Chapter 293: Tongue War
The cousin hurriedly replied: "Don't be picky, your old gentleman came in with a signboard, we can't help but think about what you are doing." Besides, there are always a few people here here who come in every day from morning to night to do business, which is not counting our thin-eyed and snobbish eyes as buddies. You come in, sit down and drink a bowl of tea, we have to treat you as the God of Wealth, are you eating tea, eating wine? Please go downstairs to eat tea, you can choose your seat here at will!"
The prime minister then sat down under the window facing the street. This scholar set up a cloth signboard to the window, asking for wine and food, and was very particular about food and dishes, not like the humble situation of a spiritual cultivator, very generous and unrestrained. This Sun Haotian saw the sorcerer's eyes shining, and his internal strength was set to build a foundation. This person hid his true face through the warlock, but he could only hide it from ordinary people, and he could not escape from his own eyes. At this moment, the warlock suddenly slapped the table, and with a "bang", followed by the dishes and cups of the whole table, and all jumped up.
Xiahou Ying was carrying his back, at this time Xiahou Ying's alcohol strength had already attacked, and he was holding a glass of wine to his lips, the warlock slapped the table, unexpectedly, and his frightened hand trembled, although the wine glass did not move, the wine spilled on the placket. Xiahou Ying's young man's mood, how could he suffer such a loss? Just because the castle lord was in front of him, he didn't dare to openly leave his seat to ask him. But he couldn't hold his breath, so he squatted his wine glass on the table, turned his head to look elsewhere and said, "Is it crazy or going to die?"
Sun Haotian snorted from his nostrils: "What are you doing? ”
Xiahou Ying was said by the castle lord and did not dare to speak again.
The warlock knocked over the flask and spilled a table of wine and vegetable juice, and the cousin rushed over and said, "Master, you have probably drunk too much and are a little drunk." ”
The warlock rolled his eyes and immediately shouted angrily, "What is drunk! Drunk into a person's stomach, but not in a dog's stomach, I don't know what it means to be drunk." ”
The cousin said, "You're not drunk, why is that?" he said as he wiped the table clean.
At this time, the warlock sighed and said, "I am not for anything else, I am just for this kind of blind boy, who pretend to ignore my old man when they see me." This kind of person who has no one in his eyes makes me angry. ”
Seeing that he was clearly pointing to other guests, this was a deliberate attempt to make trouble, so he turned pale and said, "Master, how are you talking? Whoever looks down on you and ignores you, you point it out." Don't shout like that, don't make trouble for us! We are doing business here, and we dare not be angry with our customers. ”
The warlock said, "I think of our housework, and I am anxious to get carried away, what has to do with you, and what is in the way of his guests? I have two juniors who have learned some skills from me, but they only know a little bit about it, and they have not yet found the way, so they insist on pretending to be saints everywhere, and they have ruined my plaque. Now I am full of compassion and want to give them another direction, that they may go straight to the right path, so that they do not go astray. But these children under my door are all unwilling to obey the good, and would rather run into walls everywhere than be obediently taught in front of me, do you say you are angry?"
It was very ridiculous to hear the warlock say such an inconsequential remark, so he replied, "In my opinion, you don't need to be angry as soon as possible, and besides, this kind of thing is your family's business, and your family will do it." You vent this resentment with us, the more you think about it, the more you block, you knock over the table, can you not compensate us for destroying our furniture because you are running errands outside, old gentleman?"
The warlock immediately rolled his eyes and said, "Can you control me?"
In the midst of this angry roar, he was holding a wine glass full of wine in his hand, and with a shake of his hand, a glass of wine was splashed on the face of the cousin.
The cousin actually said "ouch", took two steps back, and said with a calm face: "Okay, you dare to hit someone, we have to talk about it separately." ”
The warlock laughed and said, "You are a slanderer, why do you scream when I invite you to a glass of wine?" ”
Although the guy also felt that a glass of wine was spilled on his face, it would not hurt so much, and he was a little strange, but he was a layman, and he didn't understand that this was the kung fu of the inner family, and the technique of "borrowing things to beat people". I only thought that this warlock was powerful, and then I heard him mock himself with his words, so I leaned forward and said, "You still say bad things after you beat people, you just beat it!"
Sun Haotian said angrily: "Friend, you can't tolerate this kind of kung fu with this kind of mediocre servant. Man, if you provoke people again, I'm afraid that you will die without a place to bury, and you won't retreat. ”
At that time, the warlock sneered and said, "I don't quite understand what the Venerable Master is talking about. This kind of snob, when he encounters an opportunity, he has to teach him a lesson, so that he will not look down on others. Don't think too highly of me, I just know some skills, travel all over the world, everywhere for home, if you have kung fu, you will not do this business a long time ago. ”
Sun Haotian said to the cousin: "Man, that's nothing, hurry up and give me a pot of wine." "The guy was stopped by Sun Haotian, the owner of the Fire Ape Castle, and he didn't dare to say anything more. I had to wipe the wine stains on my face with a rag and go downstairs to get the wine while muttering.
