Hearing Ao Xiaogui screaming at the window, I hurriedly rushed to the bedroom on the second floor, Lin Hao broke the heel of the other high heel very fiercely, wore two high heels without heels, and followed me on tiptoe to the bedroom.

"Brother Chao, do you recognize this kid?" As soon as I entered the door, Ao Xiaogui pointed to a person with a full body name tag lying on the ground and asked me.

"Luo Yongqing! Our dorm boss, you sleep in his bed! I turned the man over and was taken aback, "What did you do with him?" ”

Ao Xiaogui shrugged, spread his hands, and said with an innocent face: "It has nothing to do with us, as soon as Xu Zhenren and I entered the room, we saw this kid lying on the ground, unconscious, and couldn't wake up when he took pictures, I thought it was a thief!" ”

"Have you ever seen a thief with designer gear all over his body?" I gave him a blank look, "Come over and take a hand and get him to bed, this kid is learning sports and playing basketball, he is big, I can't move alone!" ”

Luo Yongqing foamed at the mouth, his mind was completely lost, his eyes were closed, and his whole body was stiff, and Ao Xiaogui and I had a lot of effort to get him on the bed with more than 190 catties.

"Do you want to call the emergency center?" Lin Hao asked worriedly.

"Don't fight just yet!" The old liar went back and forth in the house a few times, reached out and picked up a golden metal can from the ground, looked at it carefully, put it on his nose and sniffed it, pinched his fingers quietly and calculated, immediately frowned, and said slowly: "I'm afraid it's a lot of fun this time!" ”

"Master, what's wrong again? Is it evil or auspicious? I can't figure it out! Lin Hao sat on the chair, bare-skinned with two black stockings, these days the old liar passed her a little Qimen Dunjia gossip Zhou Yi, Xiao Nizi is keen to deduce the past and the future, and when she goes out to eat, she has to calculate whether the waiter and her are compatible.

"This ...... Well," the old liar choked, "who knows if it's bad or good for eating something you shouldn't eat?" ”

"Isn't it just a can of Red Bull? What's the big deal? I glanced at the golden metal jar in the old liar's hand and snorted, could it be that after drinking this jar of Red Bull, Luo Yongqing, who was more than 200 catties away? Luo Yongqing can blow a whole bottle of 52 degrees Wuliangye.

"Red Bull? Can an ordinary Red Bull drink people like this? The old crook threw the Red Bull jar in the air, "Look closely, is this a Red Bull?" ”

I reached out to catch the jar that flew over, and looked at it carefully, the metal can body of the local tyrant gold, the fan-shaped ring mouth, the red pattern is two cows facing the top, except that the jar feels a little heavy, it's a red bull!

"Take a closer look!" The old liar saw that I didn't see anything abnormal, and reminded me loudly, "Look at the cow on the jar, and then look at the words!" ”

"Damn, Nima, copycat, 'Red Dog'?" I took a closer look, I didn't know if I didn't see it, and I was startled when I saw it, "Drinking cans of Red Bull has encountered counterfeit and shoddy products, could it be poisonous?" ”

The jar is a jar of local tyrant gold, yes, completely imitating the shape of the Red Bull, but it is not two red bulls on the top, but two dogs, and there are two big words above the dog - "Red Dog"!

"I remember that when we set off for the express company in the afternoon, there was no Red Bull in the bedroom," although Lin Hao's personality is pungent, the woman's carefulness is still there, and all the food and drink in the bedroom are currently arranged by her, "Could it be that Luo Yongqing brought it himself?" ”

Ao Xiaogui took the jar in my hand, checked it in his hand, and said in surprise: "Brother Chao, Xu Zhenren, this jar is not an ordinary jar, looking at this amount, it should be pure gold!" ”

"Pure gold?"

I'm feeling a little dizzy, a red bull jar of pure gold? When did Red Bull also come out with this kind of tall limited edition? Luo Yongqing is not in a panic if he has money to burn, he actually buys this kind of thing to drink, and he can't kill you if he drinks it!

"Have you read carefully? Could it be lead? ”

I only heard that Jianlibao Group made a few gold jars to reward Olympic champions in the past, and later the champions took it to exchange for money only to find out that it was lead, that is, the rich people teasing you people with developed limbs and simple minds, Luo Yongqing also belongs to the category of developed limbs and simple minds!

