Chapter Seventy-Four: The Red Dust Returns
Lao Guo turned his head and glanced at it, and said, "Wei Wei? Why are you running here without guarding your majesty? Go and go, don't bother me Lao Guo to teach this little bastard a lesson! ”
He turned his head again, but then turned back again, wondering, "Do you know him?" Do you know whose doll he is? What else is unique in this world...... You know? ”
The person who came was none other than Lord Weiwei, who had a few encounters with Heavenly Sin. He smiled bitterly and said to the few people in front of him: "I've seen Lord Yushi, I've seen General Zhenguo." ”
In fact, it stands to reason that he should also say to Heavenly Sin, 'I have seen Master Hou', but he really wants to see how Heavenly Sin can escape from the hands of this old man who has started a madness and even dares to scold His Majesty, if not...... It is really a very pleasing thing to be beaten by a heavenly sin. Although he is acquainted with Heavenly Sin, his previous sentence is enough.
Lord Wei Wei continued: "The lower official just wants to express his thoughts, as for hindering General Zhenguo from doing things, he really doesn't dare. ”
"Hmph, it's good to know! Don't talk about you, even if Your Majesty is here now, my old Guo will teach this stinky boy a good lesson, and then there will be any punishment, and then I will talk about it! ”
As he spoke, he raised his big hand and pumped it towards Heavenly Sin's ass.
Heavenly Sin sighed helplessly, then gently opened the sealed small wine bottle, raised his head and poured himself a sip, and took a sip of wine beautifully, and then ...... There was also a wine burp.
This whole process took a lot of time, at least a cup of tea, but Lao Guo's hand did not touch his buttocks for a long time, in fact, as early as the moment Tiansin opened the cap, Lao Guo's whole person was stunned and stunned.
Tiansin turned his head to look at him, and then said, "Cut, are you still fighting?" I'm waiting! It's really ......," he said, reaching the bottle to his mouth again.
"Wait!"
It's the same two words, but this time it was replaced by Lao Guo.
Tiansin rolled his eyes and said, "I said, what about you, an old thing?" You've been beaten, what tricks are you going to play? ”
Lao Guo pointed to the wine bottle in his hand and said, "What is that thing of you?!" ”
Tiansin said helplessly: "It's all said to be wine." ”
Lao Guo shook his head and said, "That's not right! How can wine taste like this? ”
"It's wine."
"No, it's definitely not wine! Bring it and I'll taste it......"
As he spoke, he reached out to grab it, and Tiansin hurriedly held the wine bottle in his arms with both hands, and hurriedly said, "Why do you let you taste it?!" ”
Lao Guo was stunned for a moment, secretly swallowed his saliva, and said, "Don't you little doll want to use this bottle of wine in exchange for less beating?" If this wine ...... If this is really wine, Lao Guo, I can't let you go! ”
"Wait, wait!" Heavenly Sin frowned and said, "Who did you listen to me say that I am going to exchange this wine for?" Do you listen to him? I said what he said, don't believe it, do you know what kind of wine this is? Didn't you hear it clearly? This is the 'return of the red dust'! The real jade liquid elixir, I would rather be beaten by myself, no, no, no, even if I take three beatings, I will not be willing to change it! ”
Lao Guo said angrily: "You kid aren't afraid of pain? ”
"I'm afraid, I'm afraid to die," said Heavenly Sin, "but so what? Do you know how long your majesty has been longing for my wine, and you ask him if he has drunk it? This is the only one in the world, and I don't have much inventory, if one says that I want to beat me, I have to exchange it, and two come to exchange it with me, and the empty gloves and white wolves have changed all the wine, and I can't live anymore? ”
Lao Guo was stunned again, turned his head to look at Lord Yushi, and found that the other party was also full of curiosity.
I turned my head again, but I saw that Heavenly Sin was holding up the wine bottle, and I took another sip! Originally, the wine bottle was small, only the size of a palm, how much wine could it hold? He took one bite after another, and he didn't know that he was full of dissatisfaction before, and after two more times, there would be nothing! was in a hurry, coupled with the trend of that strange taste, so that this old man finally did something that was too inconsistent with his identity.
Rob!
A large hand slashed past the eyes of the Heavenly Sin with great speed, and then ...... The wine bottle was in Lao Guo's hands. Tiansin was stunned, shook his hand, looked at Lao Guo, and then scolded: "Okay, you don't cultivate!" You can do it from a child?! Okay, okay, you said you were shameless, I don't think you have skin at all! Give me back, give me back! Give it back to me! ”
Lao Guo also blushed, and regretted it after grabbing it. It's not like I haven't drunk alcohol, how can I do such a thing? The most important thing is that you can't do it in front of civil and military officials! How embarrassing would it be for this to get out? But the strange smell kept wafting out of the bottle, into his nose, into his brain, and making him ...... Suddenly look up, and the coo is a mouthful.
Hey?!
Lao Guo suddenly found out that he was ...... Maybe I really haven't 'drunk'! If this entrance is soft and sweet, there is a strong strange smell that I don't know what the taste is, which instantly penetrates his mouth and nose, flows through his intestines, and turns into countless ripples.
