Chapter 10: Super Cannon Cigarettes
Huo Xiaotian can also see that the reason why this money-greedy head teacher is looking for his own stubble has only one purpose, that is, he wants to get some benefits from Huo Xiaotian.
For a person like Lao Ma who loves to take advantage, if he doesn't take advantage of you, it will be as if he has suffered a big loss, and he will never let you go.
Now it's clear that you want to knock Huo Xiaotian openly, if you give benefits, you will be qualified, if you don't give benefits, this time you don't want to be qualified, anyway, each head teacher has a few mandatory places in his hands, not to mention that Huo Xiaotian's appearance in the school on weekdays is not very good, even if he is really forced to take him down, it is estimated that the school will not say anything.
Seeing that the head teacher looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, Huo Xiaotian had to smile bitterly and admit it...
", this old thing!" After scolding hatefully in his heart, Huo Xiaotian pondered in his heart what to buy for this old guy?
To say that this old horse, his hobbies are really extensive, as long as he can eat, he loves to eat, as long as he can drink, he loves to drink, as long as he can smoke, even if it is a big front door for five cents a box, he also smokes with relish.
There is really nothing in this world that he doesn't like, but for this kind of irresponsible head teacher, Huo Xiaotian feels very bad even if he gives him a pack of spicy noodles.
"Damn, what to give him?" Huo Xiaotian frowned, and when he was struggling, suddenly the phone vibrated again.
Huo Xiaotian took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and saw that the super download system on the screen had a new prompt, and he didn't feel that he was secretly refreshed, this super download system is really powerful, it is simply his own timely rain!
"Teacher, I'm sorry, I'll answer the phone." Huo Xiaotian said something to the head teacher, then turned around and walked out of the office.
Finger touched the icon of the super download system, and soon the screen switched, and in the recommended download column, there were a few more packs of cigarettes.
[Super Cannon Cigarettes: There are four flavors to choose from: leek flavor, chili pepper flavor, garlic flavor and sweet potato onion flavor, with a unique taste and endless aftertaste, the only side effect, fart like a landslide, stinky! ] 】
After reading this description, Huo Xiaotian's eyes couldn't help but light up, especially when he saw the words "fart is like a landslide", he almost laughed out loud.
This is undoubtedly the most suitable gift for the old class, don't you like to smoke? I'll give you cannons and cigarettes.
Huo Xiaotian clicked on the icon of the super cannon cigarette to download, and soon after, several boxes of cigarettes fell from the sky and fell in front of Huo Xiaotian.
Huo Xiaotian put his mobile phone back in his pocket, and then returned to the head teacher's office with a cigarette.
As soon as he saw these cigarettes, Lao Ma's attitude immediately changed 180 degrees, and he saw cigarettes more than his father.
"Teacher Ma, I used to be ignorant and caused you a lot of trouble, but now that I am about to graduate, the students have nothing to honor you, so I specially bought you a few cigarettes, I hope Teacher Ma can laugh." As he spoke, Huo Xiaotian held back a smile and put the cigarette on Ma Junhua's desk.
Ma Junhua was overjoyed to see so many cigarettes, but he was still a little worried, "When you came in with cigarettes, were you seen?" ”
Huo Xiaotian smiled and shook his head, this is what I downloaded from the super download system, who can see it?
"No, don't worry, teacher, I won't cause you trouble." Huo Xiaotian said with a smile.
Hearing Huo Xiaotian say this, Ma Junhua suddenly had no worries, picked up a box of cigarettes, and took a closer look, the finely packaged cigarette box was printed with the six big characters of "Super Cannon Cigarettes" very conspicuously, and there was a leek-flavored icon next to the logo of Super Cannon Cigarettes, which made Ma Junhua feel very fresh.
I've smoked cigarettes for half my life, and I've never smoked such a strange cigarette...
"Super cannon cigarettes? Why haven't you heard of this brand before? Which cigarette factory came out? Ma Junhua looked at it carefully, looked at Huo Xiaotian strangely and asked.