"The bed I slept in was golden, could I be wrong?" Ao Xiaogui said angrily.

"Yes, it must be pure gold!" The old liar on the side suddenly interjected, and his tone was very affirmative, "If I'm not mistaken, there should be a layer of jade lining in the jar!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes," Ao Xiaogui cried, "there really is, gold inlaid with jade, the outside is gold, and the inside is jade!" ”

I'm even more dizzy, if this jar is pure gold and jade, then the price of this jar will be sea, but what will it contain? Still drank Luo Yongqing, who was tall and tall, so that he couldn't wake up?

"No one would be bored enough to use gold and jade to copy Red Bull and make a red dog?" I hurriedly snatched the jar, puzzled, "Neurotic! ”

"No one does it, but God does it," said the old liar solemnly, reaching for the ceiling, "above! ”

"Above?" I jumped up from the ground all at once, "You mean the heavenly realm?" This can of 'Red Dog' is from the Heavenly Realm? ”

The old liar nodded, "I think it should have been sent to us by the 'Temple of Eliminating Evil', and it is estimated that it was a big help from us after receiving our report!" ”

I suddenly realized, but this "Temple of Eliminating Evil" is too unreliable, so I can meet and give me an accurate word, what does it mean to throw a copycat jar here?

"What the hell does this mean, old liar?" I smacked my tongue and looked at Luo Yongqing who was lying unconscious on the bed, "You said it was help?" I didn't see the benefits of this, and I also stunned my own people, isn't this the 'Temple of Eliminating Evil' adding to the chaos? ”

The old liar also found it strange, took the jar from my hand, looked at it over and over, and suddenly patted his head and said, "Streamer Glimpse, how did I forget Streamer Glimpse?" **, quick, you inject true qi into this jar and see what the reaction is? ”

According to what the old liar said, I poured a trace of true qi into the gold-inlaid jade jar, only to see a burst of light and shadow flowing, and countless points of light slowly rose from the gold-inlaid jade jar, slowly gathering in the air like a little firefly, and finally condensed into a vague, about a foot high streamer figure.

The figure slowly turned around, with a cloud crown on his head, dressed in a water-fitting suit, a silk belt around his waist, and bast shoes on his feet, a strange and delicate face that was not angry and arrogant, and a heavenly eye shining on his forehead.

"Erlang Zhenjun!" The old liar screamed, and even if he wanted to bow down, he kept glaring at a few of us, and asked us to kneel down and salute together.

"No need to kneel!" Erlang God's image smiled slightly, "It's just a glimpse of a streamer, and there is no sanity!" ”

"Damn, 3D laser holographic projection!" I exclaimed, "It's more high-tech than high-tech!" ”

Erlang God's preparations for going down to earth this time are much stronger than the last time he was attached to the inflatable doll, and it also made me see clearly what this legendary celestial boss looks like, I can see the normal human form, and I feel that what he says is more reliable.

I turned my head to look, Ao Xiaogui was busy kneeling with the old liar, Lin Hao was sitting next to him and hadn't figured out the situation, probably thinking that he was watching a 3D projection movie.

"**, Xu Fu, if the situation in the realm is extremely complicated today, I am tired of coping with it and it is difficult to withdraw to help you and others, and the affairs of the lower realm all depend on you!" Erlang God projected extremely sternly and said, "Last time, you waited to report that the reincarnated immortals were invincible, but now you only hope that ** will show its power with Bi Xijue, and you can also recruit forces on your own, and after you succeed, the heavenly realm will reward you for your merits!" ”

Hearing this, the old liar and I glanced at each other, and secretly complained in our hearts, this unobtrusive Erlang God actually threw a mess to us, he was good, and he clapped his hands as the shopkeeper!

"However, the deity has also carefully considered the difficulties of you," Erlang God Light and Shadow continued, "The inheritance of the original god of the former Sirius Roaring Sky Dog is sealed in this jar, and you can find a fierce dog with a strong system, and make it take the inheritance in the jar, if you can get away with it, you can get a hundred percent of the combat power of the Roaring Sky Dog, for you to drive!" ”

"What? Is the jar the legacy of the Howling Dog? "My jaw is about to fall off, my head is buzzing, I didn't hear what was said clearly behind the light and shadow of Erlang God, I just felt that the whole person was not good, I was so shocked that I almost sat on the ground, and Lin Hao next to me hurriedly supported me.