Inside a house in Kamikyo City.

Xiao Quan watched the Spring Festival Gala with his family in the room, and the satellite TV he watched was Huinan Satellite TV.

Xiao Quan's family is an old watchman of Huinan Satellite TV, since the first martial arts drama "The Legend of the White-Haired Witch" was broadcast, Xiao Quan's family has become a loyal fan of Huinan Satellite TV, and basically contributes to the ratings every day.

On the Spring Festival Gala on the twenty-ninth day, Xiao's family was no exception, and they all stayed in front of the TV early.

However, after watching it for a few hours, it is obvious that Huinan Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala made them not very satisfied.

"It's not as good as I expected!"

After watching it for a few hours, Xiao Quan said to his parents.

"It's very good tonight [Wife and Wife], the other shows are very average, and they are indeed a little unsatisfactory." Xiao Quan's father said.

"I knew that it was just such a sketch that was good-looking, and I watched the live broadcast of Xiyun Satellite TV directly, and Xiyun Satellite TV invited a lot of stars." Xiao Quan's mother said.

"Do you want to change the channel?" Hearing that his parents thought similar to his own, Xiao Quan asked.

"Forget it, I've been holding on all night, won't there be a skit later? Look at what you're saying, if it doesn't work, change the channel. Xiao Quan's father said.

"It's not bad for the last few dozen minutes, just wait." Xiao Quan's mother said.

"Let's take a look." Xiao Quan said.

As they spoke, a new program appeared on the TV screen.

Sketch: Eat noodles

Script writer: Qi Ming

Performers: Sun Xiaobao, Zheng Niuniu, Liu Wenhua, Chen Daniu.

Cameo: Qi Ming.

Xiao Quan's family, who originally didn't report much hope, suddenly came to their senses after seeing the name of this show.

"It's finally on the air. If this doesn't look good, just turn the table. Xiao Quan said.

"Is this Qi Ming the one who wrote the [Wife, Old Wife] episode just now?" Xiao Quan's father said.

"Qi Ming? He actually has a cameo role? Then this sketch shouldn't be bad. Xiao Quan's mother said.

For the name Qi Ming, Xiao Quan's family is very familiar. Because when they watched "The Legend of the White-Haired Witch", they deliberately paid attention to the original author, and the later TV series "Smiling Proud Jianghu", which made Xiao Quan's family very familiar with Qi Ming.

At this time, I saw Qi Ming's cameo sketch [Eating Noodles]. So they all suddenly had an inexplicable sense of expectation, because they knew that there would be no shoddy works under the name Qi Ming.

With a sense of anticipation, Xiao's whole family suddenly looked at it attentively.

"It's quite a feeling. Very down-to-earth. ”

As soon as he saw the waiter played by Zheng Niuniu come out to wipe the table, Xiao Quan's father said.

"I feel like the beginning of this sketch is full of the feeling that I look good." Xiao Quan's mother said.

"Whether it's good or not, the key is to see if there are any laughs. I don't know if this Qi Ming can write a script that makes people laugh. Xiao Quan looked at the TV screen and said.

But as soon as Xiao Quan's words fell, he couldn't help but almost laugh, and so did his parents.

"This Sun Xiaobao is so funny. This dresses up. ”

"Who is this? Is this Sun Xiaobao? I remember that his previous style was not like this, right? The makeup man deliberately painted him darker! ”

"It's dark. And it's short, this time it's darker and shorter. ”

Seeing Sun Xiaobao appear, Xiao Quan's family immediately said to each other.

At this moment, Xiao Quan's family had temporarily dispelled the idea of turntable and were ready to see how the sketch would follow.

In the TV screen, Zheng Niuniu said, "Welcome! Brother, what's the point? ”

Sun Xiaobao put his hands in his pockets and said, "Don't be in a hurry to order food in the cold winter, warm up first." Do you have tea? ”

Zheng Niuniu said, "There is tea." ”

Sun Xiaobao asked, "Is it free?" ”

Zheng Niuniu said, "It's free! ”

As soon as he heard that it was free, Sun Xiaobao glared at him and said, "Two pots of Longjing." ”

"Poof......" see here. Xiao Quanma's mother couldn't help laughing first.

