No.303 I have to eat supper for the second illness
"This is for people?"
Xiao Yiwen pointed to the foul-smelling "authentic Hunan Changsha stinky tofu" on the stall, and covered her mouth and nose with one hand, her face was ugly, and she was almost about to vomit.
And Wang Jian looked at the dark golden stinky tofu fried in the oil pot with drooling eyes, and looked at the oil pot and the soup from time to time.
This stinky tofu is probably the only gift that Wang Jian can use to treat himself in college, and every weekend when he returns from work, he will ask for ten yuan of stinky tofu at the corner of the snack street, and then go to a fast food restaurant to ask for a ten-yuan fish-flavored shredded pork topping. These two things became Wang Jian's reward for his hard work for a week, and he took these two things to sit on the lawn in the university, watching the students coming and going, no.303 middle school two diseases also have to eat supper Wang Jian felt very happy at that time, even if he recalls it now, he is still happy.
But Wang Jian loves to eat, which does not mean that Xiao Yiwen can afford to eat. The smell of this stinky tofu can be called disgusting, and at first glance it smells like a dry toilet in an old alley, and it stinks to the stomach.
"I can eat it." Wang Jian answered Xiao Yiwen very sincerely, and handed the stall owner twenty yuan, and then divided a box and gave it to Xiao Yiwen: "Try it." ”
"Don't!"
Xiao Yiwen not only didn't want it, but also ran away...... But she is a road blind, which direction she is running, she has no bottom in her heart, there are many people and cars on this road, if she runs away, Wang Jian really can't eat and walks around.
So Wang Jian had no choice but to carry instant noodles, junk food, and two servings of stinky tofu, so he chased after him. This is usually placed, and he can solve the problem in three or two steps, but now he has been hit by a shot in the ass, and his movements are quite inflexible, so he can't stop it all of a sudden.
And Xiao Yiwen was afraid that he would catch up and feed herself that smelly-like thing, so she didn't care whether Wang Jian was chasing her or not, she just ran forward with her head down.
"What kind of disease is this!" Wang Jian muttered to himself, and sighed that he had to eat supper for a no.303 middle and second disease. can only carefully avoid the flow of people, level the stinky tofu, and start chasing Xiao Yiwen.
This one is running and chasing after the other, Wang Jian seems to be familiar in his mind. If you think about it carefully, I'm afraid it will only appear in movies and TV series, especially when the heroine sees through the actor's conspiracy or catches rape in bed, this drama of you chasing me will be staged immediately, and it is usually accompanied by pouring rain and the heroine's miserable shouts of "you go away, you go away".
However, it is also thanks to the fact that there are more passers-by on the snack street around the school, and Xiao Yiwen obviously belongs to the category of people who are incorporeal, so the distance between her and Wang Jian quickly shrank to one meter. This is because Wang Jian's hands can't be empty, otherwise he would have grabbed her back collar.
Maybe it's because of her sixth sense or something, at this time, Xiao Yiwen actually glanced back, and when she saw Wang Jian following behind her, she was suddenly shocked, and turned her head and prepared to continue to rush forward.
But as soon as he turned his head, he hit someone else, and then because of the recoil force. The thin Xiao Yiwen took a few steps back, planted directly on Wang Jian's chest, and then rushed forward. Kankan will fall to the ground.
Although Wang Jian's buttocks injury affected his speed, there was nothing less in his hands, although his hands were already full of things, but he still bent his arms, and he hooked Xiao Yiwen up stiffly, as if he was carrying a kitten.
"I'm sorry, she's stupid."
Wang Jian can now be said to see Xiao Yiwen's big head, in comparison, the second of natural two is just because it is easy to immerse himself in his own virtual world and ignore the real interaction with the outside world. But Siu Yat-man...... She is the ultimate ** in life, no wonder even her identical twin brother thinks that this guy has developed to the point where there is no medicine to save her.
If you put her and natural two together for an in-depth analysis. Natural two before committing two. Her mind is spinning at a super high speed, constantly fantasizing about what will happen to this place in a few minutes, what kind of results these things will lead to, and what kind of impact these results will have on this world.
But what about Xiao Yiwen...... She commits two all the time. If someone asked her what she thought before committing the second crime, she would innocently think about it for a long time, and then shake her head innocently to say that she didn't know. And until now, she still stubbornly thinks that she is a princess, and the reason why she is now mixed with Wang Jian and his gang is just a private interview with Weifu.
