"Oh, you guys, that's a real annoyance!" The man who was suspected to be from Pattaya was a man, but I really couldn't judge his age, so he smiled at me and the old liar, laughing so much that I almost lost my soul, "Hmph, this kid is so skilled, let the Lun family guess, it must be a famous family?" ”

I was still immersed in thinking about his gender attributes, and I didn't say anything.

"Suspected of Pattaya" glanced at the flower turban that was paralyzed on the ground, smiled at me like a flower, and stretched out a thick orchid to point at me: "Ah, this kid has a lot of kung fu in his hands, he must be a teacher of the 'Southern Shaolin Iron Palm Tablet Player', and can withstand the Lun family's fifty percent strength of the 'Cloud Palm Wind Blade', the Lun family guesses that your 'Golden Bell Hood Iron Cloth Shirt' has also been practiced to a considerable degree!" ”

"He's my apprentice, could it be that Your Excellency still has a trick to say hello? Let's draw a line! The old crook stepped forward, protected me behind him, and stretched out his right foot to scratch the floor, and the thick granite floor carved by the terrazzo was a centimeter-deep groove drawn by his right foot.

I looked at the back of the old liar standing in front of me, and felt that this man was unusually beautiful, far surpassing Gao Yue'e, and approaching the little nurse! Well? Why do I think the little nurse is far more beautiful than Gao Yue'e?

"Pattaya" looked at the deep mark on the floor, frowned, and asked coquettishly, "This is qigong?" I'm so afraid, isn't Your Excellency a hidden man? ”

The old liar deserves to have lived for thousands of years, and is completely immune to this kind of sissy, unlike me who is already disgusted to the point of turning over the river and the sea, he pretended to be unfathomable, smiled slightly and did not speak, I scolded behind the old liar: "What qigong? Do you open your eyes and see? Serious immortal arts! ”

The person who was knocked to the ground by me had already stood up and slowly walked to "Pattaya", and I saw clearly that it was actually a girl, no, a girl at the royal sister level, wearing a professional short skirt, she looked really good, and her figure was very slim, no wonder I didn't have a lot of momentum! This girl has a pair of slender and round legs, which is extremely eye-catching. It is said that Alexandros created the statue of Venus that year, because the arms were too beautiful and affected the whole, he directly chopped off the arms of Venus with an axe. According to this theory, the part below the waist of this royal sister should not be stored zài!

There were a few people behind her who hurriedly cleaned up the glass slag scattered all over the place, and carefully put it into a black cloth bag.

The sister of the royal sister level glanced at the old liar, I felt that she ignored me directly, and asked the "Pattaya" in a cold voice: "The enemy or the black?" ”

"Pattaya" shook her head, twisted her waist, and said softly, "I don't think it looks like it!" ”

I saw that the old liar was still playing cool there, and I didn't know that I was in a hurry, so I hurriedly yelled at the royal sisters and "Pattaya": "What kind of enemy and what eats black?" Isn't it just walking and bumping into it, as for you guys? Do it, my master is here, how many more people do you come up to try? "I distinctly felt the old liar tremble, probably a cold war.

The royal sisters glanced at the flower headscarf that I had opened, and said, "It's important to get down to business, since it's a misunderstanding, forget it!" "Passing by me and the old liar, leaving only the fragrance of perfume all the way.

Watching the royal sisters walk away, "Pattaya" turned to look at me and the old liar, and his expression changed, with a gloomy face, looking at the old liar and me, a glint flashed in his eyes, and he said in a deep voice: "Good means!" Good spells! The same is the above, there will be a period later! "Followed the royal sisters, and a few followers picked up flower turbans, stared at the two of us fiercely, and followed.

The old liar saw that I was still looking at the back of the Lun family greedily, stabbed me with his elbow, and whispered: "Don't look, you can't stay here for a long time, run!" ”

After saying that, he dragged me like my butt was on fire, and ran towards the gate of Entertainment City, looking at the sky as I ran.

I wondered in my heart, and asked puzzledly: "Hey, just run, don't stumble on the ground, what do you always look at the sky?" ”

"I also said, in order to save you just now, I used immortal arts, I don't know if I alarmed the law enforcement gods, let me see if there are any thunderclouds?" The old crook hid most of his body in the entertainment city, stuck his head out of the window and looked into the sky, and after a long time he didn't move, he rolled out of the window on the first floor, took me to the corner of the street where no one was around, took a long breath, looked at me and said, "Now there is bad news, and there is a ......"

"Hear the good news first!" I said categorically, I made up my mind in my heart, I followed LOHAS with the good news, and I turned my face and didn't admit the bad news.

