedly said.

"You don't have to worry about Chen Daniu not being able to understand!" Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua said.

"If you don't have a flaw, you will have a flaw!" Chen Daniu said.

"Squeeze more!" Seeing that Zheng Niuniu didn't squeeze much, Liu Wenhua said.

As soon as she heard the sea cucumber Liu Wenhua say this, Zheng Niuniu immediately squeezed a tube of horseradish into the bowl.

Looking at it again, it was another bowl of horseradish noodles. Sun Xiaobao said bitterly, "It's horseradish, did I eat so much in the first bite at that time?" ”

While speaking, Sun Xiaobao picked up a little noodle soup with chopsticks.

"It's not. Gobble up! Are you reasonable, what are you afraid of? Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua said.

"Hold me on, I really can't stand the laughter, how can I be so funny, it's so funny. This is really self-inflicted. Here comes another bowl of horseradish noodles. Xu Jing said with a smile holding her stomach.

Song Chenmei also saw the laughter in the sketch at this time, but he didn't think it was funny, so when he heard this, he hurriedly rubbed Xu Jing's stomach and signaled Xu Jing not to laugh too intensely.

But then, when Song Chenmei saw Sun Xiaobao gobbling up the noodle soup and having a bitter expression, he couldn't help it all of a sudden.

"I'll go, this is a sour ......," Song Chenmei said out loud with a laugh.

"This must be delicious. How did you see the live audience laughing on TV? Xu Jing covered her stomach and said to Song Chenmei with a smile.

At this time, Song Chenmei found a laugh, and was immediately completely attracted by the [Eating Noodles] sketch. So he continued to look down.

"Oh my mother, I see I'm choking!" In the TV picture, Chen Daniu looked at Sun Xiaobao's posture of eating noodles and said.

"Chen Daniu is this expression! To cry! Right! Ah. Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua said with a smile.

"Oh mom, it's too strong." Sun Xiaobao grabbed his hair and said with a painful face.

"Take garlic to solve it, fight poison with poison, and eat it quickly!" Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua said, while speaking, he also directly stuffed the garlic clove into Sun Xiaobao's mouth.

"Ahem, ahem!" Sun Xiaobao was choked by the smell in his mouth at this time, and couldn't help coughing twice, and then he continued to gobble up noodles.

"This smell, oh mom, it's too strong." Chen Daniu took out a white towel from his pocket, wiped his eyes, and said.

At this time, Sun Xiaobao endured and ate the second bowl of noodle soup, and then he got up and said, "Two cloves of garlic, two tubes of horseradish!" ”

"Are you panicking?" Chen Daniu asked.

"Panic, look at the details!" Sun Xiaobao said bitterly: "At this time, I want to leave!" I said I'm leaving! ”

"I didn't pay for it!" Zheng Niuniu hurriedly stopped Sun Xiaobao and said.

"What money?" Sun Xiaobao asked.

"Noodle soup money." Zheng Niuniu said.

"What money do I give for the fried noodles for the soup noodles?" Sun Xiaobao said.

"You didn't pay for fried noodles, did you?" Zheng Niuniu said.

"What money do I give for not eating fried noodles?" Sun Xiaobao said.

"Yes!" Zheng Niuniu said after hearing this, and then looked at Chen Daniu, indicating that she was done.

Chen Daniu was stunned at the time, he touched his bare head door with his hand, and then said, "There's nothing wrong with it, you really shouldn't ask people for this money!" ”

"Yes!" Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua said approvingly.

Chen Daniu continued, "But the two bowls of noodles are gone, I don't understand!" Intelligence quotient...... In this way, let my family accountant, come out, and let him help me sort out the accounts, who should pay for this noodle? Do it again! Yan Fei, Yan Fei, Yan Fei! ”

Seeing this, Song Chenmei, who had basically never seen any sketches, couldn't help it all of a sudden, and also hugged her stomach and laughed.