So she often has some incomprehensible thoughts, as if she runs away when she sees stinky tofu pulling her legs, maybe she has already deeply substituted herself into the role she once set for herself, such as the princess of the magic empire in another world, and Wang Jian and the stinky tofu in his hands have become hostile national spies who want to feed her poison. Otherwise, Wang Jian would not be able to explain why she would run away so desperately.
But even so, Wang Jian had to apologize for her after she bumped into someone. Although the rich second generation and the big guy with the green dragon tattoo on his chest are all scum in Wang Jian, it doesn't mean that Wang Jian can step on someone's feet and not apologize.
"What are you doing here?"
Wang Jian was stunned for a moment, feeling that this voice was quite familiar, and when he looked up, he found that it was actually a panda with big chopsticks in his hand around an apron, his small cart was not far away, and his beautiful girlfriend was busy cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks.
"Why are you here?"
Originally, it was said that whose lower plate was so stable, and after being hit by an adult woman who was running, he could still bounce the person who hit the person away, but now after finding out that it was a panda, Wang Jian knew that Xiao Yiwen hit him, who would fly if she didn't fly?
"Do business, the city management won't let it go, I'll come over." The panda's greasy hand wiped on the apron: "What's the matter?" You two are here to play a deep and rainy relationship? ”
"Love a fart." Wang Jian waved his hand: "Don't mention it, follow the girl out, it's fatal." ”
And Xiao Yiwen took away Wang Jian far away, and there was a tendency to run away as soon as she saw that something was wrong.
"How's business?"
"Generally, the gross profit is three hundred." Panda looked at his watch: "Ha a week is my appearance, I was unlucky in the lottery, and I drew a taekwondo master." ”
"What? You still beat him and don't win? While chatting with the panda, Wang Jian beckoned to Xiao Yiwen: "Come to the bowl." ”
Xiao Yiwen took out a doll and wanted to throw it at Wang Jian, but when she saw half of it, she looked up and felt a little reluctant, so she took out a pack of tissues from her pocket and threw it on Wang Jian's head: "You just went to the bowl!" ”
"You've changed girls again? Good pomp. The panda glanced at Xiao Yiwen. Then he whispered to Wang Jian: "Is there something wrong with your brain?" Such a girl is unacceptable, there is a man in my hometown who married a frustrated sister, and when cooking, he used lead powder as rice flour and marinated meat, and the man went to the hospital after eating. I played and played in bed, and after playing for two days, I went to see Comrade Xiaoping. ”
Wang Jian glanced at Xiao Yiwen: "She can't cook, it's fine." Come here! ”
Xiao Yiwen walked to Wang Jian's side with great reluctance, sat down tremblingly, and her eyes were still staring at the two boxes of stinky tofu on the table.
"What's wrong with her?" The panda was a little curious when he saw Xiao Yiwen's expression: "What's this expression?" ”
Xiao Yiwen pitifully pointed to the stinky tofu in Wang Jian's hand, and said aggrievedly: "He wants to give me......"
As soon as he heard her words, the panda decided that this guy was a new human who couldn't communicate. So I didn't go to this guy at all, just picked up a cigarette and tried to say in standard Mandarin: "Go home early, this street is full of fish and dragons, there is a lot of garbage, and the old man selling fish balls next to him said that there are still people who collect protection money here." ”
"Don't make a fuss, you think this is Causeway Bay, and there are people who charge protection money." Xiao Yiwen said with disdain: "I don't believe it." ”
While talking. A few ruffian cubs came to the panda's stall, a steady one, and beckoned the panda to serve food.
Panda's girlfriend quickly got what they wanted. But those guys actually began to deliberately make things difficult, saying that the varieties were not complete, obviously one person asked for ten beef balls, but only eight came up.
Panda's girlfriend said it was impossible, and one of the guys with an obvious hair salon shampoo scissors and blowing little brother pointed to his convenient bowl: "You count it out." ”
As soon as Wang Jian heard this, he stood up and was about to use the hot soup to buckle the guy's face plate, but he was stopped by the panda, and the panda sighed: "These few have come several times, and they don't give money every time." ”
"Then you can bear with it, you are still such a big man." Xiao Yiwen pouted beside her with disdain: "It's really useless." ”
The panda smiled: "It doesn't matter if you eat something, just give it to the one who asks for food." Business still has to be done, so that these few people will not be in a bad mood. ”
"This is the typical Ah Q spirit! I don't allow it! Xiao Yiwen frowned, pouted, and twisted her eyebrows: "You have to resist unfairness with all your strength!" My dad looked down on me, and I'm proving it to him now. ”
"Okay, okay, no need to show off." Wang Jian took out a chopstick and was aiming: "I bet you won't be able to throw it." ”
Panda at a glance. Hurriedly stopped: "Cauldron!" I'm still going to do business here, and I won't be able to survive if you do this. ”
"Don't worry." Wang Jian squinted his eyes and smiled: "Let you see what a little bully is, I was a tyrant in the village back then, and I almost forgot about this stubble when I grew up." ”
Xiao Yiwen's eyes widened: "Do you also flirt with women?" ”
Wang Jian was stunned for a moment, and shook his head helplessly: "It's all women who tease me......
