(Xiao Cheng's biography: Today, the author who should be killed called me out to ask for a ticket, and he said that the recommended column always hangs an egg there, and it is not good-looking.)

I sued him on the spot, what kind of thing did you write, so many beauties appeared, Lao Tzu hasn't hooked up until now, who wants to read this kind of book and ask for a ticket? I want a root hair for you! ）

At 10 a.m. on September 27, the doorbell rang.

Because he had too much fun at night, Xiao Cheng, who didn't sleep for long and was woken up, was very angry, why did someone always ring the doorbell early in the morning? Don't know I'm a writer? Or a platinum writer, I don't know if writers like to go out in the middle of the night?

As soon as he got up and got angry, Xiao Cheng opened the door and shouted: "Who?" ”

A sweet voice came from outside the door: "Is Mr. Xiao Cheng at home?" ”

This voice is very beautiful, it should be more beautiful at a special time, such a person should not be lazy, Xiao Cheng put on his clothes as quickly as he could, and opened the door.

I don't know who said it: life is always full of surprises.

Xiao Cheng agrees with this sentence very much, there are good things in the morning, and everyone will be in good spirits.

So when Xiao Cheng opened the door and saw a middle-aged woman standing outside the door who even said ugly was blasphemous, he was shocked, and the joy was gone.

Early in the morning, whoever puts this on the table will feel extremely angry. The point is: you can't get angry yet, people don't get in your way, how can you get angry? What's wrong with people's sweet voices? Who made your mind go blind.

I don't know who said it: life is always full of surprises. (Xiao Cheng: Author, you can't write it, you're a eunuch.) ）

Xiao Cheng was just about to reprimand this aunt for disturbing people's dreams early in the morning, when a beautiful woman came out of the open door of Lan Duoer's house opposite, and Xiao Cheng couldn't help but gasp.

Then Lan Duoer also came out and said, "Sister Rumeng, you see I'm right!" As soon as I hear your voice, this little bastard will immediately roll over and open the door, and if you want someone else to call, you will have to wait at least ten minutes. ”

Rumeng covered her mouth and snickered, and then said sweetly: "Okay! You won, and you're invited to a big dinner at noon today. ”

I was shocked, and I was gone. Lan Duoer is too lacking in virtue and smoking, is there anyone who bets on this?

Faced with a woman who is extremely beautiful, a man who can get angry doesn't exist at all, Xiao Cheng blinked, pretending to be innocent and said, "May I ask what the two of you are looking for me?" ”

Rumeng took a step forward and said in her unique voice: "Hello, Xiao Cheng, I am Liu Rumeng, the editor of Yangcheng Publishing House, and this is my colleague Wang Fanghua. Today's business is to discuss with you some arrangements for the itinerary of the signing party, a private matter! I'm a fan of yours, so you'll have to sign autographs for me later. ”

Liu Rumeng is very good at talking, and she narrowed the distance in a few words, listening to her voice is even more enjoyable, Xiao Cheng said modestly: "Editor Liu is too awarded, let you wait for a long time, I'm really sorry, please come in and sit." ”

After Liu Rumeng sat down, Xiao Cheng was about to sit, Lan Duoer gave him a fluttering pink fist, and said unceremoniously: "Hurry up and wash your face and brush your teeth, I'll greet Sister Rumeng." ”

This chick is deliberate, like a tigress taking territory, asserting sovereignty.

Xiao Cheng was helpless, and it was not good to treat guests like this, so he had to wash his face obediently, the evil thoughts in his heart rose sharply, and sooner or later he would have to earn back the principal with profits, Lan Duoer, you wait and see!

Liu Rumeng was very serious and introduced the flight, hotel, activity time, and activity arrangement in detail.

In fact, Liu Rumeng just arranged all the toilets, and Xiao Cheng didn't mind, it was really comfortable to listen to her.

After finishing the business, Liu Rumeng really took out a copy of "The Legend of Wukong" and asked him to sign it.

"The Legend of Wukong" has been printed? It seems that the publisher wants to send more so that they can take it out and hook up with chicks. Xiao Cheng is not afraid of signing, this is the only good show he can do in his previous life, 'Boom', the dragon and phoenix are flying.

When receiving the autograph, Liu Rumeng's jade hand inevitably made contact with Xiao Cheng, it was so slippery! If someone hadn't been there, he would have put it to his nose and sniffed it.

Extremely happy, so sad. Two fingers clamped the soft flesh of Xiao Cheng's lower back, twisting left and right.