"It's so funny, I've never seen such a funny video! I knew the sketch was so funny, I must have watched it every day! Song Chenmei said with a smile and holding her stomach.

"It's the funniest sketch I've ever seen, and the others aren't that funny." Xu Jing said breathlessly with a smile.

But as soon as Xu Jing finished saying this, Xu Jing stopped laughing all of a sudden. Instead, he stared at the TV screen in amazement.

Seeing that Xu Jing was no longer smiling, Song Chenmei couldn't help but look at the TV screen.

Seeing this, Song Chenmei couldn't laugh all of a sudden. Like Xu Jing, he looked at the TV screen in amazement.

The reason why this is the case is because the two of them saw a very familiar face.

……

"How can it be so funny, my eyes hurt when I laugh!" Looking at the [Eating Noodles] sketch, Momo said while wiping her eyes with a tissue.

And Liu Susu, who was beside Momo, was no better than Momo, and was also smiling and looking at the TV screen weakly at this time.

"I think this is more interesting than the song he sang at the Spring Festival Gala last year. This sketch is suitable for all ages. Qi Weiguo said with a smile.

"Look at what you said, Qi Ming's kid is interesting in everything he does, and the song he sang last year was also very interesting. The whole winter was warmed by a song he sang, and a few days ago I was playing that song at the old Zhang family next door. Su Rong said.

After hearing this, Qi Weiguo smiled and said, "You are more used to him than me." ”

While a few people were talking, Chen Daniu on TV began to shout Yan Fei.

And as soon as Yan Fei appeared, Qi Weiguo and the others suddenly fell silent. Instead, they all stared at the picture inside the screen.

After a few seconds. Qi Weiguo couldn't control it in an instant, and laughed as he retreated.

"This kid turned out to be the accountant of the hotel Chen Daniu, don't you say that this appearance is really funny and suitable for the accountant."

Su Rong also smiled from ear to ear at this time and said, "It's really just the time to go, I thought he was the last to come out, but I didn't expect to come out so early." ”

"How does my brother play the accountant? Ha ha...... It looks so funny, this look is so good-looking. Momo said with a smile.

"This hair is too shiny, but it's pretty handsome." Liu Susu said with a smile on her face.

"It's pretty handsome!" Momo also echoed when she heard this.

Qi Weiguo heard Momo and Liu Susu praise his son. Suddenly felt that his face was bright, so he smiled and said, "Let's see what funny lines will be behind this." ”

"Absolutely. The back will definitely be more exciting! Su Rong said with great conviction.

"I'm also looking forward to what my brother will say, but before that, allow me to laugh for a while, my brother's appearance, this is the first time I've seen it!" Momo said.

"Stop laughing, watch the show." Liu Susu couldn't help but smile and said to Su Momo.

Then a few people started watching the show.

……

Huinan Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala VIP room

Looking at the time, Qi Ming knew that he was about to play, and after rewriting the script of [Eating Noodles], the original roles did not move, but there was still one less role of accountant, and when he couldn't find a suitable person in a short time, Qi Ming replaced this role.

"Brother Qi, looking at the current state of affairs, it is very likely that your show can compete with Hu Sanpeng's program for ratings." Looking at the reaction of the audience in the audience outside, Shen Zhong said.

"What are his ratings?" Qi Ming asked after hearing this.

I don't know the specifics, but according to the response of the audience, his show has been recognized by many live audiences! It will definitely be more popular than my show with Hui Nanshan and Lu Yaowen! Shen Zhong said.

Shen Zhong said that Qi Ming did not object, although the reaction range of the audience was too small, but many things can be analyzed from a small range of data.

"The ratings of [Wife and Wife] will not be bad, Brother Shen, don't worry." Qi Ming said.

"That's natural, I believe in the strength of the last song of [When You're Old]." Shen Zhong said, and after speaking, Shen Zhong said, "But compared to the competition between me and Lu Yaowen, I would like to see you win against Hu Sanpeng, otherwise let Hu Sanpeng take the first place this time, and his shares in Huinan Satellite TV will be larger!" ”

"Do your best!" Qi Ming said.