With that, he waved at the panda. Panda Zhiquer stood up and walked to his girlfriend's side, talking good things energetically.
And Wang Jian pointed at Xiao Yiwen: "Look at the point, what is a professional looking for trouble." ”
After speaking, he stood up, came to the panda's table, sat down as soon as he sat down, picked up the mobile phone that was washed, cut and blown, and fiddled: "Hey, big brother." How do you unlock this iPhone? ”
The gang of little bastards who came to find trouble were all blinded, and all along, they relied on their wonderful surnames, and successfully made many people not only dare not provoke them, but even had to walk around when they saw them on the road. This kind of power and murderous aura made them very complacent, but today, when they just lost all their money and came out to find something to eat, Wang Jian was so brainless that he came over and had nothing to do...... The first thing that comes to their mind is not anger, but fun, like playing with the mentally retarded.
"Call Daddy, Daddy will help you unlock it."
"What about emergency calls?" Wang Jian blinked, his eyes were full of innocence: "Emergency calls should jump the lock screen directly." ”
Several other people looked at Wang Jian's eyes like a fool, and the one who was looking for a panda directly scolded: "Stupid." ”
But Wang Jian smiled slightly, his hand trembled, and the mobile phone fell directly into a glass of freshly poured boiled water, almost at the same time, the Apple mobile phone, which was as luxurious as it wanted, turned off the phone with bubbles.
"! Grandson, you're sick! ”
Wang Jian hurriedly took the phone out of the water cup, wiped it on his sleeve, and returned the phone. Accompanied by a smiling face: "Sao Rui Sao Rui...... It's not good for me, I'll please. ”
"I'll please your mother! , you want to die, don't you? Blue Scissors Blowing distressed took his mobile phone that had been flooded, and rose up from the vicious card table. Pointing at Wang Jian: "Don't say anything, pay for it." ”
"Okay, I'll pay for it." Wang Jian seemed to be surprisingly good at talking, and apologized with a smile: "Blame me, blame me." ”
"Compensation? How much do you lose? Blue Scissors glanced up and down at Wang Jian, and said disdainfully: "Go back and ask your mother to send you money, don't say that I Qi San'er is blackmailing you, this mobile phone is a limited edition." Forget about 9,000 and 5, you can get more than 10,000 if you buy it. ”
Wang Jian grew his mouth and said exaggeratedly: "More than 10,000 ah......"
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up." The red scissors were blowing next to him in front of a good person, patting the blue shoulder and saying to Wang Jian: "This girl has no patience. ”
Wang Jian raised his head and snorted, and said honestly, "Okay...... I'm going to call. ”
After speaking, Wang Jian took out his broken mobile phone under their gaze, but although he dialed. But he dialed the ambulance directly, and after dialing, he raised his head and asked, "Where is this?" Otherwise, when someone comes, they won't be able to find it, delaying the time of several big brothers. ”
Then, while holding the address, the red hair urged Wang Jian to hurry up and find someone to lose money, but Wang Jian just said into the phone: "Come quickly...... People are hurt! ”
After hanging up the phone, Wang Jian looked at his watch: "A few big brothers, they will come in fifteen minutes...... Don't worry, don't worry. ”
None of them are in a hurry, but Xiao Yiwen is in a hurry...... She thought she was a princess, not only a princess, but also a righteous princess of the Holy Magic Empire. She had never seen this formation, and rushed in front of Wang Jian in two steps, and scolded: "How can you do this! Aren't you usually fierce? Fierce one! ”
As she spoke, Xiao Yiwen also gestured her middle finger at the blue washer, scissors, and blowing: "Trash." ”
"Oops, beauty. If you talk about a few brothers, the brothers will not be happy. "The blue washing scissors blow after seeing Xiao Yiwen's appearance clearly. I originally wanted to use the topic to play, but it instantly turned into ecstasy: "Beauty, where is it, why haven't I seen you, you are much more beautiful than Xiaohong in the fluttering hair salon, do you want my brother to take you out at night." ”
Xiao Yiwen snorted coldly and widened her eyes: "Get out!" ”
"Ouch, the little beauty is angry." As she spoke, she was ready to put her arms around Xiao Yiwen's waist.
