Xiao Cheng has never been in love, but his IQ is still up to the passing line, and he has something to find Du Niang!

Of course, there is no such thing as a mother in this world.

He held his laptop and found a women's forum, registered an account on it, pretended to be a shemale, and posted: "I'm a person who has never been in a relationship, but that night, because I accidentally fell down. As a result, I was hugged by a boy and didn't fall, but he touched the two most important places where I was and there. I don't seem to hate him, excuse me, is this liking him? ”

After posting, Xiao Cheng himself got goosebumps.

After a while, there was a reply called Yiyang Finger, seeing this name, Xiao Cheng only bowed and worshipped, and the rotten girl was too powerful.

Yiyang fingered: "Like a hair?" Little sister, sue you, men are not good things, and the most important thing is that they are not as good as electric rods. ”

I'll go, Xiao Cheng is speechless.

The second reply came in, and the name was I Love Cucumbers. All right! Xiao Cheng was powerless to complain.

I love cucumbers: "Let's be clear! Where is it and where is it? ”

The third reply is called the Support for Aida card.

Xiao Cheng was curious, and searched for what is called Aida card, and the result was a search, and the webpage was full of props for island action movies, not to mention, there are everything, it's quite cheap, and we will also support Aida cards in the future.

Support the Aida brand: "Little sister, don't pay attention to the two goods upstairs, tell you!" You have to use it first, accept it if you like it, kick it if you don't like it, wear the shoes on your feet, and decide whether you are comfortable or not. ”

All right! Running to ask these rotten girls, Xiao Cheng felt that he was really stupid, really.

This time, I changed to a male forum, registered an account, and now I don't have to be a ladyboy, and I finally have to be a gentleman! Then posted: "Everyone, the little brother wants to ask, a girl was touched by a boy above and below, she was not angry, does she like boys?" ”

The first reply was called thin is thin enough: "Judging from my years of experience in vertical and horizontal flowers, I can roll the sheets next time, buddy, get ready for a set!" I highly recommend you to use the AIDA Liquid Kit. ”

I'll go, you're advertising?

The second reply was called Uncle Ben, who was 187 mm long: "I still ask for a hair!" Hurry up and turn off the lights and do something! ”

The third reply called out and beat the dog to death: "Up, up, up." ”

As soon as he saw this name, Xiao Cheng thought about it and understood, what kind of person is it! A bunch of unreliable goods.

Forget it, it's better to count on these bunches than on yourself! Do you want to ask Lan Duoer out to watch a movie, have a cup of coffee or something?

It's not good, it's all bad, it's nothing new.

Or, ask her to go on a trip and find a place where there is no shop in front of the village and no store, only a cave?

Just when Xiao Cheng was having a good time, the doorbell rang. Xiao Cheng opened the door excitedly, but found that it was the sisters of the Ji family, and said secretly in his heart: I thought you wouldn't come! Suddenly his face was cold, and he was ready to close the door.

Ji Xingyue was in a hurry, stretched out her thigh and stuck the door, and said pitifully: "Mr. Xiao, I'm sorry, I know I did something wrong today, you give me a chance to apologize to you!" ”

Xiao Cheng is helpless, he can't break someone's thigh! So he opened the door and stood at the door, and did not speak.

Ji Mingyue flashed out from behind Ji Xingyue, bowed 45 degrees, and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Xiao, I apologize to you for my sister, please forgive my sister!" ”

Glancing at Ji Mingyue, Xiao Cheng found that this chick was not well-intentioned. She was wearing a big red dress with a very low chest, and when she bent over, she revealed a plump and snow-white career line, your sister, playing beauty?

These two sisters can! One pretends to be pitiful, and the other sells meat.

Xiao Cheng nodded and said, "Okay, I forgive you, that's it, you go back!" "Then the door will be closed again.

Fools knew that Xiao Cheng had no sincerity at all, Ji Xingyue hurriedly said: "I want to compensate Mr. Xiao, please let Mr. Xiao go in, okay?" ”

"No, I'll sell those songs to others, anyway, it's the same for anyone, I don't have any loss, I don't need you to compensate." Xiao Cheng said coldly.

Seeing that Xiao Cheng was soft and hard, Ji Mingyue's eyes suddenly turned red, and tears fell down.

Tong guò got along in the past two days, Xiao Cheng knew that Ji Mingyue was not only arrogant on the outside, but also arrogant on the inside, such a girl can pull down her face to sell meat today, it can be seen that the sisters of the Ji family are already desperate, otherwise they would not have reached this point, Xiao Cheng introspected in his heart: Is he a little too much?

