Some time ago, I browsed the news on the Internet and saw the airline launch a squat service, and a flower-like empty sister squatted in front of you, looking at her condescendingly. The feeling of being favored in the harem by the world, I have dreamed of it several times, and I want to quickly save money to get back on the plane, keep ordering drinks, and let the empty sisters keep squatting in front of me, well, by the way, I want to sit in the summer!

But now, a girl who is like a flower is kneeling in front of me, and she is also my homeroom counselor, but I don't feel that this taste is right, like sitting on pins and needles!

Seeing that the old liar didn't answer, Lin Hao sobbed aggrievedly, and the pear blossoms that cried for a while brought rain made me at a loss, and hurriedly said: "Teacher Lin, you, don't be like this, get up quickly, get up!" ”

Lin Hao shook his head and said in a firm tone: "If the old immortal doesn't accept me as a disciple, I won't kneel here and get up!" ”

I'm even more dizzy, is this a martial arts movie I've watched too much? Sincerely, the gold and stone are open? The old liar is not an ordinary person, a fairy! has lived for 2,000 years, how many joys and sorrows in the world, birth, old age, sickness and death, and even experienced the Nanjing Massacre, his heart can be opened by kneeling casually as you little girl?

Besides, this is a student dormitory building, and you and a counselor class teacher knelt in front of the students and cried so much that it rained, what is going on?

Lin Hao looked at the old liar with tears in his eyes, the old liar spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and said to me: "Erlang Zhenjun said, now you are the positive, I am the deputy, you are the main one, you are the leader, what do you say?" ”

I immediately scolded him a hundred times in my heart, why didn't you think I was right when you grabbed cigarettes with me? Why didn't you think of me when you grabbed the chicken leg with me? Why didn't you think of me when you saw Feng Sanniang?

Lin Hao saw that the old liar kicked the ball to me, and looked at me sadly, and my head was really big. It's all about being a leader, how can people be so relaxed, eat and drink to get the job done, and occasionally have an unspoken rule about female subordinates, why do I have to encounter such a thorny personnel problem?

Although I want the old liar to accept her as an apprentice, it's just a matter of my words, but now the relationship is huge, let her know too much, if she herself has no spiritual roots, she can only become our oil bottle. However, if you don't accept her, you must find a way to erase her memory, the old liar can't dispense medicine at present, not to mention that it can't be justified in terms of emotion and reason, but people took the initiative to help us find Feng Sanniang, and erased people's memories, this behavior is not righteous!

Lin Hao stared at me, seeing that I was in a dilemma, she didn't know what she remembered, and suddenly smiled "poof", and her face turned red.

"What are you laughing at?" I asked curiously, "Do you think I'll agree with the old liar to take you as an apprentice?" ”

Lin Hao lowered his head, tilted his head and looked at me with his eyes, his eyes were like silk, his pretty face was crimson, and he muttered in a low voice: "If you agree, you, you were in the water that day...... I won't pursue you about kissing me in the water, and I won't pursue you for sneaking me......"

I almost didn't get angry, how can you take revenge? I've already promised my great readers three times that I'm not taking advantage of you, I'm having to do this to save you? As for touching you, well, this, this is purely accidental, accidental!

That being said, the hands of others are short, and the hands of touching others are even shorter!

I coughed twice and said to the old liar, "I see, if this is not the case, wouldn't there be such a thing as a registered disciple?" Old liar, why don't you just accept her as a registered disciple, and wait until you open the eyes of heaven to confirm that she has a spiritual root, and then accept her as an official disciple! ”

Lin Mi is beautiful, and his IQ is also born ice and snow smart, as soon as he heard me say this, he quickly kowtowed to the old liar a few times, and shouted repeatedly: "Kowtow to the master!" ”

Seeing this situation, the old liar was afraid that the apprentice would have to accept it, nodded and said, "Okay, I confiscated the apprentice for two thousand years, and I will make an exception to accept you as an apprentice today, but don't knock this head first, I still have to ask you a few questions first, you get up first!" ”

Lin Hao Yingying stood up, obediently lowered her hands and stood aside, I lay on the opposite side of the bed, just saw the round hemisphere and snow-white legs, well, what a harmonious and beautiful picture!