After laughing, Xiao Quan's mother said, "The appearance and expression of this door-slamming are really fascinating, I immediately thought of your uncle, and your uncle is also such a pick-picking person." ”

"Don't mention him, I'll ......be angry when I mention him," Xiao Quan's father couldn't help but laugh and said.

"My uncle said that he slammed the door, how did he pick the door?" Xiao Quan asked.

Although Xiao Quan is in his early twenties, because he has not had a deep relationship with his uncle, he is not familiar with his rumored uncle.

"What's your uncle's way of slamming the door?" Xiao Quan's father laughed when he heard this, and then continued, "He always carries a bottle when he goes out, and he never leaves the house too far when he has nothing to do." ”

Xiao Quan's curiosity rose as soon as he heard this, so he hurriedly asked, "Why is this?" What does it mean to bring a bottle? ”

"Bringing the bottle out of the house is to catch it when you fart, so as not to waste it in the air, as for why you don't go out, it's because you are afraid that you won't have time to go home when you go out of the hospital, and you will waste the best fertilizer!"

"People who know him say that he is, and he has to use his fingers to buckle and lick it with his hands......" Xiao Quan's father said.

"Really?" Xiao Quan's eyes widened in surprise when he heard this.

Xiao Quan's mother said as soon as she heard it, "Don't listen to your father's nonsense there, your uncle just went out to buy things and slammed the door, which is similar to Sun Xiaobao in this sketch, if you can take advantage of it, you can take advantage of it." ”

Hearing his mother say this, Xiao Quan knew that his father took the opportunity to verbally say that his uncle was angry, so he smiled and didn't say anything more, while Xiao Quan's father said with a smile, "It's the New Year, then Uncle Xiao Quan's happiness is nothing, what are you in such a hurry to explain, maybe his uncle is talking bad about us at this time." ”

As soon as Xiao Quan's father finished saying this, there was a TV "Sea cucumber is a sea cucumber, I don't know if it's serious or not!" Voice.

The next moment, Xiao Quan's family laughed at the same time.

"This line is really sharp." Xiao Quan's mother said with a smile.

"I almost burst into tears of laughter, this Zheng Niuniu is simply too funny." Xiao Quan said.

Xiao Quan's father didn't count Xiao Quan's uncle to find happiness. Instead, he laughed and said, "This skit is so funny at the beginning, it is really eye-opening for me." ”

When Xiao Quan's family all laughed, the sketches on TV were still playing.

Hearing Zheng Niuniu say that the sea cucumber is not serious, she doesn't know. Sun Xiaobao opened his mouth wide and grinned.

"Oh, this kid! Hahaha......"

"I don't know if the sea cucumber is serious or not...... Haha"

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, a bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber!"

Seeing Sun Xiaobao's smiling expression of leaning back and forth, almost out of breath, Zheng Niuniu said calmly, "Okay." It seems that in her eyes, Sun Xiaobao is not laughing at her, and from Zheng Niuniu's expression. It also revealed a kind of "What is this stupid thing laughing at?" What's so funny. "Natural.

"Is this Zheng Niuniu unresponsive? Didn't she know that Sun Xiaobao was laughing at her answer? Xiao Quan said with a smile.

"It is estimated that the response is slow, but this Sun Xiaobao's question is also very connotative." Xiao Quan's father said.

Xiao Quan's mother heard Xiao Quan's father and son talking, so she stopped and said, "Don't talk, watch the sketch." The voices of both of you drown out the sound of the sketch. ”

Xiao Quan's father and son hurriedly stopped their voices when they heard this. Then continue to look at the TV screen.

In the TV screen, Sun Xiaobao thought about it after reporting what he wanted to eat, and then said, "Are your pickles free?" ”

Zheng Niuniu replied: "Pickles are five yuan a plate." ”

"What's the stuff that doesn't charge?" Sun Xiaobao glanced at the words and said with a kick of his legs.