Ahh Non-toxic husband, this woman is proud when she designs herself to succeed! Xiao Cheng hardened his heart and didn't look at Ji Mingyue.

But Ji Xingyue was even more ruthless, and made a trick directly, her legs were weak, and she knelt down stiffly.

This trick was too ruthless, Xiao Cheng couldn't resist it, so he had to say: "Don't! You guys are like this, people still think I've done something to you! Get up first and talk about it. ”

Ji Xingyue shook her head and said in a hoarse voice: "Mr. Xiao, if you don't forgive me, I won't get up." ”

"Okay, okay. Forgive you, get up! Xiao Cheng had no choice but to help Ji Xingyue get up.

Ji Mingyue snorted: "Teacher Xiao, please listen to our explanation, okay?" My sister really didn't mean to do this. ”

The corners of Xiao Cheng's mouth twitched, you use my house as a cemetery, one is crying, the other is kneeling, I have been played to death by you, can you not listen?

Let the Ji sisters into the house, Xiao Cheng took them a box of tissues, made a pot of tea, and then crossed Erlang's legs, hugged his chest with his hands, sat on the sofa next to him, and looked at the two sisters opposite, looking like I was listening.

Ji Mingyue began to tell the story, anyway, Xiao Cheng listened to it as a story, and coaxed these two troubles away after listening.

The story is probably that the mother of the three sisters got cancer four years ago and died of illness. Well! Ji Mingyue also has a second sister. (Xiao Cheng: I think the three sisters should not be far behind, plus sympathy points)

The father of the Ji family is a bastard, he goes out to fool around when he makes money in business, and never takes care of the family. As soon as my mother died, she brought a vixen home and gave birth to a son, but the vixen treated them badly, and my father never cared. Later, their father completely broke away from the father-daughter relationship with them, and it was also published in the newspaper, which can be verified. (Xiao Cheng: There is a bastard dad in the classic scenes)

The three sisters then relied on each other and used the private money left by their mother and the mortgage loan to start Rainbow Music Company. At that time, the Internet was just booming, and the second of the three sisters developed a music software, and Rainbow Music developed inexplicably. Later, the company wanted to develop into a physical entity, but there was no money, and someone waved money to invest, and as a result, the company was swallowed up. (Xiao Cheng: Isn't this the three little pig brothers in a fairy tale?) The same waste. ）

Ji Xingyue invested all the funds in the equipment at that time, and there was no money to pay Xiao Cheng's manuscript fee, plus the second of the three sisters suddenly found out that he was seriously ill, so he thought of exchanging shares in a hurry, for fear that Xiao Cheng would not agree, so he did not inform Xiao Cheng in advance. Although there is a suspicion of deception, there is no malicious intent. (Xiao Cheng: Exonerated from responsibility)

After the story, the two sisters sat in a row, waiting for the fruit.

After listening to this, whether he believed it or not, he said sincerely: "So that's the case, although you are wrong, I forgive you." ”

Ji Mingyue said very innocently: "Then Mr. Xiao, do you agree to the contract?" ”

Ji Mingyue forget it, a little silly girl. Why are you Ji Xingyue looking at me too? Still looking forward to it, are you looking forward to the root hair? Xiao Cheng couldn't help but complain.

These two stupid girls were able to play happily in the entertainment industry where they ate people and did not spit out bones for four years before they were eaten, which is definitely a humiliation to the entertainment industry.

Xiao Cheng could only roll his eyes, you opened a good hall when I opened a good hall? It's your business that you are miserable, but are there still few miserable people in society? Why did Lao Tzu spend more than 10 million to save you? Just two stupid girls looking beautiful?

Xiao Cheng felt that it was impossible not to tell the truth, and was just about to open his mouth, Ji Xingyue's phone rang, and as soon as she looked at the call, she said to Xiao Cheng: "I'm sorry, Mr. Xiao, I'll answer the phone first." ”

It doesn't matter, just take it! Xiao Cheng made a gesture of please.

Then Ji Xingyue answered the phone for less than 10 seconds, and she was heard in a loud voice: "What, Qingyue committed suicide, where is she now?" Okay, I'll be right over. ”

Ji Mingyue also jumped up and asked repeatedly, "What's wrong with the second sister?" Why suicide? ”

"I don't know, Aunt He said that when she went back to the house, she found Qingyue lying on the ground, so she was sent to the hospital, let's hurry over, Mr. Xiao, there is an urgent matter today, thank you, let's go first."

Without waiting for Xiao Cheng to speak, the two sisters left quickly.

In this regard, Xiao Cheng can only say that life is really full of drama.

But he didn't expect that the trouble had just begun.