And Wang Jian looked at his watch: "Bear with me." ”
The red scissors laughed, and said to Xiao Yiwen: "Seeing how sensible your boyfriend is, let you bear with it." ”
"No." Wang Jian shook his head, and then his hands were like shuttles, and two pairs of chopsticks nailed all four hands to the table, and the whole process didn't even make the other party feel pain: "I'm asking you two to endure it, there are still twelve minutes." ”
Then, he smiled at the green shampoo who seemed to have drunk too much, but was now awakened by fright: "Hello." ”
Before the green scissors could reply, the two people who were nailed to the table by Wang Jian screamed at that time, and the pain of the back of their hands being penetrated made them feel nothing, and they just cared about lying on the table and urinating. But they could only howl and not move, because their hands were nailed, and any movement felt like cutting flesh.
"You guessed that right, I'm just looking for trouble." Wang Jian rolled his eyes, swished a few times, pulled out the chopsticks in their hands, and threw a few pairs of bloodstained chopsticks into the garbage bin more than ten meters away.
"I didn't waste you, don't be too nervous."
Wang Jian spoke lightly, and put his feet on the stool, supporting his chin with one hand: "Go back and tell your boss, what he owes someone, if he doesn't pay it back within three days, he will die, someone paid me to get rid of him, but the price given by the people over there is too low, I only bring a letter, you can do it yourself." ”
The pain of having a bloody hole in the hand is definitely more painful than hemorrhoids surgery, so what Wang Jian said there, they didn't listen to it at all, they just cared about screaming there, and attracted a bunch of people who should come and shouldn't come.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Wang Jian suddenly stood up and pulled up the blue shampoo-shrunk hair: "Kneel." ”
This kneeling, low tone, but this low tone. Lan Mao, who was already in pain, knelt down at the first time.
And Wang Jian turned his head to look at the red one: "Do you want me to call?" ”
In this way, three thugs, who were quite famous here, fell to their knees, and two of them were still bleeding......
Those who are around the audience. In fact, they were also very cold-blooded, after seeing this scene, not only did they not panic, but they watched with interest, and some people even cheered for Wang Jian.
Soon, an ambulance came and picked up the three people. And the ambulance just left. The 110 patrol car swayed over, but after coming, he asked if there was a fight. But no one spoke to the gang who watched the excitement for a long time, and Wang Jian even sat there eating stinky tofu with relish, as if nothing had happened.
110 Seeing that no one spoke, he naturally just muttered a few words of complaint and left the scene, and replied to the main station that it was a false alarm. And those audiences also left after watching a good show. After all, Wang Jian still has a lot of aura when he sits there, and ordinary people who don't know him can't get close at all.
"Are you a pervert...... Xiao Yiwen asked Wang Jian with wide eyes: "Why did you do such a cruel thing." You don't care at all. ”
Wang Jian silently raised his head and swallowed the last piece of stinky tofu: "What did I do?" ”
Xiao Yiwen imitated Wang Jian with her hands and dances, after all, she was a professional actor, although she was not only not murderous but also quite cute, but she was really a little similar: "This way." ”
The panda walked up at this time and walked in front of Wang Jian: "I am your ancestor!" Steal the limelight from Lao Tzu......"
"You're not going to be looking for trouble." Wang Jian waved his hand: "If you want that kind of unnatural pretense, it seems that you are unfathomable." “
And Xiao Yiwen sighed and reminisced: "But that's quite natural." ”
Wang Jian gestured with scissor hands: "Rely on acting skills." ”
The panda sighed: "Roll on, Lao Tzu is going to close the stall, and I am not in the mood to do it." ”
"Hey, you haven't said anything about your battle with that karate. Where are you going? ”
"It's taekwondo, you'll know next week." The panda stood up and took off his apron: "You killed me, there will definitely be a police officer tomorrow to get Lao Tzu." ”
"You can do it, you can find a way to go yourself."
After speaking, he took Xiao Yiwen and turned around and left. After returning to the martial arts hall, Xiao Yiwen told stories to the people in the house. and also acted while talking, not only playing Wang Jian but also playing the panda, and even playing the washing, cutting and blowing combination, which made the house happy.