No one knows what happened to him, so Qi Ming will not give any guarantees such as certainty.

While the two were talking, it was soon time for Qi Ming to play.

"I'm going to be on the show." Qi Ming got up and said.

"It's up to you!" Shen Zhong said, his tone full of anticipation.

Qi Ming nodded, and then entered the backstage of Huinan Satellite TV through the back door of the VIP private room.

Huinan Satellite TV is not a TV station such as Four David TV or CCTV, so after midnight, the Spring Festival Gala will end. The time when Qi Ming arrived at the backstage was eleven forty, almost close to zero, so there were very few people in the backstage. There is only a group of people from the last two shows.

After this group of people saw Qi Ming, they didn't pay too much attention to it, because they were all hurrying to do the final exercises.

After waiting backstage for dozens of seconds, Qi Ming heard Chen Daniu calling "Yan Fei", so he walked directly to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Although the Spring Festival Gala stage of Huinan Satellite TV is not as luxurious as CCTV, it is also quite magnificent, so after Qi Ming appeared. Looking at the black and oppressive head underneath, I was a little flustered, but it was very fast. The panic vanishes and is replaced by self-confidence.

On the color planet, Qi Ming has hosted many companies' programs, and his skin is so thick. in this world. Qi Ming even went to the Spring Festival Gala once, so this time he supported the panic of the instantaneous time, and he adjusted his state.

"Brother-in-law!" Qi Ming said as soon as he entered.

Chen Da Niu of the hotel, Chen Da Niu saw Qi Ming coming up, and said, "Brother-in-law, that's it." Speaking of this, Chen Daniu ran to Sun Xiaobao's side again and said, "That, your surname?" ”

"Don't give your surname Monkey, you say Bajie!" Sun Xiaobao said with a crying face.

"That's right, my brother-in-law. He doesn't do good literary creation, but goes to a prestigious university. He graduated from a prestigious university and majored in accounting. Speaking of this, Chen Daniu said to Yan Fei played by Qi Ming, "In this way, our family lost two bowls of noodles, and he ate them, but I don't know who to ask for this money, my brother-in-law is stunned, my brother-in-law's head is flawed, you can help my brother-in-law take care of it, okay?" ”

"No problem!" Qi Ming replied confidently.

After saying this, Qi Ming heard the audience laughing, obviously amused by the sketch of [Eating Noodles] at one time.

"You are like this, these two bowls of noodles, two cloves of garlic, and two tubes of horseradish, I will choke me enough, I will slow down first, and I will give you an addition and subtraction method within 5, because I see that you all have flaws in your heads, let's feel it first, okay?" As soon as Qi Ming's words fell, Sun Xiaobao said.

After hearing this, Qi Ming pretended to be disdainful and said, "It's no problem within 9, come on!" ”

"Come, come along! Backwards! Sun Xiaobao said.

After hearing this, Qi Ming advised, "The addition and subtraction within 5 cannot exceed 9!" ”

After saying this, Qi Ming heard a large burst of laughter from the audience.

"Amuse me, this sketch is really amazing, addition and subtraction within 9! Haha......"

"Qi Ming's acting skills are very solid, I can't tell that he is a newcomer at all!"

"Don't do good literary creation, go to a prestigious university, why do I think that Chen Daniu of the hotel has another meaning when he says this?"

"Addition and subtraction within 5 can't exceed 9, this Qi Ming's math is like that, hahaha, I'm happy to die."

With the laughter and discussion in the audience, Sun Xiaobao said, "Please listen to the question!" On a bus, before leaving the station, there were 9 people on the bus! Speaking of this, Sun Xiaobao deliberately shouted, "It's not more than 9." ”

After shouting, Sun Xiaobao continued, "When you get to a station, go down to a person, go down to a station, go down to a station, go down to a station, go up to a person, go down to a station, go up to a station!" ”

"Don't move, shake us!" Qi Ming pretended to be calm and ordered Chen Daniu and Zheng Niuniu next to him not to use the abacus.