After hearing this, Zheng Niuniu replied, "Little material." ”

"Peanut soy sauce vinegar, isn't it?" Sun Xiaobao asked.

Zheng Niuniu said very simply: "Yes! ”

After hearing this, Sun Xiaobao rolled his eyes and thought for a moment, and then said, "Does horseradish charge?" ”

Zheng Niuniu still had a natural expression and said, "Horseradish is not charged!" ”

"Let's take a look!" When Sun Xiaobao heard that there was no charge, he immediately said like an uncle.

As soon as Zheng Niuniu heard that she was going to take a tube, she immediately exclaimed, "What about eating noodles and horseradish?" ”

At the same time, Liu Wenhua, another actor who performed the sketch "Eating Noodles", appeared.

Jeans, chef's clothes, chef's hat. coupled with his stupid appearance, he immediately attracted the attention of Xiao Quan's family.

"It's coming. A plate of fried noodles with sea cucumber, come, Mr. use it slowly! Liu Wenhua said with a fried noodle after he appeared.

Liu Wenhua put down the fried noodles and was about to leave, but Sun Xiaobao stopped him all of a sudden.

"You wait a minute!"

After speaking, Sun Xiaobao said to Zheng Niuniu again, "Eating noodles and horseradish is a new fashion, I want to lead it!" ”

When he said this, Sun Xiaobao looked at the fried noodles on the plate, and his expression was a little confused, so he asked Liu Wenhua, "Wait a minute, what fried noodles?" ”

"Sea cucumber fried noodles!" Liu Wenhua said.

When Sun Xiaobao heard this, his eyes widened, and he said with a confused grin, "What about playing?" ”

"What's wrong?" Liu Wenhua also asked with a confused face,

Seeing that Liu Wenhua was also confused, Sun Xiaobao immediately said, "What about sea cucumbers? Where? ”

Hearing Sun Xiaobao say this, Liu Wenhua held his mouth and didn't bite, Sun Xiaobao continued, "Where is the sea cucumber?" Lost in the fire? Barra out of the pot? ”

Liu Wenhua still didn't say anything, but his expression was a little unhappy, and Sun Xiaobao continued to be indignant, and said righteously, "Let you make it?" Sea cucumber fried noodles, give me a perfect explanation! ”

Liu Wenhua saw that Sun Xiaobao had finished speaking, so he put his left hand on his chest and put his right hand on his chest and said, "What do you explain?" ”

"Sea cucumber fried noodles, sea cucumber?" Sun Xiaobao roared in an angry tone, his tone was very tough, obviously he was angry with fried noodles.

"My name is sea cucumber, and I fried the noodles!" Liu Wenhua let go of his hand, then put one hand into his jeans pocket and said with his eyes glaring.

When Sun Xiaobao heard this, he was speechless for a moment, and he was immediately confused, but there was a very unconvinced expression on his face.

Seeing Sun Xiaobao's unconvinced and unwilling expression, Liu Wenhua continued, "Isn't the explanation perfect? ”

"Hee...... Ha ......" Sun Xiaobao glared after hearing this, grinned helplessly, and then his eyes widened, his mouth grinned, and he spread his hands and gestured to both sides and said, "It's perfect!" ”

"Hahaha, I can't stand it, my stomach hurts from laughing!" Seeing this, Xiao Quan couldn't help it at all.

"Sea cucumber fried noodles, sea cucumbers? Give me a perfect explanation! My name is Sea Cucumber. The noodles are fried by me, perfect, isn't it? This line, really. Haha, I was really speechless, it's so funny this sketch. Xiao Quan's father said with a smile.

"Give me a tissue, give me a tissue, haha......" Xiao Quan's mother was laughing tears came out at this time.

Xiao Quan smiled and held his stomach with one hand and handed the tissue box to his mother with the other, and then continued to watch the sketch without blinking.

