One-two-two drunk
"Don't bake it, come over and eat some." beckoned, Mo Yu asked Qingli to come over.
This girl has been roasting for a long time, she hasn't eaten anything, and she is patronizing others, and he feels distressed to death.
Smiling, Qingli put down the brush in his hand, put a few skewers on the plate, brought them over, and sat next to Mo Yu.
"By the way, I bought you something, go back and see if you like it." Swallowing the potato slices in his mouth, Mo Xuan looked at Qingli and said with a smile.
Then he turned his head to look at Mo Yu and blinked, brother, there is no big meal, you said that you would repay the account.
I mean, the question is that you fucking spend labor money to buy things for labor women, do you want to live or die?
Mo Yu is very irritable now, really, he really wants to feed Mo Xuan with a big knife to Dabai.
Spread his hands, Mo Xuan's eyes were provocative, you said it yourself, report the bill, don't care about you so much, I will give you the bill later, don't report the bill, hehe, brother doesn't have to do it.
Don't you like to eat flying vinegar indiscriminately? Labor and management let you eat enough at one time.
The two of them made eye contact, Qingli didn't know at all, she was burying her head in hard food, making snails and stewing river mussel soup, not to mention baking and barbecing for the big guys, smelling the aroma, she didn't want to do it for a long time.
Why did she have to be tired and tired, making cattle and horses to prepare things for these uncles to eat?
She could only keep her saliva, smell the aroma, and sweat like rain to prepare for food.
It's so unreasonable.
Thinking about it later, only she can do these things, and she doesn't do who does, so in order to make a good impression on the guests, she endures it.
Fortunately, I brought out the apprentice of Brother Dongzi. Otherwise, she doesn't know how long she will be roasted.
Hearing that Mo Xuan bought something for himself, Qingli blinked suspiciously, not a year. It's not her birthday either, so why buy something?
Is there a lot of money? If you have a lot of money, give it to her, she is short of money now.
"What did you buy?" Forget it, if you buy it, you will buy it, it is always Brother Xuan's heart.
Mo Xuan grinned, revealing a mouthful of white and neat teeth, and his face was full of smuggling, "I bought a few sets of clothes." I went back and tried it to see if it was suitable. ”
The words were said to Qingli, but his eyes were staring at Mo Yu. Clothes, they're clothes to wear, you haven't bought them for this girl, have you?
I'm sorry, I'm one step ahead of you. Get a head start.
Mo Yu:
He wanted to punch himself to death. Such a good opportunity to perform, how could Mo Xuan preempt it, it was decided, and he would wrap the girl's clothes all year round in the future.
By the way, there are also shoes, socks, bags, jewelry accessories and the like, the girl can only wear what he bought, forget it this time, who will dare to rob him in the future. He's in a hurry.
Qingli didn't know that Mo Yu planned to contract all her clothes and accessories in the future, she only knew that she was quite happy now.
I was so impressed. Mo Xuan went out to talk about things, and remembered to buy her clothes, this brother is amazing, it is not in vain for her to let these people eat and drink for nothing.
When he saw the clothes in the bag the next day, Qingli was Spartan.
Ma Dan, what is the spicy and multiple zeros on the tag are swollen?
Xiao Xiangfeng, she is a country girl, do you want to wear Xiao Xiangfeng to go up the mountain and down the ground to weed and turn the ground?
Money, it's all money, Mo Xuan, a loser, it's enough to buy her more than a hundred clothes, if you think more than a hundred, you can't take it, and a few hundred will do!
If she can't give her the money, she can buy it herself, and the most expensive clothes she bought in her two lives are only a thousand yuan.
Xiao Xiangfeng has only been seen in fashion magazines, or it is a copy, there is actually a small fragrance in this life, and there are several sets.
Mo Xuan bought clothes because he was angry, and because Qingli's birthday was coming, as an elder brother, he bought a few clothes to make her happy, but he didn't know that the result of the matter was too different from his expectations.
Not to mention being happy, the girl almost drove him away with her eyebrows raised, and her attitude of ignoring him lasted for more than half a month before she began to change back.
"Thank you, whatever you want to eat, I'll make it for you." Qingli, who was smiling, poured a glass of wine, and Mo Xuan thought it was for himself.
I still thought that my sister was so good, and I knew that my brother was thirsty, so I poured him a glass of wine to quench his thirst.
Xi Zizi stretched out her hand to take the wine glass in her hand, who knew that the girl's wrist, she was dry, it didn't count, she poured another glass, and then it was dry.
Several people watched Qingli dry cup after cup with dumbfounded eyes, and when she reacted, she was already sitting on the chair in a daze, staring at Mo Xuan opposite.
"Are you alright?" Frightened, Yiyan stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her eyes, he remembered that Lili didn't like to drink.
The last time I accompanied Grandma Deng, I finished with a few sips, and after drinking so much this time, I won't go crazy with alcohol, right?
Shaking his dizzy head, Qingli slapped away the hand in front of him, and said slowly, "I'm fine, I've never been good, why don't you drink it, it's delicious." ”
After speaking, he picked up the wine on the table and filled the empty glasses in front of several people.
Mo Xuan glanced at Mo Yu, is this drunk, or not drunk?
