Last night, I talked to Maruko about how to "straighten up" the crime plan all night, only to find out that her brain is really big. Those ghost ideas normal people can't come up with, what kind of female ** regain the confidence of the bent man, beat the mandarin duck to break up the friends (of course, Ning Shaoling and Lu Yan) and so on, I was witty and chose a few more reliable and safe plans, without further ado, I decided to implement it today.

This morning's first session was my Chinese class, and I came to the classroom as usual. Seeing that the whole class had arrived, I began to announce the first thing I was going to do today.

"Students, let's change seats before class."

As soon as the words fell, the audience was in an uproar. My classmates started talking and looked at me with puzzled expressions.

"Mr. Huang, why do you suddenly have to change seats?" A classmate asked.

I smiled and said, "I guess, that's the question of the whole class, right?" In fact, the answer is very simple, the results of this comprehensive Chinese assessment have come out, the average score of our class has decreased, and it is not only the subject of Chinese, even mathematics and English, and other subjects, the overall table of our class is not very good, I think this is a very strict question...... "I looked at the reactions of the students in the audience, they all lowered their heads, their faces full of distress...... Great, that's what I'm looking for! I continued: "Moreover, I have received a report that some students in the class often break the classroom discipline and affect the learning of other students, causing a very bad impact! I think it's a very strict question......"

The classmates in the audience looked at each other, you look at me, I look at you. I was so happy in my heart, I guess they couldn't have imagined that I was talking nonsense! Hahaha, I laughed inwardly. (This teacher is too evil)

"Who's making the little report?" A classmate muttered in the audience.

"You don't have to be nervous, I won't criticize you by name. However, transposition is necessary. I said solemnly.

"How?" A classmate asked.

"I've already arranged for the seat change list, and we're going to sit mixed." What do you think? Exciting, right? I laughed inwardly.

"Huh?! How can it be? We have never said that men and women sit together, and the whole school class is male and female. Teacher, we don't accept your arrangement! "The first to stand up against me was the squad leader Li Xiao, this guy with no long eyes went against me again, it's really a bit less than a little wise.

"That's right, the boys stink, I don't want to sit with them!" Most of the female students in the audience also chimed in.

Fortunately, I did my homework, and I replied without hurrying: "You are right, Quang Nam Middle School has never said that co-eds are mixed, but this is already the old system, in the past!" The new system now is to implement mixed sitting. The reason for the reform of the seating arrangement is to consider the all-round development of the students. You are also big girls, don't be awkward in dealing with gender issues, don't feel ashamed, if you really care, go to a boys' middle school or a girls' high school. ”

After I said this, the students in the audience were dumbfounded. It's really a ball, and if she says it according to her words, she can shut up the group of fools in the audience. I said that this group of female students is really hypocritical, if they were allowed to sit with Wu Yifan and Lu Han, would they be so reluctant?

"As the saying goes, men and women are matched to work without getting tired. Husband and wife are of the same heart, and their profits are broken! I think this mixed sitting arrangement is very good! ”

"Husband and wife are of the same heart?" The girls in the audience looked at me incredulously.

Oops, I really can't change the bad habit of abusing idioms, am I still worthy of being a Chinese teacher? (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻I quickly clapped my hands, changed the subject and shouted, "Hurry up, don't waste time." ”

Under my right-hand command, the students packed up their belongings and found their new seats according to the list on the seating chart, and although they were reluctant to have all three words written on their faces, they did as they were asked based on the so-called "school" decision. I glanced at Ning Shaoling quietly, there was no expression on that guy's face, and I didn't know if he accepted or resisted this arrangement, hey! I can't guess this boy!

I took a deep breath to cheer myself up, and this was just the first step in the plan...... Maruko told me last night that although she doesn't know how to make a gay person like the opposite sex, according to the immutable law of male and female interaction, for a man to have a good impression of a woman, the first thing is very important. The second is that these two people should have "friction".

