After the beginning of autumn, the air is dry without a trace of moisture. Especially in the past few days, the weather has suddenly become hot, making people wonder if the autumn tiger is stepping on the tail of the fallen leaves and has quietly arrived? Students picked up the summer heat skills, carried fans and Xiaoice sticks, hid in the library and sighed at the air conditioning, indoor and outdoor swimming pools reopened, the pools were cleaned, and many students couldn't wait to put on swimsuits and plunge into the cool pool.

Considering the extremely hot weather, the 16th Autumn Boys' Swimming Competition of Quang Nam Middle School is scheduled for after half past four. After two classes, students can move freely and go to the swimming pool to watch the game. But some female students have long been unable to hold back, the single-lens reflex camera with long guns and short guns has long been resisted on their shoulders, and they have become elite reporters in the media industry, with eyes and smells sharper than weasels, in order to just shoot the scene of the boys fighting in the pool, after all, the biggest highlight of the participants is the male students in the physical education class.

The last time I had a physical examination, I felt the charm of the boys in the physical education class, the muscles on my body were piece by piece, and I was so excited that I almost didn't bleed my nose. Of course, I also experienced the power of those female classmates, who lose their minds when they see handsome guys, and the saliva left by can drown you! The madness index is intimidating. It seems that only the "little fresh meat" in the physical education class has this ability!

The male students who participated in the competition did not have to attend classes in the afternoon, and the class teachers asked them to prepare for the competition without disturbing them. After lunch, I asked Luo Wenjie to come to the office to prepare for the implementation of our plan.

As soon as I saw him, I asked, "How's the practice?" ”

"Not bad." Luo Wenjie replied to me with a smile, looking confident. Luo Wenjie has won the autumn men's swimming competition and the backstroke championship for three consecutive years. The boy grew up by the sea (hence his dark skin) and often rolled in the sea, where he was much more agile and brilliant than on land. Teachers and students all said that Luo Wenjie must have been a fish or a black Mary in his last life.

After the teacher of the school's Physical Education Office found out Luo Wenjie's talent in swimming, he invited him to join the school's swimming team, and assured him that he could join the junior national team after special guidance and training, but Luo Wenjie refused, which is a pity.

"Okay, let's hurry then! Take off your clothes while there's no one now! "I said this strangely, and people who don't know the truth think I'm going to do something! Actually, Luo Wenjie and I are implementing the plan we agreed yesterday!

Just before the game, Li Yue and Luo Wenjie broke up, and the woman shaved the man's armpit hair in order to retaliate against the man. This swimming competition has to take off your clothes, not to mention, Luo Wenjie's competition is the backstroke, these two hands are shaking and swinging, if people see his smooth creaking socket, won't he be embarrassed to death? In order to stabilize Luo Wenjie's participation and ensure that my class achieves excellent results, I had to make this decision......

Luo Wenjie took off his clothes, raised his arms upward, took a deep breath, and looked at me seriously, at this moment, I felt the weight of class honor on my shoulders, Alexander! I took out a large black oil-based pen from the drawer, pulled out the lid, and took the pen closer to Luo Wenjie's squeaky nest!

At this point, you may have guessed what I'm trying to do. That's right, I'm going to use a black pen to "paint" in Luo Wenjie's squeaky socket, and draw a few "lifelike" hairs (which is also a drunken description), so that others can't see that he doesn't have armpit hair! I admired my wit and laughed evilly.

Luo Wenjie raised his hand and said impatiently: "Teacher Huang, hurry up, it will be miserable when someone comes!" I don't even have time to get dressed, and if anyone sees me, my innocence will be gone. ”

"Don't yell at me, settle down." I didn't respond angrily.

Luo Wenjie's guy is moving around, and it's hard for me to write. Finally, as soon as he made a stroke, the guy's body was crooked, and the strokes couldn't help but lengthen, and they were ten centimeters long! I was shocked, and I thought to myself, where is this armpit hair, it looks scary. I scolded, "Didn't you tell you to stop? How do you want me to draw! ”

"But, it's so itchy!" Luo Wenjie looked embarrassed.

