Time flies like electricity, decayed life passes faster than electricity, in other words, it is another sunny morning that is not suitable for studying, the old liar enjoyed the high-end cigarettes of Lin Hao, a rich second-generation apprentice, and reclined on Luo Yongqing's bed, living like a big smoker in the late Qing Dynasty.

"**, there's something I think we should add up!" The old liar said solemnly, "Shouldn't we hurry up about the reincarnation of immortals?" ”

Since the old liar accepted Lin Hao as an apprentice, the living standards of the two of us have skyrocketed, eating and drinking spicy food, what do you want to eat Lin Hao called for takeout, anyway, their Ning family has money.

Life is comfortable, and I have long forgotten about business. It seems that the old comrades are still highly conscious, and they quickly woke up from this rotten life, and they did not forget to give a young comrade like me a hand.

"yes!" I also remembered this stubble, "Erlang God didn't give us any instructions from the heavenly realm!" ”

"I'm afraid that the situation in the Heavenly Realm has far exceeded our expectations!" The old liar pondered for a moment, "**, in order to protect yourself, you have to speed up your cultivation of the 'Miao Zijuan' and strive to break through the first article as much as possible!" In addition, the matter of going to Harvard to attend a training class is on the agenda! ”

As soon as I heard it, I was annoyed, and I was very excited to go to the United States, and I was in the Northeast for a long time, eating sauerkraut and pickling cuihua? It's better to lie in the bedroom every day and watch Lin Hao's big white legs!

"Don't underestimate this apprentice immortal training class!" When the old liar saw that I didn't catch a cold, he persuaded me bitterly, "You'll know the benefits if you go!" ”

"Come less!" I have always been selective and dialectical about the words of the old liars.

"You see, you don't know how to use your consciousness at the moment, right? You can learn from the training class! The old liar gave an example, with an expression that he didn't understand where to order, "You didn't recognize Feng Sanniang last time, right?" You can learn in the training class! There are still a lot of terms in 'Miao Zijuan' that you don't understand, right? You can learn in the training class! ”

Also, I'm a little tempted, the lack of basic understanding of the heavenly realm is my biggest problem at present, and it seems that I really have to go on a long trip!

"So, when are you leaving?" I looked at Lin Mi who was cleaning up in the bedroom, this girl is now willing to be a nanny, and it is up to her to take a leave of absence.

"No hurry!" The old liar thought for a moment, "We might have something to prepare!" ”

"What's that? Clothes, bedding, and daily necessities can be bought in the Northeast? "On Lin Hao's big money, my tone is obviously much tougher.

Moreover, the little nurse stuffed me with a card before leaving, and I went to the bank to check it, and there were 100,000 yuan in it. But I'm useless, I don't know why, I just don't want to use it, maybe it's ...... Can't afford to use it?

"Tuition!" The old crook said, "The tuition fee for the training course is very expensive!" ”

"Tuition? Do immortals still have tuition? "I couldn't help but set my eyes on Lin Hao, a rich woman.

Lin Hao also interjected a sentence at the right time as I wished, "Little Pepper" has not changed its true colors, and it is arrogant, "I have all the tuition and living expenses of **!" ”

"You can't wrap it!" The old liar smiled, "The tuition fee is not the money of the mortal world, but the money of the heavenly realm, the essence of the five elements!" ”

"Five Elements Essence?" Lin Hao and I both took a breath of cold air, and the names of this thing sounded high, "Heaven Realm money?" What is it? ”

The old liar didn't speak, took out a jade bottle from his arms, asked Lin Hao to stretch out his hand, and carefully turned the jade bottle upside down, and the mouth of the bottle slowly dripped out a small drop of colorful crystal liquid beads, and the bead-like liquid rolled in Lin Hao's hand like mercury, and her palms rose with bursts of colorful mist.

"It's so comfortable!" Lin Hao almost groaned and shouted, his voice was lazy and seductive, which made me itch again.

"Hurry up and swallow it, this is half a drop of Five Elements Essence, and it will be extinguished when you see the wind!" The old liar said to Lin Hao, "It should be a gift from the teacher to you!" ”

If you look at the master of the family, they all give them a meeting gift, I can't help but think of Jiang Taigong again, and I don't know where he has traveled now?

