"I'm so stupid, really," I said, raising my eyes, which had long been dull, and continued, "I just know that the little nurse is gentle and considerate, and very thoughtful, and is a good candidate to be a girlfriend and wife, and I didn't know that there would be a tigress among the nurses." I was already very obedient, because I broke her leg, I felt guilty, and I was even more afraid of paying her medical bills, so I listened to her words; As soon as she gave the order, I ran away, but she wouldn't let me go......" and whimpered, unable to speak.

Yes, you read that right, it's not chapter 10, it's chapter 11. The reason why it's exactly the same as Chapter 10 is because I'm so miserable every day, and the little nurse's inhumane methods are endless, and I've been tortured to the point of dementia.

(A thunderclap in the sky slashed me into distractions, and a voiceover came: "Old Flying Demon, is it the number of words in this water?") Do you still want to sign a contract and put it on the shelves? It's almost 30,000 words, a beautiful girl hasn't been pushed down, and Goldfinger hasn't abused the villain, how do you tell readers to substitute themselves to find cool points? Do you know how to write a novel? ”）

"Oops—" A cry worse than mine sounded in front of me, and it felt like an old cow walking on a ridge and trampling a toad to death, the toad's last words.

I was thrilled directly, only to find that there was an old man in front of me wearing a white-washed overalls, pedaling a pair of tourist shoes that I don't know what color they were, and riding a rusty broken bicycle that rang everywhere except for the bells, and was slowly falling down in front of me.

The old man saw that I was a little flustered, worried that he was performing in vain, so he deliberately said "oops-yah-" again, and then used the speed of 12 frames per second to slow - slow - ground - down - down - go - !

Of course I know that I have met the porcelain, I'm not afraid, I was the little nurse today with a clear brain, and I walked to the door of the hospital in a daze, and the gray wolf police who protected me didn't know which little nurse to go to soak, and now I don't know how many guns are aimed at my head, I'm still afraid that you will touch porcelain?

According to the traditional morality of my Celestial Empire, I should have asked him in a panic now: "Uncle, are you in trouble?" Then he would lie on the ground and call for a while, and then he could ask me if I wanted to be public or private, and then he could go to the vegetable market with my compensation.

I turned around and walked into the hospital, and the old man saw that I was lying upright on the ground without following the rules at all, and looked at me blankly for a while, and when he saw that I was about to disappear, a carp jumped up from the ground and shouted, "Stop!" ”

Phew, I didn't bother to pay attention to him, the social atmosphere is too bad, someone on the Internet asked why the old man and the old lady touch so much porcelain now, is it that our old people have become bad? It's not, it's the bad guys who are getting old!

The old man didn't react when he saw me, and he came after me at a trot, not even the broken bicycle.

As soon as I saw the old man chasing me, I quickly accelerated and ran in, hum, when I returned to the ward, the little nurse sang to scare you with a myocardial infarction!

I ran in with the old man, just like Tom and Jerry, where could the old man outrun me? Throw him out of sight in minutes! This old man, tired to death, told you not to learn well, practice calligraphy at home, square dance, bubble too old lady?

I looked back as I ran, and I had run into a remote corridor, and the old man couldn't even see the human figure. I was happy in my heart, this road is such an entrance, I can't help if I want to take a shortcut, but I don't want to crash into someone's arms.

When I looked up, I saw the old man standing in front of me, grabbed me by the collar, pulled off two buttons, and scolded angrily: "You rabbit cub, you dare to run away if you hit someone, if you don't compensate me...... Hey? ”

The old man suddenly stopped scolding, staring straight at the water drop talisman on my chest, I couldn't help but shudder, this old man can't be that he has taken a fancy to my treasure and wants to take him away, right?

You dream! No matter how ruthless you are, you can beat the underworld boss Guo Dongsheng? It's a big deal that I deliberately broke my right arm, and you hit me, and I'll come back at night!

"Little friend, I see that your bones are strange, your instruments are magnificent, and your nature is pure and wise, you are a one-in-a-million cultivator, I have a ...... here" This voice is a little sweet and greasy, you must guard against it!

"If you come to the Divine Palm or the Nine Yin True Scripture? In the future, will the heavy responsibility of upholding human justice and maintaining world peace be entrusted to me? "I directly interrupted the old man's words, this old liar's routine is too fake, old liar! You just tried to scam me out of money!

