I'm angry right now! Out of the ground rage! Extremely angry! So angry that you can barely control yourself!

Shenzhou Airlines, what about the squat service that was good? I called for service more than 20 times, and every time the flight attendant came, she didn't squat, but stood there, looking at me condescendingly, with a look of impatience in her eyes. I guess they're currently afraid of airline rules and regulations and the recent epidemic of foot-and-mouth disease, otherwise they would have the heart to bite me!

According to the old liar, when he went to the toilet, he saw several flight attendants punching in the service cabin, and pointed at me and said, "It's annoying, the loser will go to perfunctory that stupid ×!" ”

Then the old liar pointed at me, and solemnly said in an aggravated tone: "That stupid × is you!" ”

So I'm angry, do you treat first-class guests like this? First class! "Little Pepper" was so generous that he bought me and the old liar a first-class ticket from the Han River to Harbin City, and I didn't expect that my first flight was first-class! I also bought an imported suitcase for me and the old liar, high-end goods, "donkey" brand, "L-V-donkey"!

Generally speaking, people who take first class have a kind of person who looks very poor, but is actually very rich, and there is another kind of person who looks quite rich, but is actually super super rich. However, the old liar and I don't seem to have much money, but we are really poor.

Hmph, what about being poor, it's not like I didn't buy a ticket! Didn't I just call for service a few more times? I don't care that your flight attendants don't look good at all in the promotional pictures, and they are all "giant face children's breasts", you still annoy me? As for you? Fall for the first time on a plane! I thought indignantly, and then angrily pressed the service call bell, originally I shouted in a loud voice, and a flight attendant told me that there was a button to call them, technology is really developed, and it is becoming more and more convenient!

Because they have been refusing to provide squat service, I just kept clicking that button, hoping that they could wake up to their shame and courage, and then the flight attendants looked at me more and more like Snow White and her stepmother!

A flight attendant walked towards me with a smile, but her face couldn't hide her frustration, probably because she lost her fist, I wonder if they saw through my attempt?

"What is the matter with you, sir? What else is needed? The stewardess asked leisurely, but the words "again" and "also" unabashedly expressed her heart.

"Uh......" was originally a button to press when she had nothing to do, the blankets, newspapers, and snacks were all over, and the water was drunk and now she still had a big glass in her hand, and she really didn't know what to trouble her, "I'm a little stuffy, please open the window next to me, I want to breathe!" ”

The flight attendant's eyes were wide open like durian and she looked at me strangely.

Before she could speak, a guy next to her who was full of flesh and looked like a negative character in a TV series, and who would never survive the end of the play, laughed arrogantly: ", your mother, hillbilly, just eat and drink for nothing, you actually want to open the window of the plane, you are stupid?" When is it a bus? ”

The flight attendant also pursed her lips and smiled: "Sir, because the plane flies very fast, you can't open the window, and the strong air flow will blow in if you open the window, causing danger!" ”

"This kid is the whole thing, an old nose trouble!" The villain laughed so much that his whole body and face twitched,

"Silly ×, the second tiger is chirping, and he is still lying on his stomach? Will you still open the door for you to go shopping? You're not too shabby! ”

When the flight attendant saw that I was fine, she turned around and left, and the fat man was still smiling, which was so happy that I hated it.

Hearing the chirping of the villain, a fat man with a fat head and big ears and a dripping face sat up from the seat next to the villain, and a thumb-thick gold chain around his neck swayed, and he didn't know how to get through the security check.

As soon as the fat man pulled the blindfold off his face, the old liar suddenly stabbed me with his elbow, and the corners of his mouth smacked at the fat man's body, and I suddenly remembered that this fat man was the underworld military master who slapped me in the mouth in the "Neon Dress Dance" entertainment city.

"The mountain doesn't turn around, it hits my hand, you're a second tiger!" I secretly cursed in my heart, and secretly pinched a "Burning Flame Technique" with my right hand.

This is still the teacher I stole with Lin Hao. Fart big spells, Lin Hao still adheres to the belief that "the master's skills cannot be passed on" and refuses to teach me. As a result, I only had one sentence, "I'll help you steal out the half drop of the old liar's remaining Five Elements Essence", and Xiao Pepper directly rebelled, and the explanation was refreshing.

