Chapter 4 [Girl, give the uncle a smile~~
Hiding behind the glass of the balcony upstairs, I stood side by side with Bucktooth Zhou, holding a cigar in his hand, looking at the guests in the courtyard below who were having a "warm" conversation, smiling and sighing: "Well, it seems that everyone gets along very well." β
I watched the scene below speechlessly, if it wasn't for my subordinates to stop me, I would have almost had several people fighting just now......
"Don't worry, today is your fifth master's marriage, and no one will give you face in Vancouver. You eat both black and white, and everyone knows this identity. Now the authorities are also relying on you to manage the underworld, and there will be no problems. Bucktooth Zhou smiled confidently.
I thought for a moment and said, "I have a question for you...... That Xu Xin, what does it have to do with you? She can't be your illegitimate daughter, right? I see the cunning look she looks like when she laughs, she looks like you! β
Luo Yazhou sighed and said with a wry smile: "Boss, can I give birth to such a beautiful daughter with my appearance?" This girl and I are indeed related, and she is the daughter of one of my deceased people......" Then he looked at me with jΗng timid: "What's wrong?" You wouldn't be interested in her too, would you? I said boss, your confidantes are one after another, just let me go of this little niece......"
β¦β¦ How do I see a triumphant look in his eyes? glared at him fiercely, and I said angrily: "Don't worry! I'm not interested in this niece of yours, but Ciro is chasing her very closely. I have no objection to this. But after all, you recommended people to us, so we always have to ask you if you are willing to nod your head. β
"Ciro?" Bucktooth Zhou was stunned for a moment, and then he thought about it. Smiled: "I'm okay with it." As long as he has the ability to deal with Xu Xin. β
"It's a deal." I laughed out loud and patted Luo Ya Zhou's shoulder: "You see, Xiluo is my brother, and Xu Xin is your niece." I'm afraid it won't be long before we become a family. β
"I'm fine, anyway, this girl, sooner or later, I'm going to find a good family." Luo Ya Zhou was slapped by me and grinned, glaring: "But explain in advance, I won't give a penny of dowry!" β
A few minutes later, someone knocked on the door and came in and whispered something in my ear. I was suddenly in high spirits, and my face was full of joy! I can't care about the bucktooth period at the moment, so I flew and rushed out of the door!!
I rushed all the way downstairs. As soon as I ran around the corner, I saw two familiar figures standing in the living room!!
The first one, with a slender figure. A handsome face, with a hint of evil and a swaying smile, that intoxicating smile with a hint of uninhibited aura, isn't it who Aze is?!
And the one in the back, with a calm face. There is an old-fashioned suitcase at the foot, which looks old-fashioned, who is it not wood?
I cheered. Ignoring the stairs, he jumped off the railing, and after landing, he jumped up and hugged both of them at the same time.
The three of us hugged each other, and we all laughed, and then I let go of the two of them, and beat them the chest, and said with a smile: "Good guy! Looking forward to the stars and the moon, I finally hope for you! So do you. Why not come early, just in time for the last minute! If you don't make it in time for me to get married, be careful that I run back to hunt you down! β
Aze grinned and said, "Please, there is a Pacific Ocean in the middle, and the plane has been sitting for more than ten hours, and I am tired and exhausted." If it weren't for the beautiful flight attendants on the plane, I would have died of depression. β
Wood stooped down to open the suitcase, then took out a small red paper bag and handed it to me: "Take it, share the money." I held it in my hand, only to feel that it was thick, and I couldn't help frowning: "Why do you and I come to this set?" β
Aze couldn't help but smile and said, "You open it and look at it." β
I was not polite with them, and I opened the red envelope on the spot, only to find that it was not banknotes, but two round-trip tickets!
Wood sighed and said loudly, "Come! Who reported the plane ticket that came! β
I laughed, but suddenly tore up the plane ticket in a few clicks: "Don't think about leaving so quickly when you come, don't stay for ten days and half a month this time, don't want to leave!" β
Aze hugged his arms and smiled: "I don't care. I want to see the beautiful sister of North America...... Well, you're doing so well in Hollywood now, when will you introduce a few female stars to me? Then he deliberately glanced at the wood, and whispered with a malicious expression: "I'm not in a hurry to leave, but someone is like an arrow...... Hey......"
Mu Tou looked calm and said lightly: "The summer vacation is almost over, and I want to send Yoyo to school." β
I was stunned!!
Looking at Aze's malicious expression, I suddenly remembered that I had suspected that the wood had changed recently, could it be that he had something to do with his feelings? The biggest suspicion is to guess if he has a woman, because in my opinion, most of the time only the nourishment of love can make this wood "dead wood meet chΕ«n"!
But...... yoyoοΌ
I was dumbfounded...... Belch...... Yoyo, although this little girl is indeed surprisingly beautiful, and she is also a beauty embryo...... However, she's only in her early teens this year, right?
Although I have always thought that wood is a strange person, strange people are considered strange things!
But...... Hell, this guy doesn't really like young girls, does he? Jokes aside, that's not a good thing.
