We can all ignore these songs, even if we have never heard this song, we know that it is out of tune.

You don't have to worry about going out of tune, but what is the matter with your nine bends and eighteen bends, running from the ground to the sky, falling straight from the sky?

Distorted dances, twisted songs, God, they regret it, they shouldn't have made a fool of themselves without knowing the details.

The magic sound pierces the brain, this is the most terrifying torture in the world, who will save them!

Looking at the out-of-body expressions of everyone in the field, Yiyan slapped his thigh and laughed wildly.

Haha, it's so funny, the girl is so funny, dancing twisted dances, singing out-of-tune songs, and still having a serious face the whole time, this contrast is too great.

How she did it, it's amazing.

Mo Yu twitched the corners of his mouth, stood up and walked to Qingli with a bang, grabbed her by the waist and left quickly.

While the big guy hasn't woken up yet, hurry up and bring it back, and when this girl wakes up and knows what she has done, she will hang herself in shame.

"Villain, I haven't finished the show yet, come on, help, the disciples robbed the people's daughter, the blue sky, the little woman's life is miserable!" Kicking his legs, Qingli stretched out Erkang's hand, and asked the people in the field for advice with teary eyes.

It's a pity that everyone at the scene is still in an out-of-body state, turning a blind eye to her call for help, even if they do, they will ignore it.

I haven't heard a word, beating is kissing and scolding is love, not beating or scolding is not love, they will be nosy when their brains are in water.

The green tendons on Mo Yu's forehead kept jumping, and he was so angry that his teeth itched. Dengzi, robbed the people's daughter, right, he really did it today. I don't know what to do, if I don't teach her a lesson, she doesn't know that she can't drink wine casually in the future.

Impatient by Qingli's fuss, Mo Yu slapped her ass and said coldly, "Be honest." ”

Qingli pouted, bad guy, spanked her. Bite him to death.

Wrapping around Mo Yu's neck, Qingli bit his shoulder with a whimper, and Mo Yu gasped. Endured the pain on his shoulders and walked briskly home.

After the two of them walked for a few minutes, everyone who was shocked by Qingli came to their senses and patted their ears, "Emma." My ears are ringing. Her out-of-tune singing voice was all over her head. ”

"Don't mention it, I think it's scary, really, I'm worried about whether I'll be woken up when I sleep."

"Looking at her confident appearance, I thought this girl was very proficient in singing and dancing, but she knew that she would be distorted like this, and she would never listen to people sing and watch people dance casually in the future, this is a nightmare."

"Old Su. Why haven't you told us before that Lili sings out of tune? Old Man Zheng, who was shocked, turned his head stiffly. Looking at Su Zhenbang, who was pale, asked.

Su Zhenbang shook his head, his eyes were blank, and he said with a blank face, "I don't know, it's okay to listen to her humming before, but I don't know that it's like this when I'm drunk." ”

"My sister sings very well." I didn't think there was a problem with Qingli's singing at all, and when I heard my grandfather's words, I raised my white and tender little face and said with a smile.

Embarrassment, only you think it sounds good!

None of these two sisters and brothers are normal, the elder sister sings out of tune, and the younger brother is good no matter what his sister does, how deep the affection is to feel that his sister is good at everything.

Mo Wenzhi shook his body, and was supported by Zhang Qingyuan beside him, "Uncle Mo, where are you uncomfortable?" ”

"I'm fine, I'm just scared by the glass girl, but fortunately Xiaoyu brought her back, otherwise everyone wouldn't want to sleep tonight." patting Zhang Qingyuan's hand to tell him not to worry, Mo Wenzhi looked at the people in the field with a smile.

It was truly a once-in-a-lifetime performance, because there was no such distorted dance and singing again, and from another point of view, they should indeed be proud that such a performance would be rare in a hundred years.

"Old man, come quickly, you have an opera and wash our ears." Shaking his dizzy head, Qi Muyang saw Master Zheng, as if he had seen a savior, rushed up, held the old man's hand and begged.

That's right, you can let the old man come to Duan Wusong to fight the tiger, so that the magic sound brought by the girl can be washed out through the brain, why didn't they think of it!

Everyone who felt stupid surrounded them one after another, and said gossips, "Old man, you have a while!" ”

"Yes, let's have a paragraph, don't say that your old singing is really good."

"That's it, taking advantage of today's good atmosphere, you can always give us a while."

“”

Stroking his long beard, Old Man Zheng said with a smile, "Okay, I'll give you a piece of female colt today." ”

After speaking, I turned around and went to get the erhu, and it was not easy to listen to a paragraph, just a erhu.

Seeing that the old man agreed, the big guys were talking happily and waiting.

Not to mention, they didn't think the opera was good before, but that day I watched the shadow puppet show performed by the old man and listened to their singing, it felt great.

As the moon rose, all the fluorescent lights in the activity center were turned on, and in the wide square, a white-bearded old man sat on a chair, babbling and singing opera.

The old man was surrounded by people, both men and women, young and old, shaking their heads and indulging in the old man's singing.

