Chapter 47: Age Difference
Since forming an alliance with Lin Xuemei, I have become much closer to her. At school, she called me Teacher Xiaorou, and outside of school, she affectionately called me Sister Xiaorou, and I also regarded her as a younger sister. Although there is a generation gap (10 years) between us, she is really cute as she is smart, well-behaved, sensible and obedient. Moreover, I also discovered a side of her that was unknown to her peers.
As a class teacher, I have the most contact with the students, so let's take the girls in my class as an example. 15 or 16-year-old girls are in puberty. They have distinct personalities, unique hobbies, and at the same time, they also follow the trend and blindly follow, and many problems in the process of growing up urgently need the guidance of parents and schools. One of them is that I found that their star-chasing problem is very strict!
I'm not talking nonsense, rhetoric. If you look at Ning Shaoling, you will know that this guy's status in the class is more important than mine. Nearly 90% of the female classmates in the class are his fans, not counting ordinary fans, they are all the elite of the fans, the fighters of the elite! It is said that each of them has a questionnaire about Ning Shaoling in their hands, height and weight, constellation blood type, what they like to eat, what they don't like to eat, what they like to do, and what they don't like to do, all of which have a detailed record on this information!
To be honest, I'm very interested in this questionnaire. Because it is simply a guide to Lin Xuemei's battle, with it, we can avoid detours and find the diameter to success. But the reality often backfires. That day, I said to a female classmate, "Can you borrow your precious information from the teacher?" ”
When the other party heard this, his face changed greatly, his eyes were as sharp as a wolf on the Mongolian steppe, his eyes flashed with a terrifying light, he looked at me and asked, "Don't you have it?" What do you want me to do? ”
I laughed and said bluntly, "How could I have such a thing." ”
The female classmate looked at me strangely and asked, "Teacher Huang, aren't you in the same camp as us?" How could there be no such information? Do you say you're a thief? Traitor? Traitors? ”
It's strange how I ended up in their camp? I looked at her in disbelief, and suddenly realized, only to remember the incident a few days ago, when Liu Wenwen gave a gift to Ning Shaoling...... It turned out that from that day on, they automatically put me in the Ning Shaoling fan group, and I was still in the clouds.
I smiled embarrassedly and said, "No, no, I have that thing, I just want to refer to yours." ”
The female classmate snorted angrily, squinted at me, and refused: "Don't give it, this is more important than my life, unless you kill me, don't want to get it." And don't ask anyone else, they won't give it to you, just like me. ”
Oh my God, is that an exaggeration? I'd rather be killed than hand it over. It's too easy for bad guys to rob you, right? Directly robbed this thing, and you still don't give up your life to beg for mercy? It's unbelievable, it's crazy.
In addition to Ning Shaoling, this group of children also likes TFBOYS, Wu Yifan, Lu Han and other small fresh meat. Oh no, for them, these characters can't be regarded as little fresh meat, they can only be said to be youth idols. Only for women like us who are between 25 and 28 years old, an embarrassing age, these youth idols can be regarded as little fresh meat.
Why? The reason is very simple, one of the girls chatted with me that day, and asked me if I liked TFBOYS, and I said yes, I like Wang Yuan the most, a little warm man. Then the girl hugged me excitedly and said, "I like them so much!" My favorite is Mr. Qian, so cool! What a man! I must study hard, make progress every day, work hard, and strive to be admitted to Peking University. ”
"Oh? This ideal is quite good, but why not Tsinghua University, but Peking University? ”
"Because Mr. Qian said that he wanted to be admitted to Peking University."
"Oh, I see."
The girl nodded, thought about it, and said, "I'm 15 years old like Mr. Qian, he is two months older than me, how good he is for us." On the campus of Peking University, we met, got to know each other, fell in love, got married, started a family, and then had our children, one thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four thousand......"
Hearing her say this, I can't bear it! I immediately stopped her and said, "Admission to Peking University, this ideal is very good, I believe that as long as you work hard, you will be able to achieve it!" But...... As for starting a family, it's too early for you to do it, so it's enough to grasp the time and do what needs to be done, you know? ”
"What a disappointment!" I tried hard to persuade just now, but I didn't expect the girl to respond to me like this, and then she asked, "I thought you would feel the same mood as me, Mr. Huang!" Don't you think so, Mr. Huang? Do you have someone you like and don't fantasize about what will happen between you in the future? ”
How could it not, I thought to myself, when I was with Qiu Wenchao before, I thought about the future of the two of us. In my mind, I am always building a blueprint for our future home, how to be happy: with him, with me, and with our children, whether male or female, good health. There is also a smiling Samoyed, a tsundere American shorthair cat with folded ears...... The standard of living is above the well-off, and everyone is content, healthy and safe. That's the best. But......
Seeing that I was deep in thought, the girl was even more puzzled, she shook her hand in front of me and asked, "Teacher Huang, what are you thinking?" ”
I came back to my senses and smiled and responded, "No, it's nothing." The teacher is old, and he doesn't have any thoughts in his mind now. ”
"Really? Then I don't understand...... Anyway, I'm excited, when I see someone I like, it's like watching the MV of TFBOYS, I still want to call them husband! ”
⊙o⊙ when I heard it, I was immediately shocked. This girl is really, and the word husband is embarrassed to be called, this group of post-00s is also going crazy......
But think about it carefully, if I see Wu Yifan, Li Yifeng, TFBOYS and others on the screen, everyone loves them, and the flowers bloom with little fresh meat, excitement is inevitable. It's just that this kind of excitement is completely different from the kind of admiration that fans have in their hearts when they see their idols, because ......
The latter will shout in his heart: My husband is so good! 32 likes! Excellent! Boom!
And I will cry out in my heart: My son is finally out! (tearful face 〒▽〒)
……
Sure enough, age is the truth.