Xiao Cheng smiled bitterly and turned around, meeting Lan Duo'er's fiery eyes.

Liu Rumeng and Wang Fanghua looked strange and studied the patterns on the floor.

After the matter was done, it was almost 11 o'clock, and Liu Rumeng invited a big dinner. Seeing Xiao Cheng fartfully going to change clothes, Lan Duoer suddenly regretted a little, why did she bet with Liu Rumeng if she had nothing to do!

Liu Rumeng and the two came by car, Wang Fanghua drove, no way, with such a face, who will drive if you don't drive?

Xiao Cheng wanted to sit in the back seat, Lan Duoer took the first step to get into the car, and deliberately said: "You are a man and two women squeezing the back seat, are you ashamed?" Sit in the front. ”

This woman was so vicious that she deliberately kicked people into the fire pit, and Xiao Cheng hated it so much that the sky was shattered. Next to Wang Fanghua, I lost any appetite.

In fact, Lan Duoer is too ignorant of women's psychology, although she is also a woman, but she is not a wise woman. She didn't know, the more she stopped between Xiao Cheng and Liu Rumeng, the more curious Liu Rumeng became, what kind of charm did Xiao Cheng have that made Lan Duoer, who was also a beauty, so nervous?

It doesn't matter if a woman is curious, jealous, or compared. Liu Rumeng leaned forward in the car and chatted with Xiao Cheng: "Xiao Cheng, the book of "Amorous Swordsman Ruthless Sword" is almost finished, do you have a new book in mind?" ”

As Liu Rumeng approached, wisps of natural and unique body fragrance lingered on the tip of Xiao Cheng's nose, fragrant and refreshing, and the charm was sultry. This woman is definitely a fire-breathing stunner, and she is charming when you get closer. Hearing the fairy's inquiry, Xiao Cheng's adrenaline soared, and of course he had to shamelessly show off: "I conceived two books, one is called "The Legend of Chu Liuxiang", and the other is called "Happy Hero". ”

Lan Duoer saw that Xiao Cheng was very attentive to Liu Rumeng, she was secretly angry in her heart, gritted her teeth, and estimated that Xiao Cheng could be gnawed raw without salt.

Liu Rumeng still added fuel to the fire: "Do you think that one is better?" ”

Xiao Cheng explained: "In terms of personal preference, I prefer "Happy Hero", but in terms of wonderful Cheng Dù, "The Legend of Chu Liuxiang" is better. ”

Liu Rumeng asked extremely cooperatively: "Why do you like "Happy Heroes" more?" ”

At first, Liu Rumeng may have been just a little curious, but later she was attracted by "Happy Hero", and even Lan Duoer, who drank a jar of vinegar, forgot the enemy's cunning. When they arrived at the hotel, Lan Duoer sat on Xiao Cheng's left hand side, and Liu Rumeng sat on the right hand side, constantly urging Xiao Cheng to tell stories.

People who hear about "Happy Heroes" for the first time will definitely squirt rice, making all three women have to turn around when they drink to avoid squirting.

With the experience of telling stories to the sisters of the Ji family last time, Xiao Cheng is more handy this time. When it came to Lin Taiping's untie of his heart, Xiao Cheng stopped.

Liu Rumeng was listening to the play, and suddenly broke off, so he was not uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but glance at Xiao Cheng with resentment.

Lan Duoer was already fascinated at this time, and asked, "Why don't you say it?" ”

Although Liu Rumeng was moved by it, in order to have more contact with Liu Rumeng in the future, Xiao Cheng hardened his heart and spread his hands and said: "This book is only conceived here, and the plot behind it has not been thought out yet." ”

Wang Fanghua, who had not spoken, suddenly said: "I think Mr. Xiao Cheng must have put a lot of effort into this book, so that he can memorize it backwards." ”

Xiao Cheng shook his head and said: "I just have a good memory, and I can basically remember the books I have read, let alone write them myself." ”

Wang Fanghua said in surprise: "Can you remember it after seeing it?" ”

To be honest, this Wang Fanghua is really unappetizing, but after all, he is Liu Rumeng's colleague, and he doesn't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha! So Xiao Cheng nodded affirmatively.

Liu Rumeng was very interested and said, "Don't forget? I've only seen this kind of ability in books, but I didn't expect anyone to be able to do it, are you bragging? ”

Xiao Cheng said slyly: "Why don't we make a bet?" ”

Liu Rumeng glanced at Xiao Cheng and said, "What are you betting on?" ”

Xiao Cheng saw that the fish was hooked, and said with a smile: "Three meals." ”