The old liar changed his usual hippie smiling face, and said to Lin Hao in a deep voice: "Lin Hao, although cultivating immortals is the dream path of every mortal, but now that science and technology are prosperous, the theory of cultivating immortals has become extinct, but I see that you are quite obsessed with this way, and you are not as ignorant as ordinary people, but there is a reason, you need to be honest!" ”

Lin Hao nodded, and asked the old liar: "Master, do you know, the eight major families of Huaxia?" ”

The old liar nodded, and Lin Hao saw that I had a pair of ignorant little eyes, pursed his lips and smiled, and explained: "The Eight Great Families are the eight most powerful and wealthy families in China, and their clansmen are all over the official and business circles of China, and their influence is enough to control the economic and political lifeblood of the entire country!" Eight families, three in Beijing, two in Hanhai, one in Northeast China, one in Jiangzhou, and one in Chang'an! ”

Oh, I see, but what does this have to do with cultivating immortals?

"I'm not actually surnamed Lin!" Lin Hao continued, "My real surname is Ning, and I am a branch of the third generation of the Ning family in the capital, and the Ning family is one of the eight major families!" For the sake of convenience, I changed my surname to Lin after I went to school! ”

The old liar nodded, and said incomprehensibly: "Well, needless to say, I understand!" ”

I'm in a hurry, why don't you say more, you understand I haven't understood yet! You are a miscellaneous old man, you can tell fortunes and fortunes, what past causes, future effects, mother, your leader, it's me, Lao Tzu won't!

"Go on, do the eight great families have anything to do with immortal cultivation?" I lay on the bed, looking at Lin Hao's figure, and shouting in my heart.

"Those who are high and powerful will be greedy for life and death, and the eight major families must have contact with the Immortal Hidden Sect in the world today, so Lin Hao has also heard some immortal rumors since he was a child!" The old liar said complacently.

"The eight major families haven't figured it out yet, why did they come out with a 'hidden door'?" I grunted in dissatisfaction.

It is estimated that Lin Hao was afraid of offending my master's superior leader who had not yet been determined, so he hurriedly explained with a smile: "The so-called 'hidden door', to put it bluntly, is a gang composed of foreign masters, and it does not appear in society, but the eight major families all rely on the 'hidden door', and if they offend the 'hidden door', not to mention that they can't even keep their family status, and they will be wiped out!" ”

"All immortals?" I turned my head and asked the old liar.

"Fart fairy! What is the worldly master? The old liar snorted from his nostrils, "When have there been fewer immortal cultivators since ancient times?" It's just that I have some fur inheritance, I know some basic spells, and I am 108,000 miles away from the immortals, if I am not afraid of the thunder, I can easily destroy them with a sneeze! ”

As soon as the old liar said this, I saw Lin Miao's face suddenly show an excited look, she had seen the power of Feng Sanniang's wind blade, and knew that what the old liar said was true, it seems that the Ning family was also harmed by the so-called 'hidden door'.

"Lin Hao!" The old liar suddenly shouted solemnly, "Kneel down to the southeast!" ”

Lin Hao knew that the old liar was going to accept the apprentice, so he quickly knelt down. This drawing is hypocrisy, you see that Mrs. Jiang accepted me as an apprentice, there was no ceremony, just ate a grilled fish from him!

"Ghost Valley Immortal Master Xuanwei is really on top!" The old liar also knelt down, "Unworthy disciple Xu Fu, today I accepted the mortal woman Ning Hao as a registered disciple, and I specially told the immortal master ......"

The old liar took Lin Hao with a burst of broken thoughts, which can be regarded as the completion of the ceremony of honoring the ancestor, Lin Hao kowtowed three times to the rules and regulations of the old liar, and the old liar accepted the salute, and recited the rules of the master for a long time, which is nothing more than abiding by the law and striving to be an outstanding young man with five stresses and four beauties, striving to move Huaxia, etc., which can be regarded as recognizing this disciple.

"Kowtow to ** three times!" The old liar was stern, "Although he is young and your student, but in the case of my teacher, you rely on his recommendation to get started, and from the position, he is a god and I am an immortal, and he is a vice of righteousness and self, so you should kowtow to him three times!" ”

Lin Hao looked reluctant, but he didn't dare to disobey the old liar's order, so he could only kneel down at me, which was probably slower than the cartoon.

"I can't do it, I can't help it!" I hurriedly went up to support Lin Hao, of course I supported her Qianqian's thin waist, it was still so soft and smooth, it still felt like that!

"Ugh!" I was in pain.

Lin Hao took advantage of the old liar's inattention, and twisted it my waist, and "Little Pepper" smiled and whispered on his face: "It doesn't hurt at all, it's a dream now, or a dream!" ”