I looked strange and was about to speak, but Aze saw that I had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "Damn! You want to be crooked! Although that little Luo Li is indeed lovely, we are not yet beasts to that extent! Well...... In another six or seven years, it will be about the same. Looking at the murderous expression on the wooden face, Aze quickly changed his words and said, "This, Xiao Wu, don't get me wrong, someone is not chΕ«n's heart is rippling...... It's the inexplicable love of Xi's father! I don't know why, but this guy really loves Yoyo as if she were his daughter...... Alas, what the hell, it's clear that he's still a virgin who hasn't even touched a woman. But he actually became his father's horn, and he did it well
There is! β
I'm amazed, but now is not the time to talk in detail. Sure enough, Aze next shouted, "I want to see the bride!" I want to see the bride!! β
Then it's time to gear up, looking excited.
The wood just rightly broke the guy's intentions: "I think you want to see the bridesmaids...... Well, just now outside, your subordinate inadvertently said that the bridesmaids were beautiful. β
I laughed: "The bridesmaid Aze has no hope, the bridesmaid's boyfriend is Ciro, you all know each other...... Aze, Ciro is a big dozen in a fight, you be careful...... Hehe. β
While joking. As soon as I was right, I led the two of them to the bridal dressing room in the back.
Although the custom is that the groom cannot see the bride before the wedding, I am a natural unruly person anyway, and the girls around the bride are used to it. Just looking at me bringing two more big men, I couldn't help but be curious.
The dressing room was originally not big, and Aze was the most cunning, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Yan Di, who was dressed beautifully and moving. I couldn't help but have my eyes shining, and with a cheer, I made an extremely enthusiastic appearance. "Ah! Sister Yan Di, long time no see! Please accept warm greetings from relatives and friends in your home country!! After saying that, he opened his arms and was about to hug him. I hurried up and took a step just right to block this guy's criminal attempt to take advantage of the opportunity to jam the oil.
However, this guy was old-skinned and didn't care at all, seeing that he couldn't hug Yan Di, he turned to a group of girls around him and opened his arms, and shouted enthusiastically: "Please accept the warm greetings from relatives and friends in the motherland......" After speaking, he pounced, and immediately caused the girls in the room to flee in all directions.
Aze was busy for a long time, but he didn't hug any of them. I only came back with the smell of perfume, and I couldn't help but feel a little frustrated: "Alas, your local girl here is not enthusiastic at all...... It really makes my relatives and friends from the motherland sad......"
Yan Di blushed, but just snuggled up to me with a smile.
Everyone else in the room went out, and only the four of us were left. Aze and Mu began to be funny again, and the two deliberately went up and down just staring at Yan Di, and from time to time they let out strange sighs.
Yan Di was thin-skinned, and I couldn't hide behind me, so I couldn't help laughing and scolding: "You two, what are you looking at!" β
Wood said with a straight face: "Different! It's completely different! Now I look at it twice, it's to look at our good friend Sister Yan Di. Later, it will not be 'good friend Yan Di's sister', but 'fifth sister-in-law'. Of course, take a second look now! Otherwise, it would be a great loss! β
I laughed and cursed, and then pulled the two of them to sit down and chat. Although there should be no smoking in the bridal dressing room, we can't care about it after a long absence...... Anyway, we are not born to be well-behaved people, and Yan Di doesn't mind these things.
The four of us actually sat down here to swallow the clouds and talk about the long-term goodbye.
As we talked, we had three of our four jackals, and one was missing, so it was naturally a little awkward, and it was inevitable that we would talk about Qiaoqiao...... Aze and Mu are both smart people, and they deliberately didn't mention Qiaoqiao, probably because they were afraid that Yan Di would be embarrassed. However, Yan Di was very considerate and took the initiative to speak: "Well, Sister Qiaoqiao this time, why didn't you come together?" Well...... She doesn't still hate me, does she? After speaking, there was some melancholy in his expression.
Aze and Mu glanced at each other, and Aze hurriedly smiled and said, "Sister Yan Di, don't worry!" Qiaoqiao, the female bandit, eats and drinks spicy food in Nanjing, and is so happy! Don't worry, she has absolutely no intention of hating you! But this time she really couldn't come, her old man gave her a grounding order, and there were people around her all the time, and she couldn't run...... She also asked us to bring you a message, saying that I wish you a good time for a hundred years, and ......" Aze smiled bitterly, with a strange expression, and said: "Also, she said that you can call her, and she can teach you a few tricks to ensure that Xiao Wu is squeezed clean in bed, so that he will no longer have jΔ«ng gods to spend his heart around...... Hahahaha. β
Although this is said explicitly, it is indeed Qiaoqiao's style. Yan Di listened, although his face was flushed with shame, but the knot in his heart was slightly untied.
Speaking of Jojo. Aze and Mu couldn't help but smile, saying that Qiao Qiao was doing something wrong in Nanjing, and she wanted to make her old man angry, and she had to make trouble if she had nothing to do. Then I tried to escape several times, but I didn't succeed.