Mo Yu finally got Qingli home, washed her face and feet, and looked at the woman lying on the bed with her back and smirking and began to worry.

The clothes on her body are full of the smell of fireworks and barbecue, and if she doesn't change her clothes, it is estimated that this girl will not be comfortable sleeping.

Change clothes, with her current situation, she definitely can't change them, but if he helps to change them, he is afraid that he can't help it and ask for someone when she is confused.

Mo Yu, who was struggling with himself, hadn't thought about whether to change his clothes or not, and the dizzy little man on the bed sat up, his eyes were full of confusion, and he lowered his head and began to unbutton.

One two, three pieces, it didn't take much effort, the buttons on the clothes were undone, and they were taken off and thrown on the ground after brushing, the afterglow of Mo Yu's eyes swept down the clothes on the ground, raised his head and looked, and was directly dumbfounded.

The little man sitting on the bed only had a small black coat wrapped in a round white and tender fullness, and his pants had been half withdrawn, just like a caterpillar twisting and trying to take off.

The tip of his nose itched for a while, and a warm liquid flowed down, he raised his hand and touched it, looking at the bright red on his fingers, Mo Yu had the heart to scold his mother.

Rub, as for the excitement like this, the nosebleeds are coming out, and my face is lost today, but fortunately there is only one drunk here now.

Being known by others, he Mo Yu watched his woman have nosebleeds, and he will not be a man in the future.

took out two pieces of paper and stuffed them in her nostrils, and seeing that Qingli's pants were almost finished, Mo Yu held her hand, "I can't take it off." ”

Spare him, you can't take it off, you can't take it off, you can't take it off, you won't be able to hold it if you take it off!

Qingli blinked her misty eyes, her feet glared, and her pants fell to the ground with a snap.

Sighing comfortably, Qingli stared at him for a while, his eyes fell on his nose stuffed with paper, and his hand reached over, "Insert green onions in your nose, pretend to be an elephant." Unsightly, unplug. ”

"Little Ancestor, don't make trouble, can you sleep?" This can't be pulled, and the nosebleeds will continue to flow out.

The woman she loves is wearing two lace dresses and is sexy and sultry in front of her, but because she is drunk and can't eat, can there be anything more bitter than this?

bowed to his sad tears, and Mo Yu forcibly stuffed the struggling Qingli into the quilt.

"Don't, I don't want to sleep, let's sing, I'm a little bird, I want to fly but I can't fly high, I'm looking for it"

"Baby, it's time to go to bed, you see it's getting dark." Holding the quilt in his arms, Mo Yu pointed to the outside of the dark window to show her.

Staring out of the dark window for a long time, Qingli turned his head to look at Mo Yu's face, the original handsome face was ruined by the two balls of paper on his nose, how funny it is.

"There are big monsters, don't sleep, be afraid." After speaking, he moved uncomfortably and shrank his head into the quilt.

Mo Yu, who felt that it was difficult to breathe, took down the paper ball in his nose and threw it into the trash can on the side, patting her on the back, "Don't be afraid, I'll accompany you, the big monster won't dare to come in." ”

"You mean what you say." Stretching out his hand from the quilt, Qingli grabbed Mo Yu's ear, and asked him to assure him.

Nodding, Mo Yu lowered his head and kissed her forehead, and said affirmatively, "Well, you go to sleep, I'll accompany you." ”

"It's uncomfortable to go up." Pointing to the bed, mosquito coils began to appear in Qingli's eyes.

Rubbing the little man with red cheeks, Mo Yu put her on the bed, tucked the corners of the quilt, bent down to pick up the clothes on the ground, and her hand was caught.

Looking back, he winked at Shangqingli and smiled, "Why don't you sleep yet?" ”

patting the vacant seat next to him, Qingli stared at him with a smile and didn't speak, and said that he was with her, a liar, and he must have wanted her to sneak away by himself when she fell asleep.

Hmph, she's very smart, come up and hug it, see how you run.

The drunk Qingli had no idea what her behavior meant to a man who wanted to dismantle her and eat her all the time.

Mo Yu blinked in disbelief, pointed to his nose, opened his mouth and stammered, "I, I'm going up?" ”

"Hurry up, or I'll beat you." Qingli grabbed Mo Yu's hand and pulled it hard, hugged the person who was pressing on him, rubbed it happily, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Mo Yu was afraid that he would crush the villain under him, so he propped his hands on his side, staring down at her sweet sleeping face, the little villain, he fell asleep, and he didn't know if he was uncomfortable or not.

Hey, sighing, Mo Yu lifted the quilt, lay down beside her, felt the heat source from her, and Qingli turned over.

Rolled into his arms, rubbed against his broad chest, wrapped his hands and feet around like an octopus, and fell into a deep sleep.

The soft fragrance and warm jade are in his arms, but he can't do anything, and he has to deal with the little hands touching everywhere from time to time, what a bitter night this night is!

It wasn't until the rooster crowed twice that Mo Yu fell asleep in a daze. (To be continued......)