"Bear with me! I know your arms are tired, hold on a little longer, and you'll be fine. "I picked up the pace and made a few more strokes, and it was finally done. In order to make sure that the painting was fake, I asked Luo Wenjie to do a few backstroke movements. He immediately lay on the ground, slid his hands back, and seeing his difficult appearance, I motioned to stop and said, "Okay, okay, you are far away from the audience, and you are in the water, others can't see anything in your squeaky nest, and no one will pay special attention, don't worry!" ”

"Really?" Luo Wenjie was overjoyed and twisted his body to look at my masterpiece.

"What are you lying to?"

"Will it fade?"

"No, oily pen. I'll give you a bottle of nail polish remover after the game, and the wipe will be gone. ”

"Great!"

"Let's get ready for the game! Come on! I'm optimistic about you! ”

Luo Wenjie nodded, smiling as if he had received a perfect score, and he ran out of the office in a hurry, turning around and waving at me from time to time, saying thank you.

"Little brat!" I laughed out loud, and I was glad that I was able to solve the students' problems.

Time flies, two lessons have passed, and the swimming competition is about to begin!

When I came to the swimming pool, the audience was full of people, and they were all girls! The exaggeration is not the cameras and cameras in their hands, but the signs with their names written on them, and I noticed that one of them reads "Four young sports, handsome and cracked the sky", this domineering eight words are simply blinding! I'm speechless, this is a competition, it's not a beauty pageant, what are these schoolgirls doing!?

I really couldn't look at these girls, so I had to turn my attention to the arena. After the competition in the first and second grades, it is the turn of the third grade, divided into two groups of five people each.

Luo Wenjie was placed in the second group, and as soon as he came on the stage, the female audience screamed! That scene is like a four-leaf clover seeing TFBOYS, what is crazy, this is it!

Depend on! This kid is quite attractive! I thought to myself, but soon found out that I was mistaken, the reason why people screamed was not Luo Wenjie at all, it was the "handsome and splitting the sky" sports four young people who played with him on the same team! The five people stood together, Luo Wenjie was in the middle, and the contrast was really stark - the four young sports were fair-skinned, tall, handsome and sunny, and full of "little fresh meat", which made people's blood gush. And what about Luo Wenjie? His swarthy face looks like he has just come back from the harvest, and if he wears a straw hat and shorts, he will become a farmer!

I held my forehead and comforted myself: "Appearance can't decide a qiē, peace of mind, the game is important!" "I went back to the area where my class was located, automatically blocked the female students in the class, and cheered for Luo Wenjie.

Luo Wenjie's guy is very powerful, a back and forth leading the "Four Sports Less" a full body distance, he is really worthy of being a "child of the sea", flying fish-like speed floating on the water, he is like a dragon in the water, domineering, there is a character in the Water Margin named Zhang Shun, named "Baitiao in the Waves", which is very suitable for Luo Wenjie. And, fortunately, because Luo Wenjie's movements in the water were too big and the waves were everywhere, the classmates did not notice the abnormality in his squeaky nest. Finally, in the final sprint, he was the first to reach the finish line.

The voice of the little female anchor sounded at the radio station: "Luo Wenjie, a student from the third (1) class of junior high school, once again set a new record for the men's 200-meter backstroke swimming, 2 minutes and 45 seconds!" Congratulations everyone! "The children in our class cheered and kept cheering for Luo Wenjie, but unfortunately, I didn't find Li Yue in the crowd.

Luo Wenjie climbed out of the water, shook his hair hard, pretended to be handsome, smiled and looked at the audience, and saw that the classmates applauded him, the child touched the back of his head and laughed embarrassedly. In order to give back to the enthusiastic response, Luo Wenjie waved his hand and trotted to the edge of the fence to greet the audience

Seeing Luo Wenjie from far and near, I chuckled in my heart and became flustered. The boy waved his arms, and the squeaky socket was displayed in front of everyone, and my eyes were staring directly at his armpits, and the messy, ridiculously black lines were displayed in front of me...... I thought badly, so I quickly stood up and waved my hand at him, pointing to my armpit to attract his attention. But the kid was too innocent to understand what I meant, and thought I was waving my arms as excitedly as the audience, and he gave me a thumbs up, and his right eye squinted, as if he wanted to electric me, and I got goosebumps.

This man is just strange and worried about what's coming. At this time, several female students sitting in the front row seemed to notice something strange, and said to the girls in the back row: "Hey, look at Luo Wenjie's armpits, it's so strange!" ”

I Yao Ming smiled bitterly, and shouted in my heart: _(:зゝ∠) _OMG, this is miserable!!