Luo Yongqing really deserves to be a character who takes the virginity of a female general among thousands of troops and horses, and just seven words make me go to the toilet, no, the mouth is suddenly opened.

After thinking about this, I was very calm, leaning on the head of the hospital bed, ready to touch a cigarette, and then wanted to imitate Chow Yun-fat in "God of Gamblers", lit a cigarette in a chic manner, and then lightly spit out a smoke ring, looked at Gao Yue'e with blurry and sexy eyes, and said to her, "What do you want?" ”

But after touching it for a long time, I remembered that the only stock I had left had been taken away by the old liar. The main props are gone, so I can only fight for acting, adopt the second half strategy, and quickly look at Gao Yue'e with blurry and sexy eyes, and say, "What's the matter?" You have to explain the four elements of time, place, characters, and plot clearly! ”

It is estimated that this performance technique is a bit difficult, and my interpretation is not in place, Gao Yue'e seems to see that I am confused and stupid, and she is even more sad, she doesn't say a word, and she is still whimpering pitifully.

The fourth idiot was impatient, and hurriedly said, "What else can I do?" A few days ago, she went out to sing with a rich second generation, but others got her drunk and took advantage of her, and then she didn't admit it, and now the eldest aunt didn't come to find out that she was pregnant with someone else's child! ”

My hands trembled slightly, resisting the urge to turn into a crystal dagger, and subconsciously touched my head.

Luo Yongqing glanced at me cautiously, looking like a good baby: "Second child, she came to me to help take her to the hospital for an abortion." If it were someone else, I'd take her with me. The nature of this girl's identity is different, brother and sister, I can't make a mistake on top of a mistake, right? I have to listen to you, and besides, it's a matter of the way to come to you, aren't you a hospital? ”

The third child didn't speak for a long time, and interjected: "Second child, I think it's your business, anyway, it's impossible for the two of you, you have the false title of a husband-to-be!" ”

Before I could speak, Luo Yongqing slapped the edge of the bed and said angrily: "Who said it was about him?" Damn, if the land in your yard is barren, you can allow others to grow some potatoes and eggplants at will? ”

The potatoes and eggplants that people grow in my yard can be eaten when they are cooked, but the goods in Gao Yue'e's stomach are ripe, so they can only eat mine, can this be the same thing?

I glanced at Luo Yongqing disdainfully: "Cut, you just planted a round of eggplants for Lao Tzu!" ”

Luo Yongqing realized that he hadn't picked up the stone and didn't fall well, so he hurriedly said stupidly: "Don't talk about this, don't talk about this......"

"So how do you think we can help you?" I'm a little soft-hearted, but it's from a village, and the business can't be benevolent, and she is still my daughter-in-law in name.

Gao Yue'e raised the face of the pear blossom with rain and whispered, "I want to ask you to help me negotiate with that shameless person!" ”

"Negotiations? What to talk about? "I'm a little confused, I've never been involved in this business.

Gao Yue'e glanced at Luo Yongqing sadly, I understood the meaning of this glance, Luo Yongqing was skilled in this aspect of business and refused to help her, so she had to retreat and come to me.

"It is to express your protest, to condemn the unjust and filthy acts of that dog day, and to solemnly declare that Gao Yue'e is your sacrosanct doll daughter-in-law, and you have indisputable sovereignty over her! It is required that the dog face up to the reality, immediately stop the infringement of Yiqiē, and compensate Gao Yue'e for the loss. In the meantime, you keep a close eye on the situation and reserve the right to take further steps as an expectant husband! The third idiot went to Du Niang's "negotiation", and he recited words tirelessly.

"Oh," I understood, "I asked him for medical expenses, nutrition expenses, and mental damages!" Okay, I'll go! ”

Gao Yue'e didn't seem to expect that I, who had always been cowardly, would be so righteous and impassioned, and whispered: "I have made an appointment with him, tomorrow at nine o'clock in the evening, Dongcheng District 'Nishang Dance' Entertainment City, 888 private room!" ”

Luo Yongqing and the third and fourth idiots didn't expect me to be so happy, so they were startled, and hurriedly persuaded me: "Second child, it is said that that kid is not only the second generation of rich, but also the second generation of officials, it is estimated that it will be difficult to do it, maybe you have to do it!" ”

Cut - I'm scared to do it right now? Immortals, I dare to shoot him to death with a crystal pan!

Just now on the rooftop, the old liar gave me the first three "Miao character scrolls", I read it again, there is a trick in it is that you can spread the crystal all over the body into armor, water and fire do not invade the invulnerability, it seems that the difficulty is not very great, I am ready to spend two days practicing, I can always afford to fight if I can't win, right?