Lin Hao slapped the colorful water droplets in his hand into his mouth according to the old liar's instructions, his eyes were full of colorful ripples, and he was suddenly in a trance, and he actually fell to the ground softly, his face flushed.

I hurriedly carried her to the bed, and I saw that she had an extremely intoxicated and happy expression, and the bare skin around her thighs, sleeves, arms, face, neck, etc., was shining with a trace of black dirt from her pores. I guess it's the same inside the clothes, but unfortunately I don't dare to look at it.

"This is the 'Five Elements Essence'!" The old liar said to me, "The hard currency of the heavenly realm! Immortals enhance cultivation as the first divine product to increase Taoism! ”

"So what's going on?" I pointed to Lin Hao, who was bubbling black oil all over the bed, "It's like being coated with asphalt, and I'm still drunk and dreaming to death!" ”

"How precious is the Five Elements Essence?" The old liar looked at Lin Hao, and sighed in pain, "Lin Hao is a mortal, eating grains and grains, inhaling the filthy qi of the world, and accumulating countless impurities in his body. After taking this half drop of the Five Elements Essence, you can force out the toxins in the body to achieve the effect of tempering the physique, and since then, there will be no illness, and there will be no problem at all if you live for one or two hundred years! ”

"You old liar!" I jumped three feet high, "Such a good thing is hidden, I was so badly injured a few days ago, and I didn't see you take some out to make up for me!" Give me the rest of the drop! ”

"It's useless for you to make up for it!" The old liar was afraid that I would slap him with a frying pan, so he said repeatedly, "Moreover, my income in the Heavenly Realm is one drop a month, and now I only have one drop left, and I give Lin Ha half a drop!" ”

"Good stuff! Even if I'm useless, I still have my father and mother, and a lot of relatives and friends need it! I couldn't help but marvel, but I saw the old liar looking at me with a strange look, "What's wrong?" ”

"Do you know where the 'Five Elements Essence' came about?" The old liar has a strange tone.

"How? Going to steal? "There's something out of the ordinary in my thinking.

The old liar was so angry that I burped a lot, and said angrily: "The Five Elements Essence is condensed by absorbing the essence of heaven and earth from fifty pieces of 'Five Elements Supreme Treasures' in the Heavenly Realm!" Well, now there are only forty-nine left! ”

"The treasure of the five elements?" This term sounds a little familiar, and I can't help but be stunned, "It's the same grade as my 'Bi Xi Jue'?" ”

"Your 'Bi Xi Jue'!" The old liar was very sensitive to this sentence, "There are a total of fifty Five Elements Treasures in the Heavenly Realm, and the number of the Great Yan is secretly combined, and one of them was actually hacked by your kid, and it is still the most precious treasure of the water line!" ”

I'm excited at this time, no wonder the stingy Erlang God is so polite to me, so light yì was deceived by me as a god. After a long time, the banknote printing factory of the Heavenly Realm State-owned Bank was hacked by me, and I am also a Heavenly Banker! I don't know how many drops of Five Elements Essence I need for a peach? I've been thinking about it since I was a kid, it must be delicious!

"You mean, 'Bi Xi Jue' can also condense the Five Elements Essence?" I held the drop amulet in my hand and asked the old liar, this matter must be clarified, don't rejoice in vain.

"Yes!" The old liar replied angrily, "It is condensed into the essence of the five elements of the water line, which is the most precious, because the essence of the water line is suitable for any immortal!" ”

"So what are we in a hurry?" I suddenly felt that the leaves were green, the flowers were blooming, and the birds were singing, "The money printing machine is in hand, and I can't get together a few steel hammers for tuition?" ”

"Do you know how to make it condense into the Five Elements Essence?" The old liar pouted and glanced at me.

"Uh...... "I was dumbfounded, yes, this thing has been in my hands for a few months, when have you ever seen it condensed with the essence of the five elements?"

"Even in a place with a strong aura such as the Heavenly Realm, it takes several immortals to drive the 'Bi Xi Jue' with the spell of the third chapter of the 'Miao Scroll' to make it condense the essence of the Five Elements, I used to do this!" The old liar lit another Yellow Crane Tower, how do I think his profession in the heavenly realm is a boiler burner, "In the mortal world, I'm afraid it will be at least the sixth chapter of the 'Miao Zijuan'!" ”