Chapter 20: I Call Your Mother, Hit Me!
"Ahhhh Lightly, Dr. Chen, you are gentle! I cried out to Dr. Chen, looking at the large red and purple bruise on my arm in distress, and the tears almost fell out of breath.
I was pushed by Li Xiao just now, but I didn't expect the impact force to be so great that I couldn't lift it up, so I had to run to the school infirmary for help, so the fourth class became a self-study class for the students.
Ning Shaoling's move just now was really wonderful, it immediately alleviated all the crises, and even split the class into two camps. One is to follow the brain-dead fans who are loyal to Ning Shaoling, this team accounts for 90% of the class size, and the other is Li Xiao, the squad leader who stands on his own. It is said that classmate Li Xiao is usually withdrawn and rarely talkative, and it is also a very abnormal behavior to expose Ning Shaoling's shortcomings in front of so many classmates today, no one knows what she was stimulated, but most people guess that Li Xiao's jealousy is the cause of her jealousy, she has always regarded Ning Shaoling as an opponent in learning, but she has never surpassed the latter.
Now it's okay, the brain-dead fans unanimously thought that I did that this morning to take care of Ning Shaoling's cover-up, so they pulled me closer to their camp:
"Teacher Huang, I didn't expect you to be so caring!"
"Yes, yes, Mr. Huang is really a good person!"
"Mr. Huang, what do you like to do in your daily life? What do you like to eat? Do you have a favorite idol? ”
"Teacher Huang!!"
"Teacher Huang~!"
These children are like cute little bees around me, and my heart is as sweet as honey. This qiē drags Ning Shaoling's blessing! The distance between me and the students was suddenly shortened, and I felt like I was a star and enjoyed the courtesy of a superstar.
However, Li Xiao was miserable, and suddenly became the public enemy of the whole class, how can he mix in the class in the future? No, as a class teacher, you must do a good job of class unity, and you must not let the class division activities continue, you have to find a way...... However, Li Xiao's push just now was really terrible, and he forcibly knocked out the joint of my right elbow, and I was being treated by Dr. Chen in the school infirmary.
"You children, go to physical education class like crazy, running, rushing, jumping up and down, and don't take it easy, your parents who are affected by flesh and skin!" Speaking of this, Dr. Chen raised his orchid finger and pointed at me and said, "If your parents found out, wouldn't they be worried about dying?" Brat! Hum! ”
I was dumbfounded, this Doctor Chen looked weird, his flowing white hair was never tidied up, he always exuded a messy beauty on weekdays, he was almost 60 years old, his body was still very strong, and he was full of strength. Just now he grabbed my hand and tentatively moved my joints, his hands were powerful, not at all like a person over half a hundred years old, he looked like a person who practiced martial arts, but under the conversation, there was a hint of sissy in his bones.
"Dr. Chen, I'm not a student, I'm a third-grade teacher." I looked at him with a wry smile.
Dr. Chen stroked the long hair from his ears, looked at me with strange eyes, and suddenly opened his mouth in surprise and said, "You look like you're only 15 years old, right?" ”
"Huh? Don't make fun of me, how can that? "I scratched my head shyly, and my relatives and friends said that I looked like I was less than 20 years old, but I didn't expect Dr. Chen to say that I looked like a junior high school student. At what time, my heart was so excited that I couldn't even feel the pain in my elbow.
"Really, look at how tender this skin is." As he spoke, he took my right hand, drugged my elbow, and said, "And your face is so small, slap face, it's so exquisite!" ”
When he said that, I couldn't stop laughing. Just as I was immersed in the praise of Mei Zizi, Dr. Chen suddenly pulled and pushed my dislocated joint with a horse step and a right hook that was as fast as the wind and thunder. This thunderous action was completed in the blink of an eye.
"Alright." Physician Chen clapped his hands and said lightly.
"Huh? So fast? "I touched the joint of my right hand, and there was some tingling sensation, but it seemed to regain my strength.
Dr. Chen took out a few pieces of ointment from the medicine cellar and threw them to me and said, "After taking a shower and applying a warm compress, apply it." Half a month is packed. ”
I thought to myself, this can be done without bandages and planks?
Dr. Chen saw through my mind and smiled and said, "Trust me, that's right. Half a month is not good, you come to me, I will introduce you to a boyfriend. ”
"Eh, what's the matter with my boyfriend?" I said angrily.
