Chapter 546: Senior Sister
"Tea is naturally good tea." Shi Yuehua's eyes showed a hint of cunning, and she said with a smile: "This tea is generally not taken out to entertain guests except for real distinguished guests, because drinking this tea has another meaning. ”
"What does that mean?" Lin Zixian asked curiously.
"The tea is small, just like a little bit of thought of a person, drinking this tea with the guests, there is a sense of meeting and smiling and enmity, which means drinking all the careful thoughts in one gulp and forgetting all the unhappiness." Shi Yuehua stretched out the bamboo teacup, with the meaning of clinking glasses, and asked, "I don't know if Bishop Lin is willing to meet me with a smile and a grudge." ”
Lin Zi was stunned for a moment, and then laughed heartily: "I have this intention, I can't ask for it." Stretched out the teacup and touched the other party's 'snap', and then took the lead in raising his head and pouring a cup of hot tea into his stomach, which was unusually bold.
Shi Yuehua's eyes lit up, revealing a touch of appreciation, she hated the man who was childish the most, and immediately the fair-skinned jade neck was high, and she also dried the tea in one gulp, and then turned the teacup upside down to show that it had dried.
The two looked at each other and smiled, Shi Yuehua poured him another cup of tea, and knocked on the wooden stick next to him again, after two 'dong dong' sounds, the door was pushed open, and three waiters walked in with three wooden trays, which were filled with all kinds of food.
Lin Zixian glanced at Shi Yuehua's actions, and sighed lightly in his heart, it was really premeditated, I don't know if if I don't drink this small leaf tea and drink all my thoughts, the follow-up wine and food will come up.
Three waiters half-knelt on a reed mat and laid out the same dish on the table, including fried poop mixed with fresh meat and sauerkraut. Chicken, duck and fish cooked in sour soup, a large plate of dry-fried red peppers, oily chicken and duck liver, and a variety of vegetables are all large plates and bowls, which are very affordable.
A wooden basin brought in later made Lin Zixian somewhat dumbfounded, only to see a few colorful poisonous snakes winding and wandering inside. I thought it was really distinctive, and I wouldn't let Lao Tzu eat this thing alive, right?
Shi Yuehua waved his hand and asked the three waiters to step back. They don't need to be busy. He lifted a wine jar and placed it on the table, and inside was home-brewed rice wine.
After opening the wine jar, Shi Yuehua reached out and pulled out a small silver scimitar on the fried poop. Quickly grabbed a snake, the silver light flashed, the blade had already opened the poisonous snake's intestines, and steadily pulled out a purple snake gall from the snake's abdomen, and a knife was picked in the air, and the broken snake gall with juice fell into the rice wine.
Lin Zixian was speechless for a while, and then saw Shi Yuehua cut off the snake's head with a knife, turned the snake's body upside down, grabbed the snake's tail with one hand, and swiped it from the snake's tail to the snake's neck with the other. A stream of crimson blood rushed into the rice wine, and the still twisted body of the snake was thrown back into the tub. The technique is sophisticated, which shows that it is not the first time she has done such a thing.
After treating several poisonous snakes in a row, Shi Yuehua cleared his hands in the clean water in the wooden basin on the side, and then picked up the wine jar and shook it. I could hear the liquid swaying inside, and finally poured slightly reddish rice wine into the two bowls.
The aroma of rice wine is mixed with a hint of blood, giving people an eerie feeling, as if some kind of ancient ritual is being performed.
A bowl of rice wine was handed to Lin Zixian in the air, and Shi Yuehua said with a smile: "As long as I am a friend of the Miao people, I will always treat each other sincerely." After drinking this bowl of wine, if you have a different heart in the future, you will be like a snake in this wooden basin, and you will have no heart and no courage in your life, and you will die without a whole corpse. ”
"......" Lin Zi was speechless, wasn't it just for an answer? I'll give it to you if you open your mouth, don't you play like this, right? How do you feel weird and scary, as if you want to put some curse on Lao Tzu.
Lin Zixian really didn't want to drink this bowl of scary wine, but it didn't work if he didn't take it, people's minds had reached this point, so he could only stiffen his face, take the wine bowl with both hands, and look at the blood faintness brewing in the wine bowl that gradually dispersed, a little crying and laughing, big sister! You're too polite, aren't you?
"Come, I'll do it first." Shi Yuehua boldly picked up the wine bowl and drank it all.
No way? Do you want to drink it all in one gulp? Lin Zixian's expression froze, and he wanted to pinch his nose and pour it down, but finally gritted his teeth, held his breath and didn't smell the smell, and poured it into his stomach in one go.
A sip of sourness, a little bitterness, and a mouth full of bloody smell, Lin Zi smacked his mouth with sad eyes, feeling that the taste was indeed not good, but when the wine came to the stomach, it was a warm rise, which made people feel comfortable.
When Shi Yuehua saw him drink this bowl of wine, he immediately showed a happy smile, the kind of laughter from the heart, not the kind of giggle before.
She carried the wine jar, moved her position, sat on the edge of Lin Zixian, and poured a bowl of rice wine for Lin Zixian and herself, before greeting warmly: "Don't forget to eat vegetables when you drink, come and try this." Picked up the chopsticks and sandwiched a piece of fried baba in Lin Zixian's bowl.
