"Li Yue, that Sanba, shaved my armpit hair! How do you think I'm going to participate in the competition? ”

Looking at Luo Wenjie's angry face, I couldn't help but laugh, and asked him angrily, "What are you talking about?" ”

Luo Wenjie is really speechless, when this sentence came out of the mouth of a big boy like him, I was speechless to the extreme. What is "Li Yue cut his armpit hair"? How could such an unbelievable thing happen?

"Teacher Huang, you don't believe it?" Luo Wenjie was anxious, his brows furrowed, and his dark skin looked like Bao Qingtian was standing in front of me.

I was helpless and said, "How could I believe such a ridiculous thing?" Why does Li Yue shear your hair? Besides, how can she shear you? Could it be that a girl will tie you up and lynch you? "Really, this guy doesn't play drafts when he lies. I guess Luo Wenjie must have flinched from the battle and didn't want to participate in the competition to come up with such a vulgar excuse.

Luo Wenjie was so anxious that he stomped his feet and hurriedly said, "It's true, it's true!" ”

Seeing this sissy look, I almost vomited. I wondered in my heart: Li Yue, this child is not bad-looking, how could he like such a boy? The vision is not ordinarily bad!

Seeing that I was unmoved, the unwilling Luo Wenjie stuffed the cone in his hand into my hand. Then he seemed to be full of energy, and pulled up his shirt, revealing Bai Huahua's upper body, oh no, it's not Bai Huahua, it's black. I was shocked, how could he undress in front of the head teacher! What does he want to do?! It's just me and him in the office, is he going to do something nasty to me? Don't! Help me! Although I shouted in my heart, but, amazingly, this child has a decent figure, not inferior at all, the muscles in his abdomen are strong and large, and he seems to be an athletic person. (My focus has been completely shifted)

The incident happened suddenly, I didn't have time to think or react, so Luo Wenjie yelled at me and raised his arms up! There is really no hair in the bare armpits!

"It's so clean! How did Li Yue do it?! I looked at Luo Wenjie in disbelief, and his face immediately darkened, and he said, "Teacher Huang! There is no one like you who is as hurtful and does not swear! He shook off his hand and said unhappily, "I didn't lie to you, did I?" ”

"Ah, that's so strange, why did Li Yue do this? Have you offended her? "I couldn't help but laugh, I was so choked that I couldn't even speak.

"She's a wonder!" Afterwards, Luo Wenjie complained to me with a sad face, saying that Li Yue had various bully clauses for him, such as not being able to talk to the female classmates in the class, having to help her carry her bag after school, and having to shout "Li Yue I love you" to the girls' dormitory every night to sleep, etc. What he can't stand the most is that Li Yue often uses his power bank to charge his power bank, in Luo Wenjie's mouth, Li Yue is simply a female demon in the world, how can she still look like a normal person?

I listened to the trembling in my heart, Luo Wenjie's description subverted my traditional impression of Li Yue, the quiet and well-behaved female student was long gone, replaced by a formidable female demon. It turns out that people often say that people in love are crazy, unfatal, and perverted, which is really very reasonable.

However, two people in love, isn't one willing to fight and the other willing to suffer! I thought about it, shook my head and said, "Okay! I don't care what happens to you and Li Yue, or what the relationship between the two of you is now, you must go to tomorrow's swimming competition, and you can't ask for leave. ”

"Teacher Huang! I've got it all! Luo Wenjie looked at me with a sad face again, pointing to his armpit, which was extremely clean and hairless...... Finally, I couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing.

"Hey! What is the situation in the world, where is my armpit hair? Luo Wenjie couldn't help but sigh.

I laughed so much that tears came out of my eyes, and said, "I have to say, Li Yue's skills are really good!" I haven't shaved a single hair, and this technology is rare these days! ”

I was telling the truth, but Luo Wenjie didn't like to listen to it, and he kept pleading with me to stop tomorrow's game.

And I was even more determined and said "no" categorically.

"You let Ning Shaoling go! He's a great swimmer. ”

"Really?"

Seeing that I was a little tempted, Luo Wenjie continued to advocate: "Yes, classmate Ning is so powerful, his body is different from ordinary people, and he can't catch his breath after swimming back and forth a few times!" ”

"But I reported your name, I can't change it, you're still dead to this heart!" The reason why I rejected Luo Wenjie like this is that I have a hard time. Friends, please imagine, at this time, if Ning Shaoling participates in the competition of the whole school instead of Luo Wenjie, in full view of everyone, Ning Shaoling only wears a pair of tight swimming trunks, the eye-killing muscle lines and perfect cold side face will cause hypoxia suffocation and cardiac arrest among many young compatriots?

In order to prevent such a catastrophe from happening, I had to ask Luo Wenjie to dispel this idea.

"Hey! Death, death! If I participate in the competition tomorrow with this look, my reputation will be ruined in this clean armpit......" He raised his hands again, and the two armpits looked particularly white in the contrast of his dark skin, and he continued: "What will the younger students think of me?" What will school leaders think of me? What will my family think of me? Will they think I'm a pervert? If that were the case, I wouldn't be able to wash myself by jumping into the Yellow River. ”

Looking at Luo Wenjie's sad face, my heart burned with a trace of sympathy. Li Yue's trick is really bad enough, knowing that he is going to participate in the competition tomorrow, he deliberately tricked him! But then again, how did Li Yue do it? How could Luo Wenjie be so stupid, so stupid that others didn't know how to shave his hair? This is not an eyebrow, it is not exposed, how to shave the hair in this squeaky nest? I was about to ask, when suddenly I had a flash of inspiration and thought of a peerless way to let Luo Wenjie get through tomorrow's difficulties!

I told Luo Wenjie what I thought, and he listened attentively, with a look of embarrassment, and asked me, "Is it reliable?" ”

I patted my chest and said confidently, "It has to be, what?" Don't believe me? ”

"Teacher Huang, I, it's not that I don't believe you...... Just in the water...... This, will it ......"

Before he could finish his worries, I interjected, "Don't worry, this trick will definitely work, this is definitely - even if you jump into the Yellow River water, you can't wash it clean!" Trust me! Race tomorrow with confidence! ”