"Friction?" I was puzzled at the time and asked Maruko, "Is this friction physical or mental?" ”

Maruko said solemnly: "Physical contact can only satisfy carnal desires, and spiritual friction will produce eternal sparks, the collision of two hearts is a shock that hits the heart directly, and the influence is very long-lasting." ”

I think it's quite reasonable, but this spiritual friction is estimated to be difficult, because Ning Shaoling likes boys, and he is not interested in girls, so it is difficult to rub a fire, right? Maruko also understood this truth and said to me: "Weiwei, have you forgotten the idol dramas we chased over the years!?" ”

I looked at Maruko in confusion and shook my head.

Maruko shook her index finger at me and said, "You've seen it all in vain." Let me give you an example, "Mischievous Kiss" was a great chase back then, right? Do you remember Xiangqin? The heroine with the pig's head and the body of a bear. ”

I nodded, saying that "Mischievous Kiss" was my favorite idol drama back then, and the male protagonist Naoki is really the image of Prince Charming in my heart!

"Do you know why Naoki and Xiangqin ended up together? The male god in the hearts of thousands of girls finally chose a round, earthy and stupid ugly duckling, why is this? What is the charm of the heroine? ”

Why, exactly? When Maruko asked me this, I actually thought about it seriously. Back then, I thought Naoki and Xiangqin were a natural pair in the sky and in the ground, but now that I think about it seriously, the prince chose not a princess, but a passerby. It's really weird. I looked at Maruko with expectant eyes, hoping that she would quickly say the answer.

"Actually, the answer is very simple, because idol dramas are all lies."

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"Idol dramas are nothing more than inexplicable fate and messy lies, there are only two kinds of people who deceive, one is us back then, ignorant and ignorant girls, it's best to deceive. The other is the one who is idle at home, has nothing to do, and likes to use idol dramas to arouse her girlish heart, and likes to self-anesthetize housewives......" After speaking, Maruko nodded with satisfaction, and I almost applauded.

"But one thing is true in idol dramas."

"What?"

"It's been a long time."

"Ah...... Is it? ”

"Or what do you think? Sudden fate? Let me tell you, Weiwei, fate is the most unreliable, just like the kind of person who uses horoscopes to detect his daily love fortune, he doesn't work hard, but he thinks that it is the action of external forces that guides his celibacy fate...... There is also the saying of 'love at first sight' is also outrageous, although the first impression is very important, but this kind of couple who love each other to death at first sight, can their love end well? You know it just by looking at the Titanic. ”

I think it makes sense, but I still didn't think that what Maruko said had to do with our plans.

"Hey, I seem to be far away." Maruko also realized his own imagination, and immediately corrected: "So, listen to me, arrange a girl next to Ning Shaoling, this girl has to be beautiful, temperamental beauty, the premise is that this girl still likes Ning Shaoling, didn't you say that there are a lot of his brainless fans in your class!" As for you, as the mastermind behind the scenes, you often create some opportunities for the two of them to 'rub and rub' and fall in love for a long time. ”

I thought about it for a while, and it seemed to work. But as a teacher, instead of preventing students from falling in love, we are creating opportunities for students to fall in love...... Is this really good? I expressed my uneasiness to Maruko, Maruko smiled coldly, and said, "When it comes to the end, you are still worried about the problem of discipline, now you are the sheep, and Yan Xiuqun is the big tiger, if you don't want to die without a corpse, do as I say!" I won't hurt you. ”

Later, this plan finally passed guò. Just now, the students had changed their positions, and looking at their new tablemates, their faces were indescribable. I glanced at Ning Shaoling, who was sitting in the back row of the fourth group, and sitting on the cliff next to her was a beauty. That's the person I picked out of thousands - Lin Xuemei. It is said that this girl is the grade flower voted by the whole grade, with good grades, good character, and versatile, and almost no one dislikes her. This shy schoolgirl is really the ideal candidate for me. Seeing her and Ning Shaoling sitting together, handsome and beautiful, my heart blossomed, and I felt that I was too talented. No, no, I can't be happy too early, this is just the first step, I will be an idol drama director in the future, and I have to design some bridges to match the two.

Thinking of this, I was so excited that I laughed in my heart for I don't know how many times, but I didn't notice that there was resentment in the audience. Only Ning Shaoling looked like he had nothing to do with himself and hung high. It's all under control, hey, boy, waiting for your heart to be melted!