Sun Xiaobao put his hands behind his back and said, "Another station, 3 up, 1 down!" Another stop, no up and no down! ”

"Don't move yet, let's shake it again!" Qi Ming said to Chen Daniu and Zheng Niuniu.

Sun Xiaobao then said, "One more station, two up, one down!" Two more stops, one up! Ask? ”

"Stop, doesn't the driver count?" Qi Ming raised his hand and asked.

And a large number of viewers in the audience also had this question, so they were all waiting for Sun Xiaobao's answer.

"The driver doesn't count, is there any problem?" Sun Xiaobao said.

"No problem!" Qi Ming said, after speaking, Qi Ming asked the audience below, "Do you have any questions?" ”

"No more!"

All the audience in the audience laughed and replied together.

This paragraph was deliberately added by Qi Ming, in order to further confuse the audience and the audience in front of the TV.

"No problem, right, then I ask, how many stops does the bus take?!" Sun Xiaobao said.

"Eleven people!" Qi Mingli raised his hand and said.

And the audience in the audience, as well as the hundreds of millions of viewers in front of the TV, were basically all stunned at this moment. Because they all realized after listening to the questions that they had made a fatal mistake like Chen Daniu's son-in-law in the restaurant on TV. That is, I counted how many people were on the bus, not how many stops the bus had.

"How many stops do you mean?" Sun Xiaobao glared at Qi Ming and said.

"Nima, don't you want to be so talented and blind me."

"I've walked a few stops, I don't know, I don't even know how many people there are, it seems that I can't add and subtract within 9."

"I asked how many stops I had walked through. I was in a hurry to turn and turn, and I almost turned into a ditch! ”

"Poof...... I'm laughing to death, this question is beyond everyone's expectations! ”

…… After hearing Sun Xiaobao's question. Huinan Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala audience resounded with a large number of laughing and discussing voices.

Looking at the scene where almost everyone in the audience cheered, Qi Ming knew in his heart that the sketch [Eating Noodles] would not matter what its ratings were. Blaze. It's 100 percent.

……

With Qi Ming appearing to help Chen Da Niu and Chen Da Niu of the hotel settle the accounts, but he was blinded by Sun Xiaobao's question, all the viewers who were watching Huinan Satellite TV in China were paralyzed with laughter, and the most obvious thing is that there are many websites with barrages and comments flying around, Xingfeng Film and Television Network.

"This sketch is so funny, I laughed and my stomach cramped at this moment, so I told a few friends to watch it. They all laughed and collapsed. "On the portal of the first live TV on the Internet, Xingfeng Film and Television, someone in the live broadcast section of Huinan Satellite TV commented at this time.

"Flawed! It was perfect! Ha ha...... I can't. These words are sure to become hot words on the Internet! ”

"I'll go, now the number of viewers of Huinan Satellite TV's live broadcast has exceeded 35 million, how long has it been, it has increased from 27 million just now to 35 million! It has increased its popularity by 8 million! ”

"This [eating noodles] sketch is really going to be popular, it's more than eleven o'clock, it's not prime time at all, but the number of online viewers has exceeded the highest number of live viewers on Huinan Satellite TV tonight! And more than a million! ”

"So horrible? I watched the live broadcast of two satellite TVs at the same time, and now the number of online viewers of Xiyun Satellite TV is 48 million, I remember that the number of online viewers of Huinan Satellite TV just now was 27 million, and the difference in the number of online viewers between the two satellite TVs was about 20 million, why did the gap between 20 million be pulled to 10 million in this moment? ”

"It's on fire, this sketch is on fire, my family and I are so amused by this sketch that we have to go back to it, the performances of several people here, as well as the lines, are so perfect!"

"Perfect, very perfect! How can there be such a good-looking and funny sketch. ”

"The screenwriter of this sketch is Qi Ming, this Qi Ming is so talented, he is so funny, it really opened my eyes."

