"Well said, well said!" I am also smiling, my father often said to me, to be a man to have a variety of flowers and less thorns, not to mention to make friends with local tyrants, "everyone is a classmate, take care of each other, help each other!" ”

Ao Xiaogui took out a white dangling thing from his pocket and handed it over with a smile: "Brother Chao, it's a little meaning, you can play with it!" The white jade of the Han Dynasty with tiger stripes has sunk for thousands of years at the bottom of the East China Sea! It is said to ward off evil spirits! ”

"Ward off evil spirits!" I was startled, and the gods also avoided evil? Aren't they all evil and avoid immortals? No wonder people say that the Dragon King of the East China Sea is the richest immortal, and this grandchild is an antique of the Han Dynasty, this is the rhythm of being rich and oily, there is a lot of oil in the East China Sea, right?

"Don't, don't, it's too precious!" I hurriedly pushed back, "Where can I afford it?" ”

"Brother Chao, if you don't accept it, you will look down on me, if you look down on me, you will look down on our East China Sea, and if you look down on the East China Sea, you will look down on the Dragon Clan!" Ao Xiaogui looked like he had been greatly wronged.

"Then, then I'll take it first! I've just arrived, and I need more guidance from you if I don't understand! "Coke blossomed in my heart, the jade of the Han Dynasty, it is said that a piece of jade in the Qing Dynasty can be exchanged for a good car, how can this jade of the Han Dynasty also be exchanged for a house, right?

"Isn't that easy?" Ao Xiaogui slapped his chest loudly, "Wrap it on me, I've been studying here for thirty years, and all kinds of doorways are clear!" ”

My heart jumped, I'm not even twenty years old, and you've been reading for thirty years? Hurriedly asked weakly: "Ao Xiaogui, how old are you?" ”

Ao Xiaogui was stunned, he didn't expect me to ask this question, and after thinking for a while, he hesitated and said, "Me?" I don't remember clearly, it's probably about the age of fourteen, right? Equivalent to the human world, about 130 years old! Oops, this immortal clan has lived too long, and they basically don't remember their age much! ”

I counted on my fingers, one hundred and thirty years old, that is estimated to be from the Qing Dynasty!

"Ao Xiaogui, I have some questions for you!" I don't understand it now, the old liar is sitting next to me in a daze, not knowing what to think.

"Just ask, I know everything, I can't say anything!" Ao Xiaogui is refreshing.

I organized the language, tried not to be too ignorant, and asked: "You see, the students in this class are basically the descendants of immortals, with a long lifespan and some immortal arts, why do you want to come to this 'Chaos Tree' training class?" ”

"Why did you go up to the Chaos Tree?" Ao Xiaogui thought that I was extremely idiotic in this question, "Don't you know that this is the fastest way to obtain gods and become gods?" If there is a trainee god position in the heavenly realm, the students of this class have the best chance of getting it! ”

"Brother Chao, you are a full man, you don't know how hungry a man is hungry! You have apprenticed gods, although it is just a land, but sooner or later it will also be a real god! We, the descendants of the immortals, have lived for a long time, but in the eyes of the heavenly realm, we are all orthodox demons! Ao Xiaogui complained.

"Demon? Why did you become a demon again? "I'm a little confused.

"If you have no name, you will live too long and not die, and if you don't enter reincarnation, you are like a demon! Sooner or later, it will be struck into reincarnation by the thunder! Seeing that I hadn't paid attention to his spirit, Ao Xiaogui began to explain: "Our descendants of immortals, our ancestors are all gods, and we can't cultivate into scattered immortals because of bloodline, so we can only find a way to become gods." However, there are several gods in the heavenly realm, and only when the gods enter the fruit position can the god position be vacated, and then we will fight for this vacancy! ”

"Fruit position?" A new term came out, and I was completely confused.

Ao Xiaogui had already seen that I, a trainee immortal, knew nothing about the heavenly realm, and while shaking his head and sighing at my shit luck, he explained according to his temperament: "Immortals also have status, and the highest immortal is called 'Cultivation Positive Fruit', also known as 'Proving Fruit', and will get a title, and this title is called Fruit Position!" ”

I kind of understand, Tang monks and apprentices went all the way west to learn scriptures, and the four apprentices desperately protected a waste, isn't it just to achieve positive results?

"The 'fruit position' is granted by the Heavenly Dao itself, and it can be encountered but not sought! Back then, my grandfather Ao Guang proved the 'Cangning De Tianlong' fruit position, and the god position of the lord of the East China Sea was inherited by my father! "Ao Xiaogui tirelessly gave examples, and I finally understood.