"Show me the menu?" Sun Xiaobao saw Liu Wenhua's fierce expression, so he changed the topic and said.

After hearing this, Zheng Niuniu handed the menu to Sun Xiaobao. Sun Xiaobao took the menu and said, "Who are you scaring about?" Where? ”

As he spoke, Sun Xiaobao's eyes glanced at the menu. At the same time, he smacked his lips, and then Sun Xiaobao's expression changed, and he said very innocently, "That, can I choose not to eat it?" ”

"No, I can't. Our store has rules. You can't return it. Liu Wenhua's eyes widened, and he said viciously with his hands in his pockets.

"Yes" Zheng Niuniu agreed on the side.

Sun Xiaobao couldn't see if he couldn't eat, so he asked, "Eh, I can't return it, can I change it?" While speaking, Sun Xiao's eyes rolled and looked at Liu Wenhua on the side.

"That's fine!" Liu Wenhua replied after hearing this.

Sun Xiaobao saw that it could be changed, so he said, "It's too dry." Change the bowl with soup! ”

"Okay, chow mein for soup noodles. Walk you! Liu Wenhua said.

Then Liu Wenhua went back to the kitchen with fried noodles.

Seeing Liu Wenhua leave, Sun Xiaobao asked Zheng Niuniu, "Are you ready for horserader?" ”

"Yes!" Zheng Niuniu said.

After hearing this, Sun Xiaobao said with a somewhat stupid expression: "Change the noodle soup!" Get some water. ”

Zheng Niuniu hurriedly poured half a bowl of water for Sun Xiaobao.

Sun Xiaobao looked at the tea, and then his eyes glared and said, "Flower tea?" ”

When Zheng Niuniu heard this, she thought that Sun Xiaobao didn't want to drink flower tea, so she immediately wanted to pour it out, but Sun Xiaobao hurriedly said, "You just pour the flower tea full, why are you so picky?" ”

"You just pour the flower tea full, why are you so picky? This Sun Xiaobao is really amazing! Xiao Quan couldn't laugh at this time, and his tears were also laughed out of his eyes.

"It's so funny, it's so funny, I've never seen such a funny sketch, it's so funny." Xiao Quan's father said with a smile, and while speaking, Xiao Quan's father directly sent a group text message to his relatives and friends, "Huinan Satellite TV's current sketch [Eating Noodles], if you don't laugh after reading it, I will give you a big gift tomorrow!" ”

"Hahaha......" Xiao Quan's mother couldn't say anything, so she kept wiping her eyes with a tissue and laughing.

At this moment, Xiao Quan's family had no idea of changing the channel, because at this moment they were completely made to forget everything by the sketch eating noodles.

……

"I want a tube of horseradish directly, this Sun Xiaobao is really funny." Like Xiao Quan's family, in a house in Zhengxin City, Peng Fei said to her husband with tears in her eyes.

"I can't stand it, this sketch is so funny, it just makes me laugh so much, how can there be such a funny sketch." Peng Fei's husband said with a smile.

Peng Fei and her husband happened to see Huinan Satellite TV when they were on the stage, and Huinan Satellite TV was playing [Wife and Wife] at that time, and Peng Fei and his wife were attracted by the episode of "Wife and Wife", so they stopped to watch, and this time, they saw the sketch [Eating Noodles].

After watching the sketch [Wife, Old Wife], Peng Fei and her husband still had some inexplicable sadness in their hearts, but at this moment, that sadness disappeared completely, and was replaced by a head full of [eating noodles] lines.

"This Sun Xiaobao is amused, you look at him like that, it's a joke at first glance, and you look at him sitting there, like a little old man." Peng Fei said with a smile and wiped her tears with a tissue.

After hearing this, Peng Fei's husband smiled and said, "Look at him short, sitting there was almost blocked by the table, I really laughed to death, how could there be such a funny person, and that Zheng Niuniu, why is it so natural!" ”

"Sea cucumber fried noodles, sea cucumbers? Give me a perfect explanation! My name is sea cucumber and I fried the noodles...... Oh, I'll go, I can't laugh anymore, my stomach hurts, but I can't help it, hahaha......" Peng Fei said with a smile as he repeated the lines of "eating noodles".