Grunt, swallowing, I didn't feel anything at first, but then there was a heat that warmed his whole body like a fire, and there was a spicy breath in his throat that made him can't help but open his mouth...... Call! I snorted out a sip of wine, and I felt that my whole body was so refreshed that there was nothing to add.
"Good stuff! Hahaha! ”
I was still thinking about whether I was too shameless, but I only took one bite and forgot about it!
Heavenly sin was in a hurry, and he kept shaking his body and shouting: "It's over, it's over, it's drunk up by you old thing!" Come back, come back! ”
Lao Guo's domineering arm flicked him, and he 'throws' him out, and then he shook his head beautifully with the small wine bottle in his hand, and suddenly felt that the sky was spinning for a while, and he was dizzy? No, an indescribable 'excitement' emanated from the inside out, and I couldn't help it, so I took another bite. It's just that this bite is as small as possible, and I savored it.
Well, the entrance is sweet, the sweetness is very strange, I can't tell whether it is light or strong, and then the hundred flavors are miscellaneous, rolling back and forth in the mouth, until swallowing, there is still a faint aroma in the mouth, and the mouth is fragrant.
"Good stuff! You little doll, why don't you take it out sooner if you have this kind of thing? Tell me, which doll are you? Wait for my old Guo to call the door and ask for some more of this kind of wine to drink! ”
Heavenly Sin sat on the ground and rubbed his buttocks, and said angrily: "Huh! You shameless, drank my wine, and still worry about my wine?! Then he shouted to the civil and military officials: "Hey! You don't care about it, do you? What a rascal! It's too rogue! ”
But how can civil and military officials have the kung fu to care about him? All of them surrounded Lao Guo, before Lao Guo's body was blocked like an iron tower, plus the civil and military officials were far away, in this empty square, naturally no one else smelled the wine, but now that the wine bottle is in Lao Guo's hands, everyone else is very curious, one by one, the wine will come up, and the wine will fill their noses.
Oh, yes...... What exactly does this smell like? Weird, but ...... It's strange that I like it.
An official who has a good relationship with Lao Guo said: "Guo scoundrel, is that really wine?" Can you give me a tasting? ”
Lao Guo laughed and said, "Taste a ball!" Want to drink? I want to go! Hahaha! ”
made everyone smile bitterly again, and there was a new layer of understanding of Guo Wurou's rogue nature.
And Lord Wei Wei looked at the bottle of wine that Lao Guo held in his hand as if he was a treasure, and remembered that in the marching procession before, this heavenly sin and the two 'favored concubines' under him drank a big jar, and he couldn't help but feel a twitch in his heart and liver, it was too fucking a loser!
Drinking while talking, unconsciously ...... Or that small bottle was really too little, so it was 'accidentally' drunk by Lao Guo. He was stunned for a moment, poured it into his mouth, and only 'squeezed' a few drops, and instantly became angry.
He walked up to Heavenly Sin again and asked, "Say!" Which doll are you?! ”
Heavenly Sin finally stood up at this time, rubbed his ass and said, "Which doll is it?" I'm not a family, I opened my own house. ”
Lao Guo was stunned for a moment, and said in astonishment: "You opened a mansion yourself?" ”
Heavenly Sin nodded and said, "Well, I'm the one who is the one who is there." ”
"A Household Marquis...... A family of Hou?! New Hou Ye?! ”
Lao Guo's two eyes instantly widened as big as copper bells, and they suddenly became extremely embarrassed. To say that although Lao Guo is a general of Zhenguo, he is ranked second in the dynasty, and he also has a knighthood, but he is more marquis than a marquis...... That's not enough to see.
What are the following offenses? Absolutely!
But...... The level of the knighthood is one thing, the level of the official position is one thing, the size of the real power and the qualifications, etc., are also very important, these points Lao Guo is still a complete crime, but those rumors about a family of marquis 'can't be spread but everyone knows', or Lao Guo couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
But no matter how he looked at it, this little doll who was still struggling back and forth in his hands just now looked like a porcelain doll-like little child, not like the kind of guy who people said was 'godly', and couldn't help it...... He actually stretched out his hand and rubbed Heavenly Sin's head again.
"Are you really a marquis?"
Heavenly Sin rolled his eyes and said, "Yes or no, won't you know if the hall will reward you in a while?" Really...... Let me tell you, little marquis, I have a grudge! ”
Lao Guo laughed and said, "Are you still afraid of you?" But...... Little Marquis, you said you still have this kind of wine? ”
"Go, go, go! Go aside! Still addicted? Sue you, it's a great creation to be able to drink such a small bottle, it's really ......"
As he spoke, he walked forward with his hands behind his back, and Lao Guo followed directly behind him with a cheeky face, and kept asking.
Lord Wei Wei in the back looked at it and wanted to laugh, but he felt as if something was wrong, and then he woke up suddenly, yes! As long as Tiansin says that he is a marquis, how can Lao Guo beat him in public? Why do you have to make a good wine and finally tell your identity? It's not ...... Take off your pants and fart, is it too much? And wasting a good bottle of wine? Is...... It's hard to figure out.
There were only a few civil and military officials, including the Lord Yushi, who first looked at Lao Guo, and then at the empty wine bottle that was still held in his hand, and thought about it.
And at this moment, the eunuch came out of the palace and proclaimed: "The hour has come!" Hundreds of officials are invited to enter the palace! ”