Chapter 67: Accompany Me Home
Lin Hao drove the car in the direction of Hanjiang University in the night, the atmosphere in the car was a little depressing, except for Ao Xiaogui who hummed along the radio without a heart, the three of us didn't speak, we all thought about our own hearts, I was heartbroken and distressed my baby.
"There is no mantra for exercises, and the whip is just an ornament," the old liar broke the silence, "It shouldn't be the killer of the other party!" ”
"But our killer weapon is gone!" I took the old liar's words, "That's the treasure that my master left me!" ”
The old liar sighed and comforted me: "Although our strength has not increased, the other party does not know how to drive the whip, once they dare to use it, you can take it back with the mantra!" ”
I nodded silently, at least hope is still there! It's like whether a girl wears mini-shorts or miniskirts to attract men more? Although the ultra-short pants highlight the figure more prominently, people can see it at a glance, but at the same time, it also abides from the thoughts of men, the meaning of the pants is that it ends here, what you see is all, don't think about it later! The miniskirt is different, leaving a glimmer of hope, always making the man want to continue exploring, always hoping for a breeze or a girl accidentally taking a naked pose......
"We're all alone at the moment, shouldn't we be given some instructions from above?" I suddenly remembered it.
"Even without the instructions above, aren't we doing a good job?" The old liar is estimated to have been away from the Heavenly Realm for eight hundred years and has become accustomed to this unorganized and undisciplined life.
"Well, Feng Sanniang Dao Xing was accepted by us, but I don't know how many reincarnated immortals there are?" Lin Hao said while driving, "According to your statement, there is a golden dragon fish in the north, and there is a Tuxing grandson in the Han River, and I am afraid that there is a connection between them!" ”
"The soldiers will block, the water will cover the earth, come one to collect one, come two to destroy a pair!" As the leader of Erlang God, I felt that I should boost my morale, so I gritted my teeth and said fiercely, "It's a big deal to go to my master, I will invite him out as soon as I cry, make trouble, and hang himself!" In addition to beating the divine whip, doesn't he also have an apricot yellow flag? Hey, where is the address of the courier sender? ”
"There is no sender's address," Lin Hao smiled and thought for a while, "There is only one name code 'Flying Bear', but judging from the logistics information on the computer, the delivery location is Beijing!" ”
The carriage was quiet again, and everyone knew that Jiang Taigong Shenlong saw the beginning but not the end, and it was a joke to invite him out of the mountain. Don't say that Jiang Taigong is unwilling to take care of the affairs of the Three Realms, even if he does, we can't even find someone else.
The car stopped at the door of the dormitory building, Lin Hao wanted to go back to his dormitory, I got off with the old liar and Ao Xiaogui, Ao Xiaogui since he came back from the Han River, he had to live with us, and he refused to live in a luxurious mansion like a mirage shell, isn't this cheap?
"**, you ......" Lin Hao fell behind, and suddenly called out to me, "You, you wait a minute!" ”
"Huh? Call me? What's the matter? I was a little confused, and the old liar and Ao Xiaogui smiled ambiguously, and flashed into the dormitory building very unrighteous but very conscious.
"Well, last time, do you remember, last time you promised to do me a favor!" Lin Hao blushed, changed the pungent style of Xiao Chili, and used the tips of white high heels to draw circles on the cement floor, and I felt sorry for those brand-name shoes.
"Just say, the sword mountain and the sea of fire will definitely help!" I am still arrogant, "Shouldering morality with iron shoulders, traveling thousands of miles in the rivers and lakes is the mission of the new generation of immortals!" ”
"Then, accompany me back to Ning's house!" Lin Hao squinted at me, and the corners of his mouth seemed to be smiling.
I'm a little confused, go home? What do you do back home? Could it be that this little girl has taken a fancy to my future Tang monk meat, took me home to meet my parents, and then ravaged me reasonably and legally, sucking my Five Elements Essence blood?
Glancing at Lin Hao, I think she is actually a good candidate for a daughter-in-law. Needless to say, the appearance is naturally glamorous and moving, and the figure is very hot, convex and backward, thick and thin. And there is also culture, a graduate student of the famous Hangang University.
Although he is two or three years older than me, he can hold gold bricks, if he talks about it, but he is much more fanny than Gao Yue'e's village girl, marrying me is basically a flower inserted in the fertilizer, but I don't know if I can have twins?
