Chapter 32: The Master Who Doesn't Care
I looked at Jiang Taigong's eyes a little hot, this is the master who was a god back then, so many gods were sealed by him, no wonder the old liar said that even Feng Sanniang's master didn't dare to make a mistake on this small fishing boat.
I suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly pulled the old liar and asked quietly: "I said the old liar, didn't Erlang God say that the passage between the heavens and the world has been completely closed, and all the immortals are not allowed to go down to earth?" Why is this great god still in the mortal world? โ
The old liar listened to my question, was a little embarrassed, rubbed his hands and glanced at Jiang Taigong, and muttered without answering.
Mrs. Jiang had already heard my question, walked to the oven at the other end of the boat and sat down, laughed and said, "Hefeng Sanniang has been fighting all night, are you hungry?" Come and eat two grilled fish, my grilled fish kung fu is a must, King Zhou Wen was attracted by the fragrance of my grilled fish! โ
I thought to myself, it turned out that King Zhou Wen was also a foodie, and sat down around the oven with the old liar. Mrs. Jiang's skills are really good, this fish is grilled on the outside and tender on the inside, and I have secretly swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva.
Jiang Taigong said with a smile while grilling fish: "The question you just asked, Xiaofuzi is embarrassed to answer, in fact, it's nothing, the answer is very simple, that is, I am not a god!" โ
When I heard this, I was a little surprised, and quickly turned my head to look at the old liar. The old liar sniffed and said, "Taigong was crowned as a god three hundred and sixty-five back then, but he didn't seal himself!" โ
I hurriedly began to pat Jiang Taigong's ass: "Taigong is really high-spirited, his palm is the power of the gods, but he doesn't seal himself, he is really a model of righteousness in the world!" โ
Jiang Taigong is worthy of being a scheming and scheming leader, and he is completely unmoved by my sycophants, he saw through my purpose at a glance, and laughed: "Boy, you don't pat my sycophants!" I was so busy that I forgot to seal myself! โ
I'm a little speechless, and I'm still busy forgetting about the future? Now who doesn't think about climbing up every day, this old man is really outstanding!
The old liar hurriedly added: "However, Taigong Gong is in the Three Realms, and he is allowed to travel to the Ministry of Gods, and everywhere he goes, the righteous gods of the Ministry temporarily give way, which is the so-called 'Taigong is here, and the gods avoid'!" โ
Jiang Taigong waved his hand: "Having said that, why bother to annoy people? โ
I don't read much, but I still think about it, isn't it just a nominal temporary cadre? You don't have any real power at all, you still think that the righteous gods of others really abdicate, and the little ones still really support you? If you really take you seriously, you will slap your ass and leave, and return to your place, so you won't give you little shoes to wear?
But there was one thing I still couldn't understand, so I hurriedly asked: "Now that so many immortals have been reincarnated, Taigong's mana is so high, why don't you care?" โ
Jiang Taigong brushed a layer of "Old Immortal" brand hot sauce on the grilled fish, and smiled: "The affairs of the Three Realms have their own gods to take care of, why should I bother with such idleness?" If it weren't for Xiaofuzi begging me as a chess friend today, even if you were chopped into meat slag, I wouldn't care! โ
Uh, I can't help but shudder, this old man can see it, listen to him, even if the three realms are messed up, as long as there are fish in the water, it is none of his business. This high-level person stands at a high level, that is, he can see it, just like those billionaires pretend to say that it is useless to have too much money every day, how can it be said according to philosophy? Yes, the transition from a world of necessity to a world of freedom has been achieved!
I took a bite of the grilled fish fiercely, and made up my mind to practice the "Miao Zi Scroll" well, and I couldn't work hard to become a fairy and become a fairy!
Jiang Taigong looked at me with a smile, and said, "I heard Xiaofuzi say that the treasure of water travel 'Bi Xijue' recognizes you as the master?" This is true, it can be seen that you have good talents, I have been alone all my life, how good it would be if I had an apprentice like you! โ
I didn't understand, I was still nibbling on the grilled fish, I guessed that this fish must not have grown in the Han River, how could there be such a delicious fish when the water of the Han River was polluted like this?
