Seeing that I didn't quite understand what he meant, the old liar then explained: "We are all immortals, restricted by the way of heaven, and we will be thundered by heaven when we use immortal arts. You are a mortal, there is no restriction on the use of immortal arts, and you have the treasure of the heavenly realm, it is like playing a game and opening a plug-in, and the cultivation speed is far faster than those reincarnated immortals! ”

Only then did I realize that I was trying to use me as a gunman for a long time. No way! My father said, when the Lun family used you as a gun, you thought you were a gun, but in fact you were a mallet, I won't do this kind of stupid thing!

The inflatable doll coughed majestically, and said very sternly: "**, although you are a mortal, but the treasure of the heavenly realm 'Bi Xi Jue' recognizes you as the master, and you can also be regarded as a person with immortal fate, if there is a change in the world today, you need to do your best to protect the interests of my heavenly realm, although you can't shirk it!" ”

"Why?" As soon as I heard this, I blurted out, "There has been an accident in your heavenly realm, why do you want me to stand up for you?" I'm still nine dead, half dead, I don't do it, when I'm stupid? "This Heavenly Realm Immortal is too shameless, let me solve the trouble I caused as a mortal.

Inflatable Erlang God didn't expect me to be so faceless, angry, angry, inflatable doll looked at it and slowly swelled up, thanks to the quality of this MadeinChina's American goods is really good, they are almost transparent and not broken, but "sneering" everywhere leaking.

The old liar saw that things were stiff, so he hurriedly came up to persuade him, but he persuaded him to be biased, and only persuaded me not to persuade Erlang God: "**Ah, Erlang Zhenjun is in charge of the heavenly realm, and if you want to come out, you can afford to look at you, and others can't rob it, so you still don't do it?" It's a promising job."

"Phew!" I didn't want to be fooled, "I won't do it anyway, it's not fun!" I haven't married yet, and my dad is waiting for me to give him twin grandchildren! ”

Erlang God probably also realized that he was too angry, and this American inflatable doll was a little leaking, so he quickly calmed down, restored his normal size, and frowned at my unstingy hob meat.

"Add you ten years of longevity?" The inflatable Erlang God gritted his teeth and made a condition.

I shook my head, the ten-year yang longevity of the fart, don't say that I don't know if he really added it, maybe I won't live a good death after taking this task, and I haven't even used up the yang life I deserve.

"Give you an elixir, and you will be free of disease and pain for the rest of your life!" Inflatable Erlang God said a little painfully.

"Don't do it!" I shook my head, hum, you think you're doing an abortion, and it's painless.

"I'm in charge, let you have twin sons!" Jirojin felt that he had poked me in the underbelly.

"Don't do it!" This matter is to rely on oneself to work hard to wield the "essence" like earth, how can there be any reason to ask someone to help?

"Open your heavenly eyes, and you can distinguish the truth from the world from now on!" The inflatable Erlang still has a blonde hairy expression with misty eyes, and the feeling of distress can be heard from the tone.

"Don't!" I don't participate in "Treasure Appreciation", what do you want this thing for, besides, thousands of years of things, who said it was true, it must be true? Those experts are not just turning a blind eye to nonsense, as long as they give a lot of money, the fake is true.

"You're an immortal, so what's wrong with your baby?" The inflatable Erlang God was a little anxious, and he was excited and directly spewed out a Sichuan dialect, and I remembered that Erlang God is a native of Dujiangyan, Sichuan, and the local accent has not changed for tens of thousands of years!

This Sichuan robe brother is a fairy who is stingy, money, beauty, handsome, and wise don't give anything, and it's not as refreshing as the Aladdin magic lamp of the Lun family! Alas, the leaders at the top lack the experience of dealing with the masses at the grassroots level, and you see, needless to say, they have been doing grassroots work for a long time...... The old liar knows the bottom line of my conditions.

"Zhenjun, either ......, or enter him into the immortal class and make him a god?" The old crook cut the black tape into pieces and pasted it on the air leak of the inflatable doll, while muttering about Jian Yì, recruiting Sun Monkey back then, Tai Bai Xing is this character.

