"Little brother, you're too funny." Shi Yuehua glanced at him with a hint of banter in his eyes, obviously knowing the deep meaning of 'teacher', but he didn't care about this, why should the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes compete with the ancients.

She picked up the blood wine and greeted her, but instead of clinking glasses with Lin Zixian, she limped her arms and bent back with Lin Zixian's arms, and their arms were staggered together. Lin Zixian didn't understand what it meant, Shi Yuehua had already smiled and said: "There is no incense case here, and there is no way to pluck the soil for incense to worship, let's just drink a glass of wine, and tie the knot forever. ”

"What... What? A glass of wine? Lin Zixian's eyes almost didn't pop out, and he hurriedly withdrew his hand and said, "Senior sister, are you mistaken?" It seems that a husband and wife drink a glass of wine, right? ”

Shi Yuehua took his hand, shook his head and smiled: "Hugh is the shame of that little child, as long as your heart is open, do you need to care about any rituals?" ”

"Uh......" Under the forced gaze of the other party's bright eyes, Lin Zixian swore with a wry smile: "Forever tie the knot with one heart, if there is a different heart, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed!" ”

Shi Yuehua chuckled, leaned over, her red lips caught the mouth of the bowl, and her bright eyes squinted at him to drink. Lin Zixian shook his head, thinking to himself what this is called, sure enough, people are drifting in the rivers and lakes, and any strange thing can be encountered. At this point, Lin Zixian had no choice but to drink the wine in one gulp, and drank a glass of wine seriously.

The two put down the wine glasses, Shi Yuehua moved the position of the wine jar again, and sat side by side with Lin Zixian, leaning together, and the distance between the two seemed to have narrowed a lot.

After filling the wine glasses of the two, Shi Yuehua hooked a jade arm on Lin Zixian's shoulder. It was purely a good taste of hooking shoulders and putting his back on his back, pulling Lin Zixian's neck and jokingly: "Little brother, you have called me senior sister, should I also change my name to your little brother." ”

Lin Zixian was tormented by her hooking shoulders and backs, if it was a man's shoulders and backs, it would be okay, but it was a woman, or a woman who had just married him. Hell, although this woman is old, she still looks like a young woman, and she has a plump and sultry body. Under such close contact, the arm will inevitably be rubbed by a soft and elastic thing, which makes people almost angry.

As soon as I heard Shi Yuehua's words. Lin Zixian hurriedly took the opportunity to pull down the arm she hooked up on his shoulder, and begged for mercy: "Senior sister, you spare me, it's too indecent to call the little brother, it's better to call the little brother." ”

Shi Yuehua giggled, his arm rested on his shoulder again, his slender jade fingers hooked his chin provocatively, and he exhaled like a landy joke: "What? I think I'm old, or I think I'm dirty, sister, can't I drink too much and lean on you for a while? Or rather, I'm afraid I'm a tigress. Will it eat you? Or, your mind is not pure, and I want to be wrong with my sister? I warn you, I'm your sister now, and you can't think of me. ”

Is Lao Tzu wronged? It's obvious that you're teasing me, okay! Lin Zi hurriedly turned around. If you toss it any longer, you have to wipe the gun and go off, and said again and again: "I said senior sister, just let me go, I'm thin-skinned, I really can't help but laugh." ”

"Giggles!" Shi Yuehua suddenly laughed and trembled, but there was no slightest confusion in her clear eyes. There was a faint flash of appreciation, as a woman of this age, she came from a young and beautiful person, and she knew what virtues men had. Although she is old, she knows that her appearance is still lethal to men, and she is very relieved to see that Lin Zixian can sit still without chaos, which can be regarded as really taking the sworn just now seriously from the bottom of her heart.

"Death Phase!" Shi Yuehua's pointed index finger poked at Lin Zixian's head, bent one thigh heroically, scooped up his chopsticks, picked up a red pepper, and took a crispy bite into the lower half of his mouth, and the chopsticks took the remaining half of the red pepper and handed it to Lin Zixian's mouth, saying, "Eat." ”

Lin Zixian shrank his head suspiciously, picked up the chopsticks with his hand, and said embarrassedly: "I'll come by myself, don't bother." ”

Shi Yuehua pinched his chin, pinched his mouth open, and sent half of the bitten chili pepper into his mouth with a chopstick, almost not directly stabbing Lin Zixian's throat. slapped Lin Zixian's mouth shut again, and then said: "Sister, I'll pat your ass first, you eat this chili, and my sister will ask for something later." ”

Lin Zixian coughed, wrinkled his face and chewed the extremely spicy chili pepper into his stomach, drank a sip of blood wine, opened his mouth and spit out a hot breath, and said with a wry smile: "Senior sister has something to say, just say anything, and you will see the outside." But in my heart, I am like a mirror, knowing what the other party is going to say.