Mo Yu rolled his eyes, how did he know, he hadn't seen her drunk before, who knew what it was like to be drunk?
"Lili, are you drunk, why don't I take you back?" Pinching her earlobe, Mo Yu asked softly.
Qingli turned her head in a daze, stared at Mo Yu for a long time, snorted and laughed, leaned over and licked his lips, and made a loud tsk, "I'm not drunk, I'm very sober." ”
"Okay, you're not drunk, I'm drunk, let's go back first, okay?" also said that he was not drunk, and he was not drunk and dared to kiss him in front of so many people.
Don't look at this girl, she doesn't reject intimacy when the two are alone, but she is very repulsive outside.
slapped the table, Qingli brushed Mo Yu's hand away, stepped on the chair with one foot, hugged his chest with both hands, and said with a serious face, "Hmph, don't think I don't understand the meaning of your words, I said I wasn't drunk, you don't believe it." ”
Pointing to the few people who looked at her stupidly with their mouths open, they continued, "You, you and you, don't believe I'm not drunk, do you?" ”
"We believe that who you are, a thousand cups will not be poured. Come on, let's keep drinking, you take your feet off first, a girl. Such a posture is really indecent. ”
Wiping the sweat off their foreheads, the corners of several people's mouths twitched wildly.
Hell, being drunk like this isn't drunk, how can it be called drunk?
Do they have to dance a striptease to be drunk, should they be glad that this girl has a good drink and hasn't done anything unthinkable.
"Hmph, you're all a bunch of liars. Stupid mortals, in order to let you know if my sister is drunk or not, I will dance for you. Worship! ”
Raising his small fist and waving, Qingli took the foot off the chair and targeted the bamboo basket at the door of the cafeteria.
"Did I hear me right? She said she was going to dance? He closed his mouth and asked a few people in disbelief.
He nodded heavily. Mo Yu looked bitter: "Yes." You see she's got all the props ready. ”
So quickly, the props are all ready?
A few people turned their heads to look, and saw Qingli holding two green onions, and walked over menacingly, with an expression as if she was going to do something very important.
Seeing a few people helplessly, they held their foreheads, "I said, you don't care about your woman?" ”
I also know that I must be ready to dance with two green onions.
But they really can't think of any dance that needs green onions, girl. Please let it go.
Such a high-end and trendy dance, forgive them for accepting incompetence!
"Me"
"Come on. Let me line up and do a good job, so that you can see the handsome dance that reaches a new height in the universe, so that you will not be lonely and unheard, and you will lose my people when you say it. ”
Mo Yu, who was about to speak, was blocked by Qingli who came back with two green onions.
Blocking doesn't count, she also forced a few people to line up with chairs, and was attracted by the movement they made.
On the field, people who were playing in groups were attracted by the movement she made, and they came around, staring at Qingli with great interest, wanting to see what she was going to do.
Qingli, who was drunk and crazy, saw so many people watching, and walked around the crowd with both hands and fists, "The little woman came to Guibao Land for the first time, because she lost the coil she carried, and the poor old mother and children at home are still waiting for the little woman to return home."
In desperation, I had to come out to sell my art to raise money to go home, and I hope that my father, my fellow villagers, my brothers and sisters, my brothers and sisters, those who have money will hold a money field, and those who have no money will hold a personal field, what do you say? ”
Yes, I said I wasn't drunk, and I started talking nonsense, where did you come from a big girl, it's really.
"Okay, we promise that we have money to hold a money field, but no money to hold a personal field, the girl praise it quickly, the big guys are waiting!"
"Come on, in order not to let this girl have stage fright, everyone will express it."
"Lili, what are you going to perform?"
"Do you want Grandpa Zhang to make music for you?"
"Zhong, this is good, Lao Zhang, go and bring your erhu."
"The glass girl wants to perform a show, this is good, let's take a look."
"Sister Lili, what are you going to perform?"
As soon as they saw Qingli's blushing face and misty eyes, Qi Muyang knew that she was drunk and thought it was funny, so they followed suit.
Which of the people present is not a human spirit, if they are drunk or not, they will know it at first sight, and they will know what is going on when they see Qingli's situation, and even Old Man Zheng and they will start to coax.
Mo Yu and the others sat helplessly on the chairs, and they all began to coax, hoping that the glass girl would not have any moths.
"Thank you, thank you very much, I will definitely live up to everyone's expectations and give you a performance that you will never forget."
With a serious face, Qingli made a gesture, waited for a long time, and said impatiently, "I'm going to perform, what about your applause!" ”
"Yes, yes, applause, everyone's applause rang out, all intense." Seeing that Qingli didn't move for a long time, the big guy was still strange for a while, didn't he want to perform, why didn't he move.
It turned out to be applause, this can be there.
Bang Bang~
With the warm applause, Qingli shook the green onions, twisted her waist and began to sing "You are my little apple, no matter how much I love you, I can't love you enough, the red flame burns my heart"
Dumbfounded, dumbfounded, how lively it was just now, how silent it is now.
What's this, what is this singing about?
And is it appropriate for you to hold the green onion and draw a heart to send a flying kiss? (To be continued......)