Dashilar Happy Teahouse, two old and young people who talk about cross talk are amused.

A young man who was dressed quite exquisitely and his hair was painstakingly sculpted. With a height of 1.8 meters, Chu is there, and passers-by will pay a little attention to it. An old man dressed in classical fashion, with gray hair and a red face, laughed with a wrinkled face, and had no face and no skin and liked a hippie smile.

is talking about a "wife and children", specifically...... I didn't say anything specifically, cross talk is like this, it's made up, and there is still a lot of applause below.

happily shouted at the top of his voice, "Who doesn't know that you're happy?" If you haven't seen Kaihuan, you haven't eaten pork! ”

"Hey, is there such an analogy?"

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Happy: "You're coming in a 13-door Cadillac." ”

"I'm here by train."

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Happy: "The conditions at home are very difficult, and the house I live in is also very difficult, full of holes, and it will be my life to catch up with the rain." ”

"How?"

Happy: "It's raining lightly outside, it's raining in the house, it's raining heavily outside, it's raining heavily outside, it's raining in the house, sometimes the rain is too big, and the whole family goes to the third ring road to take shelter from the rain." ”

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Happy: "Look at people, people who drive to buy buildings, you look at you, you have nothing, the ground under your feet is shaking, the water around you is flowing, your hands are shaking, and the tears in your heart are flowing." ”

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Happy: "You don't obey!" Little Bunny! I said Dad, don't talk about this, don't say that the child is a little rabbit, from the theory of genetics is not good for parents. My dad is in a hurry, roll up his arms and sleeves, my mother fights with you! ”

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Happy: "The old man was still in good spirits at the time, his face was full of red light, 89-year-old people, he just lost his mouth of teeth, and there was still one tooth left, but he ate and stuffed his teeth." ”

"One tooth left?"

"Well, he's eating lotus root."

"Hi~!"

As soon as the cross talk was finished, the old man was lightweight, happy, as if he was fluttering when he heard the audience applaud loudly. The audience below was still unsatisfied, shouting loudly: "One more paragraph, one more paragraph~~"

No, the audience's reaction was too enthusiastic, and besides, the two of them couldn't say a few times a year, so they were simply too addicted today. The old man commanded, "Let's go back." ”

What else can a grandson say, who called you his grandson, tired of life.

"It's easy to talk about it" and "it's funny", and finally held this group of "I don't know what to do" audience. Happy said that he would not be accompanied by anything, so he quickly changed his clothes and walked straight to the VIP box on the third floor.

In this country, you can't do things without giving gifts. This sentence has gone through thousands of years of ups and downs and has become a rule, if you don't follow the rules, you can't do things.

It's rare to be happy at home today, but it's not to accompany the old man to talk about cross talk. He made an appointment to talk about business, but the person was late and didn't come, so he couldn't wait to go downstairs and walk, and then he was caught by the old man pulling coolies. So, that's the business -- today he's the host, the host of dinner.

The guy led him to Tianzihao, "Little boss, I've already invited you to the box to serve you with good tea, do you have any other instructions?" ”

"Well, good tea and good wine are waiting, ask Master Zhou in the kitchen to take the idea, and then burn a table and serve it."

"Okay."

As soon as I went upstairs, I saw a young man dressed in luxury sitting there sipping tea, with a black leather briefcase next to him. Happy Lao Yuan hugged his fists and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Manager Yu, I've kept you waiting......"

This guy has more meat on his face than he is happy, and although he is a little baby fat on his happy face, he is also cute and handsome, but this guy is completely featureless. But in the film and television industry, you can't look at all faces, all the faces are small actors, and none of the big people are good-looking.

Yu Dong graduated from the Management Department of Beijing Normal Film Academy in 1994 and was assigned to work in Beijing Film Studio. With his hard work and excellent interpersonal communication skills, he had already emerged at that time, and was quickly appreciated and promoted by Han Sanpin, who was the director of Beijing Film Studio at the time, and became the youngest section-level cadre in the history of Beijing Film Studio.

"You're polite, you're welcome, you're welcome... I didn't expect you to be a cross talk artist. I happened to enjoy a classic cross talk. This place is good, the style of the Republic of China, and the atmosphere is excellent. Yu Dong smiled and took a step, "Actually, I'm late, I just had a meeting today that was delayed, no, it's delayed here!" ”

"Laugh and laugh."