A flame the size of a fingernail burned between my fingers, and with a flick of my flick, the small flame shot at the gold chain around the fat man's neck. Let you wear gold and silver, and ask you to slap Lao Tzu, and I will burn you into gold juice and gild!

Although the flame of the "Burning Flame Technique" is not large, it is different from the ordinary flame of Lin Hao, which is a beginner, and the flame I spawned is a real fire spawned by the magic power of the immortals, and nothing is melted. The gold chain on the fat man's neck broke with a "snap", but it didn't fall off, and it began to drip gold juice directly, and the broken head was still welded to the fat on the fat man's neck.

The fat man howled in pain, bounced up from the wide first-class sofa, reached out and tore off the gold chain, and took a lump of charred flesh with him, which fell to the ground and was still bubbling with oil, and the fire was still burning.

Seeing the fat man standing at the door of the first-class cabin howling and dancing, the villain was very clever in picking up a glass of lemonade and splashing it on the small flame on the ground.

The flame spawned by the "Burning Fire Recipe" is controlled by the total amount of my true qi, the true qi is not exhausted, the flame is not extinguished, if the real fire of the fairy family can be extinguished by lemonade, Sun Wukong will not suffer such a big loss in the furnace of Taishang Laojun back then! So the lemonade was poured on it, and the little flame remained unmoved, and it was still burning on its own.

The cabin floor was a carpet of compounds, and a puff of smoke billowed up, and the cabin was immediately filled with a pungent stench, a shrill alarm sounded, and a lot of oxygen masks fell from the roof of the cabin.

The flight attendant's work cabin was very close to the first class, and the flight attendants heard the chaos outside, and rushed out, and saw the small fire on the ground and screamed, all of them were frightened. One or two of them probably learned seriously at the flight attendant school, and picked up three or four fire extinguishers and sprayed them violently at the small flames.

The principle of the fire extinguisher is to isolate the flame from contact with the air, but the small flame of the "burning flame recipe" does not need air, and the billowing smoke is still rising, it is estimated that the captain is panicking, the plane began to jolt, the luggage overhead has been turned upside down, and large and small boxes and bags have fallen from above and scattered all over the ground.

I didn't expect such a big battle, I couldn't help but feel a little panicked, and when I saw the old liar on the side, I hurriedly asked him for help: "Hey, old liar, what should I do?" It looks like something big is happening! ”

"Cold salad!" The old liar replied angrily, "The plane is not broken, the chaos is chaotic, and the fire will be over when the fire is extinguished?" You haven't even finished the first part of the 'Miao Character Scroll', and that bit of true qi will be gone after burning for three minutes! ”

I was still not at ease, and asked: "You see that the plane is starting to shake, maybe the captain is also shaking in the cockpit in fear now, you are not afraid of the plane falling, this is not blinding!" ”

The old liar gave me a blank look and said, "If you fall, you will fall, have you heard of the gods being thrown to death?" As long as your gods are not extinguished, and my immortal urn is not destroyed, the two of us will not be able to die! ”

"Uh......" I was a little speechless, and I was at a loss for words, "It's not easy to find a place to have plastic surgery if it's scorched or deformed!" ”

"It's just skin, don't care!" You don't care about me, your stinky skin has been used for more than 2,000 years, of course I don't care, I'm a little fresh meat!

Sure enough, as expected by the old liar, the small flame went out by itself after a while, but the airport was already in a mess, and two plainclothes air guards rushed over from the economy class and pressed the fat man to the ground, handcuffed him behind his backhand, and began to search his body.

The flight attendants were busy putting the luggage back into the baggage compartment, and I hurriedly looked for my and the old crook's "donkey" suitcase, the first time I used such an expensive suitcase, don't lose it.

The fat man was unconvinced, glaring at a pair of triangular eyes and glancing around, wanting to see who had harmed him.

But he also knew in his heart that this thing was quite strange, lighters and the like were not allowed to be brought on the plane, and a small flame actually fell from the sky, and it could also melt iron, knowing that he couldn't provoke the master, he didn't dare to make a noise, and lay on the ground stupidly.

The flight attendant also felt strange and couldn't explain it, so she had to comfort the fat man one by one, and took out a medical kit to bandage him, and the remaining air attendant kept emphasizing on the radio that passengers should pay attention to safety and not play with contraband.

They didn't even notice that during the whole thing, all the first-class economy passengers were all earthy-colored, and only me and the old liar looked calm.