Chapter 33: A Thousand Years of Cultivation
Mrs. Jiang's face turned red, coughed a few times, and said curtly: "That's right, that's it, I have a few treasures in my hand, but I don't know which corner I threw it into after a long time, wait for me to look for it?" ”
I immediately deflated, this is obviously nothing, someone asked Luo Yongqing to borrow money, Luo Yongqing just said, "Oh, I didn't have my wallet with me today, I'll look for it and give it to you later?" "I knew it wouldn't be fun!
Seeing my disappointed expression, Jiang Taigong felt a little sorry for me, and quickly changed his face, and said solemnly: "Although I don't care about the affairs of the Three Realms, I finally accepted an apprentice, if anyone bullied him, I won't agree!" ”
What's the difference between this and a bad check? I sighed, hummed and took a bite of the grilled fish, and began to reflect on whether this master was in a bit of a hurry, damn, it was the old liar who instigated it, go back to him to settle accounts, at least get a few of those bottles and cans in his arms!
My master is worthy of being a human spirit who has lived for thousands of years, and immediately drank wine and played chess with the old liar in a calm manner, leaving me alone beside me to be angry, seeing Lin Hao still lying on the deck and sleeping, the river breeze was a little cold, she was already curled up in a ball, I quickly took off my shirt and covered her, and stood naked in the wind.
Looking at Lin Hao's sleeping position, my sleepiness slowly came up, Jiang Feng whined in his ears and slowly turned into a whimper, and it was the sad cry in the starry sky, I woke up suddenly, that, is the voice of the little nurse? What is she doing now?
A few hours passed in a blink of an eye, and the sky was getting brighter, Jiang Taigong stood up, stretched out his hand to summon me, and said: "**, although you and I are masters and apprentices, but I am playing the Three Realms, I have no fixed place, and I can't teach you. ”
Although I am angry that this cheap master doesn't give me any treasures, but I am also my only master, which is going to be separated, I can't help but feel a little sad, and my eyes are red all of a sudden!
Jiang Taigong stretched out his hand and patted me lightly on the back a few times, and I suddenly felt a warm current pouring from the vest into the limbs, and I couldn't help but feel a whim, and my throat was sweet, and a mouthful of black blood spit out.
The old liar stood aside, with an envious look in his eyes, and said with emotion: "It's good to have a master, how can it be like us scattered immortals, who have worked hard to achieve the Tao, Taigong's palms, I'm afraid it will take thousands of years to cultivate, this kid will refine the immortal body in the future, and get twice the result with half the effort!" ”
Mrs. Jiang looked a little tired, waved his hand gently, a gust of wind blew, and the old liar and I were already standing on the embankment of the Han River, Lin Hao was still lying on the cement floor beside us, and his body was still covered with my shirt, and his posture had not changed, but the small fishing boat in Jiangxin had disappeared, and he faintly heard a sentence in the distance: "Temporarily avoid the edge, strengthen your body......"
Listening to the words of the old liar, I realized that my master did not hesitate to damage his thousand-year-old cultivation, as if he had done something good for me, and I was grateful.
Turning my head and seeing that Lin Hao was still sleeping, I asked the old liar: "Is this girl sleeping or unconscious, why has she been like a pig for several hours, motionless?" ”
The old liar thought for a while and said, "It is estimated that the princess is afraid that she will hear our words, so when she treats her injuries, he will move a little bit and make her fall asleep for a few hours!" ”
I was envious for a while, and I couldn't help but feel dirty in my heart, and secretly complained that my master said to go, you can pass this hypnotism to me, not to mention that you can do whatever you want after the hypnosis of the bubble girl, even if it is for those large amounts of money to treat depression and insomnia, it is estimated that you can make a fortune.
The old liar bent down and scooped a handful of cold water in the river, poured it on Lin Hao's face, and with a "bang", Lin Hao woke up slowly, but it seemed that he found himself lying on the river embankment and was disheveled, and two obscene smiling faces appeared in front of him, one old and one fat, so frightened that he bounced up directly from the ground.
Lin Hao bounced even worse, she was originally wearing a sexy black one-piece slim skirt, but now she found that her miniskirt was no longer good, almost shrunk to the root of her thighs, and her two big white legs were unobstructed, so she quickly reached out and pulled it down shyly. Hmm, Pepper is still shy?
This tear is good, the clothes on her upper body have been scratched by the wind blade, and she directly tore them into blinds, and the spring light leaked out. Lin Hao's face immediately became feverish, and he stood there neither left nor right, so he had to shout viciously at me and the old liar: "Turn around, don't look!" ”
Looking at her embarrassment, I was happy for a while, this is the famous figure known as "Little Pepper" in Hanjiang University? Reaching out and tearing off her white dress from the old liar's waist and throwing it to her, the old liar grinned in pain, what kind of garlic is it pretending to be? I don't believe my master didn't cure you!
Lin Hao took the dress and trotted behind the green belt of the river embankment to hide and change clothes, her high heels were long gone, and she could only run barefoot on tiptoe, as beautiful as ballet.
The old liar took advantage of this gap, looked at Lin Hazy's graceful back, and said to me: "I said, **, what should I do with this chick?" ”
"What to do?" I kind of don't understand what the old liars mean.
The old liar was not satisfied with my sluggishness, and said in an accentuated tone: "I mean, she knows too much!" ”
I was shocked when I heard it, this sentence was too meaningful, and seeing the old liar's solemn appearance, I nervously asked, "Huh? Do you want to kill your mouth? ”
"Say what?" The old liar glared at me, "We are immortals, not the underworld!" ”
I breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly scolded you for acting in the underworld countless times, if the heavenly realm wants to kill Lin Hao, I am reluctant to let this big-breasted beauty die of it, and I have to fight with them.
However, what the old liar said is also a big problem, the identity of the immortals is absolutely confidential, if mortals know that there are actually a large number of immortals around them, it is strange that this society is not chaotic!
I hurriedly asked the old liar: "You have a lot of experience in fighting, what do you say?" ”
The old liar pretended to be deep, stretched out two fingers, and I quickly gave a cigarette to me with humor, although it was a little damp by the river water, but I lit it anyway. The old liar took a deep breath, spat out a smoke ring, and said, "Pretend to be stupid!" ”
Seeing that I didn't understand what he meant, the old liar continued to guide my thinking deeply: "I can prepare an elixir that can forget the memory for a period of time after taking it, but it will take a week to make it. During this time, if Lin Hao asked about last night, we would pretend to be stupid and say that we didn't know, and wait for the medicine to come out and feed her, and it would be done! ”
I think this method is good, so I nodded quickly, but I vaguely felt that there was a problem, who would trick this "little pepper" into taking medicine? I can't tell her directly: "Lin Hao, you know too much, we decided to erase your memory, come, good, take this medicine!" ”
While speaking, Lin Hao had already changed his clothes and came out, with a slender and plump figure with a white dress, and his long flowing hair hanging down on his shoulders, I was almost stunned. But as soon as Lin Hao turned around, I almost laughed with the old liar, there was a bloodstain under her waist behind her, it was estimated that it was an old liar, but now it looks like the eldest aunt is coming......
Lin Hao was laughed inexplicably by me and the old liar, and as soon as the willow eyebrows were raised, I was about to have a seizure, I suddenly felt bad, this "little pepper" is not easy to mess with, so I quickly held back my smile, but saw a smile squeezed out of the corner of Lin Hao's mouth, and asked timidly: "What's wrong?" Do you think there's a problem? ”
Well? How did this "little pepper" change? It's completely unacceptable!