When I heard the old liar say this, I began to get excited again: "Then according to you, this should be regarded as ill-gotten gains, we can play him a fairy jump, and the fairy eats black?" ”

The old liar sneered: "If you want the gods to write off, you just eat this black!" ”

"Huh?" I was a little weak-hearted, "So strict?" Will the gods be written off? ”

The old liar took the cigarette sold in the hotel on the bedside table, lit one, spit out a smoke ring and said: "The so-called immortals are just good deeds and accumulation of virtue and great luck. ”

"What do you mean? Let's go into details! "The old liar has something to say, I have to ask for it.

"Naturally, there are instructors to tell you about the training class, but it is useless to talk more now!" The old crook sold a pass.

"Luck determines the future, do good to change fate!" I dragged a public service announcement, which was a summary, "So, this diamond, we will go back?" Do you want to hand it over to the police? ”

The old liar smiled slyly, showed his trademark yellow fangs again, and said, "Give it to the fart!" I only said that you can't eat black and greedy for money, but I didn't say that you can't eat black and do good! ”

"Eat black and do good?" I think that although I am a little stingy, a little bit of revenge, and a little greedy for money, I am basically still a kind person, and I am not as dark as the old liar, so I can't keep up with his train of thought.

"Yes, a few days ago, what Lin Hao said made sense, we are guarding a golden rice bowl and begging for food!" The old liar looked at me with a golden light in his eyes, "The reason why the Five Elements Essence is precious is not because the aura of heaven and earth is precious, this thing is rare in the human realm, and it can be found everywhere in the heavenly realm. Rather, because it only comes from fifty Five Elements Supreme Treasures, and there are only fifty in the entire Heavenly Realm, we have one now...... Hey, hey, hey! ”

"So take this batch of diamonds as the first pot of gold, and get a drop of Five Elements Essence out first?" I kind of understood, and asked the old liar, "I'm dizzy, old liar, you touch your conscience and say, are you willing to suffer with me in the human world, do you treat me as a chicken that can lay golden eggs, and want to get some benefits to go back?" ”

The old liar looked righteous and thin: "As an immortal, of course, I take it as my responsibility to protect the human realm and be loyal to the heavenly realm, and it is my duty to go to the soup and fire." But, having said that, I have no credit and hard work, anyway, 'Bi Xi Jue' is ours, this reward, one hundred and eighty bottles of Five Elements Essence should always have it, right? ”

"Mine, 'Bi Xi Jue' is mine, not ours!" I corrected the old liar, "Look at your appearance!" So what do we do next? ”

"Put it away first, don't forget that your wealth is not exposed!" The old liar thought for a moment, "You can't drive the 'water and rivers' of 'Bi Xi Jue', right?" ”

I shook my head, "Water Accepts All Rivers" is an immortal technique after the first Great Perfection of the 'Miao Zijuan', which can form an independent storage space within Bi Xi Jue, and use mustard seeds to store things inside without being affected by the outside world, with my lazy cultivation progress, it is still very early.

When the old liar saw me shaking his head, he stretched out his hand and pinched a handprint, and whispered a word in his mouth: "Nothing in your sleeve!" The box on the bed was immediately gone.

I see the old liar shirtless and shirtless, what "sleeves" are there? I couldn't help but look at him suspiciously, the old liar knew what I was thinking, and explained: "It's just a spell, comprehend the spirit!" ”

It was late at night, and after dealing with these things, the old liar and I fell asleep, and according to the old liar's arrangement, we had to go to Harvard early tomorrow morning to report, so as to make a good impression on people.

As always, I began to dream again, and the bright starry sky still appeared in my dreams, and there were still sad weepings echoing in the darkness...... I'm used to it, though!

Early the next morning, the old crook ate the breakfast in the hotel until he couldn't hold it anymore, and then he took me to an old residential street, which was full of dilapidated and old houses, and the walls were painted with the word "demolition".

"Well, that's it!" The old swindler searched the streets for a while, and finally found a line of black paint on a dirty red brick wall, "Application for Permit 1397......"

"Huh? That's not right! "I glanced at the ligature on the wall sprayed with spray paint cans, this number is only 10 digits, isn't the mobile phone number 11 digits?