The old man's eyes lit up, he nodded, and said solemnly, "You have realized your responsibility?" I sue you, actually, I am a god! We immortals are man's best friends! ”

I snorted, and now it's my turn to stand on the moral high ground: "Phew, dogs are man's best friends!" You old liar, you first hit the porcelain to blackmail my money, and now you are pretending to be a magic stick, you still want to blackmail my money, you old liar get out of the way for me! ”

The old liar was a little embarrassed, and he also felt that what he said was a bit mysterious, and said unnaturally: "Little friend, you are now valuable, of course I don't fight with you, but you always call me an old liar a little rude, I am a fairy after all!" ”

"Old liar, old liar, you old disrespectful big liar!" I shouted like a repeater, trying to shake off the old liar's hand by the collar.

The old liar was helpless, sighed, his mouth was deflated, I only felt a flower in front of me, the wind was whirring in my ears, and then I looked at it and found that I had arrived at the roof of the inpatient building of the hospital, next to a big "H", taking off and landing helicopters.

I was a little dazed, but when I turned my head, I saw the old liar standing next to me and smiling at me, and now he really looked like a fairy.

"Are you really an immortal? Phew, you old liar still dare to lie to me, play magic tricks with me, don't you? "Don't think I'm trying to lie to me because I'm not deeply involved in the world, damn it, crooks are playing big scene magic tricks now, and the cost is a little higher.

The old liar didn't answer me, and kicked me off the roof with a flying kick while I wasn't paying attention, how could he not be like the calcium-deficient old man in the TV commercial?

I fell down like a scale, and I saw all kinds of scenes from the windows of the wards, some family members were feeding patients with bowls, some patients were smiling and giving red envelopes to doctors, and there was a very enchanting female medical representative who lifted her miniskirt to her waist and lay on the doctor's table, and finally I saw the little nurse sitting on the toilet in the bathroom, wearing headphones and stuffing potato chips into her mouth, a white ......

On the twenty-ninth floor, the ground was getting closer and closer, and I was so frightened that I quickly closed my eyes when I saw that it was about to fall into a puddle of mud. Suddenly the wind stopped, and when I opened my eyes, I was on the roof again, and the old liar was still smiling at me!

"Old liar, are you really an immortal?" I'm a little convinced, it's impossible to know the details of the little nurse eating potato chips on the toilet by playing magic.

"Yes, the old man attained enlightenment in the twenty-eighth year of the First Emperor, and has been in the immortal class for more than 2,000 years!" The old crook was quite proud.

"Then what numbers do you tell me to open in the next issue of the two-color ball?" I jumped up with excitement, the opportunity to make a fortune came, when I have money, buy a hundred brand-name bags, go back to the village and send one to a girl, I won't give it to Gao Yue'e, I'm angry with her! I told you to do "big health care" for the rich second generation!

"Uh, this ......" the old liar was stunned for a moment, a little embarrassed, "this...... The old mana is low, and the future is not something we can predict! If you know what the two-color ball is, will the old man still live by touching porcelain? ”

"You old liar!" I'm deflated, when an immortal is poor like this, what else does the immortal have to do?

The old liar was a little angry, and said very unhappily: "It's all declared, the old man is not a liar, the old man's surname is Xu Mingfu!" ”

"Xu Fu? I don't know! "I only know that there is a "Chow Tai Fook", and I am not a phone yellow page, what cats and dogs know?

"The old man is a closed disciple of Mr. Guiguzi, and he was sent by the First Emperor two thousand years ago to go to sea to collect immortal medicine and soar to become an immortal!" The old liar chews the words, and I only understand about half of it.

"Xu Fu? The Xu Fu sent by Qin Shi Huang to study in Japan? "Although I am a science student, I still watched "Ancient and Modern Wars of the Qin Warriors" when I was a child, and the village always shows this kind of old film when there are open-air movies, and Zhang Guoshi and Gong Da Pig's waist face was still secretly crooked at that time, and a large row of gourd babies have not yet been born.

The old liar said yes proudly, trying to make a decent appearance, but he couldn't wear it in tattered overalls.

"Then you're not an old liar?" I immediately raised my vigilance, this old liar is a habitual offender, who deceived Qin Shi Huang more than 2,000 years ago, and when he was dying, he still expected him to send the elixir back. You see, people paid him to go abroad for investigation, but he was lucky that he became an immortal and didn't care about others, and left a lot of descendants of the Japanese Bandits, can this kind of person be trusted? Qin Shi Huang wanted to know that he was still alive, so he might be so angry that he crawled out of the ground and led a large number of mud men to kill him!

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