No.304 A man's wife's coconut heart
"Huanhuan, what are you doing?"
Standing at the gate of Liang Huanhuan's city with a basin of washed clothes, he looked at Liang Huanhuan who was pouting his ass and reaching under the bed. Even with her wisdom, she couldn't analyze the meaning of what Liang Huanhuan was doing now.
"Me." Liang Huanhuan struggled to pull out a big box from under the bed: "Xiao Yiwen's little lady doesn't believe that I have been in love, I'll prove it to her." ”
"This ...... How can this be proven? ”
Natural two is also stupid.,I've been in love.,Actually, as long as you know.,There's nothing to prove at all.,What a gift or love letter.,In fact, it doesn't mean that you've been in love......
But what makes Natural Two feel even more strange is that these guys ...... How did Wang Jian take Xiao Yiwen to fight all the way to love such a thing? And not only did he talk about it, but now he also made a show to verify his body.
Watching Liang Huanhuan carefully take out a small square bag with oil paper as a base, wrapped in plastic wrap and plastic bags, and sealed with wax sealing process, the hairs on the natural second body stood up, and asked cautiously: "You...... You...... Are you going to use an explosives pack? ”
Liang Huanhuan turned his head viciously, looked at Natural Er's cruel smile, and then began to open the square bag in front of Natural Er.
This bag is a cube with a length, width and height of about 40 centimeters, which is actually not a small guy, but quite large. And it was also tightly wrapped by Liang Huanhuan's inner and outer three layers, after opening the wax layer, plastic layer and oil paper layer. The second natural person was surprised to find that there was still a layer of asbestos under the oil paper, and there was a layer of solidified gypsum under the asbestos......
"Huanhuan...... Do you have a shriveled human head in it? ”
Tian Er's voice began to tremble, and a strange picture generated by her imagination had now appeared in her mind - Liang Huanhuan's way to prove that she had been in love was to show Xiao Yiwen her ex-boyfriend's skull that had not rotted for many years in a multi-layered sealed environment that she had cut off and preserved, and the water had been absorbed by gypsum and asbestos and became shriveled and thin......
It's a scary picture, not only scary. is also full of a thriller and suspense plot unique to horror films, which makes Tianji 's first reaction actually be "The Silence of the Lambs". And Liang Huanhuan has also changed, from a man's wife to a perverted murderer.
"That's it!" Liang Huanhuan let out a sigh of relief. Holding the cube that had already lost weight, bypassing the natural two, he muttered to Xiao Yiwen, who was sitting on the sofa waiting for Liang Huanhuan to announce the results: "You scum who has never held hands with a man will not understand." ”
Xiao Yiwen's face was full of disdain. Pouted: "I don't know how many men are chasing me." ”
"Do you know that the two are happy?" Liang Huanhuan raised his eyebrows: "You are a big vase." ”
"You're the vase!" Xiao Yiwen is very taboo for others to say that she is a vase, as soon as Liang Huanhuan said it, she was anxious: "I'm not a vase, why are you like this!" ”
"Have you ever seen a vase that would repair its own gun?" Liang Huanhuan was wearing small hot pants, sitting cross-legged on the sofa, her box was on her slender and slender thigh, and she was using a knife to pry the last layer of her box with an all-wooden shell: "When you are a vase, you must have the consciousness of being a vase, you see that Sister Zhiling has become a vase for the Spring Festival Gala." ”
"I'm more famous than her!"
"That's what you think you do, at least your breasts won't be big or small." Liang Huanhuan pried hard at the end of the last sentence. The wooden board fell, and then she carefully placed the box on the coffee table: "Look, I'm actually in love." ”
When she got it, even Bai Fumei Liang Xiaotian, who had never said a word, sat up straight and looked into the box.
"What kind of garbage is this." Xiao Yiwen took out a handful of strange things: "What is this?" ”
Liang Huanhuan snatched the thing Xiao Yiwen was holding: "You can't afford to pay for it." ”
And at this time. After trying on the wooden shoes made by Wang Jian, Xiao Jin walked out of the room, and the wooden shoes under his feet were sloppy. She originally wanted to show off her new shoes, but she found that no one's attention was on her, so she was disappointed, but also curious about Liang Huanhuan's box, and stretched out her head to look at it for a long time. Blink a few times: "Is this a new trash can?" Such a big garbage can? ”
"You're the garbage can! Get lost. Liang Huanhuan took out a stack of paper wrapped in plastic wrap from inside, thick, and about 150 pages by eyesight: "This is a love letter that my sister has received, all from the same person." ”
Then, she took out three more ceramic figurines, which should look like a family of three, and she put them on the table: "This is a gift from him when I was sixteen years old." ”
"It was given when I was eighteen." Liang Huanhuan laughed and took out a music box, on which was a glass ball, the glass ball was filled with water, and as soon as he pressed the clockwork, the small windmill inside would follow: "But the clockwork was broken by me, and it can't ring." ”
Then, she took out all the gifts and set a table full of them. A comb, a hand warmer, a bottle of cough syrup that has been drunk empty but washed, a ticket to an aquarium, a ticket stub for an aquarium, a fireworks that have been lit but is still in good shape, a dried lavender bunch, a sketch full of love, a brooch, a pair of gloves and a scarf.
