Chapter 294: Overlord Meal
Hu Bandian drank another glass of wine, but he was still not in a hurry, and he was not angry: "A gentleman like a friend is poor and knows his fate, but anyone can do it, but passers-by like you and me, don't think too highly." I don't know what it will be, not to mention that accepting fate and knowing fate are almost hot. Ants are still greedy for life, if you are at the end of your doom, and you are on the wrong path, there are two roads in front of you, all of which lead to where you are going. The road on the left is nearly sixty or seventy miles, but there are many poisonous snakes and beasts lurking, and walking on this road, nineteen have to feed the poisonous snakes and beasts. The road on the right, sixty or seventy miles away, is all smooth. According to your friend, you thought that your fate was not good, so you simply fed the beast and were happy, and let him walk dozens of miles more than a few hundred miles by other instructions, so that he could avoid danger, and he turned a deaf ear to others and went to his own death. Friend, if you are in the scene, you will never be as impersonal as you are. ”
Xiahou Ying smiled coldly: "I think you are really half-crazy, since you have a good intention, give me a good sentence, let's have words first, you are right, I will toast you three glasses of wine when I turn around; ”
Hu Bandian laughed and said: "This is a strange anecdote, if Xiangtu is beaten, it will be a strange talk since the Xiangren technique." I see that friends, you must also try to eliminate evil, learn more modesty, and avoid early crisis. Friend, your seal hall is bleak, there will be a disaster, the mountain root collapses, and the dust of life is tired, and the eyebrow bone is as tall as a knife, and it is difficult to escape the murder, but you must be upright and upright, and you can turn danger into a disaster. A gentleman asks about misfortune and not about blessing, I am blunt, and it is up to you whether you believe it or not, friend. ”
At that time, Xiahou Ying was quite moved by the warlock's words, so he asked: "Then according to what you say, it is difficult for me to extend my lifespan." ”
The warlock said: "I didn't dare to be so presumptuous, my friend, you are in the pavilion of abundance, the sign of longevity, the voice is rhymed, according to the five elements and the water bureau; Physically, an official will have ten years of prosperity, and a government will have ten years of prosperity. Relying on these two layers, a lot of bad luck has been solved. It's just a few steps in front of us, and it's really hard to avoid. You must not be greedy for merit in everything, do not take risks, and you can still ensure that there will be no big mistakes. Friend, I have said it all, whether it is fulfilled or not, let's see later!"
At this time, Sun Haotian's wine had been used just right, Xiahou Ying's drunken eyes were slightly slanted, and while thinking carefully about Hu Bandian's words, he thought of his own experience, and it was really not bad. From the age of seventeen or eighteen to the present, it is really nine deaths and a lifetime, this Xiangshi has some skills, at that time it was doubtful, that Xiangshi Hu stood up and rinsed his face, and the cousin only waited from afar, and called the partners downstairs to two. When Anxin met this warlock Hu Banchao, the three of them stepped forward to beat him together. Originally, a few of the guys in the teahouse and wine shop were fuel-saving lamps? The guys who had just suffered a loss, and they had to take revenge.
When the man saw that the magician had finished eating, he went forward to settle the account with him.
Hu Bandian ate two hangings and two hundred yuan, but Hu Bandian rolled his eyelids and said, "Let's keep an account for me first!"
When the guy heard this, he couldn't help laughing and said, "What? Bookkeeping, you're joking with us! Master, you see it's almost lunchtime, and we're going to be a guest, we don't have time to joke with you, hurry up and give the money!"
Hu Bandian rolled his eyes and said: "The guy in Wangjianglou is really different, why am I telling you so clearly, but you are pretending to be stupid? You are afraid of delaying your work, and I can't afford to stay here with you!"
The cousin immediately turned pale and said, "Master, you are a person who is deliberately squeezing people." We don't know you, but after eating and drinking, we said the word 'write accounts' like this, do you think that there is such an easy thing to do? We make money here with our blood, and it's easy to keep accounts for you, where are we going to find you?"
Hu Bandian said: "Man, you don't open your eyes! Although I am a spiritual cultivator, I have to do business in Wangjiang Tower for a few months in any year, can I sell the road to this big wharf for you two dollars? If you want to say that I can't leave without giving money, then I will live here with you, and you take care of the food, and I will save trouble." ”
When the men saw that this nonsense was about to be ruined, they looked at each other, leaned forward and said, "You are shameless, you don't wear leaves on you, you don't have money to strip your clothes, take the money quickly!"
Thinking of Fang Cai'er, this guy immediately leaned forward, raised his hand, and said, "You are so shameless!"
Hu Bandian turned his head, Tang Xin slapped the air, the person was gone, he felt the wind behind him, was pressed, and then hit the corner of the table. The two men pounced and moved together. At this time, there were a total of three sets of dining seats upstairs, and when they saw that the cousins were going to beat up the scholars, they inevitably stood up and wanted to come over to stop them. The Hu half-confused said to the guests on the seat: "Don't meddle in your business as soon as possible, whoever persuades this gang to fight will definitely be able to follow the lawsuit for life." ”
These three cousins actually pounced on the evil tiger, this punch, that kick, but this Hu Ban's body was as fluttering as the wind, how could these three cousins touch him? On the contrary, you hit me once, I hit you once, and I hit you all at once, and I bumped into myself. With only two walkways a few feet wide, Hu Bandian seems to be in a square. Although there were three cousins besieging them, they still advanced and retreated calmly, laughing and teasing, turning the three guys dizzy and sweating.