The little nurse, who had been lonely for a long time on the side, finally interjected, with a dead attitude, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, came over and hugged my arm that had just been unbandaged, and said in a sweet and greasy voice: "Official, then this little lady is a child, don't you want it?" Why don't the slaves find an acquaintance and turn 'it' into fruit? ”

I glared at her fiercely: "It turned out to be a fart!" Put 'it' as a result, and I still talk to people about yarn? ”

The little nurse glanced at Gao Yue'e demonstratively, straightened her majestic chest, but pretended to be timid: "The slave family understands, the officials are so smart!" ”

I touched my head, as if I saw Xu Jinjiang and Su San.

……

The little gray wolf policeman who protected me at the door of the ward must not be married, and he did not distinguish between public and private, and left his post without permission every night, lying on the counter of the nurse's station to soak the young nurse, and telling ghost stories to others.

You said that you don't use your brains to pick up girls, and the little nurse told me that when they were studying, they took formalin to soak their waists, held the skeleton shelf and studied at night, and pricked themselves with needles without blinking. If Luo Yongqing comes out, he will definitely tell a meat joke. If she "snaps" on your face with her hand, you will change someone, if she "hehehe" on her face, then there will be a play, maybe you can "pop" together!

I slipped out of the hospital easily, and went straight to the "Ni Dress Dance", the taxi is so expensive, I usually don't want to sit, and when I help Gao Yue'e get the money back, I have to deduct the taxi money for reimbursement first. The gray wolf little policeman said that there was a group of special police waiting for the "brothers" on the northeast road in ambush outside the hospital, but I didn't see them at all, and I came back to sue them for dereliction of duty!

"Neon Dance" is the largest singing and dancing entertainment city in Hangang City, and it is a combination of sauna massage, food and bathing, KTV fitness, etc., and the connotation of this "etc" is very rich. I've never been to such a high-end entertainment city since I've grown up, and if it weren't for the heavy responsibility to negotiate this time, I wouldn't even know which way the door would open.

What is the world? Take a taxi to give the mileage of the car money, but you have to pay an extra one yuan and five jiao fuel surcharge, you obviously burn natural gas, what fuel surcharge do you want? I discussed with the taxi driver for 20 minutes, and finally the taxi driver ran away, and I finally fought for the majority of consumers. But what made me very unhappy was that when the taxi driver left, he blessed me with "having a son without assholes", and I also wished him to "give birth to a son with three assholes"!

As soon as I arrived at the "Neon Dance", my eyes were immediately dazzled by colorful neon lights, what a waste of electricity!

I walked to the gate and made sure I was not going the wrong way, so I went straight inside, and there were several security guards in black suits and sunglasses standing at the door, all of them dragging like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, for fear that others would not know that they were security guards.

I already knew that the security dogs in this kind of place looked down on people, "they can't enter if they are not neatly dressed", you look at the girls who went in and dressed neatly?

I am wearing a full set of "Armani" sponsored by Luo Yongqing today, and I also have a pair of sunglasses in my pocket, in fact, I also have a set of identical Armani, and the 60 yuan I bought has been washed and fried, so I can only wear him. Luo Yongqing's Armani is indeed more comfortable than mine, and I estimate that his is at least more than a hundred sets.

As a result, the security guard reached out and stopped me and said, "Sir, please show me your ticket!" Then he pointed to a sign next to him.

"The ticket price for men is 120 yuan/person, and the price for women is free!" I look back and look at it and I'm not happy, it's been more than 60 years since it was liberated, why is the "equality between men and women" put forward by ** just can't be realized?

I knew that this would bring Luo Yongqing here, but I was afraid that if the fight would expose the water drop talisman, I refused to let Luo Yongqing come with me. I didn't expect to spend money to buy a ticket when I entered the door, and I also paid 120 yuan a piece, and I only had less than 20 yuan in my whole body, or the 2,000 yuan that the little nurse stuffed me when I went out.

Luo Yongqing said, places like Entertainment City are not afraid that you don't spend money, but I'm afraid that you won't come, and if you come, you can't help spending money. I'm here to ask for money, not to entertain, why do you bring so much money?

I couldn't make my debt to the little nurse worse, so I secretly put the money back under her pillow and only took a 50 yuan one. As a result, I spent 38 yuan on a taxi, and I don't know how to go back to the hospital, all counting on the grandson's compensation, how can I still have the money to buy tickets?

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