Listening to the intimidation of the old liar's "red fruit", I jumped up all of a sudden, pointed at the old liar's nose and shouted: "He is a fairy, you are also a fairy, why is the difference between being a god so big?" ”

The old liar coughed dryly, and said with a wry smile: "There are many kinds of immortals, and I am just a Five Elements Scattered Immortal cultivated from mortals. Like him, most of them are Da Luo Jin Immortals, and they are still gods. Moreover, I was demoted to the mortal world, supervised by the law enforcement gods, and the slightest crossing of the line in the use of immortal magic will be bombarded by heavenly thunder! ”

"Then how can he use the wind blade to slash me at will?" I'm furious.

The old liar pondered for a while, and rarely had a very solemn expression: "This is also what I don't understand, I guess there is a problem above, so I reported it to the above!" ”

I glanced at the old liar, pursed my lips, and said in my heart that it was terrible to be uneducated! Such an important news depends on burning paper and using a puff of green smoke to report the news, so it will be the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse? According to the principles of physics, the green smoke can be regarded as the flow of air, the fastest air flow is a hurricane, the speed is 32 meters / s, I don't know how far away the heavenly realm is from us, but I know that there is a Chang'e sister living in the Guanghan Palace on the moon, 3800000000 meters away from the earth, the green smoke floats to the Guanghan Palace at the speed of the hurricane, and it takes 137 days to roughly calculate, a total of more than four months, and the daylilies are cold!

I'm about to have a good talk with the old liar about science, so I can make a phone call with the above and send a report or something, and I will do this as much as possible, and whoever offends the mortal gods will not be able to sleep. Suddenly, there was a loud "bang" sound, and the old liar was so frightened that he jumped far away and shouted from afar: "The thunder is coming, I'll go first, and I'll look for ......you again when there is news."

I looked up at the sky, there was no cloud, this old liar was definitely afraid that I would entangle with him, and deliberately used the excuse of hiding from the sky and thunder.

Raising his legs and walking around the corner, he saw a silver-white broken car with two seats without a roof and no door parked on the side of the road, Luo Yongqing was scolding: "Damn, a girl who was so beautiful in the past just now, she is not angry at the critical moment, what kind of tire is bursting?" ”

I stepped forward and patted Luo Yongqing on the shoulder, and asked in surprise, "Why are you here?" ”

Luo Yongqing turned his head and saw that it was me, and immediately cried with this face: "Why am I here?" I'm not worried about you, I'm afraid that you will suffer, I came to help you negotiate, and you released the pigeon! I knew that this matter was unlucky, and I just finished talking about the tire, and the car burst the tire! ”

I couldn't help but feel a little grateful in my heart, and then I remembered that there was such a thing as Gao Yue'e's pregnancy negotiation, and hurriedly asked Luo Yongqing: "Gao Yue'e, are they still there?" I didn't have any money, I couldn't buy a ticket, I couldn't get in! ”

Luo Yongqing looked at me like an alien and sighed: "I said, second brother, although Gao Yue'e is not a flower, you are definitely a piece of cow dung!" Your daughter-in-law's affair is over, your daughter-in-law is lucky, the kid who made her belly bigger is almost forty, his family has a family of inherited oligospermia, and every generation is worried about having a child, and he himself doesn't know and denies that he doesn't want this baby. As a result, the old man of their family almost died of excitement when he heard it, and he had already negotiated with your daughter-in-law, and if the paternity test confirmed that it was their family's species, he would directly give your daughter-in-law a sum of money and send your daughter-in-law to study abroad! ”

"Then, what about Gao Yue'e now?" When I hear the words "your daughter-in-law", I always feel weird.

Luo Yongqing took a sip and said, "It's up to you to take care of this, I've already gone to the hotel with that kid, and it's probably another snap!" After saying that, he turned around and took out his phone to call for car rescue.

My heart soured, what is this called? I worked hard to get justice for her, but she became a prisoner of the Lun family again, and you are still not my nominal daughter-in-law?

Remembering that Luo Yongqing scolded me for being a piece of cow dung just now, and the resentment of being slapped twice tonight came to my heart, I stretched out my right hand and turned into a thin crystal needle, and pierced Luo Yongqing's buttocks......

It was already midnight when I returned to the hospital, and of course the money for the taxi was paid by Luo Yongqing.

It's not why, the inpatient building seems to have a power outage, it's dark, only the power outage emergency lights are shining white, and the vision is very bad.

But that didn't stop me from going straight to my room, where the familiar and characterful snoring of the little nurse was very directive, like a lighthouse guiding a lost fishing boat on a stormy sea, which made me yearn for it and tremble with fear.

When I was about to get to the door of the ward, I saw a doctor walking briskly in front of me with a treatment cart in the distance, and I was about to enter our ward.

I couldn't help but be a little moved, there are still doctors with good medical ethics, who still come to the ward at such a late hour, especially for me and the little nurse, who have obviously recovered and are not left in the ward...... Well, no, except for a few male doctors with ill intentions to visit the little nurse in our ward, there have been no doctors in our ward for several days, where did this doctor come from?

I feel a little bad, since "Bi Xi Jue" has been integrated into my body, my sixth sense has been significantly more accurate.

Thinking that something was wrong, I picked up a 600 ml glucose hanging bottle from the hallway, quickly quickened my pace, and chased after it, and saw that the doctor had pushed open the door of our ward and quietly entered.

I'm in a hurry, the little nurse's pig, if she falls asleep, the voltage below 220 volts can't wake her up, if it's a thief, even the wealth and color will be intercepted!

When I ran to the door of the ward out of breath, the characteristic snoring sound could no longer be heard in the room, and I was nervous for a while, and suddenly heard an excited shout: "**, are you back?" What do you think? What do you think? How much did that kid lose for making your daughter-in-law's belly bigger? ”

Listening to this series of questions full of gossip spirit and in one go, I seemed to see the little nurse's eyebrows fluttering. It's really embarrassing for her, just for this answer that has nothing to do with her, she can still wake up from a deep sleep like shock and suspended animation, and I feel countless black lines crossed over my head.

"Ahh

There was no light in the room, and what jumped into my eyes was the little nurse curled up at the head of the bed, holding an ipad with a broken screen, judging from the residual light on the ipad screen, there was a sharp object shooting at the little nurse, and then she picked up the ipad next to the pillow to block it, the quality is really fucking good!

I quickly looked back in the direction of the ipad, and there was a blurry white shadow in the darkness behind me, and there was something in my hand, which I recognized right away this time, the gun! These days, are guns so worthless? Is it a scumbag with a handful in his hand?

"**, run!" Although the little nurse's voice was scared out of tune, she still remembered to let me run, and I was very moved.

Seeing that the white shadow had already aimed the gun at me, if I dodged, the little nurse would be exposed to him, how could I, a big man, do this? I'm selfish, but I can't stand in the way of the little nurse at a critical moment!

I was in a hurry, riveted my strength, and shouted with a spring thunder on my tongue: "Boss, my own people, misunderstanding!" ”

The white shadow seemed stunned, as if he hadn't understood something and misunderstood, and the action of pulling the trigger couldn't help but slow down.

I didn't have time to think about it, I stepped forward, reached out and grabbed the barrel of the guy's gun, the palm of my hand covered the muzzle, and under the urging of my mind, my right hand had turned into a hard solid crystal.

"Roll the calf for Lao Tzu!" The white shadow knew that he had been fooled, and he pulled the trigger without hesitation, and there was a soft sound of "oh", damn it, and installed a silencer.

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