"Huacha, why are you so picky? …… It's so funny! Peng Fei's husband slid from the sofa to the ground with a smile and said.

"I don't know what kind of noodle soup the sea cucumber gave Sun Xiaobao for one night?" Peng Fei couldn't stop laughing and said.

"What is noodle soup? Is it serious? Peng Fei's husband couldn't stop laughing and imitated Sun Xiaobao and said.

And just when Peng Fei and her husband couldn't stop laughing, another laugh started on the TV screen in front of them.

"Come on. The noodle soup is here! The sea cucumber played by Liu Wenhua took out the noodle soup from the back kitchen.

After putting the noodle soup on the table, Liu Wenhua said again, "It's a clean matter." ”

When Sun Xiaobao heard this, he said to the waiter Zheng Niuniu nonchalantly, "The noodle soup is here, horseradish!" ”

Zheng Niuniu opened the horseradish tube after hearing this. Then squeeze out a little and squeeze it into the soup noodles.

But Sun Xiaobao was not happy when he saw it, so he pouted and said in a tone that looked down on Zheng Niuniu, "Why are you so picky, then squeeze in!" ”

As he spoke, Sun Xiaobao squeezed a full tube of horseradish into the bowl.

Seeing this scene, Peng Fei and her husband laughed back and forth, tears flowing!

Zheng Niuniu watched Sun Xiaobao squeeze a tube of horseradish into the bowl. immediately climbed to the edge of the bowl and looked at it, but Sun Xiaobao said with a nonchalant face, "Just be proud, you don't know." What are you looking at? ”

Zheng Niuniu immediately stopped watching it when she heard this, and the sea cucumber played by chef Liu Wenhua said, "It's the first time I've eaten like this!" I learn! ”

Sun Xiaobao immediately laughed after hearing this, and then grinned and asked, "Hey, your surname is Hai?" ”

Liu Wenhua stood and put his hands on his stomach and said, "En." ”

"Your name is sea cucumber?" Sun Xiaobao asked, "Then do you have an old girl named kelp?" ”

Zheng Niuniu, who was beside Sun Xiaobao, immediately said after hearing this: "You know my name?" ”

As soon as I heard this. Sun Xiaobao immediately opened his mouth and was stunned. Then there was a hahaha laugh, and the sea cucumber Liu Wenhua explained, "My sister. ”

"Hahahaha...... Is your dad called an oyster? Sun Xiaobao laughed once, Sun Xiaobao smiled, and he couldn't see anything on his whole face except for a mouthful of white teeth.

And the sea cucumber Liu Wenhua looked at Sun Xiaobao with a surprised face, obviously Sun Xiaobao was the right person.

"My stomach ...... Ahaha......" Peng Fei's husband said with a smile while sitting on the ground holding his stomach.

"Haha...... Is your dad called Oyster, haha......" Peng Fei was already a little out of breath at this time, but she just couldn't help but laugh.

Small living room. At this time, Peng Fei and her husband were laughing forward and backward, laughing while watching the sketch continue to perform.

"Hahaha...... Slipping ......" Sun Xiaobao, who opened his mouth to laugh, laughed and ate a bite of noodle soup.

But after this mouthful, Sun Xiaobao immediately became bitter, his eyes were closed, his mouth was tight, and his whole face was full of pain.

Then Sun Xiaobao put his hand on his head and pushed away the small hat, then rubbed his scalp vigorously, scratched his hair, and grinned like a monkey.

"Top ...... Topped, right? When Liu Wenhua saw Sun Xiaobao's expression, he asked, and then he took out a garlic clove and said, "Come on, let's have a garlic clove to solve it!" Fight poison with poison, this is called! ”

Sun Xiaobao ate the garlic cloves of sea cucumber Liu Wenhua, and the expression on his face became even more painful, but he immediately gritted his teeth, then took off his hat and put it on the table, and then picked up the bowl and ate it in a big gulp.