A smile appeared on his happy face, and he hurriedly greeted him and said, "What did Manager Yu say, I don't dare to delay the meeting of your factory leaders, of course, the work is important." Let's take a walk, please inside, the little brother has a table of banquets today, Manager Yu is a person who has seen a big scene, don't dislike our grade is not enough. ”

Yu Dong smiled, "Mr. Kai is embarrassing me, to put it bluntly, he is a small clerk, Mr. Kai set up his own film company at a young age, which is really enviable." I'm also trying to talk to Mr. Kai for advice. ”

It's very good, if it weren't for the fact that Beijing Film Studio, which knew that this product would leave the iron rice bowl in a few years, opened Bona Films by itself, I really thought it was polite words. Happy naturally didn't even dare to say it, although he didn't look old no matter how old he was, his speech was smooth and smooth in his previous life, and he was not weak at all, and said with a smile: "It's all a small fight, just for the whole movie dream, and it can't be on the stage." ”

The small boss wants to ask someone to do things, and the kitchen naturally does it with heart, not to mention the full Han banquet, at least a few big dishes are not falling. A table full of effort in a moment is full of famous dishes from Beijing, and there are two bottles of Moutai on the table.

Yu Dong smiled in his heart, but he was afraid that what he asked for today was not small.

The Jingshi circle said that it was not a big deal, and I learned that someone had set up a private film and television company and invited Siqin Gaowa to make a movie, and I made a special inquiry.

The result of the inquiry, the happiness is not without a target, when people return from studying abroad, Pixar wants to keep people but not retain, that is a real talent, and he specially returned to China to do a career. In fact, he didn't know, Happy is not a celebrity, he can know so much information about others, and he also thanks to Happy Xingxing's self-hype when he hyped "Chess Soul" a while ago.

At the moment, I quietly touched a few glasses with happiness, and after you came and went, I was already called a brother.

Yu Dong is capable, so he is naturally unwilling to be a small clerk. After all, there is still Han Sanpin pressing on his head, and when he becomes the boss, he doesn't know how to make the Year of the Monkey. In fact, he was already restless in his heart, and opened the company with a bit of polite casual advice.

Happy intends to engage in relationships, so he naturally does what he likes, and makes a sincere gesture and says: "Brother Dong, you are a talented person, and no matter how much I say in front of you, it will be a class to get an axe." But the younger brother still has a sentence to take the liberty of giving away, do you know that there is a Miramax company in Hollywood? The business they do is all about buying films at low prices and then publicizing them. Small risk, big profit. If you want to open your own film company in the future, then you must strive to obtain the first 'film distribution license' in China and strive to become the first private film distribution company in China. ”

Yu Dong's eyes lit up, which coincided with the ignorant thoughts in his mind. For the first time, he took the initiative to raise his glass and said enthusiastically: "Be taught, be taught." Come, let's go one. ”

I can endure being happy, and I will never talk about business after a few glasses of wine.

Yu Dong saw that this guy drank white wine like boiled water, and his heart was inexplicable, and after eating some more food, he quipped: "Xiao Kai, I can see it, you kid is trying to get me drunk." He put the wine glass on the table, waved his hand and said: "I can't drink it, the leader of the provincial meeting is cold, and he smells the wine and is scolded." Since you have gone to great lengths to set up a film company, you will definitely not go the underground route. Tell me, what the hell, if I can help without violating discipline, I will definitely help. ”

In the end, it was honed in the system, and his words did not leak.

Don't say that the two don't have any friendship, if you are happy and really dare to make some excessive demands, he will definitely say "yes" to his face, and he won't know you when he turns around.

Happy hippie smiled and said: "I can't hide anything from Brother Dong, and I don't dare to delay the leaders' business." Come to eat vegetables and eat vegetables, I won't dissuade you from drinking. ”

turned the turntable on the table, turned a dish that Yu Donglian had eaten several bites in front of him, and said: "Underground movies will definitely not go, I just relied on my cleverness to make a low-budget literary film to practice my skills." Now that the movie has been filmed and reviewed, there is no hope for it to be released. ”

Yu Dong glanced at him, knew it in his heart, and said slowly: "It's released~~ The doorway here is big." ”

(There has been a delay in the past few days, so I can't help but wait for your brothers and sisters, bow.) The contract has been sent, and after the contract is signed and changed to A, the update will be restored to normal. Ask for a referral ticket! ）