Chapter 38: Fresh Tang Monk Meat

Speaking of which, even if it is frozen, the sixth of the nine "Miao Character Scrolls"? I haven't even figured out the first one yet!

"Hmm-" Just as I and the old liar were staring at each other, Lin Hazy woke up, looked at the dirty black impurities all over his body, screamed "Ah", grabbed a piece of clothing and rushed into the bathroom.

A few days ago, Lin Hao used her authority to change our dormitory into a dormitory with its own independent bathroom, so that it was much more convenient for her to soak in our dormitory every day.

"And how much is the cost of tuition for Harvard?" I asked cautiously, lest I hear an astronomical number that would scare me into being half-paralyzed.

"A bottle of Five Elements Essence!" The old liar thought for a while, "The official price, a hundred drops is a bottle!" I only earned one hundred and fifty bottles in the 1,200 years of the Heavenly Realm, and I opened the joint to give a gift to a hundred bottles before I was demoted! โ€

There was a sound of water in the bathroom, and my heart was cold. The old liar works in the heavenly realm, and his hard work is only a drop of wages for a month, which means that an inferior immortal has worked hard for nearly ten years, and he can save a bottle without eating or drinking. Fortunately, this group of immortals can live endlessly, otherwise they would have hung up after earning a maximum of ten bottles!

"Is there any other way?" I asked the old liar that the philosophical point of view tells us that there is no mountain that has only one road, and that there is no way out.

"Well, in addition to condensing the essence of heaven and earth, there is another method, purification!" The old liar groaned and said slowly, "Bi Xijue can extract the essence of water from the substance of the water attribute to form the essence of the five elements of the water line!" โ€

"A substance of water properties?" I thought for a moment, "Nongfu Spring? โ€

The old liar gave me a blank look, hated iron and steel, and said, "Why don't you have any depth of thought? Water attributes require water? The water of the whole earth can't be purified by a bottle of Five Elements Essence! โ€

"What does that take?" Lin Hao had already finished taking a shower and was rescued in a men's white shirt, and the two big white legs asked puzzled. I felt like the philtrum area under my nose was hot, spicy, and tickling like a bug crawling, so I quickly touched it with my hand, and my nosebleed!

"Diamonds, that is, diamonds!" The old liar pondered for a while, and said calmly in a tone that did not scare us: "The most abundant water attribute is diamond, the higher the quality, the purer the water attribute!" โ€

"How many diamonds can purify a bottle of Five Elements Essence?" My heart jumped up in a rage, I hadn't touched a real diamond since I was so big.

โ€œ1๏ผš1๏ผโ€ The old liar replied that a diamond for a drop of Five Elements Essence sounds inexpensive.

"It's a small thing, that's easy to do!" Lin Hao said happily on the side, "I'll raise money, and I will try to get you a hundred fine diamonds in a few days, according to the market price, it is probably one or two million!" โ€

I looked at Lin Hao dumbfounded, the eight families are so rich? There are 20,000 tickets for 2 million or 100 yuan, and I count 100 tickets a minute, and I have to count them for three hours in a row, which does not rule out that I am dizzy with excitement while counting in the middle of the count.

"Hmm, I'm talking about 1:1 is about one kilogram of diamonds to purify a drop of Five Elements Essence!" The old liar said weakly beside him.

As soon as I heard this, I was almost scared to poop **. A kilogram of diamonds, I go, people get married and buy diamonds either on points or carats, to me on kilograms, not glass slag cabbage!

One kilogram is 5,000 carats, even if one carat is 10,000 yuan, a drop of the Five Elements Essence will cost 50 million, and a bottle of 100 drops will cost 5 billion, I never dreamed of this number, unless the people of the world donate one dollar to me, one dollar at a time, I may not be able to count it in my life.

When Lin Hao heard this, she stuck out her tongue and didn't make a sound, she barely managed to make up one or two million. No matter how rich the Ning family is, it is not something she can move by the way, let alone 5 billion!

"50 million in one drop!" I was about to pounce on the old liar and strangle him, "What a lion with your mouth open!" โ€

The old liar looked at me with a hideous face, and knew that he was scared of me, and pointed at Lin Hao: "You ask her, for those rich people, spend 50 million to buy a drop of Five Elements Essence, does anyone do it?" โ€

Lin Hao saw my facial features looking at her with distorted features, and hurriedly nodded: "I definitely can't grab it!" For those rich people, 50 million is too cheap, even if 5 billion is rushed, how can you buy a life no matter how much money you have? โ€

I calmed down at this time, and when I thought about it, it was indeed a thing like the Five Elements Essence that even the gods were blushing at, and mortals could buy it for 50 million, and it was really the price of cabbage!