"The last time she tried to run through the ventilation duct, she ended up getting stuck in it recently, and she couldn't move or retreat. It was her bodyguard who saved her, but Miss Qiao was so angry that she became fat, and she didn't eat meat for a month after she went back, so she lost seven pounds! In the end, I found out that the button of the skirt she was wearing that day was stuck in the ventilation duct, otherwise she would have run away! Miss Qiao was so angry that she ate a big pot of 'Braised Tiger Skin Overlord Elbow' by herself that day! He said he was going to eat a month's worth of meat......"
"Last time, she tried to deceive her followers. I wanted to take the opportunity to run away, so I came up with an idea to pretend to go to a women's clothing store to buy underwear. As a result, she wanted to get out of the locker room, and whoever wanted to follow her was thrown off, but the underwear shop owner chased her for a few streets! I almost ran so much that I couldn't even break my breath, but in the end I was caught up by others and pressed to the ground in public. In the end, she was sent to the JΗng Investigation Bureau as a thief?? Because she didn't pay for that set of underwear...... Miss Qiao was depressed, but she didn't expect to dump a few professional bodyguards and be chased back by a middle-aged woman from an underwear store. β
They said as they sided. While laughing, Aze couldn't help but sigh in the end: "Alas, it's a pity. It would be nice if Jojo could come. If she is there, it will be more than ten times more fun. This female bandit is a natural troublemaker......"
I didn't speak, but I thought about the jokes they said about Jojo running away, although it was funny, but when I listened to it, I couldn't help but feel a tenderness in my heart...... Well, Jojo...... Jojo. Are you in such a hurry to run out to see me?
Well! Maybe when this time is over, I'll find a way to go back to China! Why do you want to see her too!!
Aze and wood also
said: "At the airport, Qiaoqiao sent us on the plane, but she was accompanied by her old man's men, this girl watched us enter the airport security check pitifully, alas, I am afraid that she was about to cry out aggrieved when she looked at that time, that expression was even more pitiful than a dog...... Hahahaha......"
The two were talking, when they suddenly heard a voice outside the door that made them feel distracted!!
"An old [**]! A rotten piece of wood! Who do you say are pitiful! Say who is like a puppy! β
As soon as the words fell, I heard a bang! A straight and slender beautiful leg kicked the door of the dressing room open with one kick!! Then a figure with a hot body and long hair fell from the sky! Make a tiger claw shape with your left hand, and make a fist the size of a casserole with your right hand! The feet are not eight, and the feet are not eight, and the feet are seven stars! The eyes are like electricity, and the momentum is like a rainbow!!
The person in front of him, the willow leaves bent his eyebrows, a pair of phoenix eyes slightly raised, his face seemed to be happy and angry, the cherry mouth had a three-point smile and three points of thin fire, but a long skirt was torn on the shoulder, revealing a snow-white fragrant shoulder, and then looked at the foot, it was even more bizarre, one foot was wearing slippers, and the other foot was bare! There was an obvious black ash on his face, and he didn't know where it was rubbed......
There were four people in the house, and all of them were stunned for a while! Aze's mouth grew up, and he didn't even notice that saliva was dripping on his sleeve, and the cigarette in his hand fell down, burning Aze's pants into a hole!
The person in front of him is not the head of the four jackals in Nanjing! Who is Miss Qiao, who is known as the world's unparalleled and powerful female Tyrannosaurus Rex!!
Qiao Qiao suddenly appeared in front of him, as if a divine soldier descended from the sky, a pair of peach blossom eyes swept the audience, and then fell on Yan Di, and suddenly burst out with a trace of brilliance, the female bandit suddenly smiled, and laughed three times: "Aha! Good Peugeot bride! It's not in vain, old lady, I have gone through a lot of hardships, waded through mountains and rivers, and ran all the way over...... Come, beautiful bride, please accept the warm greetings from relatives and friends in the motherland! β
After speaking, Miss Qiao opened her arms, drooled, and a wolf pounced, and hugged Yan Di.
I was already stunned, but I saw Qiao Qiao rushing to Yan Di's side, first hugging Yan Di, and then hooking Yan Di's delicate chin with one hand, with an evil smile on his face, and then smiled maliciously: "Come on!" Girl! Laugh at the uncle,
Yan Di was teased by Qiao Qiao, and he was already stunned, but Qiao Qiao was even more aggressive, and while everyone didn't come back to his senses, he quickly kissed Yan Di on the left cheek. Yan Di came back to his senses and exclaimed, but instead hugged Qiao Qiao tightly, and tears came down: "Qiao Qiao, you, why did you come back?" You ......"
Seeing the bride hugging Qiaoqiao, the two beauties hugging each other, Aze and Mu were stunned, Mu coughed, and was about to ask, but Qiaoqiao glared: "What to see!" Haven't you ever seen a friendship between a beautiful woman and a beautiful woman?! Also, which of you just said that the old lady was pitiful? Who said that I am like a puppy! β
Just at this glance, Aze and Mu, who were immediately frightened, quickly turned their heads, and Aze muttered in his mouth: "I didn't see it, I didn't see it, I didn't see anything!" β
Mu looked calmly, with his hands on his back, looking up at the ceiling in the room, and sighed affectionately: "Alas, tonight's moon is so round......