Looking at Sun Xiaobao's eating appearance, sea cucumber Liu Wenhua immediately said, "This eating appearance, this is really hungry!" ”

As soon as the sea cucumber Liu Wenhua's voice fell, Sun Xiaobao finished pulling the last bite of the noodle soup, but a few noodles with noodle soup were still hanging outside his mouth.

"What does it taste like?" Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua asked.

"Poof......" Sun Xiaobao almost squirted out the noodle soup in his mouth, but he hurriedly covered it with his hand and covered the noodle soup outside his mouth.

"Mom, I can't do it, I really can't do it, my stomach is going to crack." Peng Fei said with a smile wiping her tears.

And Peng Fei's husband was already lying on the ground laughing.

Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua saw that Sun Xiaobao was choking, so he asked with concern, "Choking?" This is horseradish instant noodles! ”

Sun Xiaobao wiped his mouth with his eyes glared and said, "Oops, oops, mom, oops!" I'm sweating! Ah! ”

"Okay, almost, I won't talk to you, let's go! A lot of things! ”

As he spoke, Sun Xiaobao left his seat.

Seeing this scene, the waiter played by Zheng Niuniu and the sea cucumber played by Liu Wenhua were blindfolded, because they felt as if there was a missing procedure.

And the Peng Fei couple in front of the TV suddenly felt that a certain program was missing.

But in the case of laughter, they didn't expect that the procedure was missing, until Zheng Niuniu said, "Hey." Brother, haven't paid yet? Peng Fei and her husband realized that such an important procedure was missing.

At this point, the laughter of [Eating Noodles] eased slightly. So Peng Fei and her husband stopped laughing a little, and then they both looked at the TV screen and wondered why Sun Xiaobao left without giving money.

But what the couple didn't expect was that Sun Xiaobao said in a daze, "What money?" ”

Hearing this, Peng Fei couldn't help but look at her husband, and her husband couldn't help but look at Peng Fei, both of them had "Don't you have to give money to eat noodles?" Then they both looked at the TV screen.

in the picture. Zheng Niuniu patiently explained: "Noodle soup money! ”

Peng Fei and her husband also thought in their hearts, "Yes, why don't you give money after eating noodle soup?" ”

But then, Sun Xiaobao said, "What kind of money do you give for fried noodles for soup noodles?" So he blinded Peng Fei and her husband.

"You didn't give any money for the fried noodles, did you?" Zheng Niuniu asked.

Sun Xiaobao was unconvinced when he heard this, and said, "I didn't eat fried noodles, what money do you give!?" ”

"You'll be there!" Zheng Niuniu was stunned all of a sudden. will be confused for a while, and Peng Fei and her husband are also dizzy at this time.

"What kind of money do you pay for fried noodles for soup noodles? I didn't eat the fried noodles, what money do I give? Why is this a little dizzy? Peng Fei said.

"What does this mean? Why do I feel as if something is wrong there? Peng Fei's husband said.

Just when Peng Fei and her husband were puzzled, Zheng Niuniu, who was holding Sun Xiaobao's arm, said, "You have to give money to eat noodles!" ”

Hearing this, Peng Fei and his wife suddenly came to their senses. Then there was laughter. But this time, not only did I laugh at the [Eating Noodles] lines, but I also laughed at myself for being taken stupid/compared by the table in [Eating Noodles].

"This sketch is not only funny, but also an IQ question, and I was stunned by it." Peng Fei said.

"I really fainted with laughter, why is it so funny, I see how Sun Xiaobao can deny it now, he has to give money to eat noodles, and he will beat him if he can't do it." Peng Fei's husband said with a smile while holding his stomach on the ground.

