Chapter Seventy-Three: People Are Bullied
At the end of the day, Liang Shijin and Liang Shiyu volunteered to carry a sedan chair to the gate of the palace.
And the sedan chair and family that no one else has ever seen before, naturally became the focus of the audience at once. No one is stupid or deaf, everyone naturally knows that after experiencing a 'royal catastrophe', two major events happened in the Southern Ming Kingdom, the first is that the Ji family, who has always been detached, lowered his noble head, and accompanied by a reward from His Majesty. The second thing is...... A marquis appeared out of thin air, and it was a 'marquis' like a 'joke'.
Today's 'new face' must be the mysterious and legendary marquis. Everyone stopped, trying to catch a glimpse of this man, who was a hundred thousand people!
And then...... Heavenly Sin jumped off the sedan chair very embarrassed, he really had no way not to be embarrassed, sometimes he had to believe in the aesthetics of girls, if they were dressing themselves. But if this aesthetic is applied to the body of heavenly sin......
Wearing a pearl crown, wearing a golden silk python robe, and a pair of chubby Nanami Dingyuan boots under his feet, his face was smeared with a thick layer of rouge gouache, and two blushes were painted...... It's just a doll doll.
The ministers around were stunned for a moment, and then they burst out laughing, and a few old men stepped forward, touched his head and asked, "Whose doll is this?" It's chubby and cute, what are you doing here? Your Majesty? ”
The corners of Heavenly Sin's eyes twitched wildly, and the Liang brothers hurriedly protected the lord and shouted loudly: "This is the current family marquis!" Which of you dares to make a mistake?! ”
A roar startled the old men, and they hurriedly took two steps back, then looked up and down with a frown, and asked in astonishment, "What do you ......say?" Is your master a family? The new Hou Ye?! ”
"Shaojun is not, is it possible that you are?!" Liang Shijin looked around aggressively, feeling that he was domineering. And Liang Shiyu didn't know which tendon was wrong, maybe he was too excited, so he lowered his body and said respectfully: "Don't cry, young gentleman, watch your subordinates teach those old men a lesson!" Come, this is the candy that the seventh girl ordered her subordinates to bring you, take a bite......"
"Get out!"
Heavenly Sin raised his thigh and kicked Liang Shiyu's ass, then covered his face and rushed to the city gate, it was really ...... I don't have a face to see people.
As for the seven girls mentioned by Liang Shiyu, in fact, when a little girl entered the house yesterday, they consciously divided the order according to the actual age of each person, from the eldest girl Qin Shihan to the tenth girl Situ Muxue, in an orderly manner.
And this seventh girl's real name is Lu Xiao, the ghost spirit is rough, everyone is a little afraid of heavenly sin, but she always feels that heavenly sin is a little child, and when she goes out, she secretly handed Liang Shiyu a rice candy, saying that he asked him to quietly hand it over to heavenly sin. This method of slapping the horse's ass directly on the horse's leg is what she can think of.
When he entered the palace, he saw the crowd in the square in front of him, so he hurriedly found a corner, squatted there, and pointed his little buttocks at everyone, silently saying in his heart, 'You can't see me, you can't see me!' ’。
But it always backfired, and the poor and bored eunuchs suddenly found a cute little kid squatting here in the bitter waiting, so they gathered around and asked, 'Whose child is this?' 'A blame' This is a forbidden place in the palace, how can children be allowed to mess around? One even shouted, 'Whoever has the child will take it away!' ’。
Heavenly Sin chose to 'ignore what is going on outside the window, and only draw small circles.' ’
"The old man asked you, why didn't you reply?!"
Suddenly, a heavy voice sounded from behind Heavenly Sin, and waved a big hand, and grabbed Heavenly Sin like a kitten, held it in front of his eyes to watch, and then ...... The face full of stubble and meat suddenly 'bloomed', and the vulgar man laughed.
"This doll is so funny! It's ridiculous to wear such heavy makeup even though he's a boy! Hahaha! ”
The wrath of the sin! His hands and feet kept waving hard, but he couldn't ...... It's too short to reach the big man's cheeks at all.
Heavenly Sin rolled his eyes and said loudly, "You're still laughing at me?!" Do you still have the face to laugh at me? Your outfit is like an old scalper wearing an official robe, why do you have such a big heart? Are you embarrassed to laugh at me?! ”
"Ga ......" The big man's laughter was directly stuck in his throat, and he was replaced by annoyed and angry jujube red.
But the laughter in the square did not stop, but intensified, of course, it was the civil and military officials who came to laugh at this big man.
"You little doll has a poisonous mouth!" Dahan's face turned from red to green, and he waved his fist and wanted to 'corporal punishment', and the heavenly sin raised his eyebrows, and found that no officials came forward to stop it, no need to think about it, this thing must be a lawless and brainless master, and everyone will definitely turn a blind eye to the suffering of heavenly sin in line with the central idea that more is better than less.
Heavenly Sin hurriedly shouted, "Wait! Wait a minute! You're still bullying me at such an old age, you're still going to be shameless?! ”
Reasonable.