"Oh, this is my brother-in-law brought back from abroad, and there doesn't seem to be such cigarettes in China." Huo Xiaotian made up a lie temporarily, in fact, his aunt is still in college, and she doesn't have a husband at all.
"Foreign smoke?"
"Hey, hey, hey, foreign smoke."
"Foreign smoke writes Chinese characters?" Ma Junhua's eyes narrowed, looked at Huo Xiaotian and asked.
Huo Xiaotian's heart jumped, this old fox is really not easy to deceive.
"I brought it back from Sun Moon Island."
"Sun Moon Island is also considered a foreign country? However, as far as I know, it's all traditional Chinese over there, right? This is obviously simplified. Ma Junhua asked strangely.
"Oh, this is a mainland brand of cigarettes produced in Riyue Island, mainly for mainland sales, when my sister-in-law passed by Riyue Island, he bought it by the way to be filial to my grandfather, my grandfather does not smoke, so he gave it to my father, I think Mr. Ma likes to smoke on weekdays, so I specially brought a few boxes for you to taste." After Huo Xiaotian finished speaking in one breath, he couldn't help wiping a cold sweat.
"Nima, my ability to make up stories is really strong, I don't know if I can write online novels in the future?" Huo Xiaotian thought crankily in his heart.
After listening to Huo Xiaotian's introduction, Ma Junhua did not have too many doubts, judging from the packaging of this cigarette box, it should almost be regarded as a high-quality cigarette series, for him who is addicted to smoking, it would be good to have cigarettes, regardless of whether it is domestic or not.
Hiding a few cigarettes in his cupboard, then opening a pack, taking out a cigarette and sniffing it in front of his nose, there was a strong smell of leeks, which made Dema Junhua feel quite novel.
"Hey, don't say it, I've been smoking for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen this leek-flavored cigarette." Ma Junhua said with a smile.
Huo Xiaotian smiled and nodded, snickering in his heart, when you let go of the leek fart for a while, you will know the power of this smoke.
Ma Junhua put the cigarette in his mouth, Huo Xiaotian hurriedly handed over the fire and lit the cigarette.
Ma Junhua took a deep breath, and suddenly felt refreshed, and the slightly spicy leek-flavored cigarette filled his lungs, which made Ma Junhua squint his eyes comfortably, "Well, good smoke, good smoke, good!" ”
After praising it again and again, he reveled in the aftertaste and spewed the leek-flavored smoke out of his nose again.
After taking a few puffs of cigarettes, Ma Junhua's attitude towards Huo Xiaotian became better and better, and he patted Huo Xiaotian on the shoulder with a smile and said: "Xiaotian, the teacher is strict with you on weekdays, in fact, it is all for your own good, you kid, you are usually not stupid, but the little cleverness is used in the wrong place, and the teacher just hates you for iron and steel, you know?" ”
"Well, Mr. Ma, I know, I was ignorant before, so I bothered you." Huo Xiaotian nodded and smiled.
"Okay, don't worry, this diversion exam, your grades are not bad, but don't be proud, the number of people taking the high school entrance examination this year is more than in previous years, and the competitive pressure is also very high, after you go back, you must review well, don't relax, there is still half a year, give me a good effort, I have to be admitted to a high school!" Ma Junhua took another puff of cigarette and said.
"Hehe, okay, thank you Mr. Ma, I will definitely work hard." Huo Xiaotian said with a smile.
"Okay, let's go back, I'll go to the school for a homeroom teacher meeting in a while." Ma Junhua said to Huo Xiaotian.
"Oh, okay, then I'll go back, goodbye teacher." Huo Xiaotian bowed slightly to Ma Junhua, forced a smile, and quickly left the office.
However, as soon as he walked out of the office, he suddenly heard "Bang!" behind him. ~", as if there was a thunder in the clear sky, which startled Huo Xiaotian.
"Nima, what's the sound?"
glanced back curiously, and saw that Ma Junhua was looking back at the hole in the chair with an inexplicable face, and at the same time, a foul smell with a strong smell of leeks quickly spread in the office.
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