Peng Fei's husband finished speaking. Sun Xiaobao on the TV seemed to confirm his conjecture, and took the initiative to say to Liu Wenhua, a sea cucumber next to him, "You count it for her!" ”

"He—He's right!" To Peng Fei's husband's surprise. Liu Wenhua, the sea cucumber on TV, rolled his eyes and thought for a while, and then stammered.

Peng Fei's husband was stunned when he heard it, why was this right?

"He ate a bowl of noodles from our house and confiscated the money!" Zheng Niuniu also showed some confusion, but said to the sea cucumber Liu Wenhua very soberly.

Zheng Niuniu's words were not only said to the sea cucumber Liu Wenhua, but also to tens of millions of viewers across China.

Hearing Zheng Niuniu say this, Peng Fei's husband and countless viewers across China were waiting for the moment when the sea cucumber Liu Wenhua's head was covered.

But Liu Wenhua, who played the sea cucumber, came to the sentence "Don't be tough!" in a way that exceeded Peng Fei's husband and countless viewers across China! What kind of money do you want?? ”

"Noodle soup money!" Zheng Niuniu said urgently.

Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua said unconvinced: "People don't say it!" What kind of money to give for fried noodles! ”

"But he didn't give any money for fried noodles!" Zheng Niuniu said, her face full of anxiety.

"He didn't eat fried noodles and gave him any money!" Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua then asked rhetorically, that seems to mean that Zheng Niuniu, are you stupid?

Seeing the sea cucumber Liu culture arguing with Zheng Niuniu, Sun Xiaobao took the opportunity to prepare to leave, so he said, "Right? You count first, I'll go first! ”

"Okay." Sea cucumber Liu Wenhua said enthusiastically, and was ready to send Sun Xiaobao away.

"Can't go." Seeing this, Zheng Niuniu hurriedly said.

As soon as he saw that he was stopped, Sun Xiaobao shouted, "What are you doing?" What are you doing? ”

"Boss, boss, someone eats noodles and doesn't give money!" Ignoring Sun Xiaobao, Zheng Niuniu shouted directly.

Hearing Zheng Niuniu shouting the boss, Peng Fei and her husband suddenly had a good mood to watch, but then when they heard the sea cucumber Liu Wenhua also defended Sun Xiaobao, "Don't shout, don't shout, why are you calling the boss for this matter?" The two of them burst out laughing again.

"I've never seen such a stupid person, helping outsiders to speak and saying so reasonably." Peng Fei said with a smile.

Peng Fei's husband was lying on the ground, holding his stomach with one hand, holding Peng Fei's calf with the other and laughing, "It's so funny, I really can't laugh, I'm laughing, my stomach is really going to crack." ”

"No, such a funny sketch. We can't just look at it, we have to let our parents see it too. Peng Fei said, then she picked up the phone and dialed a number and said, "Mom." Don't you love to watch sketches? Watching Huinan Satellite TV, I'm about to collapse with laughter. ”

"Mom, I can't stand up laughing anymore." Peng Fei's husband said weakly while lying on the ground.

But after their voices fell, they heard Peng Fei's mother on the other end of the phone laugh and said in a weak voice, "I'm already laughing and lying on the bed and can't get up, and I'm about to call you to show you, you don't know, your father is already laughing and speechless." ”

At the same time as Peng Fei's mother spoke. Peng Fei also heard the lines of Chen Daniu, the boss who had just appeared in the [Eating Noodles] sketch, on the other end of the phone.

"Dachengzi noodle restaurant has become high-end! Who dares to eat the overlord meal here! Who? Fat gall! ”

"Do you eat overlord meal?"

Sun Xiaobao said, "No, your store is a bit unreasonable!" It's unreasonable for me to eat noodles and ask for money! ”

"Where do you eat noodles and don't you need money?" Chen Daniu said.

Sun Xiaobao said angrily: "I shouldn't spend this money on this side!" ”

"Indeed it is! Boss! People have a reason! "Sea cucumber Liu culture followed to help.

Hear this line from the phone in the good room, and watch the picture on the TV. Peng Fei and her husband immediately looked at each other when they heard this, and then they both suddenly laughed, and Peng Fei's mother on the other end of the phone also laughed loudly.

