It is another subway to bus, bus to tram, tram to people's legs, I and the old liar and I stand in front of a three-story house in the style of the Republic of China, and there is a weathered stone plaque next to the round arch: "National second-class protected cultural relics building, Harbin Buddhist College". I originally thought that the Buddhist Academy should be a temple, but it was a small western-style building for a long time!

"This is it, there is a playground behind the western-style building," said the old liar, "I have been here in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China, and I have forgotten it for a long time!" ”

"Begging for food, huh?" I muttered in a low voice, "From the Han River begging to here, the distance in a straight line is more than 3,000 kilometers, and you can really walk!" ”

Harvard is really depressed, and there are no people at the entrance of this small western-style building, walking through a circular arch corridor of about ten meters, and inside is a playground. At a glance, there is a large hall opposite the playground, which is solemn and dense.

"Look, look!" I pointed to the main hall and shouted to the old liar, "There really is a temple!" ”

"How rare!" The old liar said disdainfully, "Of course the Buddhist Academy should be in the temple!" We entered the back door, and the small western-style building is also a temple property, which is used as a teaching area of the Buddhist college! ”

On the west side of the playground, I finally found the HC-0124 high-voltage transformer that Mrs. Yang said, hiding behind a low wall, a large gray-white iron lump, on which a lightning bolt and a skull were painted with red paint.

I circled around the high-voltage transformer twice, but I didn't find an entrance, and there was a sign on the iron fence next to it that said "High voltage danger, please do not approach". I turned my head to look at the old liar and asked, "How did you get in here, I was accidentally scorched!" ”

"If everyone is like you and can find an entrance at will, won't everyone be able to get in?" The old liar took out the business card given by Yang Yuhuan, bit his fingertip and drew a talisman on it, and asked me to drip a drop of blood on it, and then put it on the high-voltage transformer.

But for a moment, I felt that my eyes were dark and then bright, and I arrived at a completely unfamiliar place, a very empty field, that is, a large lawn, a lake in the middle, a forest by the lake, nothing, not even a teaching building, said good training class?

"Nothing?" I shook my head and rubbed my eyes, and asked the old liar, "There are no teaching buildings, dormitories, or canteens, so where can I take classes?" ”

"What school buildings and dormitories do you want?" The old liar grinned, "This is an independent small world secret realm in the human world, and those who come here to go to school are not serious people, so it's useless to ask for a building!" If you build it, it will collapse! ”

As I was expressing my doubts, I felt a darkness overhead, a sense of oppression falling from the sky, and a huge shadow enveloped me.

"Run!" The old liar yelled and motioned for me to run.

I also felt that the situation was not good, and I ran away, but unfortunately it was too late, just ran out a few meters, a small house-sized boulder fell from the sky, "bang", directly pressed me underneath, leaving only one head exposed.

Fortunately, now the first article of the "Miao Character Scroll" is Xiaocheng, and the mind urges 'Bi Xijue', turning the front and back of my chest into a crystal shield, protecting my chest and abdomen, so that I am not injured, but this pressure is really breathtaking, and I now deeply understand why Sun Monkey gave in back then, instead of continuing to make a fuss after being released.

"Is it human? Is it human? Did it hurt? Did it hurt? "A little kid running over, about ten years old," I didn't see anyone here when I threw the rock, but when I made a move, I realized that there were suddenly two more humanoids! ”

"This, this, this stone you threw it?" I couldn't close my mouth in astonishment, and I threw my head up from under the rocks, my chin almost touching the lawn on the ground.

"Yes, I threw it, and I usually practice here!" The little kid nodded.

The old liar came over, rubbed his head, and asked, "Are you a child of the Kua'e family?" Is you Teacher Xu here? ”

"Stop talking, let me out?" I shook my only movable head, yelling at the little kid.

The little kid grinned, ran to the boulder, wrapped his hands around it, and easily lifted the boulder above his head, and was stunned for a moment when he saw that I was in the shape of a circular shield in front and back, "Are you a new turtle spirit?" Xuanwu or Yuanao? ”

"I'm not a tortoise, I'm human!" I got up, replied angrily, and said fiercely in my heart, you are the turtle!

