"Poof! Really? Maruko almost squirted the juice out of his mouth, looked at me with wide eyes, and then gave me a thumbs up and said to me with admiration: "Weiwei, you are really good, I haven't seen you for a few days, and there is an extra mother who is the director of the Education Bureau." Cattle! That's awesome! ”

"Don't complain about me." Looking at Maruko's smile so much that he couldn't see his teeth, I said angrily.

An hour ago, I made a phone call to Yan Xiuqun, and I said sorry: "I'm really sorry!" Ning Shaoling was next door to me just now, so it wasn't very convenient...... It doesn't seem good to not answer the phone, so I said those things for no reason, I'm really sorry......"

"How's it going?" Yan Xiuqun didn't want to listen to my explanation at all, and directly led to the topic.

Before making this call, I was thinking about what to say to Yan Xiuqun. It stands to reason that I just need to tell Ning Shaoling's cousin at school today truthfully. But if you think about it, if such a big event happened today, it is absolutely impossible for me to report it as it is.

"Ning Shaoling, as usual, didn't happen anything special today." I replied cautiously.

"No anomalies?"

"Nope."

Yan Xiuqun snorted, thought for a moment and then said to me: "Teacher Huang, I hope you can find something valuable, don't think that you can deal with me verbally, take notes, record my son's learning trajectory in school, and more importantly, record valuable things in terms of interpersonal communication." Yan Xiuqun has been emphasizing the word "valuable".

I nodded on the other end of the phone, expressing my affirmation and recognition of the leader's words, just like a little pug, fortunately there was no mirror in front of me, otherwise I would have vomited if I saw my own appearance.

After a few minutes of the leader's speech, I hung up, and I was so relieved that I collapsed on the floor. Ten minutes later, Maruko came to my house, and it took me thirty minutes to tell her about the strange events that had happened in the past few days. And then the scene at the beginning of the article comes in.

"What Secretary for Education? Whose mom? "My dad saw Maruko smiling so much that his chin came out, so he came over from the kitchen and joined in the fun, asking us why we were smiling so happily.

Father! I am not happy at all about your daughter, and your daughter is upset! I really wanted to say that to him, but after thinking about it, the bitter water was only poured into my stomach, and there was no reason to pour it on my family.

Maruko glanced at me, and when he saw that my face was full of sadness, he stopped stimulating me, and helped me out: "Uncle, this melon juice you made is so delicious, it is simply fairy water in the sky and in the ground!" I drink so much that I want to die, it's crooked! "I looked at Maruko with a black face, how strange is this guy talking, has he read too many pornographic novels?

My dad is the account of buying meatballs, and said with a smile: "If you like it, you can come every day, and my uncle will make you drink." ”

"Weiwei, look at your blessing, there is such a chef father, everything is delicious, I really envy it."

When my dad heard Maruko say this, he shook his head and complained, saying, "Weiwei, this girl always thinks that what I make is not delicious, that is not delicious, and would rather eat it outside than eat it at home, what do you say I should do with her?" The outside stuff is not dry and clean. ”

"What? Uncle is so good at craftsmanship, Huang Xiaorou, you really don't know how to be blessed in the blessing! I have something to eat outside alone, and I don't have a boyfriend. ”

"What are you yelling about, you pork balls? Who says single dogs can't eat out anymore, and I'm out to eat with friends and colleagues, and it's in your way? "The balls picked up this stubble, my dad had to start surging the river and train me endlessly, saying that I don't have a boyfriend at this age, and the sloppy and sloppy ghost will like it, I hate it so much that I want to go up and beat the meatballs, then everyone will make up for the beef balls by themselves!

Every time I listen to my father's thoughts, although I feel bored, I still understand him very well. Who told him that he had only one precious daughter, me? My mom left early, and my dad was a two-time mom, and it wasn't easy to be a dad and a mom. My dad was a chef at an old restaurant until I was five years old, and his lychee chicken is so famous that it is said that tourists from outside the city and even from abroad will come to visit him. Later, my mother left, and he resigned in order to take care of me, and got a private restaurant at the door of the house, because of the help of old customers, the business of the small restaurant is booming, so life is quite passable!

By the way, I will mention to you, I He Qiu Wenchao have been in love for 5 years, and my father didn't find out! I don't know if I'm hiding it well, or if my dad is too dull.

Dad talked for a while, and I went in my left ear and out of my right ear. Maruko ate snacks on the side, and finally half an hour passed, and Dad was tired of chattering, so he said goodnight to us and went back to bed.

Seeing that my father's door was closed, I moved my ass and sat down next to the balls, snatched her favorite Bu Bu Xing (a kind of puffed food, French fries and the like), and pinched her meat stuffed with snacks Hu Hu Hu little face, no, it's a big face, a big cake face! I shouted angrily, "Call you more mouthful, call you more mouthful!" What happened to single dogs? Can't a single dog eat out? ”

"Sister, sister, I was wrong, let go, let go, it hurts~~~" Maruko screamed, I quickly covered her mouth and made a "Shhh He pointed to my dad's door.

Unexpectedly, Maruko became proud, pointed at Bu Buxing, and picked his eyes, as if to say: "Give me snacks, if you don't give them to me, you will shout." ”

I really couldn't do anything about this foodie, so I had to throw the snacks back to her, like feeding a pig. (*￣(oo)￣)

Balls and Balls Eat Bu Bu Xing, I look like whom, I can't remember, my brain is messy, and I think of something else, it's very chaotic.

"How are you going to go?" Maruko asked me.

"Huh? What how? "I don't know where my mind has gone.

"That student, didn't you ask you to investigate her son!"

"There's no need to investigate, that kid is a crook."

"And how are you going to report to your mother?"

I fell into deep contemplation, now I am walking forward on a cliff, there is no way back, left and right, it is already a desperate situation, what else can I do? Looking at the meatballs immersed in the pile of food, I thought to myself that I really want to be a pig, carefree, so good. (Maruko: You're a pig!) You're a pig! Your whole family is over! ）

At this time, I suddenly thought of a possibility and asked Maruko: "Do you say that the crooked man can 'straighten'?" I looked at Maruko, stretched out my crooked index finger in front of her, and then slowly straightened it with my hand, wondering if Maruko understood my meaningful movement.

"I've only heard of straight men being 'bent', and I really don't know that 'bent men' can be straightened!" Maruko rolled her eyes at me in disbelief.

"How do you know it's impossible if you don't try!" I hate being poured cold water.

"I ask you, can soap not be slippery?" Maruko looked at me seriously.

I was stunned for a moment, then shook my head.

"That's it!"

"......" I couldn't respond to Maruko, this guy's words are always so crucial when necessary...... Damn!

Seeing that I was depressed, Maruko comforted me and said, "But you can try, set a precedent, write down the strategy, maybe someone will need it in the future." You see, now that the culture of friends is prevalent, all the good-looking boys are engaged in the base, how can they reproduce without 'straightening' a few human beings? ”

"......" makes so much sense, I'm speechless!

"Come on! I'm optimistic about you! Become the first female man in history to 'straighten', and you will definitely go down in history! ”

Who wants to go down in history because of this kind of thing! _(:зゝ∠)_

"Alright, you've got to help me figure it out!"

Maruko patted his chest, laughed and said, "What's so difficult about this, labor, uh, no, the old lady can still help you with a trick!" Stick your ears out! ”

In this way, I embarked on a road of no return to 'straightening' the crooked man.