……

"Ignore me. You are not at home to accompany me during the Chinese New Year. "Inside a house in Nanhai City. Xu Jing cried and said to her husband Song Chenmei.

Song Chenmei's face was bitter after hearing this, the reason why he didn't accompany his wife Xu Jing at home was because he received a very urgent business, and in order to make money, he stayed outside all day on the twenty-ninth day.

"Wife, I was wrong, forgive me this time, okay?" Song Chenmei apologized.

Song Chenmei loves his wife very much, so no matter what the quarrel is. He's always talking about the softened side, because he knows. His wife Xu Jing suffered a lot in order to be with him.

"I won't forgive you, you don't think about it, you also think about yourself, take a break after the New Year, what will happen if you put your work down? If your body is exhausted, what will happen to the baby in my belly? Xu Jing cried and said.

When Song Chenmei heard this, a warm feeling suddenly rose in his heart, and at this moment he realized that Xu Jing did not blame him for not being at home with her, but for not resting to relax his body.

"I know my wife, I will combine work and rest in the future, don't be angry." Song Chenmei wiped her tears for Xu Jing and said.

Xu Jing shook Song Chenmei's hand away, then picked up the remote control, turned on the TV, leaned on the sand and said, "Don't pay attention to me, I don't want to talk to you." While speaking, Xu Jing also wiped her tears.

Song Chenmei works very hard, Xu Jing is very clear about this, so Xu Jing wants Song Chenmei to have a good rest, but Song Chenmei went out to work behind his back, which made Xu Jing feel distressed and angry, because in Xu Jing's opinion, it is a manifestation of Song Chenmei's not caring for her body, Xu Jing loves Song Chenmei very much, so she must let Song Chenmei realize her "mistake" and not work so hard in the future.

Song Chenmei saw Xu Jing ignore him, but wiped his tears and watched TV, then got up and poured a cup of hot water.

"Drink a glass of water to dissipate your anger, I promise not to do it in the future, I will take care of my body, and then I will love you and our unborn child." Song Chenmei said to Xu Jing, her words full of apologies.

Xu Jing was unmoved after hearing this, but changed the channel aimlessly.

Seeing this, Song Chenmei put down the water glass, and then sat next to Xu Jing to watch TV with her.

Xu Jing pursed her lips, then threw away the remote control, and looked at the TV without speaking.

At this time, the TV was playing a [Eating Noodles] sketch, but Xu Jing did not intentionally transfer to Huinan Satellite TV, but was transferred here by accident, and then didn't want to move.

"How can I make her laugh?" Song Chenmei looked at Xu Jing's silent face and asked herself in her heart, and then scratched her ears and cheeks to think about every joke she had seen.

But after thinking about it for a long time, Song Chenmei didn't think of good jokes, because Song Chenmei knew that Xu Jing was a person with a high laughing point, and she couldn't laugh at ordinary jokes.

"No matter, let's try!" I really couldn't think of a good joke, so Song Chenmei decided to try a joke he had seen recently.

"Xu Jing, I'll tell you a joke, you have to forgive me for the mistake I made this time after listening to it and laughing!" Song Chenmei said.

After speaking, Song Chenmei was about to open his mouth to tell his joke, but before he could say it, Xu Jing laughed out loud, and then wiped his face that had just cried and was still raining with pear blossoms with his hand.

"What's going on? Before I could talk about that, Xu Jing laughed? The realm of my joke is so high? Has it reached the point where you have preempted people before you can speak? Song Chenmei saw Xu Jing smiling, and immediately asked himself in surprise.

"Hahahaha......" Just when Song Chenmei asked herself, Xu Jing laughed once, and this time she laughed even more exaggeratedly, and she even laughed with tears.

"What the hell?!" Song Chenmei was immediately stupid.

"I'm not going to drive Xu Jing crazy!" Suddenly, an incomparably terrifying thought arose in Song Chenmei's mind.

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