Lin Hao looked at me and looked at her with a confused face, how could Bing Xue be smart and couldn't think of what thoughts I was thinking? Reached out and twisted my arm vigorously, using the pain to wake me up, and said viciously, "What do you want?" Don't think I don't know your dirty thoughts, put them away for me, I have something serious to ask you to help with! ”
"Business? What's the business going to your house? Why don't you just come and meet your parents? I muttered, still thinking about going back to Ao Xiaogui to ask for a few antiques as a gift, her parents are in business, they have seen the world, it is too shabby for me to take it, don't let them underestimate my hairy son-in-law.
Lin Hao stomped his feet, and the seven-inch-high heels stepped on the top of my feet, making me cry out in pain, and the echoes were endless, and several dormitories opened their windows and stuck out a few heads to look at us.
"What are you looking at?" Lin Hao crossed his hands and shouted at those boys, "Believe it or not, I'll give you a warning?" ”
Those guys looked like the famous little pepper counselors in the School of Chemistry, but they had all heard of her pungency and knew that they couldn't afford to provoke her, so they closed the window with a "bang", and even the curtains were tightened!
"You said it, you want me to accompany you home!" I covered my feet, jumping in pain and shouting injustice, I knew that I would turn into a crystal shovel for you to step on!
Lin Haoliu's eyebrows were upside down, his tone was accentuated, and he said word by word: "I'm asking you to accompany me back to Ning's house, Ning, home, not for you to accompany me back to my house!" ”
"Aren't you the Ning family?" I didn't understand, "Isn't going back to Ning's house just going back to your house?" ”
"I'm talking about the Ning family in the capital, the Ning family, one of the eight major families!" Lin Hao's expression was a little gloomy, "There are some problems that I can't handle, so I just thought I'd just forget it and let it go, but now, you may be able to help me break this game!" ”
"Uh, it's not dangerous, is it?" I'm a little stunned, Miss Lin can't solve it, it's probably a trouble, I feel like I may be in trouble
"I can consider it if there is danger, that, I didn't make a natal oath in the first place, did I?" ”
Lin Hao almost exploded, and raised his foot again with a high heel nail, a "snap", and then a "ah-" sound.
There was a "pop" as the heel of the heel hit the top of my crystal foot, and the heel broke. The sound of "ah" was that after the heel was broken, Lin Hao's center of gravity was unstable, and her body fell down crookedly, and I just hugged her!
"I've never seen such a timid fairy as you!" Lin Hao broke free from my arms, simply took off both shoes, and stood barefoot on the ground, "Look at you Vicious Fighting Wind Sanniang, leading thunder and bloodletting to save Ao Xiaogui, several things are still a master, why are you cowardly now?" Give a happy word, do you agree or not, if you don't agree, I'll go to Ao Xiaogui for help! ”
What haven't you seen such a timid fairy as me? You yellow-haired girl, you have only seen two immortals in your life, one is me, and the other is that your master is an old liar who is more timid than me!
"Promise, promise still can't you do it?" I saw that Lin Hao was really a little annoyed, "I didn't say no, but there must be a risk warning, right?" ”
Seeing that I agreed repeatedly, Lin Hao's face eased, and then he remembered something, his face was full of crimson, and he said: "If it is an ordinary mortal, this matter is an insoluble dead end, and I am also disheartened and admit my fate!" But my fate is good, I worshiped a fairy master, although I can't use immortal power for the time being, but I still have you, a trainee god, with your help, this thing should be possible! ”
"What the hell are you talking about?" After talking for a long time, even beating and scolding and even ruining a pair of high heels, I don't know what it is.
"I won't sue you now, and you'll know when the time comes!" Lin Hao shook his head, "You prepare, we will go to the capital in a few days!" ”
"What a big deal, it's so mysterious, is it too big to lose the whip?" I muttered in my mouth, "What's not to say, could it be that your family built an embroidery building for you to throw colored balls to recruit relatives, and you want me to help you grab the hydrangea?" ”
"What nonsense, why is the mind always so unhealthy?" Lin Hao's face turned red, I was a little stunned, and the red one was more like a little pepper.
"What's wrong with it?" I also started to smile, "I said Miss Lin, you are 23, right?" If you don't get married, people will think that no one wants you! ”
Lin Hao was so angry that he flew up, only to realize that he was already barefoot. As soon as I raised my hand, I threw out two high heels and threw them at me, I grinned, dodged in a flash, picked up the high heels and was about to hand them back, when I heard someone calling me.
"**, come in!" Ao Xiaogui stuck his head out of the window of the dormitory on the second floor and shouted to me, "Come up, come up, something happened!" ”
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