"No good news!" The old liar bared out his yellow teeth, and squeezed out a trace of expression on his wrinkled face, and he couldn't tell whether he was crying or laughing, "Now there is bad news, and there is even worse news, which do you listen to?" ”

I was stunned for a while, I didn't expect this old liar to play cards according to the rules, both horizontal and vertical are bad news, the lesser of two evils, and immediately said: "Listen to the not too bad news first!" ”

The old liar thought for a while, and said gloatingly: "I know that woman just now, it seems that she is the famous 'Pretty Rakshasa' on the Black Road in Hanjiang City, and it is said that she is the most ruthless, and now that you have offended his horse, I am afraid that there will be trouble!" ”

I couldn't help but shudder,, this is going to get into the underworld? Our ancestors have been good citizens for eighteen generations, and my father has to look around to see if he will drown ants when he pulls a trumpet on the mountain, but as a result, I have offended all the underworld in the northeast with the Han River.

The old liar leaned over with a shy face: "There is even worse news, do you listen to it?" ”

"Don't listen, it's nothing to do with me!" I was startled, took two steps back, and immediately distanced myself from the old liar, whom I had not met with anything good since I had known him.

"If you don't listen, you have to listen, boy, in order to save you, I will confiscate the appearance fee of 300 yuan, the bad news is that you owe me 300 yuan!" The old liar said angrily.

I've seen shameless, I've never seen an old liar so shameless, I just wanted to shoot it in a pan, but I saw the old liar's face change, and said very seriously: "That guy who uses the wind blade doesn't use qigong!" ”

"Not qigong? How is that so powerful? "I'm stupid again, that wind blade just now was extremely sharp and menacing, almost breaking my crystal protection, isn't it the legendary qigong? I have heard of the power of qigong since I was a child, it is said that the fire in the Great Xing'an Mountains is raging, and the government cannot extinguish it with 100,000 troops, but as a result, there is a qigong master surnamed Yan in the capital who works thousands of miles away, and the fire is like a natural gas stove that has lost its gas, and the flames are immediately gone.

The old liar looked solemn and excited, looked up at the sky, and asserted: "Where in this world is there any qigong? It's all liar! That person used immortal arts, and I saw that it was immortal arts, but it was a simplified version! ”

I think the old liar was stunned by the loss of 300 yuan, and this kind of thing can be said, immortal? Also a simplified version? Do you think it's downloading pirated software online without registering and not paying, and the Lun family gives you a simplified version of the restricted function, just like Dongying's small movies are full of mosaics? Could it be that immortals are everywhere, and everyone knows how to do immortals?

The old liar also saw my disbelief, and knew that his own image in my mind was not very good, and his credibility was relatively poor, so he had to laugh dryly twice and explained: "I don't know why that person knows immortal arts, and he actually uses this high-level wind attribute immortal magic to shake the supervision of the law enforcement gods, I want to reflect this matter to the above, maybe I can return to the heavenly realm with a guilty meritorious service!" ”

I made a disdainful gesture at the old liar, and when I was in school, I was annoyed by this kind of person who was excited when he grabbed his classmate's pigtails. But I'm more interested in what he said, "report back to the top." Topmost? Isn't it the heavenly realm?

"How do you report to the top? Soaring? Or is it out of body? The most unfortunate is also a thousand miles of sound? "I'm a little excited.

The old liar rolled his eyes at me and said angrily, "Have you read too many fantasy novels? How did you report to your ancestors on the Qingming Festival on your study and life in the past year? With his hands outstretched, he took out a piece of yellow paper from his trouser pocket, and said something in his mouth, and then shook it in the wind, and the paper burned and slowly turned to ashes.

"Burning paper?" I almost didn't glare, "You actually burned paper to report such a serious incident to the Heavenly Realm?" Burn paper for the gods? ”

"What do you want?" The old liar's face did not change, "This paper is not ordinary paper, when I go to the lower realm, I am smooth, burning paper is to write letters, and the heavenly realm naturally has the control to send and receive the letter to the relevant departments!" ”

Immediately I had in my mind a small, cramped and dimly lit room, an old man in blue overalls and blue sleeves, holding a huge tongs, pulling them out one by one from a stove in front of me and burning them underneath......

The old liar said another sentence that made me tremble: "That person probably also recognized that you are also using immortal arts, and you will come to kill people and kill people, you have to be careful recently!" ”

I was taken aback, what the old liar said made sense, this middle-aged man said "good spells" when he left, and said "there will be a period later", he must have seen it, he must also be worried that his use of immortal magic was discovered by the law enforcement gods, and he really came to kill people and kill people, just with the little "Miao Zi Scroll" of the three-legged cat that I learned in the past two days, and it was not cut into mutton slices by the Lun family?

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