"Then what are you anxious about?" I made an idea for Ao Xiaogui, "Anyway, the Dragon King of the East China Sea must be a dragon species, you wait for your father to prove the fruit position, and then you can inherit your father's god position?" ”

"Just do what you say!" Ao Xiaogui said dejectedly, "As soon as the gods are nervous, I don't know when they will be there, even if one is released, the competition is fierce, and the heavenly realm has been reformed, and the inheritance system has been abolished and replaced with a test, saying that it is to be democratic and fair competition; Second, who said that the lord of the East China Sea must have a dragon seed? Ao, turtle, whale, kun and other aquatic tribes have long wanted to be the lord of the East China Sea, and they are all eyeing the throne! ”

"Alas, if only there were a few more gods in the heavenly realm! The Jade Emperor doesn't have a few more posts! "I'm also anxious for Ao Xiaogui, no wonder Erlang God is still so distressed when I give me a trainee god, I didn't expect the quota to be so tight, I really took shit luck.

"It's useless, the number of gods in this place, even what the Jade Emperor said!" Ao Xiaogui pursed his mouth, "Only Jiang Taigong's 'God List' can only be sealed with countless luck merits!" ”

"Mrs. Jiang? Jiang Ziya? "My heart is beating wildly, aren't I the authentic heir of Lao Jiang?

"yes!" Ao Xiaogui was a little strange to my cousin, "Although Jiang Taigong himself is not a god, but the 'god list' is in his hands, and no one knows where he went!" Besides, Jiang Taigong would not be willing to waste his luck and merits to help others become gods! ”

I was excited, this old man Jiang is still hiding from my only apprentice, making trouble for a long time, the personnel power of this heavenly realm is in his hands, and he has the power of this god, so he doesn't eat and drink spicy food?

"Are there still gods in the reincarnated immortals?" I asked in a whisper, this is called professionalism, never forgetting my mission.

Ao Xiaogui was stunned for a moment, and said: "The reincarnation of immortals is rare, and they are usually ordered to go down to earth, just find a pregnant woman to possess a baby and fool around!" This reincarnation is really rare, and the 'reincarnation disk' will not let it! But it seems that the gods are still there, as far as I know, Marshal Tianpeng was reincarnated as a pig, and the position of Marshal Tianpeng has been unreplaced, until he later achieved the position of 'Pure Altar Messenger', and then someone else was arranged! ”

I suddenly remembered that my head teacher is also a Wenqu star, but it is not a pure reincarnation, it is Ao Xiaogui who said that he came down to find a pregnant woman to possess the baby, and the real two lives are slowly awakened again, probably only Feng Sanniang's group of people who exploited loopholes.

Ao Xiaogui and I were chattering below, and now we were so excited to learn a secret that we didn't hear Wen Quxing say anything in front of the classroom, only his last sentence: "Class!" He hurriedly left without looking back, probably to catch up with Ao Xiaogui and his father's mahjong game.

The classmates in the classroom scattered, crawling, flying, and disappearing in a moment, leaving only me, the old liar, and Ao Xiaogui. I hurriedly asked the old liar, "That's it?" Where do we live? What to eat? ”

The old liar was also in a daze, and said weakly: "I don't know either!" I should have a staff dormitory, right? ”

"Who is this?" Ao Xiaogui stood next to him and asked, and I quickly introduced them to each other.

Ao Xiaogui learned that the old liar was also a serious Ascending Immortal, and he was also polite, so he hurriedly explained: "The 'Chaos Tree Class' doesn't care about accommodation and food, some of these guys live in trees and build a nest, some are buried in the mud, and some are soaked in water, how can they stay in a unified way?" ”

I was in a hurry, and said to the old liar, "What should I do then?" So there's no place for normal people to live? I came in a hurry, I knew that this was going on, so I should have brought a tent anyway! ”

Seeing this, Ao Xiaogui said boldly: "The human beings here have their own magic weapons for sacrificial practice!" It's okay, Brother Chao, you and Xu Zhenren will live with me! ”

"Living with you? Aren't you a dragon? "I'm a little scared, although I can breathe in the water, but I can't stand it for a long time, "I'm not used to living in the water!" ”

"Who said dragons have to live in the water?" Ao Xiaogui walked outside the "Chaos Tree" as he spoke, and motioned for us to follow, "There is not a drop of water in the Crystal Palace in the East China Sea in my hometown!" ”

Coming to a clearing outside the tree, Ao Xiaogui stretched out his hand and threw out a palm-sized turtle shell, which smashed on the ground and actually "boomed", and the turtle shell slowly became larger, first the size of a grinding plate, then the size of a table, the size of a cabinet, the size of a house, and finally it became two stories high.

"Let's go!" Ao Xiaogui beckoned me and the old liar to go into the turtle shell.