Chapter 5 [Four to Two]
Miss Qiao fell from the sky, and such a surprise may stimulate people's heart disease.
After making a fuss for a while, I calmed down, and I looked at Qiao Qiao, although she was in good spirits, but her appearance was really a little embarrassed, there was a hole in her clothes, revealing a large shoulder, there was black ash on her face, and one of her shoes had fallen off.
I'm afraid I want to talk to her with a thousand words in my heart at the moment, but I can't say it at this moment, so I hesitated for a moment and decided to figure out what was going on first.
I pulled her to sit down, then took out a wet tissue, pulled her over, and then gently wiped the dust on her face, and the bride next to her, Yan Di, also quickly brought a cup to get her a glass of water. Qiao Qiao glanced at me, but smiled sweetly, let me fiddle with her face, and then drank a large glass of water in one gulp, only then did she let out a long breath and looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahahaha, old lady, I finally regained zìyóu!" ”
Next to him, Aze wiped his sweat and muttered in a low voice: "The terrifying demon king is back in the world......
Seeing Qiaoqiao's murderous gaze sweeping over, he quickly changed his words: "Well, how did you run out?" When we got on the plane at Nanjing Airport, didn't you still come to see us off? Why did you come here in a blink of an eye? ”
Qiao Qiao made a victory gesture and smiled: "Master, I have been planning for a long time before I finally seized such an opportunity!" Hmph, I can't even go out of the city normally. Thanks to the drop-off for you this time, I found my chance! The old man of my family sent a few people to follow me. But I went to the airport to see people off, I didn't bring any luggage, and I didn't do any tricks along the way, and they definitely didn't expect that I would suddenly run away at the airport. And I had already planned it before. Quietly used the method of online bank payment to buy an e-ticket! Hum...... And when I went out this time, I only brought my ID and put it in my underwear, not even a handbag, and those bodyguards didn't even think of it! ”
"At the airport, after the two of you went through security, I pretended to be depressed and said I was going to the bathroom, and the old man sent to take care of me had to wait outside. Actually, I was wasting time, and I knew it was just after the takeoff of Aze and Wood's plane. There was also a flight to Běijīng, and the difference was less than twenty minutes! I spent twenty minutes in the bathroom, and the people outside kept me running. Just keep outside. Then when the time was almost up, I came out of it and pretended to follow them...... When I got to the middle of the hall, I immediately tore off my shoulders and shouted at the crowded place next to me! ”
Speaking of which. Jojo sighed, then smiled, "This thought, if I shout about catching a thief or a robbery or something." It is estimated that few people have such a nosy as a guts. But shouting indecent is different! The old lady is such a beautiful woman standing here, I don't know how many wolves are spying on me next to me, I shouted, and suddenly rushed out of several guys who wanted to save the beauty heroically, and then the more people surrounded, my old man sent to take care of my three subordinates, and they were suddenly beaten into pigs' heads. I ran away after saying that I was in chaos, and then went directly through the security check with my ID and entered the waiting hall! Hahahaha...... Several of the old man's men were not only repaired, but also taken to the airport's security department. By the time they finished solving the problem, the old lady had already taken a plane and ran away! ”
"I came out in a hurry, although I booked an e-ticket, flew all the way to Běijīng, and then transferred from Běijīng to Vancouver, only one step slower than Mutou Aze and them. But I didn't have anything with me, I only had a document on me, not even a penny. When I came to Vancouver, I didn't even have the money to take a taxi when I got out of the airport...... Hmph, I met a taxi driver who dared to flirt with the old lady, I told him that I was a friend of the five masters in Vancouver, but the guy was so scared that he didn't even dare to ask for the car money, and ran away when he got to the place. ”
I sighed, looked at Qiao Qiao, distressed and moved, seeing her embarrassed appearance, probably in a hurry when she ran, even a shoe fell off. couldn't help but whisper: "Qiaoqiao, you ran out like this...... Alas, your father is going to die of anger again. ”
Qiao Qiao looked at me, then at Yan Di, and then said in a deep voice: "Well, you, you are married, how can I not come?" ”
Although Qiao Qiao has kept saying that she will not be my wife, but at this time, her eyes inevitably showed a trace of sourness, although this strange gaze was fleeting, but it was still captured by me. Jojo then took a few deep breaths, then smiled again, jumped up from the couch, and then crossed his waist and laughed, "Okay, now I'm here!" Needless to say, I want to be a bridesmaid, and no one is allowed to rob me! ”