Dr. Chen burst out laughing, he put on his glasses, looked at me, and said with a smile, "I was wrong just now, you are 25 years old, right?" ”
I nodded, thinking that I could see that. No, you don't need to say it when you see it, I just said that I was 15 years old...... ╭(╯^╰)╮The feeling of suddenly falling from heaven to hell!
"Hehe, it doesn't matter if you're old, the point is that you don't have a boyfriend yet! The family is in a hurry, right? ”
Doctor Chen's knife is so loud! I'm already on my knees _(:зゝ∠)_
"You, how do you know? Do doctors have this ability? ”
"Look at you, the skin is loose and inelastic, the dark yellow has no color, the dryness has no moisture, the word girl is far away from you, and now the children call you aunt, not your sister, right?"
_(:зゝ∠)_"Is that an exaggeration!? I touched my face, "It's normal to be called auntie in your 20s now." ”
"My daughter is 30 years old, and students call her sister, never teacher, and no one calls her aunt."
"Your daughter is also a teacher?"
"Yes, it's in this school, and it's also the third year of junior high school, Chen Yanting, do you know each other?"
"Ahh It's Mr. Chen! She's thirty years old!? I can't see it! "I was shocked, that long leg was 30 years old, and he thought he was about the same age as me...... My face is full of shame, and the gap between myself and others is too big, it's just a comparison between a goddess and a **silk girl......
"There are no ugly women, only lazy women. In fact, you don't look old, and you are a little childish...... If you dress up a little, maybe, maybe, probably, maybe there will be a chance to find a boyfriend. Otherwise, I don't think the chances are slim......" Dr. Chen shook his head, as if I was a terminally ill patient in front of me, and I couldn't be saved......
̄へ ̄Hmph, how can this be reasonable, that long-legged Chen Yanting is just in better shape! I didn't want to take Dr. Chen's words, so I thanked him and left. Unexpectedly, when he left the school infirmary, he saw Ning Shaoling standing there.
"Why are you here? Who made you slip out of your study hall? ”
Ning Shaoling, that guy ignored me, but looked at the injuries on my hands.
"Are you alright?" He asked me.
My heart is hot, is this guy worried about me? I didn't expect that he, who was cool on the outside, would also worry about others.
"I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me. By the way, I still want to say thank you to thank you, thank you for helping me out, otherwise I will die. I looked lucky, and just wanted to ask Ning Shaoling how he got the test paper, he said: "I'm just worried that the matter between me and Lu Yan will get out, don't think too much." ”
"Oh, okay. But you're really liked by girls. By the way, how do you know that they eat you? The girls in the class are so obedient to you! ”
"Girls are like that." Ning Shaoling said lightly.
What do you call girls like this, hmph, I gave him a white look angrily.
"It's the first time I've seen a stupid head teacher like you." Ning Shaoling looked at me and said, as if he was looking at my pig brain...... Eh, no, what kind of pig brain?
I hurriedly explained: "This time I am unlucky, I am kind and gullible to others, and I am the one who suffers!" I've found that every time I meet you, or I encounter something about you, nothing good happens! It's better to provoke you less in the future! I waved my hand, thinking of that Liu Xiaoyang, I hated it so much.
Ning Shaoling sneered and said, "Enlightenment is quite fast, that's right, everyone just needs to take care of themselves." ”
〃What dish! I'm also a victim, why do I look so high, damn it! At this moment, my mobile phone suddenly rang, and I subconsciously wanted to use my right hand to take it, but I forgot that I was injured, and I realized that it hurt as soon as I exerted my strength. Hey, it's not hurt, it's hurt in my right hand, Ning Shaoling saw that it was inconvenient for me, so he helped me take out my mobile phone from the pocket of my clothes.
Caller ID: Kikucho
Yan Xiulan called! Call from the Secretary for Education! The young man's mother in front of me called! I realized that I had forgotten one of the most important things, which was to report to the director how his son was doing at school today! I was so frightened that I took a few steps back, Ning Shaoling looked at me with a puzzled expression, and then looked at the caller ID.
"Don't pick it up?" Ning Shaoling asked.
I gasped for breath in fright, thinking calmly, just answer the phone, don't be nervous, otherwise Ning Shaoling will be suspicious.
"Pick it up, pick it up."
Before I could react, Ning Shaoling's guy helped me press connect and put the phone to my ear. I was so anxious that I was about to cry, and my voice trembled and said to the other end of the phone: "Mom~~I~~Today~~ Evening~~Go back~~Home~~Eat~~." ”