I held the inflatable doll thrown by the old liar in my hand, and muttered in my heart: "This old liar has lived for more than 2,000 years, how can he be as vulgar as Luo Yongqing?" Like the tune? ”

"Divine sense! Divine Sense! Seeing that I didn't move, the old liar jumped to his feet in a hurry, "Quickly absorb the divine consciousness left by Erlang God, and it will disappear when it's too late!" ”

I suddenly realized, I didn't think that this Erlang God also left a legacy, although I don't know what the divine sense is, but it can't be wasted! Hurry up and follow the old liar's words, and put the head of the inflatable doll on my forehead.

At this moment, I suddenly felt a huge amount of energy pouring in from my forehead, and I had a sharp pain in my head, like a knife digging into my brain, and I couldn't even think clearly, and it was actually dark in front of my eyes, so frightened that I quickly closed my eyes and endured this sharp pain spreading in my mind.

But, strangely, although my eyes were closed, I couldn't see anything. I suddenly felt that my body was bright, just like a bright light in the dim fire-lit hut, and the surrounding scene of more than ten zhang was immediately presented in front of me, which was extremely clear, and it was also in 3D.

Although he didn't open his eyes, he felt that nothing around him could escape his control, and the rats below the wooden floor actually gave birth to a litter of pink cubs, and Xiaoqiang crawled in and out of the bathroom sewer pipes.

I can also "see" through the wall in another bedroom room more than ten meters away, a kid is hiding in the cloth tent and talking to his girlfriend, one hand is also reaching into his girlfriend's clothes, rubbing vigorously on the snow-white, amusing his girlfriend to be horny but desperately suppressed. In the next bedroom, someone is wearing headphones and watching his long-cherished Japanese love action movie on the computer, and then a thin boy in the next bedroom is hiding in bed and jerking off.

"Cool, right?" The old liar said quietly next to me.

"What is this, it's amazing!" I opened my eyes and asked the old liar in bewilderment.

"Divine Consciousness, this is the remnant of that wisp of Divine Consciousness projected by Erlang God!" The old liar's eyes were full of envy, "To put it bluntly, it is the spiritual power of the gods!" ”

"Isn't this idealism?" I feel that from today onwards, all my three views have been ruined.

The old liar rolled his eyes: "What and what?" In scientific terms, human beings have only developed less than one percent of their brain's potential, but in fact, even one percent is bragging, and at present, it is not even one in 10,000! And the immortals, like Erlang God, a Tianzun-level immortal, have developed more than ninety-nine percent of their brain potential! ”

I understood a little, and asked again: "Then how can there be a wisp left for me to absorb, Erlang God will not have a split personality, right?" "If the Secretary of the Heavenly Discipline Inspection Committee is crazy, it won't be fun!

The old liar said impatiently: "You have to be cheap and good, this divine consciousness is like peeing in the sea compared to the powerful divine consciousness of Erlang God!" Originally, if a golden Buddha statue or a jade statue was used as a possession weapon, there would be no remnants of divine consciousness. Today's expedient measure is to use a plastic possession magic weapon, and the divine consciousness can't be completely taken away, it's cheaper for you kid, at least ten years less hard to practice! ”

"Uh-huh!" I couldn't help but be overjoyed, nodded busily, and suddenly felt a little uneasy: "No, why don't you want such a good thing, and leave it to me?" ”

The old liar innocently spread his hands and said, "You don't want me?" I haven't recovered yet, so I can't absorb it! Besides, I'll follow you in the future, why don't you greet you better? ”

This explanation was reasonable, and I accepted it, and then asked, "Then what is the use of this consciousness except that it can see farther and clearer, and that it can be used to cheat in exams?" ”

The old liar looked at me, like a fool begging for food with a golden rice bowl, and sighed: "Alas, forget it, let's sign up for a training class for you, you don't know anything how to be a trainee land master, maybe you can't even pass the god test!" ”

"Training class?" I'm interested, "Immortals still have training classes?" ”

The old liar nodded: "Yes, it is all apprentice immortals like you who participate, learn some basic knowledge of the heavenly realm, so as to pass the lì pass guò god test!" ”

This brings us to a new term, "What is the deity test?" ”

"There are two categories of citizens in the heavenly realm, one is called gods, and the other is called immortals. Only after the god test can there be a god and a god! "The old crook feels like a kindergarten aunt.

"What's the difference between a god and an immortal?"

"To put it bluntly, God is a civil servant in the heavenly realm, and immortals are self-employed, although the big money in the immortals can make the gods jealous, but the power in the heavenly realm is basically in the hands of the gods! The land lord is the lowest god, equivalent to the director of the neighborhood committee! "The old liar is a little helpless, I know that even if he is in the fairy, he can only be regarded as a stall, and he can't catch up with me, the trainee director of the neighborhood committee.

I understand now, I was deceived by Erlang God after a long time! I'm still a trainee immortal, and I have to pass the civil service recruitment examination of the guò immortal to become an immortal.

The old liar counted again, and said, "One day in heaven, one year on earth!" It is estimated that Erlang Zhenjun will go back, and it will take several months to give us another task, so I will help you register for the training class first! ”

"Where's the training class?" I hurriedly asked, I couldn't afford to buy a ticket when I was far away.

"Harvard!" The old liar was still calculating the start time of the training class, and said two words casually.

Happiness came so suddenly, I almost fainted with joy, Harvard, the world's most famous university, the United States, the temple of knowledge of our dreams, the Nobel Prize is like popcorn, jumping out one by one! However, the people of the United States also believe in our immortals? Are they not under the control of the Lord?

"However, the cost of travel and living expenses to Harvard, the United States is so far away, it takes more than ten hours to take a plane, right? I don't know if Erlang Shenbao will be reimbursed? "I'm a little embarrassed, I don't know if the trainee immortals have salaries and benefits, so I really can't do it, so I can only borrow money from Luo Yongqing.

The old liar looked at me, laughed, and laughed: "Where do you want to go, kid?" Dream dreams, right? Harvard? Hahaha, it's not the one in the United States, the one in the Northeast, Harbin Buddhist Academy, our relationship in the heavenly realm! Hahaha! ”

My face turned red to the root of my ears all of a sudden, which fully shows that I am essentially a simple and honest good child, or I love learning, I am bent on the all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor, and yearn for a higher institution to enrich and improve myself......

The old liar laughed for several minutes, and when he couldn't laugh, he asked me to invite him to dinner, on the grounds that according to the work arrangement of the top leadership, he would be my deputy in the future, so I had to be in charge of his life, no, survival!

As a leader, and a leader who is not very familiar with the business, I have to rely on the old liar in a short period of time, so I had to helplessly take the meal card, and lead the old liar to the canteen in distress, ready to give him a 5 yuan package.

As soon as I got out of the dormitory building, it was the time for class to end at noon, and the campus was very lively. Is it a bikini company doing an event today, why are the streets full of swimsuits?

A girl with a graceful figure walked in front of her, a goddess-level character, you see how the Lun family grows, look at this **, how can there be one meter two, right? Look at this cup, I guess it has to be F......

The old liar also realized that my situation was wrong, and hurriedly whispered: "Divine Sense, converge your Divine Sense, I feel that the Divine Consciousness breath has leaked!" ”

"I can't restrain it, how can I collect it?" I was happily scanning the girls around me with my sense, casually dealing with the old liar, but I kept thinking in my heart: "A, A, it's such a thick mat, you drag a fart?" This B, this strong point, C cup! This, what is the situation, how can there only be two strings in these pants, T-word, eye-opening! Long insight! ”

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