It's worth noting here that the scarf is clearly masculine, not necessarily of high grade, but it does look quite thick, and the gloves are the kind of cute pink band...... Patterned girly gloves.
"That's all."
Tian Er lay on the armrest of the sofa, and his mouth was slurking: "You keep it all, so what about him now?" I'm going to check it out. ”
Liang Huanhuan's expression darkened: "I don't know ......"
"Why don't you know? Even if it's an ex-boyfriend, it won't become an enemy. Xiao Jin squinted his eyes and asked, "Did he get you pregnant and disappear?" ”
Liang Huanhuan shook his head: "Because our identities were required to be kept secret before, we must have a true and complete resume." So I studied in regular junior high school and high school. I also studied at a regular university. This guy...... He's a fool. ”
"What do you mean?" Xiao Yiwen sighed: "What a stupid person." ”
Liang Huanhuan ate a lollipop, clasped his hands on his knees, and pointed to the letters: "Whether you believe it or not, I haven't replied to him." ”
At this moment, Wang Jian also took a shower and walked out, and without saying a word, he picked up Liang Huanhuan's crystal ball: "This is fun." ”
"Don't touch me!" Liang Huanhuan snatched the crystal ball with his hand and held it in his arms: "Go, go." You rough gorilla, go away a little. ”
Wang Jian was stunned: "Thirty or forty yuan things...... As for it. ”
"This is a baby given to her by her first love." Xiao Jin tilted his head back with a look of disdain. The tone was also strange: "The gold is very expensive." ”
Wang Jian turned his head and glanced at Tianrener: "Do you have any treasures?" ”
Tianji raised his head, thought for a while, and suddenly laughed. Pointing to the two rows of leeks planted in pots on the balcony, he clapped his hands: "I have a lot of leeks!" ”
"Forget it......" Wang Jian waved his hand: "You go take a bath." ”
Xiao Yiwen was quite dissatisfied with Wang Jian's interruption, she raised her head and stared at Wang Jian: "Can you be quiet?" ”
"You were arguing with her just now." Xiao Jin blinked: "Do you want to be so limitless, do you all think it's fun to bully Lao Wang?" Believe it or not if I kill you? ”
Wang Jian waved his hand: "Forget it, I'm used to it, just be happy." ”
Xiao Yiwen pouted and didn't make a stubble, but just urged Liang Huanhuan to hurry up and tell the story.
And Liang Huanhuan seems to have been completely immersed in his own memories, his eyes are wandering, and he is wandering out of the world.
"You're so lively every night that you don't let people sleep?" Dawei suddenly walked back from outside at this time, holding a bowl of hot preserved egg and lean porridge in his hand: "I heard Liang Huanhuan's voice eight hundred meters away." ”
After speaking. He gently put the bowl of porridge in front of Bai Fumei, and whispered, "You didn't eat much at night, eat a little." ”
His hand caused boos, and even Xiao Yiwen booed his younger brother for a long time. But Dawei's cheek. It is definitely not comparable to ordinary people, he actually regarded this disdainful boo as nothing, snorted silently, helped Xiaotian put the porridge in the bowl, and personally went to the balcony to pick a handful of leeks to the kitchen to give his Bai Fumei eggs to eat......
"Actually, I personally still like Wang Jian's thoughtfulness." Xiao Yiwen seems to have changed from an ignorant and brainless sister to a confidant big sister: "As a woman, I don't need much care. What I needed was listening and understanding. ”
"Why is this so familiar?" Xiao Jin rolled his eyes: "Are you using the lines in your movie to make up the numbers?" Do you know what it means to listen and understand? ”
"No...... I don't know. ”
And Liang Huanhuan sighed, lay lazily on the sofa, resting his head on Bai Fumei Xiaotian's thighs, and raised his head to look at people's fair-skinned and smooth chins: "Sister, you are still wary of us." In fact, you have already verified it, for the sake of Dawei, as long as you are not a murderer, our king will protect you. This guy is very emotional. ”
"You've finally said nice things about me." Wang Jian smiled, turned around and entered the room: "You talk, I'll sleep." ”
Seeing Wang Jian leaving, Liang Huanhuan immediately turned over and sat up, and said with a mysterious face: "Because the army has regulations, it is absolutely not allowed to fall in love before retirement, so once you fall in love...... I will be expelled from the olive leaf, not to mention the subsidy of more than 6,000 a month, and I will not have the opportunity to go abroad for free. So of course I didn't dare say yes to that fool. ”
Just as Liang Huanhuan was about to continue, there was a knock on the door.
"Who...... It's the middle of the night. She reluctantly walked over to open the door, but halfway through, her muscles suddenly tensed, and the cat bent down and felt a slight punch from the place where the curtain was covered, and then waved to the people in the house, and said with her mouth: "Enter the house!" ”
And Wang Jian also walked out at this time, leaned against the door, and looked up at Liang Huanhuan: "Open the door...... I was poured into vomit yesterday, although I was not drunk, but I really couldn't bear it, so I went to bed early. From seven o'clock, make a chapter...... If you have time in the afternoon, there will be. rq