Several buses move unobstructed on the highway where the camera is not visible, and there are very few vehicles traveling with them. At first glance, these buses look like mysterious armed armies entering a no-man's land, receiving a first-class secret state mission, mysterious and solemn. The leaves on the highway are swept up by speeding buses, and the sound of swishing is chilling in the quiet suburbs. In contrast, the noise in the bus sounds like another two-dimensional world.

On the campus bus of Quang Nam Middle School, a group of students were active without talking for two hours in a row, and their mouths were not dry or dry. It was clear that they were very excited about the two-day and one-night trip to the Tyumens, so for a full two hours from the start of the train to now, they were still full of energy, gossiping, chattering, chattering, and even intensifying.

And I, as the homeroom teacher of the third year of junior high school (1), have long been asleep in the exclusive position of the tour guide. If it weren't for the sudden smell of spicy strips in the carriage, I guess I wouldn't have woken up for a while while I was unconscious.

I moved my dog nose (what nonsense I!). The smell of the snack surrounded me tightly, and in less than three seconds, the first feedback came from my stomach - "grunt......" was so loud that it was like a fart! Who is to blame? I only blamed myself for only eating two barbecued pork buns for breakfast, and I guess I have digested it.

"Teacher Huang, are you hungry?" Suddenly, a girl in the back row poked her head out, it was Yang Yu, the representative of the Chinese class, who was holding a pack of delicious-looking biscuits in her hand, and asked me maliciously.

"A little. But it doesn't matter, it's almost there. I looked at my watch and replied to her. The car has been on the highway for two hours and has half an hour to go to its destination. Persistence is victory! It is said that today's lunch is a unique peasant dish on the Tyumen Mountain, and I have to leave a big empty stomach and have a delicious meal to be cost-effective!

"Oh, okay then." Yang Yu returned to his place and continued to chat with his neighbor.

But half an hour passed, and the bus still showed no signs of stopping, so I moved to the driver's side and asked, "Master, why haven't you arrived at Tyumen Mountain?" ”

The driver looked intently ahead and replied, "I've already arrived, but if you go up the mountain, it will take an hour to get to the hotel where you are staying tonight." ”

"Huh?!" When the driver said this, I didn't even have the strength to get back into my seat. Later, I didn't have to obediently ask Yang Yu for snacks. In this way, I sat next to Yang Yu, eating snacks and chatting with a few little girls, and I really had the feeling of a group outing when I was a student!

Yang Yu and those girls didn't have any estrangement with me, they didn't treat me as a teacher at all, and they teased and joked about me! The current junior high school students are really amazing, and I can't even resist it.

"Mr. Huang, why don't you have a boyfriend?" One of the girls, A, asked, but she didn't expect the topic to open the conversation box turned out to be this! It's really "a blessing and not a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided"!

"Well...... this"

"Do you have a boyfriend? Or have you never been in a relationship? Girl B also seemed to be interested in the topic, munching on potato chips and looking at me with winkling eyes, asked.

Before I could answer, Girl A chased after her: "Both are 25 years old, and the number of times they have been in love is zero." In that case, it's hard to believe that you're a qualified teacher! ”

me, is there any direct or indirect relationship between the number of times I fall in love and whether I am a qualified teacher or not!?

I looked at Girl A incredulously. She seemed to understand my eyes and continued: "Teacher Huang, don't think that this doesn't matter, in fact, love is a science, that is to say, love is a course. It is said that it is a language class, and it tests the ability of understanding between lovers. Saying it's a physics class, sometimes we have to learn to let go. Let's say it's a chemistry class, but the chemistry that happens between the two is very subtle. ”

What she said sounded reasonable. But I always feel that as a middle school teacher, you should stop students from falling in love, not guide students to fall in love! After all, at this age, their too young, too simple Tucson is broken, how can they understand the true meaning of love with a guide and a teaching? It's still reliable to read and learn!

I ignored her and continued to eat my coconut-flavored wafers, while the girls next to me listened attentively.

Fortunately, the topics of conversation among the girls changed quickly, and after a while, they shifted to the other classmates in the class, and I finally didn't have the feeling of Alexander just now (wiping sweat), and immediately put on headphones, closed my eyes, and pretended to look at the scenery outside the window, but in fact, secretly, secretly listened to them gossip.

When they saw that I wasn't in the discussion group, the conversation opened wider and became more unscrupulous.

"Do you make it? I saw a ghost last night! ”

"Whatever!" The rest of the girls exclaimed, the topic of ghosts and spirits had always been so popular.

"Really! I had to play when I went back to play last night after self-study, and when I walked downstairs to the big banyan tree downstairs in the dormitory, I saw Li Yue gnawing on the bark!! ”

"Ah!!h The girls were terrified and screamed. As for me, my face was already pale with fright. Li Yue is a girl in our class, an ordinary girl who is safe and disciplined, how can she do such a thing as gnawing tree bark! It's not a starving ghost reincarnation!! Who's going to gnaw on the bark!! I couldn't believe my ears!! Could it be that the current junior high school students are secretly tearing up nonsense like this? It's horrible!! At this moment, I have goosebumps falling to the ground.

At this time, Yang Yu suddenly spoke.

"What are you gnawing on tree bark, Li Yue is obviously kissing Luo Wenjie, I saw it, Luo Wenjie is just a little darker, you just talk about people like this, it's so bad!"

Hearing this, everyone laughed out loud, and I held it for a long time before I allowed myself to swallow this stalk, and I wanted to laugh but couldn't, and my face was red. This group of nonsensical guys, the little couple is kissing, and they even say that they are gnawing on the bark of a tree! Is...... But when I thought of Luo Wenjie's swarthy face, it dawned on me. No wonder there were several nights when I heard Luo Wenjie greet me, but I couldn't see anyone else, it was probably too dark......

The girls kept talking, and I continued listening. Anyway, now that my stomach is full, it's best to listen to gossip after tea and dinner.

They finally talked about the problem of studying, and it turned out that my students were still concerned about learning, and I was very excited in my heart.

"Hey! My mom has been so strict with me lately that she almost confiscated my phone. ”

"Isn't it! How to sauce purple, adults are so annoying, so annoying! ”

"yes, yes, it's annoying!"

"I really don't understand, why my mother's temper is so big, is it menopause, menopause is so scary! I don't want menopause, huh? Did you say that Mr. Huang was menopausal? ”

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"No, she's just a little weird-tempered."

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"Adults just hate it, no matter what we do, it's worthless in their eyes, it's a waste of time. Only by reading, learning is the right thing to do, and you are a good child, hey! ”

"Actually, adults don't understand anything, they just talk about it. When I was in elementary school, they said that if you didn't study well, you wouldn't be able to get into junior high school. When I was admitted to junior high school, they said that if I didn't study hard, I wouldn't be able to get into high school. ”

"Yes, when we are admitted to high school, they say that if we don't study hard, we won't be able to get into college!"

"When we get into college, they will say that if we don't study hard, we won't be able to find a job!"

"When we came out to work in the society, people asked, did we just care about reading at school?"

All the girls sighed together and said in unison: "╮(╯▽╰)╭Hey! It's hard to be human! ”

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