Lin Zixian smirked and nodded, and by the way, he took the opportunity to spit out the strange smell in his mouth, lifted the chopsticks and picked up the fried baba and chewed it, and found that the entrance was crispy and glutinous, the meat was fragrant and sour, and he couldn't help but give a thumbs up and nodded: "It tastes good." ”
"I didn't lie to you, did I have a different taste?" When Shi Yuehua laughed heartily, she also sandwiched a bright red fried dried chili pepper into her mouth, chewing it deliciously.
Lin Zixian saw that she was eating so deliciously, and couldn't help but take a chili pepper to taste it in her mouth, but it was so spicy that her eyes almost didn't pop out, it was not ordinary spicy, it was so spicy that her tongue was numb, and she quickly picked up the blood rice wine and poured it.
Now I can't tell what the taste is in my mouth, sour and bitter, plus the hot spicy, mixed with the smell of blood, swallowed into the stomach together, a mouth is almost refreshed, I can't help but scream 'oh' and exhale, it's so cool, I've never eaten such a cool thing in my life.
Seeing him like this, Shi Yuehua couldn't help but show a mouthful of silver teeth, patted his thighs and giggled, laughing so hard that he trembled.
Lin Zixian fanned his mouth with both hands, and said with a cool breath: "It's super cool, ordinary people eat this thing, it is estimated that their appetite is really unbearable, and their stomachs are like stoves." ”
"Ordinary people can't afford me to be entertained like this, which is called sour and bitter, not sweet." Shi Yuehua chuckled, and pointed to other foods with chopsticks in his hand, "Try something else." ”
The situation between the two sides has been opened, and they have eaten anyway, and Lin Zi is idle and peaceful.
He was also a cheerful person, so he let go of this unique food, and found that it was really comfortable to eat these things, and although this alternative taste was not appetizing, it was also appetizing.
even took advantage of the wine, picked up the wine bowl and clinked glasses with Shi Yuehua and said, "Master Master, do another one!" ”
His unrestrained and unrestrained appearance made Shi Yuehua's eyes shine, with a little appreciation.
It's not that she hasn't entertained guests in this way before, but people obviously can't get used to eating their own Miao food, so they are all ordered, very polite, and reserved. For her, this practice often means looking down on her Miao people, unwilling to get close to her Miao people's customs, and thinking that Miao people are country people and have food underneath.
Lin Zixian's style suits her appetite, she naturally has a set of eyes for looking at people, and thinks that some details can reflect a person's character, and she now thinks that Lin Zixian's kind of person is obviously not bad.
After drinking a few bowls of wine, Shi Yuehua's cheeks were flushed, obviously a little drunk, and he patted Lin Zixian's shoulder and asked, "Brother Lin, you Han?" There are very few people who can make me look at it, because it is too hypocritical, and I think you are good...... I'm a little older than you, if you don't dislike me for being a mountain woman, why don't we take advantage of the wine to worship as sisters and brothers today, how about it? Although there was a slight sense of alcohol on his face, his bright eyes were still clear, paying attention to Lin Zixian's reaction.
The two chatted, Lin Zixian was very interested in her, and the title had unconsciously changed from 'Bishop Lin' to 'Brother Lin'.
"......" Lin Zi was stunned for a moment, which one is this singing, why did he think of swearing again? After a pause, he asked weakly, "Dare to ask how old is the sect leader?" ”
People who practice martial arts are physically fit, especially those who practice true internal strength, and the aging rate is not as fast as ordinary people, so they can't look at their age by appearances. Shi Yuehua looks like a beautiful young woman, but no matter how Lin Zixian looks at it, he suspects that she is over half a hundred years old.
"Three out of fifty." Shi Yuehua raised her head slightly, squinted her eyes slightly and asked, "What?" Think I'm too old? ”
Lin Zi was speechless, it's not strange, Lao Tzu is only thirty-one after the New Year, you are fifty-three years old, you can be my mother, you actually want to worship me as a sister and brother, what are you doing? He said weakly again, "Is this appropriate?" How do I feel suspicious of taking advantage of you? ”
Shi Yuehua spread a crossed leg, gently patted the reed mat with the soles of her white feet, bent her knees and pillowed her arms and asked, "Brother Lin, it seems that the old man Ling Lin was already a famous master in the former Qing Dynasty, right?" He was more than enough for me to be my senior, so in terms of seniority, there was nothing wrong with us being sisters and brothers together. The ancients still had a saying about forgetting the New Year...... Don't talk about other reasons, just give a refreshing word, are you willing? ”
"......" Lin Zi took this woman idly, thinking that it would not hurt to recognize a witch sect leader as his sister, so he slapped the table, picked up the wine bowl with both hands and said, "Senior sister, I respect you." ”
As soon as these words came out, the two were stunned at the same time, Lin Zixian's original intention was to take a word from the name of the other party's 'Shi Yuehua' and call it sister, but after calling out, he found out that he became 'senior sister', making the two seem to be sisters and brothers in the same school.
After Shi Yuehua was stunned, she obviously realized the other party's original intention, and suddenly laughed so much that she fell on the reed mat, slapping and rolling on the ground with laughter, almost not laughing out of tears. It took a while before he got up weakly, shook his head and smiled: "It's better to change your words, otherwise it's hard not to be misunderstood." ”
Lin Zixian raised his hand and patted his head, shook his head and smiled, and held the wine in both hands again and said, "Senior sister, I respect you." After saying this, I found it a little weird, and I couldn't help but think of the ancient famous prostitute Li Shishi. (Your support on this site is my biggest motivation.) )