"But the price of the diamond you are talking about is the price of jewelry in the mall," Lin said skillfully, "Excluding the operating expenses and process costs, the price of a real rough diamond is only about one-third." It's not for you to propose, the rough stone is enough! โ€

That drop of Five Elements Essence also costs more than 10 million, I have to count a day!

Seeing that I was pondering, the old liar waved his hand to call Lin Hao, who was looking for a place to dry clothes, to his side, and said proudly: "I'll let you see if it's worth it!" Whispering a few words to Lin Hao, Lin Hao couldn't help nodding.

I was confusing what the old liar master and apprentice were doing, Lin Hao stood up and rubbed his hands, and there were actually streams of heat between his hands, and the temperature was quite high.

Lin Miao's right hand pinched again, and a heat wave rolled out, shooting directly onto Lin Miao's wet clothes, forming a layer of heat around the clothes, and the clothes were suddenly steaming, and they were completely dry in less than a minute.

"It's done, Master, I've made it!" Lin Hao was overjoyed, dancing and shouting at the old liar, the wide white shirt on his body was fluttering one after another, and I felt that the piece of people under my nose was a little hot, spicy, and itchy!

The old liar rolled his eyes, snorted, and said disdainfully: "If I consume half a drop of the Five Elements Essence, even a pig can become sperm, if I can't even use the most basic 'Burning Flame Technique', then I will be blind!" โ€

Lin Hazy pouted, as if he was very dissatisfied with the old liar's evaluation, but he couldn't suppress the joy in his heart, and stood aside and played with fire. Then I remembered that when I first met the old liar, he blacked me two cigarettes, and I didn't use a lighter to light the fire.

"Don't sรจ!" I shouted at Lin Hao, "Half a drop of Five Elements Essence is millions, how many lighters can I buy?" Even if you can iron clothes, 20 yuan a piece, you have to iron a clothing city to earn it back! โ€

I turned my head and asked the old liar: "I can't use immortal arts, and I can't use purification, so my tuition fee is out of line?" Begging for food in a cornucopia? โ€

"Cornucopia?" Lin Hao's eyes lit up when he heard my words, "Yes, money can make money!" โ€

Seeing that the old liar and I didn't understand, Lin Hao continued: "Look, let's first purify a drop of the Five Elements Essence, take it to auction, sell it for 100 million, and then buy diamonds and come back to refine, and then sell them, chickens and eggs and chickens, isn't this rich?" โ€

It sounds very reasonable, but the old crook poured a bucket of cold water on it, for the simple reason that we couldn't even scrape together 10 million start-up capital to buy rough stones. There are no eggs, and a chicken who talks about fart!

In the end, the old liar also said to me earnestly: "**, I forgot to remind you of one very important thing, 'Bi Xi Jue' has already recognized you as the master, so as it slowly merges in your body, you will also turn into a huge drop of Five Elements Essence, I estimate that when the time comes, even if you don't go to those reincarnated immortals, they will come to you!" Because, your blood is the essence of the five elements, which can speed up their cultivation! โ€

When I heard this, I was so frightened that I touched three feet high, like stepping on a landmine, and shouted with all my heart: "If I go, then why don't I become a Tang monk?" โ€

"Tang monk meat is not as valuable as you!" The old liar said very solemnly.

Lin Hao leaned forward and leaned back with a smile next to him, and asked the old liar ha: "Then if I drink his blood, will I practice faster?" Deeper? More powerful spells? โ€

The old liar nodded: "Theoretically, that's the case, but it depends on the progress of the fusion of 'Bi Xijue', and now his blood is useless!" I guess it's going to be five years! โ€

Lin Hao looked at me, and laughed meaningfully, laughing so much that the flowers and branches trembled, and the waves were undulating, which reminded me of the spider spirit in the Pansi Cave, the mouse spirit in the hollow, the jade rabbit spirit in the Tianzhu Kingdom, the scorpion essence in the daughter country, and the apricot tree spirit in the Thorn Ridge...... I couldn't help but feel a chill in my crotch, but ...... Nosebleeds again!