Chapter 44 Rich N generation Ao Xiao Turtle
The old liar was about to answer, when he heard a burst of fairy music, the light and shadow changed, and when the class started, Wen Quxing walked into the classroom, and the old liar hurriedly sat upright, looking like a good student.
"Ahem, uh-huh......" Wen Quxing cleared his throat, looked around the classroom, and said in a rough voice, "Don't talk nonsense, then let's get down to business first!" First of all, let's explain, our class is a round-robin class, regardless of grade, once a year, and after completing enough credits, you will graduate and be eligible to participate in the apprenticeship god exam! Otherwise, just read here for a hundred and eighty years, and you won't be able to die for a while anyway! ”
"Teacher Xu is wise!"
"Teacher Xu said it well!"
"Long live Wenqu Xing!"
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Wen Quxing just said such a sentence, and the classroom was immediately filled with beautiful words, and the voices of flattery came and went, I understand, this is all old students, I know that this Wen Quxing's biggest hobby is to pat him on the back, do you still have a bit of a fairy style?
As I expected, Wen Quxing's face was full of sunny smiles, looked down proudly, stretched out his hand and waved in the air, and the group below was suddenly silent!
"That being said, I'd like to introduce you to the new students!" Wen Quxing said again, "The newcomer doesn't know me, my name is Xu Shilin, and I am your deputy head teacher, well, the head teacher has been missing for three hundred years, and now I don't know if I am dead or alive!" You can call me Teacher Xu, in the 'Chaos Tree', what Lao Tzu said is discipline, you have to listen to what is right, and ...... what is wrong."
"Listen to what is wrong!" A student below picked up the next sentence aloud, "Besides, how could Teacher Xu be wrong?" ”
Wen Quxing showed a smug look on his face, and he was probably very satisfied with his educational results: "The official name of our class is 'Reserve God Training Hall', also known as 'Chaos Tree Class', and at present, a considerable number of immortals in the Heavenly Realm have gone out from our 'Chaos Tree'!" You stinky boys, don't lose Lao Tzu's face, study hard here, practice hard, if there is another god position, Lao Tzu will rush forward to grab it! ”
"The 'Whampoa Military Academy' in the Heavenly Realm?" I muttered secretly, "Also talk about the admission rate?" ”
"Not bad! Well said this new classmate! Very well understood! "Wen Quxing pointed at me and slapped the table, which startled me a lot, my ears are so smart?" However, we are not the 'Whampoa Military Academy' in the heavenly realm, the 'Whampoa Military Academy' is the 'Chaos Tree Class' in the human realm! Well, didn't the Whampoa Military Academy also have our graduates? ”
"Well, Yaowu Xingjun Ye Tianlong!" A student whispered, "Before the positive result, I worked as an instructor at the Whampoa Military Academy under the pseudonym 'Jianying'!" ”
There was a round of applause in the classroom, and the admiration was everywhere, and it lasted for a long time. But if you look closely, only a few of us freshmen are happy, and the other old students are not shocked, and it is estimated that they have heard it countless times.
"Okay, don't talk about it, you will naturally know the rules of the class in the future, for your gods, for your fruition, fight!" Wenqu Xing looks rough and speaks rudely, but after all, he is a Wenqu Xing, and he is still good at boosting morale!
This opening ceremony is really simple, it is estimated that the students who come here all have backgrounds, and they all know the situation of the "Chaos Tree" clearly before coming, so Wen Quxing refuses to talk nonsense, and I alone know that it is almost an idiot. It's all to blame on the old liar, and the mystery is not clear!
I was about to secretly consult the old liar with a few questions, when with a "bang", a person rushed in from outside the classroom and hit Wen Quxing directly, and something fell on his body with a crackle.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The man who rushed in was round-headed, round-headed, thick-eyed, not tall, and was scrambling to pick up things on the ground.
I took a closer look and was almost dazzled, what is this kid doing? The big stall that fell on the ground is full of night pearls, coral strings, jade jade pendants, etc., I've only seen it on TV, this kid is a TV station pipe?