"If you want to send it, don't leave 8, and the last person just make up an 8!" The old liar took out a broken mobile phone that even the back cover was glued with transparent glue, and dialed the number, "Hey, ah, ah, yes, I want to get a certificate, what?" I'm not a police officer, looking for you next to the public toilet on Mei Wah Street? Okay, okay, we'll be there right away! ”

The old liar put away his phone and pulled me: "Let's go, go to Meihua Street, it's too late to miss the hour!" ”

"It's all you, I have to eat the room fee back with a breakfast that doesn't cost money......" I complained as I followed the old liar in stride.

Meihua Street is a relatively lively old commercial street, both sides of the street are stalls and food stalls, the old liar saw at a glance a fat old lady on the side of the road who is about to lose her teeth, is sitting on an isolation pier, there is a sign at her feet, "Handle certificates, engrave seals, invoice agents".

"Huanhuan, Huanhuan, here!" The old liar greeted him with great enthusiasm, and rushed forward to greet him, and I began to wonder if this fat old lady was his old lover!

The fat old lady glanced at the old liar, and said angrily: "The little set is almost, last time I cheated a gilded double phoenix silver hairpin from me, saying that it was an emergency in the rivers and lakes, and I later saw the Guardian auction in the news, you say, where did the thing go?" ”

The old liar smiled and said embarrassedly: "Huanhuan, this is all about the Qing Dynasty, do you still remember it?" I sold it to Zhang Zhidong at the beginning, didn't I give you three small yellow croakers later? Why are you still mentioning this stubble? ”

The fat old lady took a sip of him, looked at me behind the old liar, and said, "What? Also here to sign up? What's the matter? Is there an insured? The number of places available in this issue is tight! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" The old liar replied hurriedly, and quickly leaned over and whispered a few words in the ear of the fat old lady, who frowned and looked at me strangely.

Seeing that the old lady did not speak, the old liar took out a handful of shiny things from his pocket and stuffed them into the fat old lady's hand.

The fat old lady finally nodded, gave the old liar a business card, and whispered: "After arriving at Harvard, enter the west side of the gate playground and take two intersections to turn around, and enter a hundred meters, the high-voltage transformer numbered HC-0124!" ”

Seeing that I was standing stupidly and still not figuring out the situation, the old liar pulled me and said, "Go, hurry up!" ”

I followed the old liar and asked, "Who is that fat old woman?" It feels familiar! ”

"Familiar is strange!" The old liar said as he walked, "She's Yang Yuhuan!" Tang Xuanzong Li Longji's daughter-in-law and little wife, Yang Guifei, eat lychees! ”

"Huh?" A red dust concubine laughs, fat old woman? I can't accept it, Yang Yuhuan, one of the four beauties in history, Yang Guifei actually became a seller of fake certificates and invoices, "Wasn't she strangled to death in Ma Weipo?" ”

"Dead fart! Blindfold those big-headed soldiers! The old liar didn't look back, and trotted forward, "That Tang Xuanzong Li Longji is still an amorous seed, Yuan Tiangang gave Li Yuan a golden pill back then, and the Xuanwu Gate changed when it disappeared, and Li Shimin himself didn't even eat it, but was found by Li Longji." He didn't eat it himself, he fed it to Yang Yuhuan in Ma Weipo, and he has lived until now after returning to his soul! Later, he was found by the Harvard training class, and became the recruitment director in the human world! ”

"Yuan Tiangang?" I was a little impressed, "Isn't that a famous alchemist with the same name as you?" Why is there a golden pill, and he has also become an immortal? ”

Unexpectedly, this question blew up the old liar, and stomped his feet and scolded in disregard of his image: "All the names are fart!" Can he compare to me? He has the ability to fart, so he will slap the horse, in terms of seniority, it is still my Xuanxuan's grandchildren! ”

"Uh...... "I think this is also a peer and an enemy, isn't it the same nature for you to fool Qin Shi Huang?" Forget it, change the topic, go back and ask the old liar, are Xi Shi, Diao Chan, and Zhao Feiyan still alive? Do you have daughters, granddaughters, great-granddaughters, etc., who are not married?

"Finally, why did Mrs. Yang Guifei agree to give me a place?" I was haunted by the old lady's gaze at me.

"Well......" the old liar hesitated, "I sue her, you are the illegitimate son of Erlang God!" ”

/*Thank you for the reward of the book friend 閃靈 chasing the stars, the old flying demon must continue to work hard and write every word for everyone*/