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"Holy, it stinks!"

Although it was outside, Huo Xiaotian was still smoked by a stinky fart with the smell of leeks, his face turned green, and he covered his nose and fled wildly.

After returning to the classroom, the classmates in the classroom were basically gone, and there were only two people left in the classroom, one was Chen Yalan, and the other was actually his neighbor Xue Ba.

Seeing Xue Ba sitting in his seat, Huo Xiaotian wondered in his heart, "This nerd, if you don't come home after school, what are you doing in my class?" ”

Seeing Huo Xiaotian return to the classroom, Xue Ba glanced at Huo Xiaotian, didn't say anything, picked up his schoolbag and left, and when he walked past Huo Xiaotian, he stopped for a moment, pushed the thick glasses under the wine bottle, and squinted at Huo Xiaotian with his eyes that were almost slit, and left angrily.

Looking at Xue Ba's strange expression, Huo Xiaotian smiled and shook his head, "This nerd, there's nothing wrong with it, right?" It's like Lao Tzu is on your girlfriend, cut..."

"Xiaotian, how's it going? Did the teacher tell you about your grades? Seeing Huo Xiaotian return to the classroom, Chen Yalan's eyes immediately became eager.

Huo Xiaotian pursed his lips helplessly, "Hey... You tell me? ”

Looking at Huo Xiaotian's lost expression, Chen Yalan's mood also became heavy all of a sudden, but soon, Chen Yalan raised her beautiful eyes again and looked at Huo Xiaotian: "Xiaotian, don't be discouraged, it's a big deal to repeat your studies for another year, now you are still young, if you don't study, you won't be able to find a good job in society, right?" ”

"If I get shunted, will you look down on me?" Huo Xiaotian looked at Chen Yalan and asked.

"Xiao Tian..."

"Maybe a few years later, you will be admitted to a prestigious university, but I will be just a thug on the streets, and by then, we will be people of two worlds, and maybe it won't be that long, and when you find a boyfriend in high school or college, you will quickly forget about me, right?" Huo Xiaotian asked pretending to be melancholy.

Chen Yalan felt a faint pain in her heart, and shook her head vigorously, "No, no matter at any time, I will never forget you." ”

As soon as the words fell, the girl seemed to notice that she was a little out of shape, and her fair face instantly floated a faint layer of crimson, and her slightly embarrassed appearance was very cute...

"Hehe, I'm kidding you, how could a smart genius like me fail the exam? Hahaha..."Huo Xiaotian suddenly pinched his waist with both hands, and looked up to the sky and laughed.

"Xiaotian, you..." Chen Yalan's pretty face was cloudy for a while, she didn't expect this hateful Huo Xiaotian to be playing tricks on herself, and the little pink fist rained down on Huo Xiaotian's chest.

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In the principal's office, the homeroom teachers of the junior high school department gathered together.

Seeing that the high school entrance examination is coming, the school routinely holds a preparation meeting, at the meeting the class teacher on their own class situation, and the school to make a report, and then according to the specific situation of each class, the goal is formulated, half a year later, will be according to the results of the high school entrance examination in each class to the class teacher to reward the merits, or punishment.

Shortly after the meeting, President Luo was speaking on the podium when he suddenly "Bang! ~", as if there was a thunderclap on a cloudy day, shook the entire conference hall.

Many teachers, including the principal, were taken aback, and then looked in the direction of Ma Junhua in surprise.

"What? Ma Junhua, do you have any comments? Principal Luo glared at Ma Junhua very unhappily.

Where did Ma Junhua dare to offend the principal, and quickly shook his head in embarrassment: "No... No comments! ”

Principal Luo glared at Ma Junhua and continued to speak, but without saying a few words, he suddenly "Bang!" ~", there was another loud noise, which shook the tea on the table and spilled out, if it wasn't for Vice President Sun hurriedly holding down the table, the round table would almost be overturned.

Seeing that his speech was interrupted again, Principal Luo's brows furrowed even tighter, and he glared at Ma Junhua angrily: "Ma Junhua, what's wrong with you?" If you have an opinion, you can come up and speak! ”

Ma Junhua's face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly waved his hand again and again: "No, no, Principal Luo, I have no opinion, I really have no opinion." ”

"What's wrong!" Principal Luo muttered angrily, and his gaze fell back on the speech.

Seeing that Principal Luo's face was getting more and more ugly, Ma Junhua's heart became more and more panicked, he must not fart again, and if he contradicts Principal Luo again, I am afraid that he will definitely not be able to eat and go around.

Thinking of this, Ma Junhua really had no choice, so he had to quietly pull off the thermos stopper behind him, block the valve, and deliberately sit down in order to prevent air leakage.

After the valve was blocked, the fart that was like a landslide couldn't be released and had to be held in the body, it was okay to hold one, but it was a bit difficult to hold two, Ma Junhua's face was flushed, and when he held it to the third, his face was green.

When it was the turn of the fourth, Ma Junhua couldn't hold it back, and only listened to "Bang!" ~"There was a loud bang, as if there was a thunderclap in the clear sky, and the entire teaching building was shaken, and those who didn't know thought that it had been attacked by terrorists.

Principal Luo is already old and has a bad heart, this guy is good, "Bang!" ~", frightened the heart "dong dong" a violent beat, chest tightness and panic, and his face was pale.

Seeing this scene, Vice President Sun hurriedly stepped forward to support Principal Luo, and then glared at Ma Junhua fiercely.

"Teacher Ma, what are you doing here? If you have an opinion, you can mention it in person, is it useful to engage in these small actions? If Principal Luo says a word, you will let out a fart, and if you say two sentences, you will put two, what Principal Luo said is not as good as your fart, do you still put the old leader in your eyes? Vice President Sun angrily accused.

Ma Junhua wanted to cry without tears, his face was red like a monkey's buttocks, his head was lowered, and he didn't say a word.

"It's good to fart if you fart, it's a special leek flavor... It's really going to be ......," Vice Principal Sun pinched his nose and muttered very dissatisfied.

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In the evening, Huo Xiaotian returned home and just took out the key to open the door, when suddenly, the opposite door opened.

I saw my neighbor Xue Ba walking out on the dragging board, staring at Huo Xiaotian coldly, as if Huo Xiaotian owed him money.

"I said, I'll open the door and you'll come out and have a look? Sick? Huo Xiaotian asked angrily.

"Huo Xiaotian, I'm going to fight you alone." Xue Ba looked up at Huo Xiaotian and said coldly.

Hearing this, Huo Xiaotian was stunned, and looked up and down at Xue Ba's obviously malnourished little arms and legs, this nerd was obviously a little bigger than the average person, and his whole body was as thin as a hungry child in Africa.

"Just you? Single-handedly with me? Huo Xiaotian pointed at Xue Ba, then at himself, and asked with a smile.

"Yes, I'll go head-to-head with you!" Xue Ba nodded firmly.

Huo Xiaotian couldn't help but chuckle, is there anyone who is really not afraid of death these years, "I said, do you believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall, and I couldn't pick it off?" ”

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