Then she hugged Yan Di and said softly: "Okay Yan Di, you got married today, why do you always cry like this?" Come on, come on, baby, I'll wipe your tears. Yan Di wiped away her tears, stared at Qiao Qiao with tears in her smile, and said in a low voice, "You...... You really don't hate me? ”
"What do you hate for?" Qiao Qiao pursed her lips, and then smiled: "Come on, beautiful bride, let's get these stinky men out, I'm going to change into a bridesmaid outfit!" ”
Then she turned her head and glared at the three of us: "Hey, are you all deaf?" The old lady wants to change her clothes, you still don't leave, do you want to stay and peek? ”
Aze and Wood ran faster than anything else, and ran straight out the door, and I walked at the end, looking back at Jojo. Qiaoqiao also looked at me, we looked at each other, but Qiaoqiao suddenly winked at me, and at this time Yan Di had already turned around and ran to the big closet next to me to get a new set of bridesmaid dresses, with her back to us. Qiaoqiao walked over, then stood on tiptoe, kissed me on the lips, and said softly, "Winter Five, I wish you a happy wedding." ”
I was stunned on the spot, and there was still a trace of her fragrance on my lips, and I couldn't help but feel a little dazed. But Qiaoqiao had already pushed me out immediately, and shouted while pushing, "What are you stunned about? Do you really want to peek at me changing clothes? Get out, go out
Get out of here......"
I was pushed out of the door by Jojo, and when I saw the door closed, I was still a little distraught, and I just felt like a dream. Jojo suddenly fell from the sky and appeared in front of me?? Although she is the person I have been thinking about for a long time, in her heart, she really doesn't care about the place where I got married?
Then I went back to the groom's dressing room, where Aze and Mu had changed into the best man's grooms' dresses with the help of the stylist. After a while, Lei Xiaohu and Xiluo also came. Except for Mu Tou, who didn't know Lei Xiaohu, everyone else knew each other, and I introduced it, and I didn't have the heart to say anything else. Although I still feel a little weird in my heart, the room is full of my closest relatives and friends, and after talking for a while, I am gradually happy.
When it was almost three o'clock, several brothers who were in charge of the coordination of the whole field outside came in, and Ciro went out to arrange it again, and then turned around and came in and looked at me: "Xuewu, ready?" Here we go. ”
I took a few deep breaths, Aze and Wood walked up to me, Aze gave me a bow tie with his own hands, and then patted me and smiled: "Brother, don't be nervous, men have to go through it once in their lives...... It is also a knife to stretch out your head, and it is also a knife to shrink your head, just grit your teeth and get through. ”
I laughed and scolded with a smile: "Lao Tzu is married, not on the execution ground." ”
Aze grimaced and said with a smile: "I can tell you, marriage is like a grave, if you regret it now, it's too late, I know that there is a car behind the house, if you want to escape the marriage, we can escort you all the way...... Hahahaha. ”
He was still laughing, but Wood kicked him in the back and kicked him away, and then Wood stood in front of me, and he looked at me with a serious expression. Then Mu smiled, and his voice was very sincere: "Gangwu, they all say that marriage is the grave of love, but I think that if there is no such grave, wouldn't there be no place to die?" So, don't pay attention to Azehu's nonsense...... Well, I bless you. ”
"Thank you!" I looked into the eyes of the wood and said squirtingly.
At this time, Ciro suddenly laughed loudly: "By the way, there are four best men by Xiao Wu's side today!" Aze, Wood, Me, and Little Tiger! But there were only two bridesmaids around the bride. Xu Xin and Miss Qiao!! Aha, four to two, we can get them drunk in a while! Women don't get drunk, men don't have a chance!! ”
I glanced at the kid, and I knew what the hell he had in mind. Hum!
Aze walked to Ciro's side, looked at Ciro, and suddenly bowed, and Siro said strangely: "What are you doing?" ”
Aze looked at Ciro with pity and said in a low voice, "Hey, Siro, you probably haven't had a drink with Jojo...... I actually came up with this way to find death......"
The wood immediately patted Ciro and comforted: "Don't be afraid! Unafraid!! I'll be sure to call an ambulance for you in a moment. ”
Someone outside is urging you, and the time has come!
I coughed and walked out of the locker room first, followed by the four bridesmaids, all with their heads held high.
All the guests in the courtyard are due, but fortunately, Luo Ya Zhou finally arranged to divide the guests of the official white road and the underworld into two areas, leaving a passage in the middle of the two areas to spread the red carpet, separating these cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, so as not to cause chaos.