The big man sneered and said, "Cheeky? My old Guo's dough has long been gone! Hahaha! You little ghost, if you don't open your little ass today, my old Guo will have your surname! ”
The eyelids of the heavenly sin twitched, in this world, the soft ones are afraid of the hard, the hard ones are afraid of the dead, and the lifeless ones are afraid of the shameless, and the other party is clearly shameless.
"You...... You...... You old thing, can I take you to wait for me to find a subordinate and fight with you again, if you are still a man, put me down! ”
Dared.
The big man laughed and said, "Are you stupid when I am my old Guo? I'm better than a monkey! Oh, I let you go, you turned around and ran away, how big is the whole capital? I'm looking for you, where do I go to find you? Hmph, don't blame Lao Guo for my black hands, I don't dare to lie down for half a month! ”
The corners of Heavenly Sin's eyebrows twitched again. Depend on! When you meet such a shameless master, do you really want to have a fate of blossoming in the ass? Let's not talk about whether it hurts or not, I can't afford to lose this face, but I'm also a marquis!
"Wait!"
"Hmph, what does the little doll want to say?"
Tiansin sighed helplessly, suddenly reached into his arms, took out a small bottle, and said to 'Lao Guo': "Let's discuss, anyway, it seems that I can't run this fight, you are to relieve your anger, my small body is not resistant, what should I do if I die if I fight too much?" If you don't fight enough, you will definitely be unhappy, then ...... Let me take a sip of wine first, the so-called wine strengthens people's courage, and people who drink wine will not feel pain, isn't it the best of both worlds? ”
When Lao Guo heard the word 'wine', his thick throat couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and then he wondered: "Can wine go to pain?" Why doesn't my old Guo know? ”
Heavenly Sin rolled his eyes and said, "This is your loneliness!" "But in my heart I was very happy, and sure enough, this kind of vulgar person is a lover of wine.
Lao Guo laughed and said, "My old Guo is lonely and unheard? If you talk about song and dance, then my old Guo really can't compare to the poor sour of this Manchu Dynasty, but when it comes to wine, hum! There is no wine in this world that my old Guo has not drunk! ”
Heavenly Sin smiled contemptuously and said, "Don't be ashamed! I'm sure you haven't drunk this? Forget it, when I'm done drinking, I'll let you fight hard! ”
Lao Guo said: "Wait! Look at your gorgeous clothes and brocade clothes, and you have a good wine at a young age, you must ...... It must be extraordinary, what kind of wine is this? ”
Heavenly Sin said with a smile: "This is the jade liquid elixir, I am the only one in the world who has this thing, as for the name, it is 'Red Dust Returns'!" What do you think? Have you heard of it? ”
Lao Guo held him in one hand, scratched his head with the other and said: "I really haven't heard of this, but wine is wine, and such a feminine name was born, it's not good, it's definitely not good wine!" ”
said that it was not good wine, but a pair of eyes stared at the small wine bottle in the hand of Heavenly Sin, obviously very curious.
At this moment, another person behind Lao Guo laughed, walked over and shook his head and said, "Guo scoundrel, you let this slippery boy be deceived." ”
Lao Guo was stunned for a moment, turned his head and asked, "Why was my Lao Guo deceived?" ”
The man smiled: "You were clamoring to fight before, but now you forgot about it, and put your heart on the wine bottle, and after a while, he used that bottle of wine in exchange for you not to fight, you must not be able to do it, this little ghost, but a ghost." ”
Tiansin frowned, looked at the smiling old man in front of him seriously, and found that he was really a smiling tiger, his sister, can he die if he doesn't speak? I just want to watch my master get beaten up?!
Lao Guo was furious, and shouted at the heavenly sin: "Okay, you doll, you dare to design to deceive me Lao Guo, you will definitely make you unable to get out of bed for a month!" ”
Heavenly Sin also said angrily: "Damn! You old thing, you stupid? Who is he, he? You believe everything he says?! ”
Lao Guo snorted and said, "He? A nasty old fox! Today's imperial historian Liao Wuji, although he is insidious and cunning, and his heart and liver are full of holes, but what he says is ten out of ten, he says that if you play tricks, you are tricks! ”
Heavenly Sin was startled, Doctor Yushi? Isn't that the rank of the third public? Although it is the lowest among the three princes, it is a real power figure, only a few people are above 10,000 people, and his status is very high! I didn't expect to be a nosy guy. That...... This big man in front of you? Lao Guo Lao Guo claims to be a reckless man, but he can say bad things about the imperial doctor at will, and his status is obviously not ordinary.
Heavenly Sin said: "I said I won't take you like this, two old people bully me such a little doll, you are too much!" ”
Lao Guo said angrily: "Oh?! Your doll mouth is really too stinky, I'll teach you a good lesson for your family today! ”
"I advise you not to."
At this moment, another person walked out of the group of ministers, looked at them with a wry smile, stretched out his hand and pointed to the small wine bottle in the hand of Heavenly Sin and said: "He said that this wine is unique in the world, and this wine is really unique to the world, and I have been fascinated by this thing for a long time...... Well, it was originally called 'Red Dust Returns', which is a good name. ”