Sun Haotian sat on the head of the seat, twisted his beard and smiled to see the excitement, at this time, Xiahou Ying couldn't see it, so he pushed the stool and stood up, and said sharply: "Okay, after eating, people dare to play tricks on others, you are too horizontal!"
Xiahou Ying leaned forward, bullied Hu Bandian's side, and beat him when he threw a trick outside. Xiahou Ying didn't know that this person was a few figures in the Fengwei Gang, pretending to be a scholar, deliberately playing, and turning Wangjianglou upside down.
Xiahou Ying is in the Red Maple Pond of the Fire Ape Fort in Blackwater City, and he is not under the Fire Ape Castle, so his martial arts are not the exercises of the Fire Ape Fort. However, there was no one in the Fire Ape Castle who did not practice martial arts, and the deputy castle master Xu Daohe gave him guidance on his original kung fu.
Although Xiahou Ying is shallow in martial arts, he is an authentic cultivator, and he has been instructed by Deputy Fort Master Xu on Liuhe Fist, and he is quite kung fu. At this time, I want to deal with this nonsense, but I am a little immeasurable. Handed out the move, it was the black tiger who dug out his heart, and seeing that the fist had been hit, Hu Bandian sneered and said, "You drunkard dare to do it." With a flick of his body, Xiahou Ying smashed into the air with a punch, and the half-upside-down figure had already circled Xia Houying's back.
Xiahou Ying's tricks were too old, and he was even a little drunk, and his body crashed forward. Hu Bandian sneered, and at the same time, two guys saw that this scholar stood still, and with a greeting, they pounced on one left and one right. Hu Banyun stepped back half a step and grabbed the arms of the two guys. At this time, Xiahou Ying turned over with a harrier and swooped over by turning around. This Hu Bandian actually sent the two guys he grabbed in his hands out violently, and laughed: "You guys have a Taoyuan three alliances!"
This time, the three of them collided in one place, and they all said "ouch". In the end, Xia Houying had martial arts and stood firm with a stake, and the two guys all fell on the floor, and this time the Xiangshi Hu Bandian applauded and laughed wildly.
Sun Haotian was furious when he saw this, and Gan Zhong and Gan Xiao couldn't hold back their anger, and they all stood up and wanted to do it.
Sun Haotian said: "Friend, don't be so frivolous, Sun Mou is here to learn." Leaning to the side a little, he pressed the corner of the table, and he flew over.
How do you know that the warlock Hu Bandian actually said to himself: "If you hit the child, the adults don't come out?"
Sun Haotian shouted: "Where are you going?" A dragon walked in a style, his body was like an arrow, followed closely and chased after him.
The warlock Hu Bandian actually struck the west with a sound, it turned out that he was not running to the entrance of the building, his toes were a little on the floor, his face was still facing the stairs, his body shrugged, and he pulled out "the harrier drilled the sky" and "the thin chest skillfully turned the clouds" out of thin air. These two high-rollers of spiritual cultivation are like two shuttles going back and forth. The Hu Bandian actually fell to the window of the building and walked through the window. Gan Zhong and Gan Xiao also wanted to chase through the window, Sun Haotian turned around and shouted: "Don't mess around! He can run away like this, we are not in the office, we should not be in service, how can we do whatever we want during the day." ”
The two brothers were scolded by the castle owner, and only then did they remember that the bandit did this, he could ignore the law of the country, and we, as chivalrous people, could not show off the art of flying eaves and walking on the wall.
At this time, the three men were dizzy by the fall, and when they saw that this Xiangshi had eaten in vain, the three of them were beaten in vain, and they told him to run away, which really unjustly killed people! The three of them shouted to chase him quickly, don't let him run away.
Sun Haotian laughed and said: "Guy, don't quarrel, admit your bad luck! Who are you chasing? This is the Jiangyang thief, the thief who walks on the wall, quickly clean up the tables and stools that have fallen over, and do your business! I will make up his food account, so as not to complain about you as a buddy." ”
Seeing that this old man was so generous, the man also thought that this gentleman really looked like a thief. The three of them besieged him, and he didn't even put on his clothes, so if he really did it, he might die in his hands. So he hurriedly agreed: "Old man, you really love us." If you don't know, you still suspect that our Wangjianglou tea and wine trading is irregular, bullying guests, and daring to start a group fight!" At this time, it was the three guys upstairs who set up the table and stools, and the two guys who came up to check at him waved their hands and said, "It's okay, you guys go down and take care of the business!"
The two guys were running upstairs because they were all running upstairs, and although there were not many guests below, they couldn't all leave, so they didn't have time to ask carefully, and turned around and went downstairs.
The three guys set up the table and stool, and saw that the cloth sign of the Xiangshi was still standing at the window, and the guys hated him very much, and one of the men rushed over and copied the cloth sign of the Xiangshi, and he was about to tear it up to relieve his hatred.
Sun Haotian hurriedly shouted: "Don't move! Do you want to reveal the shopkeeper's business?"
The guy looked back in amazement and asked, "Old man, you are too scared and too honest." Is it only allowed for him to bully us, eat and drink for nothing, and beat people for nothing, and not tear his cloth signboard to vent his anger?"