"I just came from Weibo/Bo, and now the lines in the [Eating Noodles] sketch have become popular, and many people have begun to use the lines in it."

"Just now I was having dinner with my family, my daughter accidentally fell, and the new clothes Zheng Niuniu just wore fell dirty, she was very scared, so she asked me to help her get through the difficulty, help her say how the clothes are dirty, I told her at the time, what are you afraid of, it is the uneven ground that trips you, it should be blamed on the uneven ground, so you are reasonable, you are reasonable, what are you afraid of!"

"Don't tease, I'm dying of laughter, what are you afraid of, this sea cucumber is really funny, especially his serious expression, hey, I'll go, I can't stand it, I have a stomachache when I laugh!"

"Is a sea cucumber a serious sea cucumber? Sea cucumbers are sea cucumbers, I don't know if it's serious or not! Don't you want to be so funny, I'm about to laugh and go to see my grandfather who passed away a few years ago! ”

"The accountant turned out to be Qi Ming, I said why is it so familiar, it turns out that Qi Ming is an accountant!"

"I was so surprised to see Qi Ming, this is really the biggest harvest of this year's Spring Festival Gala."

"Qi Ming is very handsome, very delicate, too photogenic."

"Surprise, big surprise, Qi Ming actually came out."

"Obviously, you can eat with your face, but you have to rely on your talent, Qi Ming, do you want to hang like this!"

"Qi Ming's brother-in-law of the hotel Chen Daniu should be so cute and make me laugh, but to be honest, I was also bypassed by Sun Xiaobao's question, I didn't expect him to ask how many ......stops the bus had taken in total."

"You don't do good literature, but you want to learn what accounting, now it's okay, you've been slapped in the face, right? You don't know how to add and subtract within 9, how can you let me read your books in the future? ”

"Drunk and drunk, Qi Ming is also a powerful faction, this acting skill is very good! People like Qi Ming are working so hard, and I have to eat horseradish soup noodles every day if I don't work hard. ”

After the ...... [Eating Noodles] sketch was broadcast, just a short ten minutes passed, and the number of online viewers on the live broadcast channel of Huinan Satellite TV increased dramatically, especially after Qi Ming's appearance, the number of online viewers was even more vigorous on the number of people who had already increased dramatically, exceeding the highest number of people broadcast live on the Internet by Huinan Satellite TV that night, and the number of people exceeded was more than 10 million!

There are more people watching online, and the barrage and comments are naturally flying all over the sky, and all kinds of comments are constantly refreshing.

The live broadcast room of Huinan Satellite TV, which was originally full of barrages, at this time, after Qi Ming appeared, ushered in the highest peak of the barrage at a time, and the barrage sent out every second was three times the record of the most barrages per second of Huinan Satellite TV that night!

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Thanksgiving: The king does not come to court 1 / Oath? Little Cloth / Will Fly Pig Pig Fall in Love with Books / Book Friends 160323160419125 / Good Oil Baba / Book Friends 160129180351618 / Hearts 150217193930637 / Book Friends 151220021547925 / Zixi Ah / Fly xzz / Hearts / Wandao Journey / Old Bookworms and Insects / Hearts / Stubborn Stones / Leaves and Waves / Rake a Little / Book Friends 150217193930637 / Wandao Journey / Hearts / Foodie 12138/Book Friends 150217193930637/Milky/Book Friends 150217193930637/There is a lover in the sky/Dozens of local tyrants are rewarded, kneel and thank you.

Say a good thing, Lao Bai won a limited exemption from the editor, that is, to let book friends read for free, the time is 10th and 11th two days, and in those two days, book friends remember to save the book and not read it, and the chapters that are not subscribed are read at one time, so that you can save a lot of money, although it is not much, but it can also allow book friends to buy a bottle of water to drink when they are sweating.

In the end, I still ask for votes!!

Tickets, tickets, begging!!

There is no charge for the number of words of the above testimonials! (To be continued.) )