When the inflatable Erlang God heard this, his eyes widened, and the third eye was about to break through the black tape: "Hammer!" Absolutely not! How can a mortal become a god so lightly? Don't say that you become a god, even if you cultivate into a scattered immortal, you have to go through a lot of hardships and countless calamities, how can you be so childish! ”

I'm not happy to hear this, this inflatable Erlang God is full of bubbles, you are begging someone now, are you in the right position? Will you beg someone? I was unhappy, so I just lay down on my bed with both feet, covered my head with a quilt, and ignored these two goods!

The old liar hurriedly played a round and said to the inflatable Erlang God: "Zhenjun, this kid has been recognized by 'Bi Xijue', if he wants to welcome the treasure back to the heavenly realm one day, sooner or later he will be crowned a god." Now that things are in power, now the gods are one step ahead, you see, is this reasonable? ”

The inflatable Erlang God was a little tempted, groaned for a while, and said: "This is the reason, but the gods can't be so casual, there must be a charter!" ”

The old liar saw that the inflatable Erlang God hesitated, and hurriedly added the fire: "When employing people, not to mention that we have no one available at the moment, otherwise, start from the grassroots first, I heard that the land lord and the stove prince of the Hanjiang River seem to be vacant, or do you want to seal him a land lord or the stove prince?" ”

The inflatable Erlang God shook his head: "No, it's better to seal him as a trainee god first, and then he will be appointed as a god after the guò test!" ”

The old liar hesitated, reached out and lifted my quilt, and said with a smile: "Don't tell me that you didn't hear, do you want to do it if you don't do it?" ”

Of course, I listened clearly in the ears of the quilt, and when I got up, I immediately asked: "I am the lord of the land, not the lord of the stove!" This land lord and Bi Ma Wen, which level is higher? "How nice is the land lord, isn't the stove lord just a boiler keeper?

The old liar was stunned and said repeatedly: "Same level, same level!" ”

Hmph, I know in my heart, "Journey to the West" puts the big pants once every summer vacation, and I have watched it countless times, this "Bi Ma Wen" has no grade and no quality, and the land lord is at the same level as him, so there is no grade and no quality. Forget it, if there is no level, there is no level, and I am in vain if I am in a hurry to find someone else, alas, who let me not have an uncle who is the Jade Emperor? Anyway, he is also a fairy, my father knows that he has become a god all of a sudden, and his father doesn't know how happy he will become!

"Okay, that's it, I'll do it!" I nodded and reluctantly accepted, "But there are still conditions!" ”

The two curved prints of the inflatable Erlang God raised his eyebrows: "There are still conditions?" You name it, come and hear it! ”

"At the beginning, Sun Wukong had such a great ability to protect Tang Seng to go to the West Heaven, Guanyin gave him three life-saving hairs, and allowed him to ask for help from the heavens! I've got such a big task, I can't fight alone, right? Why don't you give me ten or eight magic weapons! ”

The inflatable doll began to swell again, and it is estimated that this little air-robed brother Erlang God was very angry with me, but after thinking about it, I felt that what I said made sense, thought for a while, and slowly spoke: "Today I only have a wisp of divine consciousness projection, and I will consider your request after I go back and merge with the deity." However, Xu Fu can stay in the mortal world to assist you now, and if you return to the heavenly realm after you are done, it can be regarded as the heavenly realm has equipped you with a helper! ”

I almost deflated like an inflatable doll when I heard it, and the old liar assisted me? Isn't that the same as the Heavenly Realm didn't send anyone?

Just as he was about to open his mouth to refuse, he listened to the inflatable Erlang Divine Dao: "The time has come for the divine sense to project a stick of incense, and this matter is so decided for the time being, ** enter into the list of trainee gods, and obey the dispatch of the 'Temple of Eliminating Evil'!" ”

After the inflatable doll said this, it was dissipated with a "poof", and it fell on the floor without any movement.

Seeing that Erlang God had left, the old liar jumped up like a rabbit, picked up the inflatable doll and threw it into my arms, shouting loudly: "Quick, quick, put it on your forehead!" ”

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