As expected, Shi Yuehua already looked at him playfully and said: "I said junior brother, there is an exam tomorrow, sister, I am still eating, drinking, and chatting with you, and I am about to become your third escort, you can't watch my sister fail the exam, right?" ”

Okay! It's not mine. Lin Zixian shook his head and said, "Senior Sister, I said that none of your eight major faction leaders are worry-free, isn't it just for the answer to the exam, just say no." Senior sister, wouldn't you and I just play on the spot for the answer? ”

As soon as these words came out, Shi Yuehua immediately grabbed his neck, put him down on himself, and pressed Lin's head on his plump thighs, the action was like a man flirting with a woman in a film and television drama.

Shi Yuehua stared down at him with an angry face and shouted: "Lin Zixian, my Miao people stand up to the sky, and my Shi Yuehua is the leader of the witch sect, and I have always done things above board, and I bow to you just to show my sincerity, otherwise do you think anyone can worship with me?" I've already made my mind clear, you and I are sisters and brothers, what's wrong with me asking for something? Have you forgotten the oath I just made, if there is a dissent, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed, but you look at me like this, what do you think of my teacher Yuehua? ”

How could Lin Zixian be so restrained by others, with a blow of his elbow, he wanted to knock the other party away, but as soon as he made a move, he felt wrong, and he bumped into the elastic softness on Shi Yuehua's chest, and he was suddenly a little dumbfounded. As soon as it touched it, the strength instantly weakened by half, and the elbow was retracted.

Shi Yuehua's internal cultivation is obviously higher than Lin Zixian's, but after receiving a blow from Lin Zixian, his body only shook, of course, it is also related to Lin Zixian's timely unloading.

However, Shi Yuehua looked at his chest with a red face, and also saw that Lin Zixian was unintentional, but he suddenly grabbed Lin Zixian's neck with his anger and shook it: "Okay, you Lin Zixian, you dare to eat my sister's tofu, I will strangle you." ”

Lin Zixian was embarrassed to resist anymore, his head rested on his fragrant legs, he was pinched and stuck out his tongue, and stammered and begged for mercy: "Teacher... Sister, strangled me... No one gave it to you... Answer. ”

Shi Yuehua bit her lip with her silver teeth, but she was just ashamed and angry, and she didn't really want to strangle him, so she lifted him up, sat on the ground and flew out a fair-skinned bare foot, and kicked it directly on Lin Zixian's ass.

"Damn!" Lin Zixian screamed, flew out, slapped his palms on the wall, and then kicked his feet on the wall, turning over and landing on the ground.

He also saw from the strength of the other party's shot that people did not mean to hurt him, so he rubbed his buttocks and neck, turned around and smiled bitterly: "I just said that there is no good feast, there will be no good feast, and I have to be beaten in exchange for a meal, am I wronged or not?" I said, Senior Sister, are you asking for someone? ”

Shi Yuehua held the plumpness of his chest with one hand, rubbed it exaggeratedly on the spot, and glared: "I'm all hurt, how can this account be calculated?" ”

Lin Zixian suddenly sweated heavily, and found that he couldn't reason with a woman, and this woman was not an ordinary tough, no matter how reasonable he was, if he rubbed his chest, he would definitely ignore it, he completely admitted defeat, and bowed weakly and said: "Senior sister, I was wrong, I will tell you the answer when I go back." ”

"No, lest anyone think that I have bad intentions and deliberately set up a scheme to deceive him." Shi Yuehua tilted her head to the side angrily.

Lin Zixian thought about whether to set up a bureau or not, don't you know in your heart? However, he immediately went around to the other side, bowed again in front of her, and said, "Senior sister, it has nothing to do with other things, it is the younger brother who sincerely wants to give the answer to honor his sister." ”

Shi Yuehua snorted coldly: "You said this, I didn't force you, you took the initiative to give me the answer." ”

"Yes." Lin Zi smiled and said, "Can't I beg my sister to accept it?" "This guy can also bend and stretch, and he can play anywhere.

Shi Yuehua's calm face suddenly became sunny, and she smiled and said: "It's about the same, come, little brother, come and sit, you have to eat a full stomach for big things." He hooked his index finger at Lin Zixian.

Lin Zixian was afraid of this woman, so he went around and sat down opposite her and said, "Forget it, I'd better stay away from you, otherwise my neck and ass will suffer again later." ”

"Yo! I also remembered my sister's hatred. Shi Yuehua chuckled, still carried the wine jar and moved to Lin Zixian's side, and said with a playful smile: "Or, my sister will give you a salute and apologize, help you rub your neck and buttocks, and you will help your sister rub the pain, let's eliminate our grievances?" ”

Lin Zixian's expression twitched for a while, and he found that this woman could really say anything, but it was not a way to let the other party suppress it like this, and his eyes flashed and said: "It's okay, this method is good." ”

I saw him roll up his two sleeves, put on a posture of Mimi Long's grasp, and grabbed Shi Yuehua's plump chest.

As a result, Shi Yuehua shot like the wind, and had already opened his two palms, and shouted with raised eyebrows: "You kid doesn't want to live anymore, you really want to eat my mother's tofu!" (Site. Your support is my biggest motivation. )