"Oh, I'm human, too!" The little kid nodded, and said to the old liar very obediently: "It's okay if you're okay, my name is Kua'e Shanhe, Teacher Xu is here, you can see him when you go to the Chaos Tree!" The little boy carried the boulder, which was many times larger than him, and ran away without a figure, and when he saw it from afar, he saw a big rock running.

"Whose kid is this?" I patted the dust off my body and asked, "Son of the Djinn God?" Bowling with a big rock? Fortunately, I have a crystal pot lid to protect my body, otherwise I would have been pressed into a dumpling filling! ”

"The Djinn God is not as strong as him!" The old liar smiled, "I told you, no serious person came here, that little kid is a child of the Kua'e family, and the whole family has a lot of strength!" ”

"Starving to death?" I was a little dizzy when I was smashed, "I'm dying of hunger and still have this energy?" What's the name? ”

The old liar had become accustomed to my ignorance, and said disdainfully: "What 'starving to death'? The Kwa'e family! Do you know "The Fool Moves the Mountain"? ”

I nodded, this place is full of dangers, it is better to be modest.

"In the end, weren't the two mountains of Yugong's house carried away by the gods?" The old liar pointed to the back of the little kid, "It was carried away by the two sons of the Kua E clan, and the Kwa E clan is the Hercules of the Heavenly Realm!" ”

"Hmm!" I humbly accept new knowledge, to be honest, I always thought that the greatest strength in the heavenly realm was the giant spirit god, you look at his size, his strength will not be small!

"It's okay, it's okay to go!" The old liar pointed to the southeast, "The 'Chaos Tree' that the kid said is over there, and your homeroom teacher, Teacher Xu, is probably also there!" ”

"Wonton tree?" A picture immediately came to my mind, boiling water in a huge pot, a tree made of flour grew in the center of the pot, the tree was full of wontons one by one, shaking the trunk, the wontons fell into the pot one after another, a group of little children with bowls in the pot to scoop the wontons, one by one to eat fragrant, this is really a fairy day!

"I will see you later, Teacher Xu, but I have to be respectful!" The old liar saw that I was a little distracted, and quickly reminded me, "He is not an ordinary person, offended him, so that you will not be able to get a diploma from Hanjiang University in your life?" ”

I was taken aback: "So powerful? Is the Minister of Education a class teacher? ”

"No, his name is Xu Shilin!" The old liar shook his head, his face full of excitement, "Sounds familiar, right?" Wait a thousand years, wait a minute—"

"I remembered, I remembered!" I hurriedly stopped the old liar's singing, my mother, chase after the little nurse, "Xu Shilin, the son of Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen White Lady!" ”

"He's got a lot more identity!" The old liar nodded, "In addition to the fact that he is the son of Xu Xian and the White Lady, he is also the Heavenly Realm Wenqu Star, and he also has a pen name Wu Chengen, and later a pen name Xu Zhonglin!" ”

"Wu Chengen?" I think the worldview has collapsed, I don't know who "Xu Zhonglin" is, but Wu Chengen is famous, like thunder, "The Wu Chengen who wrote "Journey to the West"? ”

"What do you think?" The old liar began to break the news, "The affairs of the heavenly realm, if it weren't for the immortals, how could mortals figure it out so clearly?" Wenqu Xing has been down for thousands of years, and he has nothing to do, so he wrote two novels, "Journey to the West" under the pen name of Wu Chengen, and "Romance of the Gods" under the pen name of Xu Zhonglin! ”

Only then did I figure it out, and I estimated in my heart that Xu Zhonglin was the author of "Romance of the Gods"? They are all literary gods! If it were known that the authors of these two novels were still alive, the Nobel Prize in Literature would have been awarded long ago! By the way, Big Pants TV adapted the two novels and filmed this TV series, and it is estimated that paying him royalties is an astronomical amount!

But I don't believe that he won't let me graduate, doesn't Wenquxing just write two essays? Today's education is about compound talents, can he solve equations? Will chickens and ducks be in the same cage? Have you passed CET-4? Will Office 2010 be used? How many books can I take in the college entrance examination? These years, I can only write articles, I can't speak foreign languages, I can't use computers, I can't memorize trigonometric functions, I can't memorize the periodic table, and I'm basically illiterate, whether you're a literary star or not!