"Ao Xiaogui!" Wen Quxing shouted, "Today's freshman opening ceremony, where did you go with Lao Tzu, you only came now, you don't want to live?" Damn, I've been studying here for thirty years, and I'm still so unruly! ”
Ao Xiaogui hurriedly raised his head and whispered, "Teacher Xu, I originally calculated the time, but something went wrong!" ”
"Condition?" Wen Quxing said angrily, "What else can happen in the 'Chaos Tree'? ”
Ao Xiaogui hesitated for a moment and said, "My father said that if you want to get the apprentice god, in addition to learning in the 'Chaos Tree', you have to practice more, and today he has a task to send rain, so he let me go to ......."
"What do you want to practice? Excuse! Wen Quxing took a sip, "I don't know yet, your father made an appointment with a few old immortals in the East China Sea to play mahjong today, if it weren't for today's opening ceremony, I would also go to make a corner...... Well, and then what? ”
"Then, then, I took my father's usual rain guy, and according to the process he wrote, I was going to send the rain ......" Ao Xiaogui's tone became angry, "As a result, those guys in the human world can't wait for the rain, I just gathered the clouds, and they shot me with anti-aircraft guns!" ”
"Anti-aircraft guns shooting you?" Wen Quxing was stunned for a moment, suddenly figured it out, and leaned back with a smile, "Grandma's, they are raining artificially, of course using anti-aircraft guns to shoot raining agents!" ”
Ao Xiaogui said very aggrievedly: "I was careless, I didn't dodge, I was shot a few times by the anti-aircraft gun, and I was knocked unconscious in the middle of the clouds, which delayed the opening ceremony!" ”
Ao Xiaogui turned to face the classroom. There was a burst of laughter, and I found that Ao Xiaogui's nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his clothes were torn several times, so all the props in his pocket were scattered on the ground.
Wen Quxing is a calf protector, laughing and shouting: "Damn, what kind of person, the person who dares to beat me 'Chaos Tree', annoyed Lao Tzu to ask Zhang Xiaowen to make trouble, see that their land lord is not obediently begging me!" ”
Lord of the land, dizzy, isn't it me? It seems that my land really has no status, and it will be rectified casually!
"Teacher Xu, as long as you say something, I'll go out for a walk! My dad gave me the Evil Pill, and I still haven't used up one left! "There was a kid in the classroom with a bag on his head, and he was eager to try it!
"Go, go, will you be obedient? The grandson of the plague god is amazing, huh? Teacher Xu is kind-hearted, how could he spread the plague? A beautiful girl in the shape of a person next to her spoke.
Wen Quxing enjoyed the praise of that girl very much, and suddenly his face sank, and he said to that Zhang Xiaowen: "Mother, your father is a heartless person, what's the matter?" I actually gave you the Evil World Pill, and last time it leaked out, it made the world full of SARS, you honestly put it away for Lao Tzu, if it leaks out, the sky will be thundering! ”
He turned to Ao Xiaogui and said, "Go back to your seat!" Treat the whole class to a seafood feast! ”
"No problem!" Ao Xiaogui stuck out his tongue, ran to the seat next to me and sat down, and when he saw my face, he immediately said loudly: "Brother, new here?" ”
Before I could reply, I heard Wen Quxing say: "In addition, I would like to introduce you to a new classmate, but unlike you, he is already a trainee god and has come here to study!" After speaking, he pointed at me and said meaningfully, "**, introduce yourself!" ”
"What? Already a trainee deity? I've been studying here for almost 100 years, and I didn't pass the exam! ”
"Holy, I heard me right, right? I've all apprenticed to the gods, what kind of training class do you have? ”
There was an uproar in the classroom, and countless envious and jealous eyes came over, satisfying my self-esteem fiercely, and I quickly stood up, revealing a modest and cautious face: "Hello everyone, my name is **, the apprentice land of Hanjiang City!" ”
Although the position of the land lord is indeed too low, he can be regarded as a god at all, much better than these guys who don't even have gods! This is like although there are only three books in the college entrance examination, compared with these scumbags who have not been able to pass the exam for a long time and have not even taken four or five notebooks, how can it be said that it is also a nationally recognized academic qualification!
When I sat down, Ao Xiaogui had already come over and said with a sneer: "Brother Chao, Master Chao, I didn't expect you to be a trainee god at a young age, and I Ao Xiaogui will follow you in the future!" If you are short of money in the future, as long as you say it, I won't frown! My grandfather is Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea! ”