It's hard to kill a hero for a penny, and it's hard to die for a hundred and twenty yuan, and I, a half-pulled immortal, can't die. It's not bragging, the treasures of the heavenly realm all recognize me as the master, and I will also become a pan and spatula, isn't it a half-pull fairy?

I wanted to call Luo Yongqing to drive his two-seater broken car to send money, but I just changed Luo Yongqing's Armani today, and I forgot to bring my mobile phone. This year is not like the 80s, there is no public phone booth on the street, and if you want to contact Luo Yongqing, you have to find a way.

I was going to stop a random well-wisher on the street to lend me my phone, but everyone I stopped was a man, and they all said to me: "You liar, look for a smoke, right?" "If it weren't for the fact that I am a person with identity as a Banla Immortal, I would have taken a picture of him as an ID card directly in a pan.

So I started to stop the women, and every woman looked at me in horror and ran away in a panic. Only a girl in a miniskirt said to me very cutely: "Ah, I really want to help you, but I just didn't bring my phone today, it's a pity, I want to help you!" ”

Hmph, I saw her take out a mobile phone as soon as she turned around, and said to the person on the other side of the phone: "Hey, I sue you, there is a sling today, and I want to use the old routine of borrowing a phone to ask for my mobile phone number, and I was deceived like a fool, you see that I am attractive, right?" "I'm angry, why is it so dishonest? In order to teach her a lesson, I stretched out my right arm and turned it into a hook, and gently hooked the zipper of her back dress, shame you!

Looking at the time, I have been hanging around at the door of "Ni Dress Dance" for more than half an hour, and I still haven't been able to get in.

In the end, there was really no way, so I squatted at the ** gate, watching the sexy and revealing girls come and go, while observing, trying to find an opportunity to sneak in while the security guards were not paying attention. As a result, I didn't want to observe it slowly, but I actually found a very useful pattern!

According to my observations, the girls who come to ** are divided into two categories, one is dressed like a madman, with a lot of stud tattoos, and colorful on the head, which are generally girls carried by men, and they all enter through the gate. The other type is dressed like a fool, with thick makeup on the face that wants to be painted with a Peking Opera face, and there are few pieces of cloth on the key parts of the body.

So, I think the side door should be free of tickets. I was very excited, it's like catching rabbits in the village, you have to pay attention to the observation and find the rabbit's daily activity path, so that it is easy to find the rabbit's nest.

I began to slowly approach the side door, and as soon as I got to the door, I saw two ** girls passing by me, and then there was a conversation.

"Hey, Brother Leopard, your hairstyle has been getting more and more handsome recently!"

"Jiaojiao, I haven't seen you come to work for a few days!"

"Yes, Brother Leopard, it's inconvenient for people to go to work these days, and the commission is much less! Brother Leopard, you tell the manager, push me a few more times, if the commission is too much, people will accompany you for free......"

I secretly poked my head out to see a girl rubbing next to a big bald head, who was also holding a walkie-talkie and a riot baton. I immediately understood that this was the best employee channel.

Why? Don't you understand this one? Isn't there a sign next to it that reads "Staff Passage, Idlers are not allowed to enter"?

I was annoyed that this road was also blocked, and I saw a few car lights coming, a few vans stopped at the door of the passage, and a large number of people came down from above, all of them were as handsome as me, all black T-shirts and trousers, and wore sunglasses in the middle of the night.

After these people got off the bus, they looked around, and they didn't buy tickets, and they didn't notice me hiding in the shadow of the passage, so they walked directly to the **side door, and the big bald head nodded while smiling.

I quickly took out my sunglasses from my pocket and put them on, while they were not paying attention, I also followed the team and walked forward with my head held high, the big bald head didn't see it, so I followed this ticket in.

I just knew, don't look at the "Neon Dress Dance**" inside the decoration is magnificent, that is the business area, just like a peacock opening the screen, what the guests see is splendid, the back staff area is messy, and there is garbage everywhere.

I didn't dare to say a word, so I followed the security team, I was already dizzy, don't talk about the 888 private room, I don't even know where I am now.

I had made an appointment with the grandson at nine o'clock, but it was half past eight when I arrived at **, and I wandered at the door for more than half an hour. Gao Yue'e said that she would meet me in the 888 private room, and now I don't know where anyone is, I'm a little anxious! Several times I wanted to leave the team to find my own way, but I found that I was taking a dark road, there was no fork in the road, I couldn't sneak out of the team, so I could only go forward.

After walking for about ten minutes, a yellow-haired sunglasses at the leader of the team suddenly pushed open a locker on the side of the road, opened the cabinet door, and said domineeringly: "Brothers, the first battle is a success, Xu Laofu, send the guy to everyone!" ”

Xu Laofu, how familiar do I hear the name?

A guy at the front of the line jumped out and pulled out two large travel bags from one corner, and when they opened them, dozens of long and short machetes in them were dazzling.

The guy started to give out machetes in turn, and when they came to me, I recognized him at a glance, and almost screamed: "You're an old liar...... you're an old liar, and no one answered his phone calls these days.

The old liar was startled when he saw me, and quickly made a look to silence me, looked at the bag, rummaged through it, picked out the largest machete from it, handed it to me, and whispered to me, "I can only help you here, just follow later!" ”

I looked around, dozens of people followed by him were all holding machetes, why don't these security guards match riot sticks with machetes, it's over, I understand, this is the shape of the underworld! This old liar, why don't you learn well as a 2,000-year-old immortal? Run to participate in the underworld!

Yellow-haired sunglasses began to inspect the machetes, and everyone held up their machetes. I hurriedly dodged two steps back, hurriedly held my head high, and also raised the machete in my hand, which was almost a meter long, just like Zhou Cang in the temple.

The yellow-haired sunglasses were very satisfied with the momentum of my watch and machete, nodded, and patted me on the shoulder: "Well, yes, do a good job, do a good job with this ticket and add money, and I will look for you next time!" ”

I feel miserable in my heart, what is this called? Joined the underworld for no reason, the most important thing is that this underworld seems to be talking about performance salary, I don't know if there is money to collect if I am not on the roster?

The yellow-haired sunglasses saw that everyone had taken the guy, and they were very satisfied, so a large number of people walked forward with the machete blade again, this time the distance between the team was widened, everyone was far apart, the machete blade was so sharp, beware of accidental injury!

I sneaked up to the old liar, and saw him holding a machete in one hand and posing like a general in Peking Opera in the other, walking forward with high spirits.

"You old liar, you didn't answer your phone for so many days, where did you die? How did you join the underworld? I asked in a whisper.

The old liar gave me a blank look: "Life is compelling, how many days can your 46 yuan last?" This is a good job, stand in a field, 300 yuan a game! ”

"300 yuan a game?" I kind of understood, "Oh, I know, the extras of the crew, I thought it was the underworld!" ”

"You know a!" The old liar snorted from his nostrils, "Authentic underworld trading, so we were invited to pretend to be the little brother to support the aura!" Not everyone can do it, only introduce yourself internally, are you interested? ”

I'm a little dazed in my mind, the authentic underworld transaction actually invited unrelated people to be extras to support the field, and it was 300 yuan a game, I knew that I was still half a day for the ticket fee of 120 yuan, and it was okay to participate in the underworld temporarily?

"Is it in danger?" I'm a little tempted, and I still owe a lot of debt, "I don't have to fight and kill, I have to pay a name or something?" ”

The old liar grinned with yellow teeth: "You think you make a movie?" Now that the underworld associations are talking about cost accounting and taking the route of modern enterprise management, who has nothing to do with raising a large group of younger brothers to slash and kill? At the critical moment, please ask us to support the field! ”

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