"You can do it, take my princess sister out to fight and find trouble, I count you ruthless. She is such a boring person, she will never give up if she doesn't talk about it for three months. Dawei threw a can of Wangzi milk to Wang Jian: "Also, who will explain to me what this box of instant noodles is made of?" To laugh at my youth? ”
Wang Jian stretched out his hand and pointed at Xiao Yiwen: "Ask her." ”
And he was laughing and laughing here, but Jiang Zhiyuan at the other end was dull, he sat alone in the living room, silently playing a game of chess with himself. Although locking up his sister cured his heart disease, he himself was really in a situation where there was no turning back.
Now he can be said to have offended everything that should be offended, and he has his own system, and those high-ranking officials involved in the crime are now seeing him as if they have seen a plague god. In fact, for him, this is really no good, after all, what he wanted to grind hard from the mouths of those officials has now all turned into nothing. After all, those who are officials are the smartest people in the whole of China, and since they are now on guard against him Jiang Zhiyuan, then ...... If you want to get some information, it can be said that it is difficult to get into the sky.
After all, what he wants to pounce on now is the underworld, and he has hooked up with some important people or is simply a celebrity, not something that Kaizi can look up to on the streets.
And from the time he began to investigate this matter, many leaders or acquaintances began to hint at it, but for these, Jiang Zhiyuan laughed at all by pretending to be stupid.
Now it seems that there is no problem, but when it comes to catching the big fish at the end of the later stage, this will inevitably touch the fundamental interests of some people, and if you deal with the crazy counterattack of these people whose vital interests are touched, it is even more complicated and dangerous than anti-black revenge.
"Zhiyuan, it looks like you're in a bad mood."
"yes, it's so late, and the old man hasn't slept yet?" Jiang Zhiyuan raised his head and took a look: "This is not your style." ”
"You kid, it's not big or small." The old man who came down from the second floor came to Jiang Zhiyuan's side and began to take over the endgame he had put forward: "Fluttershy's girl called me to complain just now, it seems that you are going to play real this time?" ”
"I'll report it to you, chief." Jiang Zhiyuan raised his eyelids and glanced at the old man opposite: "You can sleep peacefully now." ”
"Boy, don't play this game with me. I'm wondering what makes you annoyed like this, you've had a problem since you were a child, and whenever you can't figure out something, you play chess with yourself and don't talk. ”
"There is no need to say whether it is good or not." Jiang Zhiyuan couldn't cry or laugh: "Don't mix with it." ”
"Say, I'll give you an analysis."
Jiang Zhiyuan glanced up at his grandfather, exhaled a breath, and then told him what he was worried and worried about, as well as the situation he was facing.
"Oh......" the old man let out a long sigh, "but there is one thing you must be mistaken. ”
Jiang Zhiyuan was stunned: "What? ”
"It's Sun Desheng's two boys." The old man easily ate the chess pieces in Jiang Zhiyuan's hand: "You separate them, this is not right." ”
"But ......"
"No, but." The old man was happy: "This kind of thing, I've seen it a lot in my life." Since neither of them has officially fired yet, it means that they are still taboo about Lao Sun, since they are both taboo about Lao Sun, that is to say, they still have some feelings for their own family, do you know what I mean? ”
Jiang Zhiyuan is not Jiang Caidie, of course he understands. His grandfather's meaning is very clear, when he estimated the situation, he took out the second and third grandsons separately and calculated, this is of course an idealized state, even if they fight to the death, but once there is an invasion by foreign enemies, I am afraid that their think tank will not allow them to bite each other anymore, after all, the Kuomintang and the Communist Party have times of cooperation, not to mention two brothers with one mother.
Jiang Zhiyuan knew this at the time, he hummed and raised his head: "Then what do you have in mind?" ”
"Isn't there a third party?" The old man smiled, "Wang Jian, I asked Fluttershy not to check on him, just to pave the way for you." This power should not be underestimated, and it is definitely no less than any trump card you hold in your hand, and it can even fight you alone. ”
"How is it possible, he is a grass people."
"Grass people? That's the energy behind you don't know him. Hehe. ”
The old man was a little tricky, but Jiang Zhiyuan was a little clear, and his eyes widened: "You mean ......?"
"What do you think of someone who can repeatedly break the rules but don't need anyone to touch them?"
"I, hmm...... I got a rough idea. ”
"It's impossible for you to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight at this time, but what you have to do is very simple, right?"
"Out-of-range?" Jiang Zhiyuan frowned: "But it is unlikely to be realized." ”
"You, it's right not to let you play politics." The old man shook his head: "You are suitable for leading troops to fight, but you are not suitable for court deliberations." Go back and figure it out for yourself, you're not Fluttershy, you have to make your own judgment and analysis. ”rq!!!