Here Sun Haotian opened this hall and said to the warlock: "Brother, your surname is great, I think my brother is not only good at astrology medicine, but also has extraordinary skills in martial arts. ”
The warlock hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Jokes, jokes, a wandering spirit cultivation world, how can I know the word martial arts." If I really want to know how to use three tricks and two styles, I will also go to the shop to deceive people! Why do you fool around in the dust? As for the cheap name, it is especially worthless, my surname is Hu, and the spiritual cultivation world calls me Hu Bandian, but I have forgotten my real name. ”
Xiahou Ying really hated this gentleman. He was wearing a new long shirt, and his chest was wet with wine, and he was even more angry when he saw him bullying his cousin! At this time, I suddenly heard that the scholar said something and forgot his own name, which was simply a deliberate insult to the master, which was obviously taking a few of our masters to drink. If you don't say a few more words to him, it's too cheap for him. So he turned around, sat down on the stool, and said to the scholar: "I see that you are pretending to play, and you are using our masters as 'empty objects', and you are a spiritual cultivator in vain! I have seen many bastards, but there has never been a similar one like you." Fortunately, it doesn't matter if you forget your name, but if you forget your last name, won't it be a problem? If a person doesn't have a surname, what is the point of living? Okay, you haven't thought about it, just say it, I'm all embarrassed for you. In the future, you will talk to make a score, and you will talk nonsense like this, which will make people laugh and lose their big teeth. Okay, yes or no?"
Xia Houying's words are heavy enough, and she is simply scolding people in front of her. How do you know that this Hu Bandian is not very annoyed, but sneers and says: "Friend, you are scolding people in front of you like this, but it is a bit too deceitful! I want to see you in general, so I ran away on the road in vain." However, you are so domineering, relying on you to be an expert in the spiritual cultivation world, but you must know that I am not afraid of you. If I am frightened by a few unfounded words, like walking all over the major empires, what white road heroes, wind and dust knights, snitch thieves, local tyrants and evil gentry, poisonous snakes and beasts, ghosts and demons, all are not uncommon, if there is no way to deal with it, to the moment, let alone my whole person, even the bones may be broken. Just for your friend, you yourself have many calamities, suffering, bad luck, and you have a big step in front of you, although it will not kill you, but also make you die for a lifetime. I could have kept silent, but I knew everything and said everything I said, and I couldn't have said anything! I can't learn from that amount of shallow vulgarity, and if I am a little angry, I don't care about morality, and it is up to ......you to believe it or not."
Xia Houying suddenly said: "I don't believe it when I don't do business with you." The gentlemen go south and north, and they also carry a head on their shoulders, but we are different. Okay, don't get this set with me, gold, batch, color, hexagram, wind, fire, finch, want, the eight major spiritual cultivators, you all understand, you are dead! Today, Wangjiang upstairs honestly spends money on food and wine, and I myself have already accepted my fate. If you are born in the spiritual cultivation world, you will suffer for your life! If you are destined to be a rich man, do you still need to fool around on the spiritual path? If you are good, eat honestly! I don't appreciate it. ”
Hu Bandian smiled and said, "Friend, don't be so sneering first. Yes, I'm a businessman, and I'm a first-class spiritual cultivator. However, as soon as one of my Taoists speaks, it is either for fame or profit. For example, if I can't find oil and water from you, or if you grit your teeth and don't throw the 'pestle', I will use you as a meat sign, and 'sticky' to stick to other 'points'. Today, my friend and I probably don't have these two methods! I am neither for fame nor for profit, although you have scolded me, I have a problem with cheap bones, and the more anyone looks down on me, the more they don't believe me, I have to convince him, I will be able to make you know that Hu Bandian is not comparable to ordinary spiritual cultivation and business scriptures. I am neither cheating money, nor malicious, I show you the way to get lost, and give you a way to seek good fortune and avoid evil, but you treat the gentleman with the heart of a villain, which is too unkind. I don't believe your fateful words......"
In this time when Xiahou Ying and the warlock Hu Ban were fighting, Sun Haotian would never stop Xiahou Ying, only implied that he was willing to be loyal and Gan Xiao, and he was not allowed to answer again. For this self-proclaimed Hu Bandian Warlock, Sun Haotian has already seen that he is an extraordinary person, and the little brother is extremely difficult to deal with, and he is really not an opponent.
Although Xiahou Ying fought with him, fortunately, he was seated across a pair of seats, even if he suddenly made a move in two times, he forgave and protected Xiahou Ying, and he would not be poisoned by the warlock. Although he was indifferent and his demeanor was natural, he was secretly preoccupied with Hu Bandian. Sun Haotian connived at Xiahou Ying and the warlock at this time, and even had even more secret intentions. Because he already knew that Xiahou Ying had stolen wine and eaten, he was a little drunk, and he must have been unreasonable in his words and deeds, which just angered the warlock Hu Bandian and made him have a seizure, so he could use his cold eyes to see if he was a bandit in the Fengwei Gang. Sun Haotian had this kind of intention, how rude Xia Houying was, he didn't blame him and let him scold.