When the old liar saw that I was indifferent, and was still working the fish, he could not help but be anxious, and repeatedly poked me with his elbow.
I came back to my senses from the delicious grilled fish and asked, "What's the matter?" What's the matter? What are you stabbing me for, old liar? โ
The old liar was angry and funny, looked at Jiang Taigong's stiff smiling face that was almost green, and said, "Taigong wants to accept an apprentice today!" โ
I looked around the small fishing boat, except for the old man Jiang, there were only me and the old liar, and Lin Mi who was unconscious on the deck, which clearly meant that he wanted to accept me as an apprentice, and said it clearly, how do you know what you want to say if you don't say it?
My father said that if you want to get along, you must have connections, and now I, as a trainee immortal, I haven't even recognized the innocence of the immortals, where will I have connections, if I worship Jiang Ziya as a master, hahahaha, this backer is big!
I threw away the grilled fish, and quickly lay on the ground and kowtowed to Jiang Taigong a few times, shouting: "Master is on top, ** kowtow to the master!" โ
This time I made a lot of money, and I worshipped such a face-saving master, but he won't ask me to pay tuition, right? In the novel, it seems that the master is in charge of eating and drinking, and he also gives the baby as a greeting gift.
Seeing that I was so good at doing things, Jiang Taigong seemed to be quite satisfied, nodded, touched his goatee, and said, "Well, since you are so sincere, you have repeatedly asked to be a teacher, and if you are a teacher, you will make an exception and accept another disciple!" โ
I can't help but curse after listening to it, do you have to be so hypocritical? Can't it be like a hit it off?
The old liar applauded "popping" on the side, laughing so much that the folds on his face could trap flies, and said: "Congratulations to Taigong, congratulations to Taigong, and he has received a good apprentice, the master of 'Bi Xijue', this qualification is far better than that of General Wude back then!" โ
Jiang Taigong, no, my master seems to be in a pretty good mood, and said: "**, for the rules of the master's sect, the first thing is not to do evil, but as the master of 'Bi Xi Jue', you don't have to worry too much about this behavior!" There is one point, you are the second in the division, the senior brother Wuji, was originally a woodcutter, but he had no chance to become a god, and the officials of the Zhou Dynasty worshiped General Wude, but he just enjoyed a hundred years of wealth in the world! โ
I know this paragraph, Wu Ji, it's already hanged, but the name Gao Lao Er is really not good, and when I have the opportunity to squeak with the master, change it to Gao Laoda, but what is the good teacher to meet the baby?
Master Jiang Taigong didn't seem to think that there was such a thing as giving apprentices a baby, so he ignored my heartfelt desires and shouts, and beckoned the old liar to start eating fish, saying that it was a banquet to celebrate the acceptance of apprentices!
The old liar muttered while stuffing his mouth full of oil: "**, you have worshiped Taigong as a teacher now, but the magpie climbs the high branches, the carp jumps over the dragon gate, if he has some achievements in the future, don't forget to bring me along......"
Listen to what he means, I will become the second generation of officials now? But is there a second generation of officials like me? Don't you ask Mrs. Jiang for two treasures, I'm sorry for the few times I shouted Master, let's ask him for this, and I'm afraid that he will be unhappy, thinking I'm snobbish, so embarrassed, you have lived for thousands of years, why don't you have the consciousness of the master?
I thought about it for a long time, and saw that Mrs. Jiang and the old liar were chatting happily, so I took an opportunity and said hesitantly: "Master, you see, this is like today's world immortals have been reincarnated as disasters in the world, and the disciples are burdened with heavy responsibilities, but unfortunately the mana is low, can the master give the disciples a few treasures for self-defense?" Otherwise, you will lose the face of the teacher! โ
I remember that Jiang Taigong actually has several treasures, what kind of whip, four unlike, apricot yellow flag and the like, any one is enough for me to sรจ, if you give it to me together, it will be cool! The worst thing, I saw the jade bottle in your butt pocket just now, and I directly healed the injury on Lin Hao's body, and it's not bad to give me a hundred and eighty pills!
Mrs. Jiang was stunned for a moment, looking at me staring at him, and then I figured out, my master must give some kind of meeting gift!